DRACO

" I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! MY OWN SON STARTING A FIGHT AND RUINING MY WEDDING! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?" barked my mum.

I sighed. She obviously knew very little about me because at school I was always starting a fight with weaselbrain and his crew. " Honey, could you save the lecture until we get home? Harry surely doesn't want to get a headache from the lecture. I mean I could deal with it," Sirius suggested.

" Sure, but we can both deal with it he is MY son," she said turning to look at me.

I think before I confuse you, I should tell you Sirius was driving and not my mum. " But mother, he pushed ME into the cake!" I said this very quickly as though she was going to interrupt me.

I was hoping she would take the blame off me and see that the weaselhead was the one who ruined her wedding. Unfortunately my evil plan backfired." And for a good reason, you are a real bully pushing the poor kid into the punch!" My mum snapped.

I frowned. Was this backwards day and no one told me? She was supposed to take my side not the Weasel's side. This was just unfair. I was the poor one. I went from Draco to Chocolate flavored Draco. " But mum, he insulted you-"

" I see no difference, Draco. You insult the Weasley family all the time. It's about time they do the same and they don't act like you do. You insult him all the time and they don't attack. You should be ashamed of yourself embarrassing me at my own wedding!" My mum yelled.

I guess she didn't know much about Weasley either. He only didn't attack because Ugly face held him back. Mum was still pushing the blame on me when we got into Harry a.k.a. Ugly face's new home. We went into the kitchen where Ugly face, mum and I stood while she yelled at me. Sirius was upstairs resting his head. You'd think mum wanted me to get into trouble.

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HARRY

I was laughing so hard that I was on the verge of tears. It was really funny seeing Draco get in trouble and being yelled at. I was hoping he would get grounded. " DRACO SALAZAR MALFOY! YOU'RE TURNING INTO YOUR FATHER!" Mrs. Black bellowed.

" EE, that hurt!" I whispered to Malfoy.

I was just glad I had a decent middle name. My full name is Harry James Potter. " Well, at least my name means something Sir Giggles-a-lot!" Draco snapped back.

" So, I guess your mum and you don't really like your father right?" I asked slyly.

" So, she only married him for his money and she was really in love with Sirius. What's it to you?" He snapped.

Draco was really angry. " DRACO!" his mum yelled.

She then yelled at him some more. I guess she realized Draco and I were having a conversation on top of hers. Finally she turned to me. I backed up a couple of feet." Were you involved in this?" she asked sweetly.

"No!" I said quickly.

" Okay, want a cookie?" she asked.

" I'd like a cookie." Draco said.

" Unless I'm mistaken your name IS NOT Harry and I'm not finished with you yet!" she said much less sweetly than when she was talking to me.

" You mean I can have a cookie when you're done?" Draco asked.

" I don't think you deserve one."

" I'd like the cookie," I said.

She then handed me a big chocolate chip cookie. Draco crossed his arms and stomped out of the kitchen. " You two need to get ready for bed." She said when Draco had come back in the kitchen.

I could see Mrs. Black was strict. Sirius on the other hand was more lenient.

The next afternoon was hell. Let me tell you all about it. I walked up to Draco who was watching a WTV (short for whiz television) show in his room. I didn't even know wizards had TV's. Probably cause Ron couldn't afford one. They were really neat. You turned them on my saying 'turn on WTV'. They also had wizard and witch actors. To turn it off you say' turn off WTV' Personally I thought they were cooler than muggle TV's. I went into his room to see him. When he saw me he quickly turned it off. We stared at each other for what seemed like forever. " What do you want, Ugly Face?" he asked.

Ugly Face? That is the rudest thing he has called me in five years. I thought he would surely be nice after last night but instead he is ruder. I think he gets ruder every time I see him." Oh, I just wanted to see what pushy little Draco Salazar Malfoy was up to!" I said.

" Never say that-"

" Too bad I just did!" I said.

It felt good being king. I just made Draco mad." I'm sure you have a middle name." Draco said finishing his sentence.

" Yeah but at least I have a decent middle name. It's Harry James Potter," I told him proudly.

" OH, Harry James Potter," he said it in a whiny voice.

" Can I just call you Salazar?" I asked.

I was on the verge of laughter by this time. Draco's face didn't go red but a little bit of pink did appear on his pale face. Then without warning, he rushed into me and knocked me down like a bulldog. He was on top of me and I was almost choking because his hands were around my neck. Just then I saw Sirius and Narcissa coming up the stairs.

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DRACO

I squeezed Ugly Face's neck really really hard. " Mrs. Black!" Ugly Face choked out.

My mum ran over and tried to pull me off but failed. Then her husband, who I might add, bears strong resemblance to my archenemy, succeeded in pulling me off. I then kicked Harry's leg and pushed him but this time he didn't fall. The evil ugly freak decided to push me. I almost tripped over myself.

" They'll get over it. Let's leave it to them it's best," I heard my mum whisper.

I groaned. She was supposed to punish Ugly Face for knocking me down. " MUM, Ugly Face made me trip!" I complained.

Uh-oh did I just say what I thought I said? "UGLY FACE? THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE BEEN CALLING HIM? HE'S NOT UGLY! HE'S YOUR BROTHER! YOU WILL APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW! YOU NEED TO LEARN TO APPRECIATE AND LOVE HARRY LIKE A BROTHER OR ELSE!"

" He's not my brother yet and is that a threat?" I asked.

" Draco, he will be when the adoption process is complete. And yes, Draco that is a threat."

" What are you going to do? Send me to my room?" I asked sarcastically.

" Oh, no dear. I'm going to take away your WTV," She told me.

" No w- you WOULDN'T!" I argued.

" Try me," She said." Now, go do your homework. Both of you!"

She then looked directly at me." How will you know when the process is complete?" Potter asked.

" The adoption agency will owl me, Harry." She answered. We both went to the same room. Potter had some good answers on his homework so I looked at his paper. He saw me and sat on the other side of his bed. While I was doing my homework I had an idea for the perfect joke on Potter.

The next morning I got up really early and took his glasses from the bedside table and put them in my pocket. He woke up a few minutes later reaching for them on the table." Draco do you know where my glasses are? That is if you are Draco," he asked me.

" Potter why would I care where you're extra eyes are?" I asked him.

" You have them!" he said in a would-be calm voice.

" Yeah, right!" I argued.

" You have to have them. Your mum wouldn't take them and I know Sirius."

" You're very smart but you can't see good so Ha!" I exclaimed.

By now I was feeling superior to Potter." Mrs. Malfoy! Help Draco has my glasses!" He yelled.

My goodness this kid was a tattletale. Potter reached for the glasses in my hand, but I ducked. Then he jumped on top of me. Then he reached for the glasses and put them on.

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HARRY

I got off of Draco. His light blonde hair was now all over his face. Mrs. Black came running up the stairs. She looked at me confused. " Are you all right?" she asked me.

If she had asked ten minutes ago my answer would have been quite different." Yes," I told her.

" Draco, remember last night's discussion?"

I smiled. Living with Draco was getting better and better. " Yeah, So?" he said derisively

" Well, your WTV is going to me." She said," I've always wanted one."

" WHAT? You never told me-"

" Yes, I did just last night. You obviously weren't listening. You were to busy chatting with your friend Harry."

" He's not my-"

" SHUT UP! Now come downstairs for breakfast. I made some blueberry pancakes," she told us.

We went downstairs and got breakfast." OH, Harry dear. Please start calling me mum," she informed me.

" Alright, Mum." I said.

It felt cool being able to call someone mum." And you can me dad, boys!" Sirius said enthusiastically.

" I am NEVER EVER calling that man dad! My father's still living!" Draco yelled.

" What are you going to call him then? This man Draco is your new dad. I also think you hurt his feelings. Because of that I'm adding an extra two weeks to your grounding!" Mrs. Black yelled.

" NO FAIR! Anyway you care more about him than me. You don't really care about me." Draco complained.

" OH NO! Honey don't start that again!" My mum yelled at him kindly.

Sirius and I were confused." Is it me or does he like getting in trouble?" I whispered to Sirius.

" I think he likes it must be a Malfoy thing!" he whispered back.

Then my mum started to explain about what she meant and it was all a misunderstanding. She stopped when she saw that Draco was covering his ears and humming Jingle Bells to himself. Then I decided to play a joke on Draco. I had even thought up the perfect joke. I decided to shrink his clothes.