Clay Guardian: The Tale of Jude

Dreidle, dreidle, dreidle, I made you out of clay,

Dreidle, dreidle, dreidle, now dreidle will I play!

"…No, that's not right…"

I want to make a masterpiece

Something that stands tall and proud--

A work of visual art, expressing

My innermost feelings out loud.

Michelangelo had his David

Ronin had his Thinker

The ancients had Venus de Milo

Now it's time for me to tinker.

I work here on this clay,

Stuffing the mud into a stove

I build and carve and construct it

And shape it up with love.

For a castle's Guardian Deity

Must be proud and strong and tall

It must invoke a feeling

To those that pass the hall.

It should exude some honor

It should make men feel bold

It needs some class built in it

Amidst the nickel and gold.

Mud, water, earth, and clay,

Mixed up right in a pot,

Stuff the sculpture in a kiln now

And bake it up real hot!

Burn the mix til' it's nice and hard

Make sure it does not break

Listen now, my student--

Listen, for goodness' sake!

I teach you what I know now,

Because your eyes shine bright

Tis' for the mold do you luster

Tis' for this pride, this right!

So heed all of my teachings,

Make sure you understand

For when the Clay Guardian comes forth

It'll influence ev'ry man!

And when you look in their eyes

As they gaze on your creation

If you see them wear a smile

Then tis you who'll have elation!

In other words, do good and you will have good done to you.

"…Still not right!"

I've been workin' on the Sculpture

All the live-long day!

I've been workin' on the Sculpture

Just to pass the time away…

"…It might be awhile before I get this song right… Because after all, I can't work if I can't sing!"

The End