Scene 18: Multiple "Dead" Personalities.
We cut to Ass, Ex and Brendan at BADMOVIE STUDIOS.
Ex: And from there we go to the lounge room where.
Brendan burps.
Brendan: Excuse me, I've got gas.
Suddenly the lights go out.
Ex: All the electricity's off. Must have blown a fuse.
Some noise starts up.
Ass: What is that?
Ex: It's the fax machine! The battery-powered fax-machine.
They rush to the fax machine. Billy and Scott are there. Ass has the paper in his hand. Ass turns on a torch to read it.
Ass: Scene 18. All of them were huddled together in the room with the lights cut off.
Ex: He's rewriting the script!
Ass: The group stood there scared looking around, not knowing what to do.
Billy: He's in here.
They all rush outside screaming.
Brendan: Wait, what if he's trying to trick us and he's really out here.
They rush back inside screaming.
Ex: But what if he's tricking us to think he's tricking us and he is really in here.
They rush back outside screaming.
Ass: Wait, what if he's.
Brendan: Let's just stay in one spot okay.
Ass: Fine I'm staying outside.
Ex: Me too.
Brendan: Fine.
Ass, Ex and Scott stay outside. Another fax starts to come through.
Brendan: Hey another one. (Reading) Brendan and Billy the only two left inside were scared but reassured by the fear of each other. What they didn't know was that only one of them would live.
Billy: Oh. Finish it.
Brendan: The one who survives is the first to.
The torch dies.
Brendan: Dammit, it's dead.
Billy: I'll try to light a match.
Billy starts trying to light a match.
Brendan still tries to read it.
Brendan: I think I can just make it out. is the first to smell the.first to smell the (Head up, shocked look The paper reads GAS) Don't!
Billy lights the match. Brendan farts. There is an explosion. Ass and Ex jump away. They get back up. Ass pats the house.
Ass: Well, at least no one's hurt. Oh except him.
Brendan: Billy!
Where Billy was standing is now a pile of ashes.
Brendan: Billy!
Ex: Don't worry Brendan, we'll do something special with his ashes.
Ex puts a piece of paper under the ashes and rolls it up. Cut to Ass, Ex and Brendan sitting outside smoking. Ass inhales.
Ass: That's good Billy.
Ex and Brendan: Yeah.
Cut to the door. Brendan steps on his cigarette and they enter. Ex looks at his watch.
Ex: Ten to twelve crap, we'd better finish filming. Okay Brendan this is your solo scene, you're alone and we need to see some true emotion. You think you can do that?
Brendan: Yeah. I'm an actor aren't I?
Ex: You sure are. And on three. 1,2,3 and action.
Brendan enters a room.
Brendan: Anybody here?
Brendan looks around and then sits down. The killer bursts up behind Ex.
Ex: Hey, what are you doing, not yet.
The killer pushes over Ex and stabs Scott. He then goes after Brendan.
Brendan: Come on, you wanna fight me.
Brendan punches him. The killer pulls out a knife. Brendan swaps personalities.
Leeroy: Yo dressing up as a black man is racist. You damn whigger.
He starts running away. He swaps again. He is now Fitzroy. He is jigging while running. He swaps again. He is now the personality that can't feel pain.
PCFP (Personality that can't feel pain): You want me? You want me!
He turns around. The killer stabs him.
PCFP: Ha, ha, I feel nothing. (He swaps again. He is Brendan)
Brendan: Oh.
He tries to punch him. But is too slow. He swaps personalities.
Leeroy: Crazy ass foo'. He swaps. As Fitzroy, he starts to jig slowly, he collapses. He changes.
PCFP: Come on you wuss, stab me, STAB ME, I can't feel it! I feel no pain.
The killer raises his knife. He changes to Brendan.
Brendan: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
The killer stabs him. He changes through all the personalities hair styles. Ass and Ex come running.
Ex: Maybe we shouldn't have stopped at the fridge.
Ass: Hmmm. Maybe.
They both take a sip of their Mountain Dews.
Ass: Oh my god. Brendan's dead, Scott's dead, we're all alone. (Evilly) You wanna play the banana game?
Ex: No, not real.
Ass: Come on, it'll be fun. I'll get the banana You get the duct-tape.
Ex looks worried, Ass looks crazy. Ass rushes off. We see a clock that reads: 11:55.
We cut to Ass, Ex and Brendan at BADMOVIE STUDIOS.
Ex: And from there we go to the lounge room where.
Brendan burps.
Brendan: Excuse me, I've got gas.
Suddenly the lights go out.
Ex: All the electricity's off. Must have blown a fuse.
Some noise starts up.
Ass: What is that?
Ex: It's the fax machine! The battery-powered fax-machine.
They rush to the fax machine. Billy and Scott are there. Ass has the paper in his hand. Ass turns on a torch to read it.
Ass: Scene 18. All of them were huddled together in the room with the lights cut off.
Ex: He's rewriting the script!
Ass: The group stood there scared looking around, not knowing what to do.
Billy: He's in here.
They all rush outside screaming.
Brendan: Wait, what if he's trying to trick us and he's really out here.
They rush back inside screaming.
Ex: But what if he's tricking us to think he's tricking us and he is really in here.
They rush back outside screaming.
Ass: Wait, what if he's.
Brendan: Let's just stay in one spot okay.
Ass: Fine I'm staying outside.
Ex: Me too.
Brendan: Fine.
Ass, Ex and Scott stay outside. Another fax starts to come through.
Brendan: Hey another one. (Reading) Brendan and Billy the only two left inside were scared but reassured by the fear of each other. What they didn't know was that only one of them would live.
Billy: Oh. Finish it.
Brendan: The one who survives is the first to.
The torch dies.
Brendan: Dammit, it's dead.
Billy: I'll try to light a match.
Billy starts trying to light a match.
Brendan still tries to read it.
Brendan: I think I can just make it out. is the first to smell the.first to smell the (Head up, shocked look The paper reads GAS) Don't!
Billy lights the match. Brendan farts. There is an explosion. Ass and Ex jump away. They get back up. Ass pats the house.
Ass: Well, at least no one's hurt. Oh except him.
Brendan: Billy!
Where Billy was standing is now a pile of ashes.
Brendan: Billy!
Ex: Don't worry Brendan, we'll do something special with his ashes.
Ex puts a piece of paper under the ashes and rolls it up. Cut to Ass, Ex and Brendan sitting outside smoking. Ass inhales.
Ass: That's good Billy.
Ex and Brendan: Yeah.
Cut to the door. Brendan steps on his cigarette and they enter. Ex looks at his watch.
Ex: Ten to twelve crap, we'd better finish filming. Okay Brendan this is your solo scene, you're alone and we need to see some true emotion. You think you can do that?
Brendan: Yeah. I'm an actor aren't I?
Ex: You sure are. And on three. 1,2,3 and action.
Brendan enters a room.
Brendan: Anybody here?
Brendan looks around and then sits down. The killer bursts up behind Ex.
Ex: Hey, what are you doing, not yet.
The killer pushes over Ex and stabs Scott. He then goes after Brendan.
Brendan: Come on, you wanna fight me.
Brendan punches him. The killer pulls out a knife. Brendan swaps personalities.
Leeroy: Yo dressing up as a black man is racist. You damn whigger.
He starts running away. He swaps again. He is now Fitzroy. He is jigging while running. He swaps again. He is now the personality that can't feel pain.
PCFP (Personality that can't feel pain): You want me? You want me!
He turns around. The killer stabs him.
PCFP: Ha, ha, I feel nothing. (He swaps again. He is Brendan)
Brendan: Oh.
He tries to punch him. But is too slow. He swaps personalities.
Leeroy: Crazy ass foo'. He swaps. As Fitzroy, he starts to jig slowly, he collapses. He changes.
PCFP: Come on you wuss, stab me, STAB ME, I can't feel it! I feel no pain.
The killer raises his knife. He changes to Brendan.
Brendan: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
The killer stabs him. He changes through all the personalities hair styles. Ass and Ex come running.
Ex: Maybe we shouldn't have stopped at the fridge.
Ass: Hmmm. Maybe.
They both take a sip of their Mountain Dews.
Ass: Oh my god. Brendan's dead, Scott's dead, we're all alone. (Evilly) You wanna play the banana game?
Ex: No, not real.
Ass: Come on, it'll be fun. I'll get the banana You get the duct-tape.
Ex looks worried, Ass looks crazy. Ass rushes off. We see a clock that reads: 11:55.