Scene 13: Bling Bling! The Witch is Dead!
Cut back to Halloweenie House. Lannibal picks up the receiver of the phone.
Lannibal: It's still dead.
Suddenly a mobile phone rings.
Jordan: It's mine.
Jordan answers it.
Jordan: Hello.
Man on phone: Is somebody there?
Jordan: Yes.
Man on phone: Please help me, I've had accident. My car crashed, there's blood, guts and my wife and son. Please help
Jordan: Alright where are you? Man on phone: 14 Craven Road, near the top. Please hurry.
Jordan: 14 Craven Road, that's just up the street. We'll be there soon.
Lannibal: We?
Jordan: Yes come on Lannibal, Phoebe you stay here, I'll.
Phoebe: But Jordan I don't want to stay, the killer might.
Jordan: Phoebe there's blood and guts everywhere and I don't think a girl should.
Lannibal: Blood and guts! What are we waiting for? Come on. Let's go!
Lannibal hurries down stairs. Cut to them in the car. Jordan starts it up.
Jordan: I wonder how he got my mobile phone number.
Lannibal: Let's go!
Jordan: And why didn't he call the police or an ambulance?
Lannibal: Let's just go! There's free food waiting.
Jordan: What?
Lannibal: Ah, that man's waiting.
Cut back inside. Phoebe sits down at the TV. Suddenly the phone rings.
Phoebe: Jordan!
Killer: Who's Jordan?
Phoebe: Oh sorry, I thought you were someone else.
Killer: That's alright. I am.
Phoebe: Who are you calling for?
Killer: Are you alone?
Phoebe: If you're trying to be scary, you're not very good, I mean the whole girl getting harassed on the phone thing pul-leeze. It's been done.
Killer: What'd you expect me to do, page you threats?
Phoebe: Good point. Just who are you calling for?
Killer: What if I said you? Phoebe gets up and walks near the window.
Phoebe: What if I said goodbye?
Killer: What if I said you look really good in that blue sweater?
Phoebe: (frightened) Oh my God! You can see me? I haven't even finished putting on my make-up!
She hangs up and rushes to mirror and starts doing her hair and make-up. The phone rings. She answers.
Phoebe: Yes.
Killer: Don't ever hang up on me again or I'll gut you like a fish!
Phoebe: Look what do you want?
Killer: To play a game. Which door am I.
Phoebe hangs up.
Phoebe: Creep.
Phoebe rushes to the door and almost locks it. The wall phone rings. She slowly picks it up.
Phoebe: Hello.
The killer bursts from the door behind her. She screams and runs. She rushes upstairs. She disappears into a room. The killer looks for her. He turns into the bathroom. Phoebe grabs his mask and pulls it back, she lets go and it smacks him in the face. He gets up. Phoebe has gone again. We see her hiding in an upstairs cupboard. The killer looks for her. After a bit, he stands in front of her cupboard. She opens the door and he goes flying down the stairs. She gets out. The killer looks unconscious. She slowly passes him. She sighs. He grabs her leg abruptly, she runs again. He picks up his knife and chucks it at her. It spins for her head, but the handle hits her. She is knocked out.
Killer: The handle! Oh!
Cut to Lannibal and Jordan.
Lannibal: Are you sure he said Craven Road?
Jordan: Yes.
Lannibal: Well maybe he said 40 Craven Road.
Jordan looks annoyed. Cut back to Phoebe and the killer. Phoebe has been tied up in a chair in the hallway. She wakes up. Killer: Hello Phoebe.
Phoebe: Hey, let me go!
Killer: I don't think so.
Phoebe: At least take off your mask, you coward.
Killer: No, I don't think so. Let the suspense mount. And I'm rather afraid you'll never find out who I am.
Phoebe: Why?
Killer: You'll be dead.
Phoebe: Yeah well, when I'm finished with you. You'll be face down on the ground.
Killer: I'm sorry but the girl out-smarting the killer stage has passed, the killer always wins these days.
Phoebe: Oh yeah.
We see Phoebe has a pocket-knife and is trying to cut the rope. It doesn't after many tries.
Phoebe: Well since my pocket knife failed to cut the rope I'm going to have to do it all while tied to this chair.
She lifts her legs and tries to jump, the chair falls over backwards.
Phoebe: Owww!
Killer: Look, girl I'm the killer, you're the victim, you'll die, I'll live.
Phoebe: No.
Phoebe jumps herself back up and then falls flat on her face.
Killer: You're a witch Phoebe, let's see you fly!
The killer picks up the chair and carries her outside. The killer swings the chair around and around. He lets go and it goes flying into the frontyard. She falls out of the chair. The killer kneels beside her and raises his knife. She whimpers and he chops off her head. She jumps up and starts running around like a chicken while clucking.
Killer: Oh! I hate it when that happens. (She hits a tree) And that's kicking your ass!
The killer dances away. Cut to Lannibal and Jordan pulling in.
Jordan: Must have been a prank. Lannibal: You just can't follow directions.
They continue arguing as they approach the front door.
Lannibal: Oh. Nice flowers.
Jordan: Yes they're really showing up well this year.
They both stop and stare.
Jordan: Did we leave the door open?
Lannibal: I don't think so.
Jordan runs inside.
Jordan: Phoebe! Phoebe!
Lannibal: She's not upstairs.
Jordan: Lannibal, drive down to the McKenzie's house. Call the police.
Lannibal: Hey.
Jordan: What?
Lannibal: (Eating a bacon sandwich) There she is.
They notice her up in the frontyard. Cut to them taking standing with her.
Jordan: Oh no. It should have been me.
Lannibal puts his arm on him. They stand around Phoebe's dead body.
Lannibal: Jordan, does this mean I can have the extra money? You know to make up for the losses.
Jordan: Lannibal, don't you have a heart inside you?
Lannibal: Why, yes actually I have three.
Jordan looks at him strangely.
Lannibal: What? I had two for breakfast.
Jordan: I think we'd better get out of here.
Lannibal: Pfft. No way. Don't be a wuss. It was probably just an accident.
Jordan: What about this then? Jordan read the note.
Jordan: I killed her. It wasn't an accident. Signed: The Killer.
Lannibal: Ah, yeh, well, that's what she'd want us to think.
Cut back to Halloweenie House. Lannibal picks up the receiver of the phone.
Lannibal: It's still dead.
Suddenly a mobile phone rings.
Jordan: It's mine.
Jordan answers it.
Jordan: Hello.
Man on phone: Is somebody there?
Jordan: Yes.
Man on phone: Please help me, I've had accident. My car crashed, there's blood, guts and my wife and son. Please help
Jordan: Alright where are you? Man on phone: 14 Craven Road, near the top. Please hurry.
Jordan: 14 Craven Road, that's just up the street. We'll be there soon.
Lannibal: We?
Jordan: Yes come on Lannibal, Phoebe you stay here, I'll.
Phoebe: But Jordan I don't want to stay, the killer might.
Jordan: Phoebe there's blood and guts everywhere and I don't think a girl should.
Lannibal: Blood and guts! What are we waiting for? Come on. Let's go!
Lannibal hurries down stairs. Cut to them in the car. Jordan starts it up.
Jordan: I wonder how he got my mobile phone number.
Lannibal: Let's go!
Jordan: And why didn't he call the police or an ambulance?
Lannibal: Let's just go! There's free food waiting.
Jordan: What?
Lannibal: Ah, that man's waiting.
Cut back inside. Phoebe sits down at the TV. Suddenly the phone rings.
Phoebe: Jordan!
Killer: Who's Jordan?
Phoebe: Oh sorry, I thought you were someone else.
Killer: That's alright. I am.
Phoebe: Who are you calling for?
Killer: Are you alone?
Phoebe: If you're trying to be scary, you're not very good, I mean the whole girl getting harassed on the phone thing pul-leeze. It's been done.
Killer: What'd you expect me to do, page you threats?
Phoebe: Good point. Just who are you calling for?
Killer: What if I said you? Phoebe gets up and walks near the window.
Phoebe: What if I said goodbye?
Killer: What if I said you look really good in that blue sweater?
Phoebe: (frightened) Oh my God! You can see me? I haven't even finished putting on my make-up!
She hangs up and rushes to mirror and starts doing her hair and make-up. The phone rings. She answers.
Phoebe: Yes.
Killer: Don't ever hang up on me again or I'll gut you like a fish!
Phoebe: Look what do you want?
Killer: To play a game. Which door am I.
Phoebe hangs up.
Phoebe: Creep.
Phoebe rushes to the door and almost locks it. The wall phone rings. She slowly picks it up.
Phoebe: Hello.
The killer bursts from the door behind her. She screams and runs. She rushes upstairs. She disappears into a room. The killer looks for her. He turns into the bathroom. Phoebe grabs his mask and pulls it back, she lets go and it smacks him in the face. He gets up. Phoebe has gone again. We see her hiding in an upstairs cupboard. The killer looks for her. After a bit, he stands in front of her cupboard. She opens the door and he goes flying down the stairs. She gets out. The killer looks unconscious. She slowly passes him. She sighs. He grabs her leg abruptly, she runs again. He picks up his knife and chucks it at her. It spins for her head, but the handle hits her. She is knocked out.
Killer: The handle! Oh!
Cut to Lannibal and Jordan.
Lannibal: Are you sure he said Craven Road?
Jordan: Yes.
Lannibal: Well maybe he said 40 Craven Road.
Jordan looks annoyed. Cut back to Phoebe and the killer. Phoebe has been tied up in a chair in the hallway. She wakes up. Killer: Hello Phoebe.
Phoebe: Hey, let me go!
Killer: I don't think so.
Phoebe: At least take off your mask, you coward.
Killer: No, I don't think so. Let the suspense mount. And I'm rather afraid you'll never find out who I am.
Phoebe: Why?
Killer: You'll be dead.
Phoebe: Yeah well, when I'm finished with you. You'll be face down on the ground.
Killer: I'm sorry but the girl out-smarting the killer stage has passed, the killer always wins these days.
Phoebe: Oh yeah.
We see Phoebe has a pocket-knife and is trying to cut the rope. It doesn't after many tries.
Phoebe: Well since my pocket knife failed to cut the rope I'm going to have to do it all while tied to this chair.
She lifts her legs and tries to jump, the chair falls over backwards.
Phoebe: Owww!
Killer: Look, girl I'm the killer, you're the victim, you'll die, I'll live.
Phoebe: No.
Phoebe jumps herself back up and then falls flat on her face.
Killer: You're a witch Phoebe, let's see you fly!
The killer picks up the chair and carries her outside. The killer swings the chair around and around. He lets go and it goes flying into the frontyard. She falls out of the chair. The killer kneels beside her and raises his knife. She whimpers and he chops off her head. She jumps up and starts running around like a chicken while clucking.
Killer: Oh! I hate it when that happens. (She hits a tree) And that's kicking your ass!
The killer dances away. Cut to Lannibal and Jordan pulling in.
Jordan: Must have been a prank. Lannibal: You just can't follow directions.
They continue arguing as they approach the front door.
Lannibal: Oh. Nice flowers.
Jordan: Yes they're really showing up well this year.
They both stop and stare.
Jordan: Did we leave the door open?
Lannibal: I don't think so.
Jordan runs inside.
Jordan: Phoebe! Phoebe!
Lannibal: She's not upstairs.
Jordan: Lannibal, drive down to the McKenzie's house. Call the police.
Lannibal: Hey.
Jordan: What?
Lannibal: (Eating a bacon sandwich) There she is.
They notice her up in the frontyard. Cut to them taking standing with her.
Jordan: Oh no. It should have been me.
Lannibal puts his arm on him. They stand around Phoebe's dead body.
Lannibal: Jordan, does this mean I can have the extra money? You know to make up for the losses.
Jordan: Lannibal, don't you have a heart inside you?
Lannibal: Why, yes actually I have three.
Jordan looks at him strangely.
Lannibal: What? I had two for breakfast.
Jordan: I think we'd better get out of here.
Lannibal: Pfft. No way. Don't be a wuss. It was probably just an accident.
Jordan: What about this then? Jordan read the note.
Jordan: I killed her. It wasn't an accident. Signed: The Killer.
Lannibal: Ah, yeh, well, that's what she'd want us to think.