[Frodo]
"I want to be a hobbit ring bearer (you?)
That's what I'm longing to be (no chance!)
How about you, if you fancy it too,
You could accompany me (yeah!)

We don't have very good speeches (bleah)
But that don't matter a bit
If they'll let us, I'm sure we could get us a hi-it (Ted Sandiman: What a load of rubbish!)

Chorus: Mor-dor's this way (no, no, no)
Mor-dor's this way (no, no, no)
Mor-dor's this way (no, no, no)
Mor-dor's this way (no, no, no)
We don't like Sauron, we got to send him awa-heey

[Aragorn] I've got a sword to protect you
[Legolas] I'll come along with my bow
[Merry/Pippin] We're indistinguishable back up hobbits
[Pippin/Merry] C'mon everybody, let's go!
[Boromir] I'll represent men of Gondor
[Gandalf] I'll come and show you the way
[Gimli] And I've got an axe
[Sam] And there's lots of attacks on the wa-ay (Elrond: nine walkers for nine riders!)

(Repeat Chorus)

And now we're Fellowship members
And now we are superstars
We look so cute in our beautiful suits
And nobody knows who we are (yeah!)

We still have terrible speeches
And too many fans to admit
And everyone who sees us stands up and screams "It's a hit" (Glorfindel: What a load of rubbish!)

(Repeat chorus)