Disclaimer :I don't own Slayers, I don't even own the original Idea of
Justice girl, life is so unfair don't you think?
Okay, this episode was written by Zellos, also from the gamefaqs slayers board, the Amelia's secret weapon was my idea tought…
What about the title? I only meant big surprise, what where you thinking? Hentai! (((_^))
-Episode 7-
Justice Girl and her companions, Jedi Knight, Sylph Girl, Inverse Girl, Rockman, and Super Mace, have travelled to a remote town to investigate reports of theivery.
Suddenly, a large explosion comes from the town bank.
Robber 1: Give us the money or else!
Robber 2: We've got weapons!
Robber 3: And we aren't afraid to use 'em.
Robber 4: So give us the money,
Robber Captain: If you want to live!!!
Then, Amelia and crew arives!
Amelia: Stop, evil doers! Threating innocent citizens and stealing there wealth is in just! The Allies of Justice will defeat you!
The first 4 robbers take out various weapons, like a club, sword, mace, and boomerang.
Filia: A mace! The only way to beat a mace is with a mace! (Tries to take out mace-sama, and realizes it's gone) Wait! Where's mace-sama?
Super Mace recognizes Robber 3's mace!
Filia: BAKA! OMEA O KOROSU! (Steals back Mace-sama and starts beating robber 3 about)
---At the same time
Jedi Knight is fighting robber 2 with Sylph Girl by his side, Inverse Girl is fighting robber 1, and Rockman is fighting robber 4.
Robber 4's boomerang passes Zelgadis.
Zelgadis: Do you really think a boomerang will be any good?
Robber 4: Turn around.
Rockman turns around and sees the boomerang coming back. He ducks and Robber 4 is hit over his head. At this time, Inverse Girl, Sylph Girl, and Jedi Knight have defeated the other robbers.
Justice Girl goes after the robber leader.
Robber Leader: You, little, meddling, pest! I will squash you beneath my feet like the bug you are (Chants a spell).
Amelia: What are you doing?
Robber Leader: Vu Vraimer!
The created golem attacks and practically destroys everybody.
Lina: I can't believe it! He's too strong.
Suddenly, a very evil, familiar voice appears.
Naga: I, the Laughing Lady, will defeat you! Ohohohohohohohohohoho!
Robber Leader: Make it stop! Make it stop!
Naga: Hey, what's that supposed to mean?
Amelia suddenly pulls out her secret weapon (A stereo) and puts the volume on full power.
It's a recording of Amelia on Endless Loop.
Stereo: LIFE IS WONDERFULL! LIFE IS PROTECTED BY JUSTICE! JUSTICE IS GOOD! JUSTICE BRINGS STABILITY TO LIFE! LIFE IS WONDERFULL! LIFE IS PROTECTED BY JUSTICE! JUSTICE IS GOOD! JUSTICE BRINGS STABILITY TO LIFE! LIFE IS WONDERFULL! LIFE IS PROTECTED BY JUSTICE! JUSTICE IS GOOD! JUSTICE BRINGS STABILITY TO LIFE! LIFE IS WONDERFULL! LIFE IS PROTECTED BY JUSTICE! JUSTICE IS GOOD! JUSTICE BRINGS STABILITY TO LIFE! LIFE IS WONDERFULL! LIFE IS PROTECTED BY JUSTICE! JUSTICE IS GOOD! JUSTICE BRINGS STABILITY TO LIFE!
Robber Leader: Okay, okay, you win. Just stop the tape!
Amelia: Victory for the Allies of Justice, all thanks to the Laughing Lady.
Naga: Ohohohohoho!
Lina: NO! MAKE IT STOP!
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Sidenote from Zel :
Amelia : his name's is Stoneman, not Rockman you Megamaniac!
Zelgadis :My name is ZELGADIS! You guy's sicken me, I'm outta here…
Okay, this episode was written by Zellos, also from the gamefaqs slayers board, the Amelia's secret weapon was my idea tought…
What about the title? I only meant big surprise, what where you thinking? Hentai! (((_^))
-Episode 7-
Justice Girl and her companions, Jedi Knight, Sylph Girl, Inverse Girl, Rockman, and Super Mace, have travelled to a remote town to investigate reports of theivery.
Suddenly, a large explosion comes from the town bank.
Robber 1: Give us the money or else!
Robber 2: We've got weapons!
Robber 3: And we aren't afraid to use 'em.
Robber 4: So give us the money,
Robber Captain: If you want to live!!!
Then, Amelia and crew arives!
Amelia: Stop, evil doers! Threating innocent citizens and stealing there wealth is in just! The Allies of Justice will defeat you!
The first 4 robbers take out various weapons, like a club, sword, mace, and boomerang.
Filia: A mace! The only way to beat a mace is with a mace! (Tries to take out mace-sama, and realizes it's gone) Wait! Where's mace-sama?
Super Mace recognizes Robber 3's mace!
Filia: BAKA! OMEA O KOROSU! (Steals back Mace-sama and starts beating robber 3 about)
---At the same time
Jedi Knight is fighting robber 2 with Sylph Girl by his side, Inverse Girl is fighting robber 1, and Rockman is fighting robber 4.
Robber 4's boomerang passes Zelgadis.
Zelgadis: Do you really think a boomerang will be any good?
Robber 4: Turn around.
Rockman turns around and sees the boomerang coming back. He ducks and Robber 4 is hit over his head. At this time, Inverse Girl, Sylph Girl, and Jedi Knight have defeated the other robbers.
Justice Girl goes after the robber leader.
Robber Leader: You, little, meddling, pest! I will squash you beneath my feet like the bug you are (Chants a spell).
Amelia: What are you doing?
Robber Leader: Vu Vraimer!
The created golem attacks and practically destroys everybody.
Lina: I can't believe it! He's too strong.
Suddenly, a very evil, familiar voice appears.
Naga: I, the Laughing Lady, will defeat you! Ohohohohohohohohohoho!
Robber Leader: Make it stop! Make it stop!
Naga: Hey, what's that supposed to mean?
Amelia suddenly pulls out her secret weapon (A stereo) and puts the volume on full power.
It's a recording of Amelia on Endless Loop.
Stereo: LIFE IS WONDERFULL! LIFE IS PROTECTED BY JUSTICE! JUSTICE IS GOOD! JUSTICE BRINGS STABILITY TO LIFE! LIFE IS WONDERFULL! LIFE IS PROTECTED BY JUSTICE! JUSTICE IS GOOD! JUSTICE BRINGS STABILITY TO LIFE! LIFE IS WONDERFULL! LIFE IS PROTECTED BY JUSTICE! JUSTICE IS GOOD! JUSTICE BRINGS STABILITY TO LIFE! LIFE IS WONDERFULL! LIFE IS PROTECTED BY JUSTICE! JUSTICE IS GOOD! JUSTICE BRINGS STABILITY TO LIFE! LIFE IS WONDERFULL! LIFE IS PROTECTED BY JUSTICE! JUSTICE IS GOOD! JUSTICE BRINGS STABILITY TO LIFE!
Robber Leader: Okay, okay, you win. Just stop the tape!
Amelia: Victory for the Allies of Justice, all thanks to the Laughing Lady.
Naga: Ohohohohoho!
Lina: NO! MAKE IT STOP!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sidenote from Zel :
Amelia : his name's is Stoneman, not Rockman you Megamaniac!
Zelgadis :My name is ZELGADIS! You guy's sicken me, I'm outta here…