Disclaimers: do I look like I own Slayers? Hey, I'm just a Slayers CHARACTER! How could I own the whole show? If I did, I would turn myself back to normal! (((_))

Hi justice girls lover! Zelgadis here, coming back from a several month trips, I'm posting a chapter that Zellos started when I was away & MaullarMaullar continued, then Zellosr, then Maullar.well, you get the picture. I added some parts to it as it was kinda hard to follow.

------------ The Justice Girls & her crew were headed to Sairaag to visit Sylphiel, who had invited them to a party. When they got there, no sign of Sylphiel was to be found

Gourry: Hey, what's this *Picks up a piece of paper*

Amelia: Lemme see! This says.... um....

*five minutes later*

Amelia: I think whoever wrote this needs hand writing lessons!

Filia: Ah, let me read it! It says... um... maybe you were right, Amelia

Amelia: My name is Justice Girl!

Filia: yeah, whatever. Lina, can you read it?

Lina: Yeah. It says that Sylphiel has been kidnapped! And the kidnapper wants to fight us!

Gourry: *Realizing what's going on* HEY! This means I don't get any of her home cooking!!! ((/_T))

Lina: ((-_-))*... HEY! Gourry's right! I WANT MY FOOD!

Lina rushes off to catch the kidnappers!

Amelia: This Is unjust! I will follow you, Inverse Girl, so that I may teach the unjust kidnappers about Justice!!!

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Zellos: Anybody that wants to continue now, you're welcome) Next Maullar: It's SO nice writing stories without having to upload them to fanfiction.net... I do enough of that already

By the way, shouldn't they be calling Sylphiel "Sylph Girl"? ----- LIEBER-MAN: Hahahaha! I have kidnapped Sylph Girl! You can only have her back if you promise to cancel all the anime! JUSTICE GIRL: (appearing on the top of a pile of wooden box) You fiend, give my justice sidekick back! *she prepare for a justice launch but she slip, fall face first on the floor & with a box on her bottom * crap! ^_- * LIEBER-MAN:Nyark! So, what do you say? Cancel the anime, or the death of your friend here? *holds a letter opener to Sylphiel's throat*

JUSTICE GIRL: Nooo! If I don't unjustly cancel all the anime, Sylph Girl will unjustly be killed!! ------------- Zellos again ---- *SMASH*

Leiber-man is knocked out and Sylphiel gets away

Eris: OHAHAHAHA! I am Vrumugirl! ERISIL VRUMUGUN!!!!!!! OHAHAHA! ----- Maular: --- Oh no! Here comes Falwell Man! ---- .hurrg, I'll just post the rest without always telling who made what okay? --- (Fawell-man)

Gourry: This should be easy... *Starts attacking Fawell-man*

Voice: Gourry! I'm coming for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gourry: Oh no.... I know that voice!

Man: Gourry-kun! It's me! Valoon!!!!!!

Gourry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! ((/_o))*

Uh-oh! Lieber-man has come back! And he holds in his hand a bill to outlaw anime all over the United States!

Too bad he got shot by one of Bandai's assasins, who talked with the head of the USA earlier, and made a bill that prevented Anime from being banned!

Justice Girl: Yay! once again justice triumph! ^_^

Zelgadis: and where in this strange story would justice be?

Amelia: ho, she must be around here somewhere. ^_- * ()xxxxxxx||::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::: Well, that it for today folks, hope you enjoyed this bizarre story, that what happen when people do a story one sentence after one other! (((_^))