Scene 8: A Visit by the Killer/Eddy Sings
Back in Halloweenie House, Lannibal is on the phone.
Lannibal on phone: Is this Clarice? Why hello Clarice.
Eddy to Jordan: Who's Clarice?
Jordan: His mum.
Lannibal: Yes, I am wearing clean underwear Clarice!
Lannibal looks embarrassed.
Lannibal: Guys!
Jordan: Alright. Jordan and Eddy walks into the dining room and sit down. We see Lannibal still on the phone, he walks out of camera view.
Lannibal: Yes. What? No! I don't care. No! Shut the hell up! Shut up or I'll stab you in the head! Oh, you better not be crying! You are so dead when I get home, you stupid bitch.
We hear Lannibal slam the phone angrily. He walks into the dining room as if nothing has happened. We see Eddy and Jordan with very worried/surprised expressions. Phoebe is also sitting at the table. We see Eddy has something on his mind.
Phoebe: Penny for your thoughts, Eddy?
Eddy: This morning..... I woke up with this feeling.... I didn't know how to deal with.... (Start singing) And so I just decided to myself, I'd hide it to myself and never talk about, And did not go and shout, when you walked into the room, (Chorus) I think I love you, So what am I so afraid of, afraid that I'm not sure of, a love there is no cure for (Continues through the rest of the song)
While Eddy is singing this he is dancing about on the table and jumping between chairs and the bench etc. He managed to kick Phoebe and Lannibal in the head many times, knocking them both over. At the end of the songs he jumps off the table onto Lannibal's stomach as he sings the last few lines.
Eddy: (Near end of song) I think I lo-o-ove you!
Lannibal gets up.
Lannibal: That was so... Gay.
Eddy looks at Jordan.
Jordan: Go away!
Eddy: I will.
Eddy rushes upstairs. The phone rings. Jordan answers it.
Killer: You're front porch.
Jordan: Hello?
Killer: Sorry I was on another call.
Jordan: Who is this?
Killer: (Laughs) You tell me your name and I'll tell you mine.
Jordan: I'm Jordan Lair. Who's this?
Killer: Oh! You're not meant to answer that question!
Jordan: Please. Who is this?
Killer: Who would you like it to be?
Jordan: Why do you always answer a question with a question?
Killer: Why do you think I always answer a question with a question?
Jordan: If you won't tell me your name then, where are you?
Killer: Stuck in bloody traffic. (Car horn is heard) I'll be there soon.
He hangs up and so does Jordan. We cut to Eddy in the bathroom. He is putting on a t-shirt.
Eddy: Damn Jordan. I won't let him crush me anymore!
Eddy splashes water on his face and looks into the mirror Jordan is now in the mirror.
Jordan: Come to me Eddy! (He blows him a kiss)
Eddy: Ah!
A car honk is heard. Lannibal and Eddy and Phoebe rush downstairs.
Eddy: Who's that?
The doorbell rings. Everybody rushes into the lounge room.
Phoebe: Who is it?
Jordan: Oh that's the killer, he rang earlier and said he was going to pop by.
The killer's knocks on the door.
Eddy: It's open! (He bursts in) Phoebe!
Phoebe freezes him.
Jordan: Phew. (He unfreezes. Phoebe freezes him again) Huh? (He unfreezes. Phoebe freezes him again)
Jordan: How long can you freeze things for?
Phoebe: About 2 seconds.
In the hallway. The killer unfreezes and lurches for Eddy.
Eddy: Phoebe!
Phoebe tries to fling the killer away but gets Eddy who flies into the bench.
Eddy: Hey! Ow!
The killer lurches for Jordan. Phoebe tries to save Jordan but flicks him into the cupboard.
Jordan: Can't you aim that thing?
Phoebe: I don't know how.
Finally she flings the killer outside. He runs away.
Phoebe: I need some practice. (She goes upstairs)
Jordan and Eddy gets up. Some girls are singing the Freddy is coming song.
Eddy: Can you hear that?
Jordan: Yeah!
They look outside through the window
Eddy: There's some creepy girls dressed in white skipping out there!
Jordan opens the window and chucks a brick at the girls skipping. (Heard but not scene)
Jordan: Get off my lawn!
Back in Halloweenie House, Lannibal is on the phone.
Lannibal on phone: Is this Clarice? Why hello Clarice.
Eddy to Jordan: Who's Clarice?
Jordan: His mum.
Lannibal: Yes, I am wearing clean underwear Clarice!
Lannibal looks embarrassed.
Lannibal: Guys!
Jordan: Alright. Jordan and Eddy walks into the dining room and sit down. We see Lannibal still on the phone, he walks out of camera view.
Lannibal: Yes. What? No! I don't care. No! Shut the hell up! Shut up or I'll stab you in the head! Oh, you better not be crying! You are so dead when I get home, you stupid bitch.
We hear Lannibal slam the phone angrily. He walks into the dining room as if nothing has happened. We see Eddy and Jordan with very worried/surprised expressions. Phoebe is also sitting at the table. We see Eddy has something on his mind.
Phoebe: Penny for your thoughts, Eddy?
Eddy: This morning..... I woke up with this feeling.... I didn't know how to deal with.... (Start singing) And so I just decided to myself, I'd hide it to myself and never talk about, And did not go and shout, when you walked into the room, (Chorus) I think I love you, So what am I so afraid of, afraid that I'm not sure of, a love there is no cure for (Continues through the rest of the song)
While Eddy is singing this he is dancing about on the table and jumping between chairs and the bench etc. He managed to kick Phoebe and Lannibal in the head many times, knocking them both over. At the end of the songs he jumps off the table onto Lannibal's stomach as he sings the last few lines.
Eddy: (Near end of song) I think I lo-o-ove you!
Lannibal gets up.
Lannibal: That was so... Gay.
Eddy looks at Jordan.
Jordan: Go away!
Eddy: I will.
Eddy rushes upstairs. The phone rings. Jordan answers it.
Killer: You're front porch.
Jordan: Hello?
Killer: Sorry I was on another call.
Jordan: Who is this?
Killer: (Laughs) You tell me your name and I'll tell you mine.
Jordan: I'm Jordan Lair. Who's this?
Killer: Oh! You're not meant to answer that question!
Jordan: Please. Who is this?
Killer: Who would you like it to be?
Jordan: Why do you always answer a question with a question?
Killer: Why do you think I always answer a question with a question?
Jordan: If you won't tell me your name then, where are you?
Killer: Stuck in bloody traffic. (Car horn is heard) I'll be there soon.
He hangs up and so does Jordan. We cut to Eddy in the bathroom. He is putting on a t-shirt.
Eddy: Damn Jordan. I won't let him crush me anymore!
Eddy splashes water on his face and looks into the mirror Jordan is now in the mirror.
Jordan: Come to me Eddy! (He blows him a kiss)
Eddy: Ah!
A car honk is heard. Lannibal and Eddy and Phoebe rush downstairs.
Eddy: Who's that?
The doorbell rings. Everybody rushes into the lounge room.
Phoebe: Who is it?
Jordan: Oh that's the killer, he rang earlier and said he was going to pop by.
The killer's knocks on the door.
Eddy: It's open! (He bursts in) Phoebe!
Phoebe freezes him.
Jordan: Phew. (He unfreezes. Phoebe freezes him again) Huh? (He unfreezes. Phoebe freezes him again)
Jordan: How long can you freeze things for?
Phoebe: About 2 seconds.
In the hallway. The killer unfreezes and lurches for Eddy.
Eddy: Phoebe!
Phoebe tries to fling the killer away but gets Eddy who flies into the bench.
Eddy: Hey! Ow!
The killer lurches for Jordan. Phoebe tries to save Jordan but flicks him into the cupboard.
Jordan: Can't you aim that thing?
Phoebe: I don't know how.
Finally she flings the killer outside. He runs away.
Phoebe: I need some practice. (She goes upstairs)
Jordan and Eddy gets up. Some girls are singing the Freddy is coming song.
Eddy: Can you hear that?
Jordan: Yeah!
They look outside through the window
Eddy: There's some creepy girls dressed in white skipping out there!
Jordan opens the window and chucks a brick at the girls skipping. (Heard but not scene)
Jordan: Get off my lawn!