ArtemisMoon: Ta da! Here is the next chapter written by one of the best
author's in the world, ME!
Kajun Spice: Hahahaha! You will have to forgive her! It appears her delusions have returned!! Everyone knows that I am...*Artemis pulls out a bag of reeces and dangles them enticingly *
ArtemisMoon: Now who's the best author, cousin dear?
Kajun Spice: *grabs at bag* Well, um....*whispers 'you'*
ArtemisMoon: (Pats Kajun spice on the head) Well, since you admitted it, I'll be nice. The best Author on ff.net is Artemis Spice!
Kajun Spice: Now give me the Reese's!
ArtemisMoon: (Reluctantly hands over the bag) Can I have one?
Kajun Spice *hides bag behind back* Have one what??
ArtemisMoon: (Sighs) Oh well, I'll get my revenge when I make you watch all 95 episodes when you get home, and make you write a report of each one for fujifunmum!
Kajun Spice: *Gulp* Well, we better get on to the story and hope you forget about making me write a report about each one...
ArtemisMoon: (grins evilly) A relative never forgets...
Kajun Spice: *Gulp* Will a bribe help you forget??
ArtemisMoon: Well, maybe if we get enough reviews...
Kajun Spice: *looks at reviewers hopefully* Please save me!!
Disclaimer: We do not own Rurouni Kenshin or any of its characters. We do own Koishii, Soujirou's teddy bear though!
Koishii
The next morning dawned bright and sunny without a single cloud in the sky. The inside of the dojo was looking pretty stormy though! Misao had woken up with vengeance on her mind and a chip on her shoulder. (This should make for an interesting chapter!)
Kenshin was the only other one up and about, and he was cooking breakfast.
Misao walked into the kitchen with a very determined look on her face. Planting herself in Kenshin's path, she put her hands on her hips and glared at him. "I want to help with breakfast this morning, Himura."
Kenshin stopped dead. "Demo…you don't even know how to cook de gozaru!"
Misao waved her hand in an impatient gesture. "That doesn't matter! I don't want to actually cook anything! Here, give me that…"
She grabbed a bowl of rice from Kenshin's hands and pushed him out of the way. Looking around, she gathered a few more ingredients and smiled in glee at the prospects before her.
Kenshin watched her as she worked with a very large sweat drop on his head. {Misao-dono is scary…}
"There! That wasn't so bad, was it?" Misao cleaned her hands off as Kenshin stared at the creation before him. He didn't even need to ask whom it was for.
Misao grinned evilly. "This should get that rats attention!"
Kenshin groaned. He had indigestion already…
****
"Good morning Himura-san, Misao-chan! I see you made breakfast!" Soujirou came from his room smiling and still wearing that trench coat with the bulge. The morning was already very warm, and he had begun to sweat quickly. He didn't seem to be bothered by it though.
Misao gave him a sugary sweet smile, the kind you should always be wary of, but he didn't seem to notice anything amiss and returned the smile with a genuine one of his own. That threw Misao a little, but not for long!
{So what if he's a good actor! It just makes him a bigger jerk!} Despite these thoughts though, she had a hard time hardening her heart against him. {He's so cute though when he smiles…STOP! I can't think like that! He's the enemy!} She continued to smile at him in the same fashion, but Kenshin was the only one who noticed anything dangerous about it.
Soon everyone was gathered for breakfast. Just when they were preparing to eat though, Misao jumped up. "Oh silly me! I forgot something I made especially for Sou-chan! Be right back!"
Everyone watched her retreat into the kitchen except for Kenshin who seemed to be slowly trying to sink though the floor, or at least under the table or wherever he could find a good hiding place!
Misao came running back into the room a few moments later bearing a tray with something on it. She grinned (with a hint of malice no doubt) at Soujirou and placed it in front of him with a flourish! Everyone at the table stared at the contents of the tray without moving.
Well, everyone but Soujirou. He smiled happily and picked it up. "A rice animal! You made it just for me? Thank you Misao-chan!"
Everyone sweat dropped at his oblivious attitude. The fact that the rice animal was not intended as a nice gesture was obvious to everyone else, but not him! He bit into it with relish, thinking how sweet Misao was and how much she must like him.
The poor little rice animal had the usual leaves for ears and little whiskers, but Misao had made a few modifications: There seemed to be something that looked like a long tail growing out the back (she does call him a rat after all) and even little claws! The tiny mouth was in the shape of an O and the eyes were small X's. The worst but most obvious feature of all had to be the chopstick stabbed through its head! (Isn't Misao creative? In a scary way of course.)
The occupants of the breakfast table were very quiet after that and everyone but Soujirou was staring at Misao with something akin to fear. He was watching her with an adoring look, but of course she didn't notice. She was much too angry at his lack of response over the rice animal.
When the meal was over, Misao suddenly turned to Kenshin with a fierce look, and he felt a cold chill run down his spine. Time for that little talk I guess…
****
"Sessha has to do the laundry. Please accompany me Soujirou de gozaru." Kenshin looked pointedly at Soujirou and moved to leave the room.
Yahiko protested. "But I thought he was going to train with me this morning!" Kaoru swatted him on the back of the head.
"Gomen Yahiko, but I need to talk with him de gozaru yo." Kenshin gave him an apologetic look followed by a small glance of fear in Misao's direction.
"Why, Kenshin?" Yahiko protested again, followed by a harder hit from Kaoru. He muttered under his breath and glared at her.
Misao finally decided to step in. "Himura needs to question Sou-chan about the murder of the rice animal. As for your training, I'll train with you!" She grabbed the neck of his gi and proceeded to drag him out. "And in the mood I'm in, you're going to get your butt kicked…"
The last thing the group in the room saw was Yahiko's look of fear. Kaoru sighed and followed them, muttering something about making sure Misao doesn't kill Yahiko. The two men were finally left alone.
"Follow me de gozaru." Kenshin gave the younger man a nervous smile and walked out of the room. Soujirou followed him with a curious look on his face. He couldn't figure out what Kenshin wanted to talk to him about, and he couldn't understand Misao's words earlier either! Poor confused Soujirou! {The murder of a rice animal? Misao-chan can be so strange sometimes! No stranger than me with my trench coat though! Poor Koishii, I hope its not too hot for her in there…}
(Authors both sweat drop themselves at the last thing Soujirou thinks. ArtemisMoon: "And we thought we were crazy!" Kajun Spice nods in agreement, her mouth too full of reeces to comment)
Kenshin meanwhile is looking grim, afraid of what information the conversation will reveal. {Please don't let me find out he had a girl in his room…people always kill the bearer of bad news, and Misao-dono is sure to!}
ArtemisMoon: Well that concludes this chapter! No real fluff in this one, but good things come to those who wait, right? And the rice animal was a brilliant idea of Kajun Spice's! Her warped mind surpasses mine by far! (Inches away from Kajun who is now glaring at her with a chopstick in her hand) Oooppss, I had better go…
Kajun Spice: Okay, okay...So there's not a lot of fluff in it so far. We're avoiding it like the plague right now. We'll get around to it soon, I hope! *Waits till no one is looking and stabs Reese's with chopstick then starts bouncing off walls* Hehe, got it in there anyway, Artie!
ArtemisMoon: I told you no bouncing off the walls! But its not like she ever listens to me anyway…
Kajun Spice: Hahahaha! You will have to forgive her! It appears her delusions have returned!! Everyone knows that I am...*Artemis pulls out a bag of reeces and dangles them enticingly *
ArtemisMoon: Now who's the best author, cousin dear?
Kajun Spice: *grabs at bag* Well, um....*whispers 'you'*
ArtemisMoon: (Pats Kajun spice on the head) Well, since you admitted it, I'll be nice. The best Author on ff.net is Artemis Spice!
Kajun Spice: Now give me the Reese's!
ArtemisMoon: (Reluctantly hands over the bag) Can I have one?
Kajun Spice *hides bag behind back* Have one what??
ArtemisMoon: (Sighs) Oh well, I'll get my revenge when I make you watch all 95 episodes when you get home, and make you write a report of each one for fujifunmum!
Kajun Spice: *Gulp* Well, we better get on to the story and hope you forget about making me write a report about each one...
ArtemisMoon: (grins evilly) A relative never forgets...
Kajun Spice: *Gulp* Will a bribe help you forget??
ArtemisMoon: Well, maybe if we get enough reviews...
Kajun Spice: *looks at reviewers hopefully* Please save me!!
Disclaimer: We do not own Rurouni Kenshin or any of its characters. We do own Koishii, Soujirou's teddy bear though!
Koishii
The next morning dawned bright and sunny without a single cloud in the sky. The inside of the dojo was looking pretty stormy though! Misao had woken up with vengeance on her mind and a chip on her shoulder. (This should make for an interesting chapter!)
Kenshin was the only other one up and about, and he was cooking breakfast.
Misao walked into the kitchen with a very determined look on her face. Planting herself in Kenshin's path, she put her hands on her hips and glared at him. "I want to help with breakfast this morning, Himura."
Kenshin stopped dead. "Demo…you don't even know how to cook de gozaru!"
Misao waved her hand in an impatient gesture. "That doesn't matter! I don't want to actually cook anything! Here, give me that…"
She grabbed a bowl of rice from Kenshin's hands and pushed him out of the way. Looking around, she gathered a few more ingredients and smiled in glee at the prospects before her.
Kenshin watched her as she worked with a very large sweat drop on his head. {Misao-dono is scary…}
"There! That wasn't so bad, was it?" Misao cleaned her hands off as Kenshin stared at the creation before him. He didn't even need to ask whom it was for.
Misao grinned evilly. "This should get that rats attention!"
Kenshin groaned. He had indigestion already…
****
"Good morning Himura-san, Misao-chan! I see you made breakfast!" Soujirou came from his room smiling and still wearing that trench coat with the bulge. The morning was already very warm, and he had begun to sweat quickly. He didn't seem to be bothered by it though.
Misao gave him a sugary sweet smile, the kind you should always be wary of, but he didn't seem to notice anything amiss and returned the smile with a genuine one of his own. That threw Misao a little, but not for long!
{So what if he's a good actor! It just makes him a bigger jerk!} Despite these thoughts though, she had a hard time hardening her heart against him. {He's so cute though when he smiles…STOP! I can't think like that! He's the enemy!} She continued to smile at him in the same fashion, but Kenshin was the only one who noticed anything dangerous about it.
Soon everyone was gathered for breakfast. Just when they were preparing to eat though, Misao jumped up. "Oh silly me! I forgot something I made especially for Sou-chan! Be right back!"
Everyone watched her retreat into the kitchen except for Kenshin who seemed to be slowly trying to sink though the floor, or at least under the table or wherever he could find a good hiding place!
Misao came running back into the room a few moments later bearing a tray with something on it. She grinned (with a hint of malice no doubt) at Soujirou and placed it in front of him with a flourish! Everyone at the table stared at the contents of the tray without moving.
Well, everyone but Soujirou. He smiled happily and picked it up. "A rice animal! You made it just for me? Thank you Misao-chan!"
Everyone sweat dropped at his oblivious attitude. The fact that the rice animal was not intended as a nice gesture was obvious to everyone else, but not him! He bit into it with relish, thinking how sweet Misao was and how much she must like him.
The poor little rice animal had the usual leaves for ears and little whiskers, but Misao had made a few modifications: There seemed to be something that looked like a long tail growing out the back (she does call him a rat after all) and even little claws! The tiny mouth was in the shape of an O and the eyes were small X's. The worst but most obvious feature of all had to be the chopstick stabbed through its head! (Isn't Misao creative? In a scary way of course.)
The occupants of the breakfast table were very quiet after that and everyone but Soujirou was staring at Misao with something akin to fear. He was watching her with an adoring look, but of course she didn't notice. She was much too angry at his lack of response over the rice animal.
When the meal was over, Misao suddenly turned to Kenshin with a fierce look, and he felt a cold chill run down his spine. Time for that little talk I guess…
****
"Sessha has to do the laundry. Please accompany me Soujirou de gozaru." Kenshin looked pointedly at Soujirou and moved to leave the room.
Yahiko protested. "But I thought he was going to train with me this morning!" Kaoru swatted him on the back of the head.
"Gomen Yahiko, but I need to talk with him de gozaru yo." Kenshin gave him an apologetic look followed by a small glance of fear in Misao's direction.
"Why, Kenshin?" Yahiko protested again, followed by a harder hit from Kaoru. He muttered under his breath and glared at her.
Misao finally decided to step in. "Himura needs to question Sou-chan about the murder of the rice animal. As for your training, I'll train with you!" She grabbed the neck of his gi and proceeded to drag him out. "And in the mood I'm in, you're going to get your butt kicked…"
The last thing the group in the room saw was Yahiko's look of fear. Kaoru sighed and followed them, muttering something about making sure Misao doesn't kill Yahiko. The two men were finally left alone.
"Follow me de gozaru." Kenshin gave the younger man a nervous smile and walked out of the room. Soujirou followed him with a curious look on his face. He couldn't figure out what Kenshin wanted to talk to him about, and he couldn't understand Misao's words earlier either! Poor confused Soujirou! {The murder of a rice animal? Misao-chan can be so strange sometimes! No stranger than me with my trench coat though! Poor Koishii, I hope its not too hot for her in there…}
(Authors both sweat drop themselves at the last thing Soujirou thinks. ArtemisMoon: "And we thought we were crazy!" Kajun Spice nods in agreement, her mouth too full of reeces to comment)
Kenshin meanwhile is looking grim, afraid of what information the conversation will reveal. {Please don't let me find out he had a girl in his room…people always kill the bearer of bad news, and Misao-dono is sure to!}
ArtemisMoon: Well that concludes this chapter! No real fluff in this one, but good things come to those who wait, right? And the rice animal was a brilliant idea of Kajun Spice's! Her warped mind surpasses mine by far! (Inches away from Kajun who is now glaring at her with a chopstick in her hand) Oooppss, I had better go…
Kajun Spice: Okay, okay...So there's not a lot of fluff in it so far. We're avoiding it like the plague right now. We'll get around to it soon, I hope! *Waits till no one is looking and stabs Reese's with chopstick then starts bouncing off walls* Hehe, got it in there anyway, Artie!
ArtemisMoon: I told you no bouncing off the walls! But its not like she ever listens to me anyway…