Scene 7: The Hot and Sexy Shower Scene.
Cut to BADMOVIE STUDIOS.
Scott: Ecth you're needed on thet.
Ex looks annoyed.
Ex: Why?
Scott: Becauthe you're the director.
Ex: Oh.
Scott: Come on.
Ex:(mumbling) Director does everything. Why doesn't producer do something?
Ex walks away with Scott. Ass gets up and goes to his desk. There is another letter there. He opens up the letter. Inside is another note. He opens that too.
Note: I Still Know What You Did Last Season After Spring!
Ass: What? Oh the guy we killed. Ex!
He quickly runs to find Ex.
Ass: Ex! Ex!
Ass sees Max.
Ass: Max what are doing?
Max: I'm just waiting for.
Ass: Go get you're camera you lazy bum! I don't pay you for doing nothing.
Max: You don't pay me for doing anything either!
Ass: Shut up.
Ass hurries upstairs. Ex enters the toilet and pulls down his fly. We cut to Ass Ociate looking and calling for him. He enters the toilet room.
Ass: Ex?
Ex: Hey!
Ex zips up his fly and lets out a huge scream.
Ex: Ahhh!
Ass: Oh my god! Are you okay?
Ex is in great pain. He unzips his fly and zips it back up.
Ex: I zipped up my finger.
Ass: Oh! I hate it when that happens.
Ex: Yeah really stings.
Ass: Ex. I think you should take a look at this.
Ass pulls out the note and hands it to Ex. Ex reads it.
Ex: Damn it! I thought he'd forget! We really have to start taking this seriously now.
Ass: I know. But who could have sent it?
Ex: Someone who knows!
Ass: I figured that. But lots of people were there that night.
Ex: I still think it could be Max.
Max walks past the bathroom door.
Ass: Max!
Max: I know!
Ex: You hear that! He knows!
Ass: Well if you're right, IF you're right, what are we going to do about it?
Ex: Kill him.
Ass: No. I'll just scare him and he'll stop threatening us.
Ex: Or we could kill him.
Ass: We'll go with my idea. Go grab the fake, prop knife.
Ex hurries downstairs. On a table are two knives. One real, one obviously the fake prop knife.
Ex: Ah.
Ex scratches his head. He grabs the real one and hurries back upstairs. He passes the knife to Ass.
Ass: Now I'll go have a word to our friend Max.
Ass enters a room where Max is talking to Mark.
Ass: Max.
Max: I got the camera okay?
Ass: Could we talk somewhere private?
Max: Oh. This isn't private enough for you?
They go off into a different room. Ass grabs Max by the neck and shoves him into the wall.
Ass: I don't know what little game you're trying to play here Max, but I don't like it!
Max: What are you talking about?
Ass: Stop threatening us. And nobody will get hurt.
Max: You're crazy.
Ass pulls out the knife he believes is fake.
Max: Hey!
Ass: If you don't stop I'll kill you myself.
Ass stabs the knife into Max's stomach.
Max: Oh!
Ass: Don't worry it's a fake knife.
Ass pulls out the knife and there's blood on it.
Ass: And that's fake blood.
He looks at Max's stomach.
Ass: And that's a fake wound.
Max is in great pain.
Ass: And this never happened.
Ass bolts away. Max exits the room holding his wound. He looks very mad.
Scott: Hey Macth you alright? Max shoves him straight into a wall. Scott falls down. Max goes into a room and closes the door. It is the bathroom. He turns on the shower and then takes off his shirt to inspect his wound.
Max: Ah.
He grabs some tissues and wipes away some blood. He takes off his pants. (We don't see anything explicit) He turns on the stereo in the corner. He gets in the shower. There is lots of steam. He starts singing along.
Max: (Sings along with the music)
After a while the music stops mid-song.
Max: Hey! Who stopped the music?
He gets out of the shower and puts on a towel. The stereo has been unplugged. He looks around and plugs it back in. The music continues. He stares at the fogged up mirror. He gets closer.
Words on mirror: Your going to die!
Max: Oh my god, he spelled you're wrong!
Max puts in the E and apostrophe. The killer leaps up from behind him and jumps smack bang into the mirror. Max quickly runs away. The killer gets up and follows him.
Cut to Ex in a different room.
Ex: Okay and the man in the towel will come in from the left.
Max comes running past from the left.
Ex: And the killer will follow him.
The killer chasing Max comes from the left.
Ex: Well done.
Max drops his towel and keeps running. He runs past Jen eating a hotdog. Jen looks at the hotdog, she takes out the meat and drops it. She nibbles on the bread.
Max: Somebody help me!
We cut back to Max running. He runs past Stephen.
Stephen: Here Max. Catch.
Stephen chucks him a fire poker. The killer catches it. Killer: Huh?
Max comes to some stairs and trips over the last one. He turns around. The killer walks towards him.
Max: Please, don't.
The killer raises the fire poker and shoves it into Max's gut a few boings are heard but then a splatter. We see Max with the fire poker through his stomach.
Max: Oh man, that's gonna leave a scar.
Everyone comes running to Max.
Gwyneth: Eh! We're too late.
Stephen: I tried to help.
Everyone stares at Max dead on the ground.
Mark: Can somebody grab a towel or something?
Scott chucks a towel over him so just his head his visible. Brendan comes running.
Brendan: Oh jeez. And he was such a good-looking, young man. With such a hot and sexy body.
Everyone is silent for a while. Ex breaks the silence.
Ex: Hmm. I guess you're right. It wasn't Max.
Ass and Ex walk away.
Cut to BADMOVIE STUDIOS.
Scott: Ecth you're needed on thet.
Ex looks annoyed.
Ex: Why?
Scott: Becauthe you're the director.
Ex: Oh.
Scott: Come on.
Ex:(mumbling) Director does everything. Why doesn't producer do something?
Ex walks away with Scott. Ass gets up and goes to his desk. There is another letter there. He opens up the letter. Inside is another note. He opens that too.
Note: I Still Know What You Did Last Season After Spring!
Ass: What? Oh the guy we killed. Ex!
He quickly runs to find Ex.
Ass: Ex! Ex!
Ass sees Max.
Ass: Max what are doing?
Max: I'm just waiting for.
Ass: Go get you're camera you lazy bum! I don't pay you for doing nothing.
Max: You don't pay me for doing anything either!
Ass: Shut up.
Ass hurries upstairs. Ex enters the toilet and pulls down his fly. We cut to Ass Ociate looking and calling for him. He enters the toilet room.
Ass: Ex?
Ex: Hey!
Ex zips up his fly and lets out a huge scream.
Ex: Ahhh!
Ass: Oh my god! Are you okay?
Ex is in great pain. He unzips his fly and zips it back up.
Ex: I zipped up my finger.
Ass: Oh! I hate it when that happens.
Ex: Yeah really stings.
Ass: Ex. I think you should take a look at this.
Ass pulls out the note and hands it to Ex. Ex reads it.
Ex: Damn it! I thought he'd forget! We really have to start taking this seriously now.
Ass: I know. But who could have sent it?
Ex: Someone who knows!
Ass: I figured that. But lots of people were there that night.
Ex: I still think it could be Max.
Max walks past the bathroom door.
Ass: Max!
Max: I know!
Ex: You hear that! He knows!
Ass: Well if you're right, IF you're right, what are we going to do about it?
Ex: Kill him.
Ass: No. I'll just scare him and he'll stop threatening us.
Ex: Or we could kill him.
Ass: We'll go with my idea. Go grab the fake, prop knife.
Ex hurries downstairs. On a table are two knives. One real, one obviously the fake prop knife.
Ex: Ah.
Ex scratches his head. He grabs the real one and hurries back upstairs. He passes the knife to Ass.
Ass: Now I'll go have a word to our friend Max.
Ass enters a room where Max is talking to Mark.
Ass: Max.
Max: I got the camera okay?
Ass: Could we talk somewhere private?
Max: Oh. This isn't private enough for you?
They go off into a different room. Ass grabs Max by the neck and shoves him into the wall.
Ass: I don't know what little game you're trying to play here Max, but I don't like it!
Max: What are you talking about?
Ass: Stop threatening us. And nobody will get hurt.
Max: You're crazy.
Ass pulls out the knife he believes is fake.
Max: Hey!
Ass: If you don't stop I'll kill you myself.
Ass stabs the knife into Max's stomach.
Max: Oh!
Ass: Don't worry it's a fake knife.
Ass pulls out the knife and there's blood on it.
Ass: And that's fake blood.
He looks at Max's stomach.
Ass: And that's a fake wound.
Max is in great pain.
Ass: And this never happened.
Ass bolts away. Max exits the room holding his wound. He looks very mad.
Scott: Hey Macth you alright? Max shoves him straight into a wall. Scott falls down. Max goes into a room and closes the door. It is the bathroom. He turns on the shower and then takes off his shirt to inspect his wound.
Max: Ah.
He grabs some tissues and wipes away some blood. He takes off his pants. (We don't see anything explicit) He turns on the stereo in the corner. He gets in the shower. There is lots of steam. He starts singing along.
Max: (Sings along with the music)
After a while the music stops mid-song.
Max: Hey! Who stopped the music?
He gets out of the shower and puts on a towel. The stereo has been unplugged. He looks around and plugs it back in. The music continues. He stares at the fogged up mirror. He gets closer.
Words on mirror: Your going to die!
Max: Oh my god, he spelled you're wrong!
Max puts in the E and apostrophe. The killer leaps up from behind him and jumps smack bang into the mirror. Max quickly runs away. The killer gets up and follows him.
Cut to Ex in a different room.
Ex: Okay and the man in the towel will come in from the left.
Max comes running past from the left.
Ex: And the killer will follow him.
The killer chasing Max comes from the left.
Ex: Well done.
Max drops his towel and keeps running. He runs past Jen eating a hotdog. Jen looks at the hotdog, she takes out the meat and drops it. She nibbles on the bread.
Max: Somebody help me!
We cut back to Max running. He runs past Stephen.
Stephen: Here Max. Catch.
Stephen chucks him a fire poker. The killer catches it. Killer: Huh?
Max comes to some stairs and trips over the last one. He turns around. The killer walks towards him.
Max: Please, don't.
The killer raises the fire poker and shoves it into Max's gut a few boings are heard but then a splatter. We see Max with the fire poker through his stomach.
Max: Oh man, that's gonna leave a scar.
Everyone comes running to Max.
Gwyneth: Eh! We're too late.
Stephen: I tried to help.
Everyone stares at Max dead on the ground.
Mark: Can somebody grab a towel or something?
Scott chucks a towel over him so just his head his visible. Brendan comes running.
Brendan: Oh jeez. And he was such a good-looking, young man. With such a hot and sexy body.
Everyone is silent for a while. Ex breaks the silence.
Ex: Hmm. I guess you're right. It wasn't Max.
Ass and Ex walk away.