Harry and Hermione Hoedown
Auror: I went to the movies, just the other night.
I saw Harry Potter, much to my delight.
As I was leaving well, who should I see?
But Mum and Dad snogging up in a tree!
Harry: Hogwarts is my home forever, it will always be.
I'm the one who's know as the son of James and Lily.
When I'm not studying or playing Quiddich,
I'm in a closet "scratching" Hermione's "itch."
Mione: People always kid me because I'm a muggleborn.
They are just jealous, and full of hate and scorn.
No one's ever going to score like this old witch,
And now I'm known, as Harry Potter's B***h!
Ron: For the past seven years, we were a trio.
But all of that changed, when we went to Rio.
Now I'm stuck, in the middle of it all,
And now I'm forced to watch them do it in the hall!
All: Watch them do it in the hall!