Scene 19: The Finale
Ex shakes his head and turns around. The killer is standing right in front of him. Ex thinks it his imagination again. He closes his eyes for a good while and the camera close-ups on his closed eyes. He opens them. The killer is no longer in front of him.
Ex: Oh. Thank god. Phew.
The camera turns around to face Ex. It turns out the killer had hidden behind Ex. The killer raises his knife and shoves it into Ex's back. Cut to Halloweenie House. Jordan is still sitting in front of the television but he is fast asleep. He suddenly wakes up. He looks up at his watch and it reads: 11:59. He panics and rushes into the hallway. He doesn't know where to run. The door handle of the front door starts moving and Jordan runs upstairs. He runs into a room and closes the door, he barricades the door with a bed. He is very scared. The door is pushed slightly open and the killer is waving his knife through the small crack the door makes.
Jordan: No!
Jordan opens the window and stands on the ledge. He prepares to jump the long way down. The killer pushes the bed away and grabs Jordan's hands. He throws him off the ledge.
Jordan: Nooooooooooo! Jordan lands about a metre down.
Jordan: Oh.
He runs around to the front door. It is wide open and Jordan can see the phone. He decides to take a chance and run for it. He dials 000 and puts the receiver to his ear. Heavy breathing is heard.
Jordan: Hello?
Killer: Hello Jordan.
Jordan goes to run. The killer pulls out a gun.
Killer: You're not going anywhere.
Cut back to BADMOVIE STUDIOS. Ass is walking around holding some bananas.
Ass: (shouting) Ex, I've started without you.
The front door at the other end of the hallway slowly opens.
Ass: Oh Ex, where've you been? Ex?
The killer steps in.
Ass: Oh my god! Ahhhh!
Ass runs down the stairs and past a window. Outside the window is a man holding up a sign reading "Hi Mum"! on it. Ass closes the curtains and runs out the side-door onto the balcony. He runs down the balcony stair and spots Rebecca still lying dead on the ground.
Ass: Oh my god. He killed her.
The killer is on the balcony. Ass runs up his driveway. He gets to the top where he was with Ex, Rebecca and Stephen earlier. He looks both ways trying to decide where to run. A skateboard falls from the sky and hits Ass on the head. He falls down but quickly gets back up. He runs down the street. The killer gets to the top of the driveway and slips on the skateboard and falls over. Ass runs towards a house. It is Halloweenie House. He bursts through the front door and sees Jordan with the killer grabbing him around the throat.
Ass: Oh. Out of all the houses I had to choose from.
The other killer comes from behind Ass and holds a knife to his throat. Ass whimpers.
Killer with Jordan: Hey, you made it.
Killer with Ass: Sorry I'm late, this guy made me run up the steepest driveway. Killer with Jordan: (Sarcastic) What he tired you out?
Killer with Ass: Shut up.
Jordan: Let me go.
Killer with Jordan: Oh Jordan (he runs the knife down Jordan's face) You always were the brave one.
Jordan: Who the hell are you?
The killer with Jordan slowly takes off his mask. He reveals himself to be John.
Jordan: John! But you were dead.
John: Pretending to be dead. It's the cool thing to do these days.
Jordan: Why are you doing this?
John: Why? Why! Isn't it obvious, Jordan! Nobody laughed at my jokes!
Jordan: Because they weren't funny.
John: Oh, you're death suddenly got slower and more painful. You see having nobody laugh at your jokes can have serious effects on someone as emotional sensitive as me. It can make them become, what's the word I'm looking for?
Jordan: Fucked up?
John: Yes! No! Psychopathic. And Jordan you were the worst of them all. You didn't just not laugh at my jokes, you made fun of me.
Jordan: You're never gonna get away with this.
John: Who said anything about trying to get away with it? I'm planning to get caught, I'm gonna take it all the way to the trial!
Jordan: Dude, seriously you are such an idiot.
John: You see Jordan I'm gonna blame the movies. I'm going to plan my whole defense on being influenced by film. It's genius! See Jordan, this entire murder spree was based on parodying movies. I killed Eddy like in Scary Movie, I killed Phoebe like in Charlie's Angels and Lannibal's death was from H20.
Jordan: You planned it all out.
John: Yep, it was easy. Watch a couple a movies, take some notes, it was fun. And now Jordan, I'm gonna kill you.
John holds the knife to Jordan's head. Suddenly a gun shot is heard and John collapses. We see the other killer is holding the gun. The other killer takes off his mask revealing Scott as the killer.
Scott: He was a good kid, but his idea of blaming the movies, like that would work.
Jordan: Oh my god! Lannibal!
Ass: Mark?
Scott: What? No, I'm Scott.
Ass: Oh.
Jordan: You and Lannibal must just look similar.
Ass: But Scott, you have a lisp.
Scott: I did have a lisp, but I went to a speech therapist.
Ass: And he cured your lisp.
Scott: No actually he couldn't, so I killed him. But the next speech therapist I went to was really nice and she did manage to cure me. And then I killed her too.
Ass: But Scott.
Suddenly John gets up.
John: Hey!
Scott: Oh John, I thought you were dead.
John: You dick, why'd you shoot me?
Scott: Because I don't think the blame it on the movies idea is gonna work out. I think we should go with my idea.
John: Ok. I forgive you then. Put it there.
He holds out his hand. Scott puts his hand on John's hand.
John: I meant the gun you idiot. You can't be trusted with it.
Scott hands him the gun.
Ass: We know John's motive, what's yours Scott?
Scott: You hear that John, I think he wants a motive.
Ass: Yeah, I made that pretty obvious.
Scott: Well I was going to show you my motive with a slide-show, but somebody forgot the projector!
John: I said I was sorry.
Scott: So I guess I'll just have to tell you. About a year ago, me, my mum, my dad we were taking a walk down the street at night. When suddenly a car came out of no where and hit my dad. My mum and I hid and watched as the people in the car, came out and put my father in the boot and then drove off. My mum then started to chase after them, but they backed up and ran over her too! I tried to make a run for it, but then they also hit me. When I woke up I was in the boot of a car, I could hear the two men talking about dumping the bodies so I quickly sneaked out of the car and hid behind a tree. I watched as my mother and father were thrown into the creek and the two men just drove away. Soon after, I decided to get revenge, I applied for the job of prompter at your movie studio and I was hired on the spot because of my speech impediment.
Ass: Yep, you gotta love that lisp.
Scott: I planned everything, I went over every detail for a whole year about how I was going to wreck your movie by killing everyone that had anything to do with it and then kill you.
Jordan: So, what you're saying is that he killed your parents and now your getting revenge by killing him?
Scott: Yes.
Jordan: Then why couldn't you have just said that, instead of that long, boring-ass speech.
Scott: I have to make sure Ass understood exactly how much pain he put me through.
Ass: Scott, it was an accident.
Scott: Accident or not, you killed my parents.
Suddenly the door bursts open and Ex comes walking in slowly.
Ass: Ex! You have a knife in your back!
Ex looks at his back.
Ex: Oh yeah.
Ex collapses dead.
Ass: You're not going to get away with this. Scott: Oh I think we will. Bring 'em in John.
John goes outside and brings in Mrs. Doubtfrank and Frank, tied up and gagged.
Jordan: You're gonna frame my step-dad and that really ugly woman who I thought was my step-dad dressing up?
Scott: Yes and me and John will be the only survivors of these serial killers. I will be the most famous serial killer to have never been known. Scott Doubtfrank.
Jordan: Did you say Doubtfrank? That's Mrs. Doubtfrank.
Scott un-gags Mrs. Doubtfrank.
Scott: Mum?
Mrs. Doubtfrank: Little Scotty, it's you.
Scott: Mum, you're alive!
Mrs. Doubtfrank: And so is your father, he's right next to me.
Scott ungags Frank.
Scott and Jordan: Dad?
Frank: Yes Scott, it's me.
Scott: Oh mum, dad. I can't believe you're alive.
Ass: Ok, so did I actually kill anyone?
Suddenly two gun-shots are heard and Frank and Mrs. Doubtfrank are both shot dead. We see it was John who shot them. John quickly passes the gun to Jordan.
John: Oh my god! He killed them!
Scott looks at Jordan angrily.
Jordan: What? I did not you liar, he did! Oh wait, hey, I've got the gun.
He holds out the gun at Scott and John.
John: Jordan, you couldn't kill us. You're not a killer, that's my job.
Scott: And mine.
John: And his.
Scott: You can't do it, can you? He can't do it. Jordan: Like hell I can't!
Jordan holds the gun at John and pulls the trigger. Nothing happens. John starts laughing.
John: Oh man that was priceless. He had the look. He thought he was going to save the day!
Scott also starts laughing.
Scott (mockingly): Like hell I can't!
The front door bursts open and a girl comes walking in.
Girl: Hey mum, I brought a cheese-cake. Oh is this 26 Carpenter Drive?
Scott: No that's three blocks down.
Girl: Oh, ok, thanks.
She closes the door behind her. We see Ass reach into a cupboard and reach for something. He pulls out an axe. John walks over to him.
John: What are you doing?
Ass swings the axe at him and chops off his head. It rolls away.
Scott: John! Are you alright?
John's body feels around for his head. He picks it up and puts it back on.
John: I'm fine.
He walks towards Ass.
John: You really shouldn't have done that!
Scott: Ah, John we've got a problem.
John: What!
Scott: Where's the other one gone?
John looks around.
John: Go find him!
Scott runs into the dining room and looks around. He hears a cough and he slowly opens a cupboard. Jordan comes running from behind him and tries to stab him with an umbrella. Scott: An umbrella? Now come on, do you really expect that to do anything?
Scott pushes Jordan down onto the TV room floor. Scott then jumps on top of him.
Scott: I always had a thing for you Jordan!
He starts strangling Jordan. Jordan feels around on the table. He misses the knife, the brick and the pot-plant. He grabs a banana and shoves it on Scott's head.
Scott: Oh, you got banana in my hair!
Jordan jumps up and pushes the TV onto Scott's head.
Scott: Ow!
Jordan looks down at Scott's body.
Jordan: You're dead.
The TV on Scott's head turns on and Scott's face is on the screen. He stands up.
Scott: Not quite.
Scott starts trying to pull the TV off his head. John comes running in holding Ass.
John: Scott, are you okay?
Scott: I just can't get this damn thing off my HEAD! (He accidentally turns up the volume on the TV as he tries to pull it off his head)
He keeps trying to pull it off. We see he pressed the mute button and he tries to talk. Then we see him swearing in mute. He finally pulls the TV off his head.
Scott: Oh, I felt like such an idiot with that box on my head!
He grabs Jordan by the neck.
John: Now you are going to pay!
They all walk back to the hallway. John slits Ass's arm and Ass falls to the ground in pain. Scott gives Jordan to John to hold. He backs up and then runs towards Jordan with the knife. At the last second Jordan moves out of the way and Scott accidentally stabs John.
Scott: Oh no! John!
He kneels beside John.
John: Scott.
Scott: Yes.
John: I hate you so much.
John dies. Scott gets up and stabs Jordan. Ass kicks him and Scott falls outside. We see Ass go into a cupboard. He comes towards the door. Ass stands at the door.
Ass: Come and get me.
Scott stands up and runs towards Ass with his knife. Ass suddenly reveals he is holding a chain-saw and he starts it up and shoves it into Scott's stomach. Blood spurts everywhere. Scott is dead. Ass just stands outside for a while holding the chainsaw and trying to take in everything that's happened. Jordan staggers over to him, holding his stab wound. He comes up behind Ass.
Jordan: We made it.
Ass turns around to see Jordan and accidentally brings the chainsaw with him. The chainsaw goes into Jordan and blood again spurts everywhere. Jordan is dead. We zoom out and Ass looks around at all the dead bodies surrounding him. A police siren is heard. Ass puts the chainsaw down and runs away.
THE END.
Credit: Written by Martin Kick
Ex shakes his head and turns around. The killer is standing right in front of him. Ex thinks it his imagination again. He closes his eyes for a good while and the camera close-ups on his closed eyes. He opens them. The killer is no longer in front of him.
Ex: Oh. Thank god. Phew.
The camera turns around to face Ex. It turns out the killer had hidden behind Ex. The killer raises his knife and shoves it into Ex's back. Cut to Halloweenie House. Jordan is still sitting in front of the television but he is fast asleep. He suddenly wakes up. He looks up at his watch and it reads: 11:59. He panics and rushes into the hallway. He doesn't know where to run. The door handle of the front door starts moving and Jordan runs upstairs. He runs into a room and closes the door, he barricades the door with a bed. He is very scared. The door is pushed slightly open and the killer is waving his knife through the small crack the door makes.
Jordan: No!
Jordan opens the window and stands on the ledge. He prepares to jump the long way down. The killer pushes the bed away and grabs Jordan's hands. He throws him off the ledge.
Jordan: Nooooooooooo! Jordan lands about a metre down.
Jordan: Oh.
He runs around to the front door. It is wide open and Jordan can see the phone. He decides to take a chance and run for it. He dials 000 and puts the receiver to his ear. Heavy breathing is heard.
Jordan: Hello?
Killer: Hello Jordan.
Jordan goes to run. The killer pulls out a gun.
Killer: You're not going anywhere.
Cut back to BADMOVIE STUDIOS. Ass is walking around holding some bananas.
Ass: (shouting) Ex, I've started without you.
The front door at the other end of the hallway slowly opens.
Ass: Oh Ex, where've you been? Ex?
The killer steps in.
Ass: Oh my god! Ahhhh!
Ass runs down the stairs and past a window. Outside the window is a man holding up a sign reading "Hi Mum"! on it. Ass closes the curtains and runs out the side-door onto the balcony. He runs down the balcony stair and spots Rebecca still lying dead on the ground.
Ass: Oh my god. He killed her.
The killer is on the balcony. Ass runs up his driveway. He gets to the top where he was with Ex, Rebecca and Stephen earlier. He looks both ways trying to decide where to run. A skateboard falls from the sky and hits Ass on the head. He falls down but quickly gets back up. He runs down the street. The killer gets to the top of the driveway and slips on the skateboard and falls over. Ass runs towards a house. It is Halloweenie House. He bursts through the front door and sees Jordan with the killer grabbing him around the throat.
Ass: Oh. Out of all the houses I had to choose from.
The other killer comes from behind Ass and holds a knife to his throat. Ass whimpers.
Killer with Jordan: Hey, you made it.
Killer with Ass: Sorry I'm late, this guy made me run up the steepest driveway. Killer with Jordan: (Sarcastic) What he tired you out?
Killer with Ass: Shut up.
Jordan: Let me go.
Killer with Jordan: Oh Jordan (he runs the knife down Jordan's face) You always were the brave one.
Jordan: Who the hell are you?
The killer with Jordan slowly takes off his mask. He reveals himself to be John.
Jordan: John! But you were dead.
John: Pretending to be dead. It's the cool thing to do these days.
Jordan: Why are you doing this?
John: Why? Why! Isn't it obvious, Jordan! Nobody laughed at my jokes!
Jordan: Because they weren't funny.
John: Oh, you're death suddenly got slower and more painful. You see having nobody laugh at your jokes can have serious effects on someone as emotional sensitive as me. It can make them become, what's the word I'm looking for?
Jordan: Fucked up?
John: Yes! No! Psychopathic. And Jordan you were the worst of them all. You didn't just not laugh at my jokes, you made fun of me.
Jordan: You're never gonna get away with this.
John: Who said anything about trying to get away with it? I'm planning to get caught, I'm gonna take it all the way to the trial!
Jordan: Dude, seriously you are such an idiot.
John: You see Jordan I'm gonna blame the movies. I'm going to plan my whole defense on being influenced by film. It's genius! See Jordan, this entire murder spree was based on parodying movies. I killed Eddy like in Scary Movie, I killed Phoebe like in Charlie's Angels and Lannibal's death was from H20.
Jordan: You planned it all out.
John: Yep, it was easy. Watch a couple a movies, take some notes, it was fun. And now Jordan, I'm gonna kill you.
John holds the knife to Jordan's head. Suddenly a gun shot is heard and John collapses. We see the other killer is holding the gun. The other killer takes off his mask revealing Scott as the killer.
Scott: He was a good kid, but his idea of blaming the movies, like that would work.
Jordan: Oh my god! Lannibal!
Ass: Mark?
Scott: What? No, I'm Scott.
Ass: Oh.
Jordan: You and Lannibal must just look similar.
Ass: But Scott, you have a lisp.
Scott: I did have a lisp, but I went to a speech therapist.
Ass: And he cured your lisp.
Scott: No actually he couldn't, so I killed him. But the next speech therapist I went to was really nice and she did manage to cure me. And then I killed her too.
Ass: But Scott.
Suddenly John gets up.
John: Hey!
Scott: Oh John, I thought you were dead.
John: You dick, why'd you shoot me?
Scott: Because I don't think the blame it on the movies idea is gonna work out. I think we should go with my idea.
John: Ok. I forgive you then. Put it there.
He holds out his hand. Scott puts his hand on John's hand.
John: I meant the gun you idiot. You can't be trusted with it.
Scott hands him the gun.
Ass: We know John's motive, what's yours Scott?
Scott: You hear that John, I think he wants a motive.
Ass: Yeah, I made that pretty obvious.
Scott: Well I was going to show you my motive with a slide-show, but somebody forgot the projector!
John: I said I was sorry.
Scott: So I guess I'll just have to tell you. About a year ago, me, my mum, my dad we were taking a walk down the street at night. When suddenly a car came out of no where and hit my dad. My mum and I hid and watched as the people in the car, came out and put my father in the boot and then drove off. My mum then started to chase after them, but they backed up and ran over her too! I tried to make a run for it, but then they also hit me. When I woke up I was in the boot of a car, I could hear the two men talking about dumping the bodies so I quickly sneaked out of the car and hid behind a tree. I watched as my mother and father were thrown into the creek and the two men just drove away. Soon after, I decided to get revenge, I applied for the job of prompter at your movie studio and I was hired on the spot because of my speech impediment.
Ass: Yep, you gotta love that lisp.
Scott: I planned everything, I went over every detail for a whole year about how I was going to wreck your movie by killing everyone that had anything to do with it and then kill you.
Jordan: So, what you're saying is that he killed your parents and now your getting revenge by killing him?
Scott: Yes.
Jordan: Then why couldn't you have just said that, instead of that long, boring-ass speech.
Scott: I have to make sure Ass understood exactly how much pain he put me through.
Ass: Scott, it was an accident.
Scott: Accident or not, you killed my parents.
Suddenly the door bursts open and Ex comes walking in slowly.
Ass: Ex! You have a knife in your back!
Ex looks at his back.
Ex: Oh yeah.
Ex collapses dead.
Ass: You're not going to get away with this. Scott: Oh I think we will. Bring 'em in John.
John goes outside and brings in Mrs. Doubtfrank and Frank, tied up and gagged.
Jordan: You're gonna frame my step-dad and that really ugly woman who I thought was my step-dad dressing up?
Scott: Yes and me and John will be the only survivors of these serial killers. I will be the most famous serial killer to have never been known. Scott Doubtfrank.
Jordan: Did you say Doubtfrank? That's Mrs. Doubtfrank.
Scott un-gags Mrs. Doubtfrank.
Scott: Mum?
Mrs. Doubtfrank: Little Scotty, it's you.
Scott: Mum, you're alive!
Mrs. Doubtfrank: And so is your father, he's right next to me.
Scott ungags Frank.
Scott and Jordan: Dad?
Frank: Yes Scott, it's me.
Scott: Oh mum, dad. I can't believe you're alive.
Ass: Ok, so did I actually kill anyone?
Suddenly two gun-shots are heard and Frank and Mrs. Doubtfrank are both shot dead. We see it was John who shot them. John quickly passes the gun to Jordan.
John: Oh my god! He killed them!
Scott looks at Jordan angrily.
Jordan: What? I did not you liar, he did! Oh wait, hey, I've got the gun.
He holds out the gun at Scott and John.
John: Jordan, you couldn't kill us. You're not a killer, that's my job.
Scott: And mine.
John: And his.
Scott: You can't do it, can you? He can't do it. Jordan: Like hell I can't!
Jordan holds the gun at John and pulls the trigger. Nothing happens. John starts laughing.
John: Oh man that was priceless. He had the look. He thought he was going to save the day!
Scott also starts laughing.
Scott (mockingly): Like hell I can't!
The front door bursts open and a girl comes walking in.
Girl: Hey mum, I brought a cheese-cake. Oh is this 26 Carpenter Drive?
Scott: No that's three blocks down.
Girl: Oh, ok, thanks.
She closes the door behind her. We see Ass reach into a cupboard and reach for something. He pulls out an axe. John walks over to him.
John: What are you doing?
Ass swings the axe at him and chops off his head. It rolls away.
Scott: John! Are you alright?
John's body feels around for his head. He picks it up and puts it back on.
John: I'm fine.
He walks towards Ass.
John: You really shouldn't have done that!
Scott: Ah, John we've got a problem.
John: What!
Scott: Where's the other one gone?
John looks around.
John: Go find him!
Scott runs into the dining room and looks around. He hears a cough and he slowly opens a cupboard. Jordan comes running from behind him and tries to stab him with an umbrella. Scott: An umbrella? Now come on, do you really expect that to do anything?
Scott pushes Jordan down onto the TV room floor. Scott then jumps on top of him.
Scott: I always had a thing for you Jordan!
He starts strangling Jordan. Jordan feels around on the table. He misses the knife, the brick and the pot-plant. He grabs a banana and shoves it on Scott's head.
Scott: Oh, you got banana in my hair!
Jordan jumps up and pushes the TV onto Scott's head.
Scott: Ow!
Jordan looks down at Scott's body.
Jordan: You're dead.
The TV on Scott's head turns on and Scott's face is on the screen. He stands up.
Scott: Not quite.
Scott starts trying to pull the TV off his head. John comes running in holding Ass.
John: Scott, are you okay?
Scott: I just can't get this damn thing off my HEAD! (He accidentally turns up the volume on the TV as he tries to pull it off his head)
He keeps trying to pull it off. We see he pressed the mute button and he tries to talk. Then we see him swearing in mute. He finally pulls the TV off his head.
Scott: Oh, I felt like such an idiot with that box on my head!
He grabs Jordan by the neck.
John: Now you are going to pay!
They all walk back to the hallway. John slits Ass's arm and Ass falls to the ground in pain. Scott gives Jordan to John to hold. He backs up and then runs towards Jordan with the knife. At the last second Jordan moves out of the way and Scott accidentally stabs John.
Scott: Oh no! John!
He kneels beside John.
John: Scott.
Scott: Yes.
John: I hate you so much.
John dies. Scott gets up and stabs Jordan. Ass kicks him and Scott falls outside. We see Ass go into a cupboard. He comes towards the door. Ass stands at the door.
Ass: Come and get me.
Scott stands up and runs towards Ass with his knife. Ass suddenly reveals he is holding a chain-saw and he starts it up and shoves it into Scott's stomach. Blood spurts everywhere. Scott is dead. Ass just stands outside for a while holding the chainsaw and trying to take in everything that's happened. Jordan staggers over to him, holding his stab wound. He comes up behind Ass.
Jordan: We made it.
Ass turns around to see Jordan and accidentally brings the chainsaw with him. The chainsaw goes into Jordan and blood again spurts everywhere. Jordan is dead. We zoom out and Ass looks around at all the dead bodies surrounding him. A police siren is heard. Ass puts the chainsaw down and runs away.
THE END.
Credit: Written by Martin Kick