Third Chapter...!
*Starts giggling and blushing like a crazy young girl girl*
Crew: " ... "
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After a very long time of wandering around and such, Zero finds Scissor sitting in a chair, with a very frustrated look on his face.
Zero: " Now I've found you! "
Scissor: *Ignores him* " Ah... Hell it. " *Chucks the pen away.*
Zero: *Storms right infront of Scissor* " You shall NEVER live to see tomorrow after what you did to my hair, Lobster face! "
Scissor: " I think I will. "
Zero: *Snarl* " What makes you think that? "
Scissor: " Well, considering how the Security Woman is still holding onto your Sabre aswell, and how your Buster is STILL having side effects from that Virus, you obviously can't do nothing. "
Zero: *Face vault.* " Gra. Anyway, what is her name? "
Scissor: *Blank look* " Everyone just calls her Security Woman. "
Zero: " Eh, who are the other people here? "
Scissor: *Blank look.* " They're just called by their Jobs... "
Security Woman: *Finally gets the Sabre out of Zero's grasp* " Would you two just start with the SHOW?! You know how much time you two take?! "
Zero and Scissor: *Mumble, and get everything sorted out.*
Five minutes later...
Zero: " Okay, hear we have the two Roll's, when they're Chibi (small), of course. Now, Roll's, how do you think you two would get along, if you two were stuck in a House for two days? "
Roll C and L: *Start talking really fast and making no sense, nodding and shaking their heads now and then.*
Scissor: *Acts like he can understand what they're saying, nods now and then.*
Zero: *Sweatdrop.* " Erm, is that good or bad, Scissor? "
Scissor: " ... "
Zero: " ...? "
Scissor: " ...I have no idea. "
Zero: " I hate you. "
Scissor: *Starts sobbing.*
Zero: " Well, anyway, because we have no judgement in what they are saying at all, we'll stick them in the House for two weeks and watch from the Cameras their progress! "
Roll C: " I thought you said two d-"
Suddenly, the big doors uptop open up, and two men come with straight jackets, and start strapping the Roll's in them, then whisk them away.
Zero: " Atlast. "
Scissor: *Still sobbing.*
Zero: " ... Anyway, because you mixed about two show worths of WHAT IFS, we'll give you one now! "
Audience: *Squeal and scream.*
Zero: " Now, may we please have Megaman! " *Looks at the papers. Face vault.*
Megaman walks from backstage and does a pose which starts ZERO's fangirl's screaming.
Zero: *Grumble.* " Now, Megaman X. "
Megaman X walks from backstage from the other side, and gives a blank look at Megaman, who does exactly the same.
Zero: " ... Why did I have to do this? " *Sigh.* " Anyway, now... Megaman Voulnutt! "
Everyone: *Waits.*
Zero: " Eh... Megaman Voulnutt? "
Suddenly then, a very frantic Megaman Voulnutt comes from backstage. " I'm late, I'm late! "
Megaman: " What... "
X: " The... "
Megaman Voulnutt: *Notices the other two and screams,* " IMPOSTERS! "
Megaman: " Who are YOU calling a imposter?! I'M the REAL Megaman, so you two are imposters with all your X and Voulnutt's! "
X: " You're both fakes! I'm the REAL Megaman! I can get in so many fights with Reploids then you two, that I could make them a CEMETARY! "
Megaman V: " Reploids...? Whatever, I could take down so many Reaverbots, you'll have to start swimming, because all the land is used up by destroyed Reaverbots! "
Megaman & X: " ... "
Megaman V: " You two didn't make any sense either, but you two are still imposters. "
X: " Nu-uh! "
Megaman: " Idiots! Both of you! "
A big arguement goes on for a long while, then a fight starts.
Zero: " Something tells me to stop them, but... "
Scissor: " I know, even for a bad guy, I just can't take my eyes off of this. "
Cameraperson: " Please, tell me why we hired these jerks... "
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*Calmed down, but still blushing.*
Okay... Next Chapter will have more...!
*Starts giggling and blushing like a crazy young girl girl*
Crew: " ... "
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After a very long time of wandering around and such, Zero finds Scissor sitting in a chair, with a very frustrated look on his face.
Zero: " Now I've found you! "
Scissor: *Ignores him* " Ah... Hell it. " *Chucks the pen away.*
Zero: *Storms right infront of Scissor* " You shall NEVER live to see tomorrow after what you did to my hair, Lobster face! "
Scissor: " I think I will. "
Zero: *Snarl* " What makes you think that? "
Scissor: " Well, considering how the Security Woman is still holding onto your Sabre aswell, and how your Buster is STILL having side effects from that Virus, you obviously can't do nothing. "
Zero: *Face vault.* " Gra. Anyway, what is her name? "
Scissor: *Blank look* " Everyone just calls her Security Woman. "
Zero: " Eh, who are the other people here? "
Scissor: *Blank look.* " They're just called by their Jobs... "
Security Woman: *Finally gets the Sabre out of Zero's grasp* " Would you two just start with the SHOW?! You know how much time you two take?! "
Zero and Scissor: *Mumble, and get everything sorted out.*
Five minutes later...
Zero: " Okay, hear we have the two Roll's, when they're Chibi (small), of course. Now, Roll's, how do you think you two would get along, if you two were stuck in a House for two days? "
Roll C and L: *Start talking really fast and making no sense, nodding and shaking their heads now and then.*
Scissor: *Acts like he can understand what they're saying, nods now and then.*
Zero: *Sweatdrop.* " Erm, is that good or bad, Scissor? "
Scissor: " ... "
Zero: " ...? "
Scissor: " ...I have no idea. "
Zero: " I hate you. "
Scissor: *Starts sobbing.*
Zero: " Well, anyway, because we have no judgement in what they are saying at all, we'll stick them in the House for two weeks and watch from the Cameras their progress! "
Roll C: " I thought you said two d-"
Suddenly, the big doors uptop open up, and two men come with straight jackets, and start strapping the Roll's in them, then whisk them away.
Zero: " Atlast. "
Scissor: *Still sobbing.*
Zero: " ... Anyway, because you mixed about two show worths of WHAT IFS, we'll give you one now! "
Audience: *Squeal and scream.*
Zero: " Now, may we please have Megaman! " *Looks at the papers. Face vault.*
Megaman walks from backstage and does a pose which starts ZERO's fangirl's screaming.
Zero: *Grumble.* " Now, Megaman X. "
Megaman X walks from backstage from the other side, and gives a blank look at Megaman, who does exactly the same.
Zero: " ... Why did I have to do this? " *Sigh.* " Anyway, now... Megaman Voulnutt! "
Everyone: *Waits.*
Zero: " Eh... Megaman Voulnutt? "
Suddenly then, a very frantic Megaman Voulnutt comes from backstage. " I'm late, I'm late! "
Megaman: " What... "
X: " The... "
Megaman Voulnutt: *Notices the other two and screams,* " IMPOSTERS! "
Megaman: " Who are YOU calling a imposter?! I'M the REAL Megaman, so you two are imposters with all your X and Voulnutt's! "
X: " You're both fakes! I'm the REAL Megaman! I can get in so many fights with Reploids then you two, that I could make them a CEMETARY! "
Megaman V: " Reploids...? Whatever, I could take down so many Reaverbots, you'll have to start swimming, because all the land is used up by destroyed Reaverbots! "
Megaman & X: " ... "
Megaman V: " You two didn't make any sense either, but you two are still imposters. "
X: " Nu-uh! "
Megaman: " Idiots! Both of you! "
A big arguement goes on for a long while, then a fight starts.
Zero: " Something tells me to stop them, but... "
Scissor: " I know, even for a bad guy, I just can't take my eyes off of this. "
Cameraperson: " Please, tell me why we hired these jerks... "
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*Calmed down, but still blushing.*
Okay... Next Chapter will have more...!
