Eii... Just some thoughts, heheh!

Note: I do not own any of the Megaman's,
I do not even own Capcom, so don't sue me if you see this, Capcom!
( which is hardly going to happen, right...? *looks around with
a worried look.* )

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Area scene is a very look-alike of the Jerry Springer show comes into veiw, and a red like beams down (*Audience waving signs like 'Take me with you E.T'), and Zero shows up.

Zero: " Heheh, dumped that stupid Lobster. Anyway, hello my fans! " *Peace sign.*
Big cword of girls: " WE LOVE YOU. " *Squeals and waving of hands.*
Zero: " I know, I know. " *sigh.* " It's hard being m-" Right then, another light pops up, and SCISSOR SCHAIMPER pops up. " Oh no... "
Scissor Schamimper: " Hahahah! You thought you could get rid of me so easily, but I have fans out there, and I must save all the Lobsters! STOP EATING LOBSTERS! "
Zero: *Goes outstage for a moment and picks up the closest person and starts strangling them.* " Why did I get stuck with Lobster face?! WHY?! "
Make-up Person: " Because w-we don't h-ave to pay- agh... air...! " *choke.*
Zero: " I better get paid double for this..." *Mumble, walks back onstage where Scissor is giving poses.*
Scissor: " Hahahaha! Yes, the Lobsters shall stay in the Seas, instead of be-"
Zero: " Can it, Lobster face. "
Scissor: " What did you call me?! " *Face would probably go more red, if it wasn't already red.*
Zero: " You heard me. "
Scissor: " You'll pay deeply for that... "
Zero: " Anyway, for our first Guests, is Chibi's Roll Light and Roll Casket...!"
Geatz comes onstage dragging two cages with very disturbing giggling Roll's, wearing exactly the same, who were poking some parts of the cages.
Geatz: " I think you should just wait for the cages to break, the way they've been re-"
No need to wait, because then the Cages both broke within the places that the Roll's had been poking.
Rolll's: *Just sit in the Cages ruins, acting all innocent.*
Scissor: *Starts twitching.*
Zero: " Eh, right. Would Roll Light put her hand up? "
*Both Roll's put both hands up.*
Zero: " Eh... "
Scissor: *Coughs and stops twitching.* " You just don't know what you're doing. Ahem, will the real Roll Light please stand up.
I repeat, will the real Roll Light please stand up. "
Both Roll's stand up.
Scissor: " We're going to have a problem here. " *Starts dancing and singing.*
Zero: " I need a pay-rise. "
Suddenly then, the doors up at the top of the Audience Seats break open, and Chill Penquin comes through them.
Chill Penguin: " Ah ha ha ha ha! Free the Penguins! " *Starts freezing up the whole place.*
Zero: " Gra! That's it! " *Starts to grab for his Sabre (It's always behind him, isn't it?), but remembers he had to leave it with that Security woman. " Uh-oh... "
Chill: " HAHAHAHA! " *Starting to freeze the beginning of the Stage.*
Zero: " No worrys! " *Points out his Buster, but then a Message pops up right in his face.*
Message: " we are s0rry, but for reas0ns, ZERO, this has a VIRUS in it, because we don't want anyone to get HURT now, do we?"
The message then goes, but probably doesn't matter, because when it had finished leaving the last four words, Everything had been totally frozen.
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How did Chill Penguin find the place?
Who is the Security woman?
Who is the Make-Up person?
Why am I putting down this...?
.: Anime Sweatdrop. :.
Oh well, have to wait for the place to un-freeze, I suppose...