A/N: Okay I know how messed up this is, but I felt like writing something
that is insane and very odd, well for me at least. And I used my own prompt
of what I wrote in one of my A/n's lol I had to, it's really messed up and
I don't like it much, but hey it was fun.
"I had half my mind made up to just say she got eaten by some insane clown from America cause he was upset that England didn't have any real fast food!"
The Clown Who Weeps for Wendys
Running and running, what from? A Clown! Of all the things in the world it was a clown. Why Hermione was scared of them, she didn't even know, but now she had a dang good reason. This clown was trying to eat her! It all started out when an insanity from America came across the pond to England! He was in search of a new life, to get away from his sad past of being shipped from doctor to doctor, each telling him he's just a wacko and nothing he does will change it. But he wasn't insane now was he? Well yeah he was, but he didn't know that. Walking along a street he saw a man handing out balloons in front of the zoo. "How odd" he said aloud, "here in England they do things odd, isn't it suppose to be a clown in which hands out the balloons, to make people smile and laugh in stead of this old grumpy man. I think not, I think I shall be come a clown, make people smile! Laughter is the best medicine!" Aloud again, his voice rising and rising, people staring and thinking him to be a bit odd.
"Don't stare, he's just an American" one lady passing by said to her son. He ran to the nearest store in which had the supplies he was looking for, big red wig, big red nose, white face paint, big bright color pants, and gigantic shoes! He went up to the man handing out the balloons and demanded that he get to hand out the balloons, in which the man declined. So the insane man, Bick punched him out and handed out the rest of the balloons.
Now don't get me wrong this all relates to each other, it just is getting a little off topic, but background is always useful. So this Clown/wacko went to go get lunch, at low and behold WENDYS!!! YEAH BABY! But to the dismay of him, he couldn't find one, because he's in England and they don't have any. Crying his heart out, he demanded meat! And he demanded it now! Well just then Hermione came across his path, which could be the worse thing for her at the moment. "Come here dear girl. I need your help."
Coming up to this clown she tries to sign to him, being mute, that she couldn't talk. "Oh I hate MINES!!! I WANT WENDYS, but they have none, I want meat now and it shall be you!" with that he tried to grab her but she was too quick for him, she dashed into the near by forest hoping to lose him, but no he followed and followed like a blood hound close on her trail. Never giving up! She tripped on some high roots in the ground. What the horror! Trapped with this blood thirsty clown from American coming looming over you closer and closer step by step, being too scared to move an inch, praying that something will come and rescue you! "YOUR MINE NOW! BWHAHAHAH" And with her last words, which were her first in quite some time she yelled with all her might, "SEVERUS! WHY COULDN"T YOU GET HIM SOME WENDYS!!!!" and with that she was gone, mourned by many. The most intelligent witch in over a century is gone, why? Cause England has no Wendys. Now is that what you would like to happen? I say no, so I urge you to vote yes to Wendys.
A/N: aren't you glad that I decided to have my other story be normalish?
"I had half my mind made up to just say she got eaten by some insane clown from America cause he was upset that England didn't have any real fast food!"
The Clown Who Weeps for Wendys
Running and running, what from? A Clown! Of all the things in the world it was a clown. Why Hermione was scared of them, she didn't even know, but now she had a dang good reason. This clown was trying to eat her! It all started out when an insanity from America came across the pond to England! He was in search of a new life, to get away from his sad past of being shipped from doctor to doctor, each telling him he's just a wacko and nothing he does will change it. But he wasn't insane now was he? Well yeah he was, but he didn't know that. Walking along a street he saw a man handing out balloons in front of the zoo. "How odd" he said aloud, "here in England they do things odd, isn't it suppose to be a clown in which hands out the balloons, to make people smile and laugh in stead of this old grumpy man. I think not, I think I shall be come a clown, make people smile! Laughter is the best medicine!" Aloud again, his voice rising and rising, people staring and thinking him to be a bit odd.
"Don't stare, he's just an American" one lady passing by said to her son. He ran to the nearest store in which had the supplies he was looking for, big red wig, big red nose, white face paint, big bright color pants, and gigantic shoes! He went up to the man handing out the balloons and demanded that he get to hand out the balloons, in which the man declined. So the insane man, Bick punched him out and handed out the rest of the balloons.
Now don't get me wrong this all relates to each other, it just is getting a little off topic, but background is always useful. So this Clown/wacko went to go get lunch, at low and behold WENDYS!!! YEAH BABY! But to the dismay of him, he couldn't find one, because he's in England and they don't have any. Crying his heart out, he demanded meat! And he demanded it now! Well just then Hermione came across his path, which could be the worse thing for her at the moment. "Come here dear girl. I need your help."
Coming up to this clown she tries to sign to him, being mute, that she couldn't talk. "Oh I hate MINES!!! I WANT WENDYS, but they have none, I want meat now and it shall be you!" with that he tried to grab her but she was too quick for him, she dashed into the near by forest hoping to lose him, but no he followed and followed like a blood hound close on her trail. Never giving up! She tripped on some high roots in the ground. What the horror! Trapped with this blood thirsty clown from American coming looming over you closer and closer step by step, being too scared to move an inch, praying that something will come and rescue you! "YOUR MINE NOW! BWHAHAHAH" And with her last words, which were her first in quite some time she yelled with all her might, "SEVERUS! WHY COULDN"T YOU GET HIM SOME WENDYS!!!!" and with that she was gone, mourned by many. The most intelligent witch in over a century is gone, why? Cause England has no Wendys. Now is that what you would like to happen? I say no, so I urge you to vote yes to Wendys.
A/N: aren't you glad that I decided to have my other story be normalish?