Scene 10: Deady Eddy.
Cut to Halloweenie House. Eddy and Jordan grab a drink and start walking towards the side door. They open the door and step outside.
Eddy: Nice night.
Jordan: Yeah
Eddy: You know sometimes I wonder why certain things happen.
Jordan: Whatta ya mean?
Eddy: You know I sometimes think that maybe some special force brought us here together on this night and maybe it was meant for you and me to be out here together alone, by ourselves, no one around.
Jordan looks uneasy.
Eddy: Don't you think?
Eddy tries to grab Jordan's hand.
Jordan: No.
Eddy looks sad. Suddenly there is a noise near the front garden.
Jordan: What was that?
Eddy: I'm not sure.
They put down their drinks on the barbeque and go down to investigate. A black-gloved hand pours some sort of powder into both of the glasses. Eddy and Jordan come back.
Jordan: Must have been the wind.
They pick up their glasses.
Jordan: It's getting cold. I'm going back inside. You coming?
He empties his glass on the garden.
Eddy: In a minute.
Eddy looks out at the moon and takes a sip. He swallows. His face looks sour. He looks at his glass.
Eddy: Oh!
Eddy looks sick and lurches to the door. He is dizzy and he collapses outside. Fade to black. Eddy wakes up in a bathtub of ice. He feels his side. There is a new scar there. On the bench is a plate with blood on it. A knife, fork and pepper and salt shakers around it. Eddy slowly gets out of the bath and slips on a block of ice. He then gets up and slips twice more falling quite violently each time. We cut to him running downstairs.
Eddy: Lannibal did you eat my kidney?
Lannibal: No! (Licks lips) I wish I had though. I bet it was nice and juicy. Do you have another one?
Phoebe: Where've you been?
Eddy: I was up in the bathroom.
Jordan: Cleaning the pipes?
Eddy: No not the toilet the bathroom. I woke up in a bathtub of ice! And I have no idea how I got there!
Phoebe: Probably the killer.
Eddy: But why leave me there? He could have killed me if he wanted to.
Lannibal: He's just playing with us.
Eddy: Yeah, well I prefer to play with myself!
The all look at Eddy in disgust/surprise.
Eddy: Oh. Not like that.
They all sigh in relief.
Eddy: I mean what is he waiting for? (Shouting) What are you waiting for? What are.
Lannibal: Hey! If you're going to shout. Go outside.
Eddy: Fine.
Eddy goes outside and looks up to the sky.
Eddy: What are you waiting for? Huh? What are you waiting for? What are you waiting for?
Zoom back to see the roof of the house. The killer is up there sleeping. The shouting wakes him up. He gets up and jumps off the roof near Eddy.
Eddy: Uh-oh.
Eddy starts running. He gets into the car and locks the door. He starts feeling his pockets and looking around frantically. The killer taps the window with his knife and waves the keys in front of Eddy.
Eddy: No!
The killer disappears. The locks pop open on one side. Eddy shuts it. It happens on the other side and Eddy shuts that one with the other hand. The radio starts. It is Funky town. Eddy lets go of the locks and starts singing with the radio. The killer looks at him oddly. The killer disappears again. The boot slowly opens behind Eddy while he is singing. The killer leaps on him. Eddy kicks him off and exits the car. He runs straight for the door and hits it very hard because it is locked. He quickly gets up and runs into the front garden. The killer can't be seen. He suddenly appears behind Eddy and is about to stab him. Eddy starts running and his top comes off underneath he is wearing a small shirt he keeps running and the killer rips his pants off underneath he is wearing Speedos. He keeps running and hoses start spraying him. He slips and falls down and comes up muddy. The killer has caught up and stabs him in the back. We cut to inside.
Lannibal: Eddy's been outside a long time.
Jordan: Probably cleaning the pipes.
Lannibal: What?
Jordan: Slapping the salami, spanking the monkey.
Lannibal: What? Why would he go outside for that?
Jordan: Hey, I.
There is a bang at the TV room window. They all look at the window.
Phoebe: What was that?
There is another bang.
Jordan: Eddy!
They all rush outside. Eddy's body is lying dead on the ground.
Jordan: Oh no.
Lannibal bends down next to it. He takes a bite out of him. Jordan and Phoebe look disgusted. Lannibal: Still fresh.
Phoebe: What are we going to do?
Jordan: We have to call the police and tell them Eddy, Eddy ah. Jeez it's gonna look like we killed him.
Phoebe: We can't just ignore it.
Jordan: I know.
Jordan: Look Lannibal, you stay here with Eddy and Phoebe and I'll go call the police.
Lannibal: Oh. Alright.
Lannibal starts to put on his napkin.
Phoebe: Are you sure it's a good idea to leave him with the body?
Jordan: Oh. Yeah. Actually Lannibal we'll all go call the police together.
Lannibal: No that's okay I'll just stay here.
Lannibal is now laying out a picnic blanket and food.
Jordan: No. We're all going together.
Jordan grabs Lannibal by the arm and takes him inside.
Phoebe: Come on Jordan.
Jordan goes to the phone. He suddenly looks worried.
Jordan: The line's dead.
He puts the phone down and walks away. Phoebe quickly picks it up and puts it down
Jordan: Hey, what are you doing? I said it was dead. I'm on your side.
Phoebe: Sorry.
Lannibal picks up the phone and then hangs up.
Jordan: Lannibal. Not you too? Don't you trust me?
Lannibal: I don't know who to trust.
They all look at each other and then at the phone. They all grab for it.
Jordan: Get off I've got to check.
Phoebe: No I need to check.
Lannibal: Let's just agree, the phone's dead.
Jordan: Ok. (A noise is heard) Eddy!
They rush outside and Eddy's body is gone.
Phoebe: He's gone.
Lannibal: Great! Another good meal wasted.
Phoebe: Let's go check the phone again!
They all rush inside to the phone.
Cut to Halloweenie House. Eddy and Jordan grab a drink and start walking towards the side door. They open the door and step outside.
Eddy: Nice night.
Jordan: Yeah
Eddy: You know sometimes I wonder why certain things happen.
Jordan: Whatta ya mean?
Eddy: You know I sometimes think that maybe some special force brought us here together on this night and maybe it was meant for you and me to be out here together alone, by ourselves, no one around.
Jordan looks uneasy.
Eddy: Don't you think?
Eddy tries to grab Jordan's hand.
Jordan: No.
Eddy looks sad. Suddenly there is a noise near the front garden.
Jordan: What was that?
Eddy: I'm not sure.
They put down their drinks on the barbeque and go down to investigate. A black-gloved hand pours some sort of powder into both of the glasses. Eddy and Jordan come back.
Jordan: Must have been the wind.
They pick up their glasses.
Jordan: It's getting cold. I'm going back inside. You coming?
He empties his glass on the garden.
Eddy: In a minute.
Eddy looks out at the moon and takes a sip. He swallows. His face looks sour. He looks at his glass.
Eddy: Oh!
Eddy looks sick and lurches to the door. He is dizzy and he collapses outside. Fade to black. Eddy wakes up in a bathtub of ice. He feels his side. There is a new scar there. On the bench is a plate with blood on it. A knife, fork and pepper and salt shakers around it. Eddy slowly gets out of the bath and slips on a block of ice. He then gets up and slips twice more falling quite violently each time. We cut to him running downstairs.
Eddy: Lannibal did you eat my kidney?
Lannibal: No! (Licks lips) I wish I had though. I bet it was nice and juicy. Do you have another one?
Phoebe: Where've you been?
Eddy: I was up in the bathroom.
Jordan: Cleaning the pipes?
Eddy: No not the toilet the bathroom. I woke up in a bathtub of ice! And I have no idea how I got there!
Phoebe: Probably the killer.
Eddy: But why leave me there? He could have killed me if he wanted to.
Lannibal: He's just playing with us.
Eddy: Yeah, well I prefer to play with myself!
The all look at Eddy in disgust/surprise.
Eddy: Oh. Not like that.
They all sigh in relief.
Eddy: I mean what is he waiting for? (Shouting) What are you waiting for? What are.
Lannibal: Hey! If you're going to shout. Go outside.
Eddy: Fine.
Eddy goes outside and looks up to the sky.
Eddy: What are you waiting for? Huh? What are you waiting for? What are you waiting for?
Zoom back to see the roof of the house. The killer is up there sleeping. The shouting wakes him up. He gets up and jumps off the roof near Eddy.
Eddy: Uh-oh.
Eddy starts running. He gets into the car and locks the door. He starts feeling his pockets and looking around frantically. The killer taps the window with his knife and waves the keys in front of Eddy.
Eddy: No!
The killer disappears. The locks pop open on one side. Eddy shuts it. It happens on the other side and Eddy shuts that one with the other hand. The radio starts. It is Funky town. Eddy lets go of the locks and starts singing with the radio. The killer looks at him oddly. The killer disappears again. The boot slowly opens behind Eddy while he is singing. The killer leaps on him. Eddy kicks him off and exits the car. He runs straight for the door and hits it very hard because it is locked. He quickly gets up and runs into the front garden. The killer can't be seen. He suddenly appears behind Eddy and is about to stab him. Eddy starts running and his top comes off underneath he is wearing a small shirt he keeps running and the killer rips his pants off underneath he is wearing Speedos. He keeps running and hoses start spraying him. He slips and falls down and comes up muddy. The killer has caught up and stabs him in the back. We cut to inside.
Lannibal: Eddy's been outside a long time.
Jordan: Probably cleaning the pipes.
Lannibal: What?
Jordan: Slapping the salami, spanking the monkey.
Lannibal: What? Why would he go outside for that?
Jordan: Hey, I.
There is a bang at the TV room window. They all look at the window.
Phoebe: What was that?
There is another bang.
Jordan: Eddy!
They all rush outside. Eddy's body is lying dead on the ground.
Jordan: Oh no.
Lannibal bends down next to it. He takes a bite out of him. Jordan and Phoebe look disgusted. Lannibal: Still fresh.
Phoebe: What are we going to do?
Jordan: We have to call the police and tell them Eddy, Eddy ah. Jeez it's gonna look like we killed him.
Phoebe: We can't just ignore it.
Jordan: I know.
Jordan: Look Lannibal, you stay here with Eddy and Phoebe and I'll go call the police.
Lannibal: Oh. Alright.
Lannibal starts to put on his napkin.
Phoebe: Are you sure it's a good idea to leave him with the body?
Jordan: Oh. Yeah. Actually Lannibal we'll all go call the police together.
Lannibal: No that's okay I'll just stay here.
Lannibal is now laying out a picnic blanket and food.
Jordan: No. We're all going together.
Jordan grabs Lannibal by the arm and takes him inside.
Phoebe: Come on Jordan.
Jordan goes to the phone. He suddenly looks worried.
Jordan: The line's dead.
He puts the phone down and walks away. Phoebe quickly picks it up and puts it down
Jordan: Hey, what are you doing? I said it was dead. I'm on your side.
Phoebe: Sorry.
Lannibal picks up the phone and then hangs up.
Jordan: Lannibal. Not you too? Don't you trust me?
Lannibal: I don't know who to trust.
They all look at each other and then at the phone. They all grab for it.
Jordan: Get off I've got to check.
Phoebe: No I need to check.
Lannibal: Let's just agree, the phone's dead.
Jordan: Ok. (A noise is heard) Eddy!
They rush outside and Eddy's body is gone.
Phoebe: He's gone.
Lannibal: Great! Another good meal wasted.
Phoebe: Let's go check the phone again!
They all rush inside to the phone.