What a Guardian Angel! - chapter 2

What a Guardian Angel!
by Liv Valle and Joshua Falken

Thanks to BenRG for beta read this fic

Author's notes: The following story is of the Humor genre. Although it deals with religious concepts (such as angels and the spirit realm) it does not represent a serious commentary on religion or on the beings that may inhabit the spirit realm. It is intended only to be a comedy, no more. If you are easily offended by stories with a religious aspect or that treat religious concepts irreverently, you are strongly advised NOT TO READ THIS STORY. Joshua Falken, Liv Valle and Ben Russell-Gough cannot accept any liability for distress or offence that this story may cause.

Chapter 2
By Liv Valle

Ash opened his eyes and looked around himself carefully. His last clear memory was of an explosion, flying through the air, and then seeing a beautiful girl with purple hair who said she would protect him. Who was that girl? Ash asked himself.

"Pika-pi!" [Ash!] called a blessedly familiar voice. Pikachu jumped up onto the bed and hugged the side of Ash's face excitedly.

Probably summoned by Pikachu's excited cry, Ash's mother suddenly barged into the room, her face pale and streaked with tears. When she saw that her only child was awake, she grabbed him and hugged him very hard. "Oh Ash, I thought that I had lost you!" Delilah cried, tears streaming down her face. In her joy at seeing Ash awake, she didn't immediately notice that he was going an interesting shade of purple.

"Mom... you... are... suffocating...me..." Ash gasped.

"Oops! Oh dear! I'm sorry, darling," Delilah replied with an embarrassed smile, a sweat drop forming at the side of her face.

Ash gasped in a deep breath. "Air air good," he groaned. Much more of that treatment and he would have died for real! Again, he added to himself, it happened far too often for his liking. Anyway, he could now partake of oxygen again and he quickly recovered his normal Caucasian skin-tone.

Delilah sat next to Ash and wrung her hands nervously. "It was too close this time, Ash," she said. "Thank God that you are going to be okay! If your cousin hadn't rescued you when she did"

Wait a minute! Cousin? But I can't have a cousin! Ash knew that his mother was an only child and the same for his missing father, Rescue Team Captain Adam Ketchum.

On that moment, the door to Ash's room opened and a 15 year-old girl entered. She was dressed in short jeans and a denim jacket. Under her jacket, she was wearing a tee shirt with the logo of a red heart with two little white wings to either side. A Pokéball was attached to her belt. She also had a pair of roller-blades slung over her shoulder. She had long purple hair with a pair of sunglasses stuck in it. Chikorita ran past her, leapt up onto the bed, and began to nuzzle her 'Ashy' lovingly.

"Hi Ash!" the girl said brightly. "It's good to see you well again, little cousin. Oh! Aunt Delilah, that orange-haired girl, I think her name is Misty, is awake in the other room. I think you should see her." Delilah looked a bit uncertain. The girl looked her right in the eyes. "I really think that you should go and see how Misty is doing," she said in a strange tone of voice.

"I really think that I should go and see how Misty is doing," Delilah said. She shook her head and, looking rather dazed, she walked out of the room.

There was a long, uncomfortable pause in the room. The girl walked over to Ash and smiled at him uncertainly, literally reeking of nervousness. Ash looked at the girl claiming to be his cousin suspiciously. Sensing their Trainer's unease, his two Pokémon fell silent and sat silently beside him. "Okay, we're on our own now," Ash said. "Who are you?"

"I I'm your cousin Giselle!" the girl said, sounding very nervous. Giselle reached out and tried to ease Ash's suspicions telepathically, but she ran hard into the Chosen One's formidable mental defences. Gabriel had warned her of this: The Chosen One's mind automatically defended him against psychic influences of all kinds.

"Giselle, if that's your real name," Ash said scornfully, "my mother and father were both only children, so you can't be my cousin." Ash let that sink in before continuing in a far angrier tone of voice. "So, who are you really? And what have you done to my mother to make her believe your story?"

"Wh why do you distrust me?" the girl said, suddenly looking incredibly sad. Tears formed in her eyes and began to run freely down her cheeks. "I I'm a failure!" she continued, stuttering around her sobs. "Five minutes into my first assignment and, like, my subject hates me already!"

If there was one thing Ash hated, it was a distressed girl, who was crying her eyes out in front of him. He leaned forwards, sweatdropping, and grabbed her hand, trying to reassure her. "No, I-I don't hate you!" he said. "I just want to know who you really are!"

Giselle stared at the mortal boy past her tears and tried to think clearly. One thing that is repeatedly drummed into cadet's minds during 'Serve and Protect' classes was the absolute need to prevent your subject from discovering who and what you really are. Knowing that they had a Guardian Angel could have incalculable effects on their thinking processes and lead to the person you were trying to protect self-destructing in some fashion.

However, this was an unusual case. The Chosen One was a powerful person in his own right and already knew how to responsibly control and direct the power he had through his Pokémon. Additionally, the usual methods an angel could use to cover their tracks simply wouldn't work with him. She came to a decision.

"Okay," Giselle said at last, "I'll tell you who I really am." She stopped and leaned close. "Like, just don't tell anyone that I've done this okay?" she added quietly. "If the Boss finds out, I'm going to be in trouble so deep that you can't even imagine it!"

Giselle stood back and concentrated, discarding her human disguise. The brightest white light that Ash had ever seen suddenly surrounded her. Her clothes changed into a flowing white one-piece robe bound at the waist by a wide white girdle. Mighty, pure white eagle's wings spread from her back and a bright golden halo shone from over her head. Some kind of wind caught her long purple hair (which was no longer bound back but hanging freely), making it and the skirts of her robe flow out gracefully. There was an unmistakable sense of beauty, truthfulness and purity about her.

Ash was frozen on the spot, unable to believe his senses and sure that he had finally gone mad. His Pokémon reacted quite calmly to the transformation. Once you've seen one being evolve, you've seen them all.

[Ah, that explains it,] Pikachu remarked. [I thought there was something strange about her.]

[Yeah, we should have guessed,] Chikorita agreed.

"Ash Ethan Ketchum, I am Giselle," the girl said in the most serene and peaceful voice he had ever heard. "I am a messenger of the Most High God, one of the beings you know as 'Angels'. I have been sent to your side to protect you from all danger and see to it that you attain to your destiny."

Ash opened his mouth to protest. Okay, so she looked like and angel, spoke like an angel, felt like an angel and even said that she was an angel. However, that didn't mean that she was an angel, did it? It could be a hoax maybe Ash had suffered a concussion in his fall and was hallucinating or maybe this was a dream! After all, Angels were a myth, weren't they? Something to reassure frightened children and pack them in at the church! Or not?

"Hey! Don't you believe me? Well, like, I can't blame you for that," Giselle said with a laugh that made Ash relax involuntarily. Everything is going to be okay, the sound seemed to say, touching something so ancient and deeply hidden in the human psyche that only the holiest people were even aware it existed. "Let me show you my credentials!"

There was a flash of bright white light and a scroll materialised in her outstretched right hand and a Pokéball in her left hand. Giselle broke the golden seal on the scroll and pulled it open. She cleared her throat importantly and began to read.

"Memorandum
"To: Giselle Sagan, Cadet Angel, First Grade
"From: Archangel Gabriel, Superior Archangel Committee.

"Ms. Sagan,

"From this date, 24th July, Year of our Lord 2064, by the direct will of the Supreme Authority, you are hereby placed on indefinite detached assignment. You will act as Guardian Angel to Ash Ethan Ketchum of 291 Riverside Road, Pallet Town, Indigo Island, Kanto Region, Earth, co-ordinates 234/11028956/35516818/61861284, time frame standard.

"You are hereby authorised to use any and all means necessary to keep your subject safe and well so that he may fulfil the destiny for which he was born.

"Given the importance of this mission, the Supreme Authority has authorised the issuing of a Guardian Angel Pokémon to assist you. His name is Light Hope. While this committee is certain that you are sufficiently capable to protect Ash Ketchum, we also feel that the Pokémon will need to protect
him from you.

"Your detailed orders and authorisations are attached in the file 'GA_ORD-5646813.PDA'. Please ensure that"

Giselle cleared her throat. "Well, it's mostly technical stuff from there on," she said, rolling up the scroll and dismissing it with a flash of white light. "Like, I think you get the idea." She was looking forward to working with a Pokémon Angel, but she really would like to know what Gabriel meant by 'the Pokémon will need to protect him from you.'

Giselle returned from her introspection. She looked back up at her subject and frowned slightly. He was frozen exactly on the spot, staring at her. "Ash?" she said gently. "Ash? Are you okay?" Giselle panicked slightly and reached out to touch his aura. There was nothing physically wrong with him that she could detect, no disease and no injury. However, he remained completely frozen and uncommunicative. "What's wrong with him?" she asked herself.

Suddenly her Pokéball, which was pure white except for a golden equatorial bar and recall lens, split open and spat out a flash of white light. The white light resolved itself into an Eevee. It was a fairly typical example of Pokémon number 133 except that it was pure white, had sapphire blue eyes and had white eagle's wings extending from its' back. Oh, it was also hovering in the air. Chikorita and Pikachu squeaked in panic and dived under the bed covers.

"Maybe he has gone into shock," the Eevee announced in a cultured English-accented voice. "After all, you have just revealed your true nature to him, contrary to standing orders may I add, and told him that he has a destiny that has attracted the attention of the Supreme Authority Himself. Wouldn't you be a little shocked?"

"Like, it wasn't as if I had much of a choice, Light Hope," Giselle complained, feeling a bit silly.

"Yes, well you can save that for the debriefing," Light Hope said scornfully. "Until then, I think we should concentrate on waking your subject from his current catatonic trance." The Eevee landed gracefully on the bed and walked up to Ash. He stared into the boy's eyes and smiled reassuringly. "Hello, Mr, Ketchum!" he said brightly. "My name is First Commander Light Hope of the Pokémon-Angels. I have been assigned to assist you, and to ensure that my good-natured but none-too-bright counterpart doesn't inadvertently injure you again."

Giselle noted that reference to the fact that Ash was only in hospital because she had been somewhat overly enthusiastic about rescuing him from a collapsing mineshaft. "I told you that it was an accident," she snapped. Light Hope rolled his eyes in good-natured disbelief, making Giselle turn away and sulk.

"May I say that it is a personal pleasure and privilege to meet you, Mr Ketchum?" Light Hope continued. "The Chosen One: He who tamed The Beast of the Seas and rode on the back of the Titan of the Oceans, Lugia himself! Quite impressive for a mortal who is less than two decades old! Mr. Ketchum? Mr. Ketchum, are you all right?"

Ash was staring at the pure white winged Eevee that was talking to him in English with an absolute horror that transcended anything he had felt before. He tried to scream. What came out was a strangled gasp. Ash's eyes rolled up into his head and he fell on his side in a dead faint.

There was a long pause in the hospital room as Guardian Angel and Pokémon-Angel looked at their unconscious subject worriedly. "Hmm Maybe this won't be as easy as I thought," Light Hope remarked. He turned to Giselle. "Did I say or do anything wrong, Cadet?" he asked. Giselle shrugged. She had no idea.

To be continued