Goku: Hello, my Bulma and I would like to buy a bed, please.
Yamcha: Certainly sir, I'll get someone to help you.
Bulma: Thank you.
Yamcha: Goten!
Goten: Can I help you, sir?
Goku: Yes, we'd like a bed, a double bed, and I wondered if you'd got one for about fifty pounds.
Goten: Oh no, I'm afraid not, sir. Our cheapest bed is eight hundred pounds, sir.
Goku & Bulma: Eight hundred pounds?
Yamcha: Excuse me, sir, but before I go, I ought to have told you that Goten does tend to exaggerate. Every figure he gives you will be ten times too high.
Goku: I see.
Yamcha: Otherwise he's perfectly all right.
Goku: I see. Er... your cheapest double bed then is eighty pounds?
Goten: Eight hundred pounds, yes, sir.
Goku: I see. And how wide is it?
Goten: It's sixty feet wide.
Goku: Yes...
Bulma: (whispers) Sixty feet!
Goku: (whispers) Six foot wide, you see.
Bulma: (whispers) Oh.
Goku: ...and the length?
Goten: The length is ... er ... just a moment. Yamcha, what is the length of the Comfidown Majorette?
Yamcha: Ah. Two foot long.
Goku: Two foot long?
Goten: Yes, remembering of course that you have to multiply everything Yamcha says by three. It's nothing he can help, you understand. Otherwise he's perfectly all right.
Goku: I see, I'm sorry.
Goten: But it does mean that when he says a bed is two foot long, it is in fact sixty foot long, all right?
Goku: Yes, I see.
Goten: That's without the mattress, of course.
Goku: How much is that?
Goten: Er, Yamcha will be able to tell you that. Yamcha! Could you show these twenty good people the dog kennels, please?
Goku: Dog kennels? No, no, the mattresses!
Goten: I'm sorry, you have to say 'dog kennel' to Yamcha, because if you say 'mattress' he puts a bucket* over his head. I should have explained. Otherwise he's perfectly all right .
Goku: Oh. Ah. I see. Er, excuse me, could you show us the dog kennels, please, hm?
Yamcha: Dog kennels?
Goku: Yes, we want to look at the dog kennels, hm.
Yamcha: Ah yes, well that's the pets' department, second floor.
Goku: No, no, no, we want to see the DOG KENNELS.
Yamcha: (irritated) Yes, second floor.
Goku: No, we don't want to see dog kennels, it's just that Goten said that...
Yamcha: Oh dear, what's he been telling you now?
Goku: Well, he said we should say 'dog kennels' instead of saying 'mattresses'. (Yamcha puts bucket on his head)
Goku: Oh dear. Hello? Hello? Hello?
Goten: (approaching) Did you say 'mattress'?
Goku: Well, yes, er...
Yamcha: (muffled) I'm not coming out!
Goten: I did *ask* you not to say 'mattress', didn't I?
Goku: But I mean, er...
Yamcha: (muffled) I'm not!
Goku: Oh.
Goten: Now I've got to get him to the fish tank and sing.
Goku: Oh.
Goten: (sings) And did those feet, in ancient time...
Trunks: (walking up, hearing the singing) Oh dear, did somebody say mattress to Yamcha?
Goku: Yes, I did. (Trunks gives nasty look at Goku)
Goten: (still singing) ...walk upon England's mountains green... (Trunks joins in) ...and was the Holy Lamb of God... (Yamcha removes bucket; Goten and Vegeta immediately stop singing; Trunks leaves.)
Goten: He should be all right now, but don't...you know...*don't*!
Goku: No, no. (to Yamcha) Excuse me, could we see the dog kennels please?
Yamcha: (irritated) Yes, pets department, second floor.
Goku: No, no, no. Those dog kennels, like that. You see?
Yamcha: Mattresses?
Goku: (relieved) Yes.
Yamcha: But if you want a mattress, why not say 'mattress'?
Goku: (nervously) Ha ha, I mean...
Yamcha: I mean, it's a little confusing for me when you say 'dog kennel' if you want a mattress. Why not just say 'mattress'?
Goku: But you put a bucket over your head last time we said 'mattress'. (Yamcha puts the bucket over his head again)
Goten: (running on the scene again) Oh dear! (stands in box and sings) And did those feet...
Trunks: (to Goku) We *did* ask! (Trunks & Goten sing together) ...in ancient times, walk upon England's mountains green... (singing continues throughout the next few lines of dialogue)
Vegeta: (running in) Did somebody say 'mattress' to Yamcha? (Trunks points angrily towards Goku and Bulma)
Goten: *Twice*!
Vegeta: (shouting throughout the store) Hey, everybody! Somebody said 'mattress' to Yamcha -- *twice*! (joins in the singing) (Organ music swells and they carry on singing)
Goten: It's not working, we need more! (The entire Mormon Tabernacle Choir begins to sing in the background. Sounds of water splashing; eventually Yamcha removes the bucket again and they stop singing)
Yamcha: I'm sorry, can I help you?
Bulma: (brightly) We want a mattress! (Yamcha puts the bucket over his head again. Goten, Goku and Vegeta all groan and glare accusingly at Bulma)
Bulma: But it's my only line!!! Note: In the television version it was a paper bag; on the album version it was a bucket (better sound effects?).
Yamcha: Certainly sir, I'll get someone to help you.
Bulma: Thank you.
Yamcha: Goten!
Goten: Can I help you, sir?
Goku: Yes, we'd like a bed, a double bed, and I wondered if you'd got one for about fifty pounds.
Goten: Oh no, I'm afraid not, sir. Our cheapest bed is eight hundred pounds, sir.
Goku & Bulma: Eight hundred pounds?
Yamcha: Excuse me, sir, but before I go, I ought to have told you that Goten does tend to exaggerate. Every figure he gives you will be ten times too high.
Goku: I see.
Yamcha: Otherwise he's perfectly all right.
Goku: I see. Er... your cheapest double bed then is eighty pounds?
Goten: Eight hundred pounds, yes, sir.
Goku: I see. And how wide is it?
Goten: It's sixty feet wide.
Goku: Yes...
Bulma: (whispers) Sixty feet!
Goku: (whispers) Six foot wide, you see.
Bulma: (whispers) Oh.
Goku: ...and the length?
Goten: The length is ... er ... just a moment. Yamcha, what is the length of the Comfidown Majorette?
Yamcha: Ah. Two foot long.
Goku: Two foot long?
Goten: Yes, remembering of course that you have to multiply everything Yamcha says by three. It's nothing he can help, you understand. Otherwise he's perfectly all right.
Goku: I see, I'm sorry.
Goten: But it does mean that when he says a bed is two foot long, it is in fact sixty foot long, all right?
Goku: Yes, I see.
Goten: That's without the mattress, of course.
Goku: How much is that?
Goten: Er, Yamcha will be able to tell you that. Yamcha! Could you show these twenty good people the dog kennels, please?
Goku: Dog kennels? No, no, the mattresses!
Goten: I'm sorry, you have to say 'dog kennel' to Yamcha, because if you say 'mattress' he puts a bucket* over his head. I should have explained. Otherwise he's perfectly all right .
Goku: Oh. Ah. I see. Er, excuse me, could you show us the dog kennels, please, hm?
Yamcha: Dog kennels?
Goku: Yes, we want to look at the dog kennels, hm.
Yamcha: Ah yes, well that's the pets' department, second floor.
Goku: No, no, no, we want to see the DOG KENNELS.
Yamcha: (irritated) Yes, second floor.
Goku: No, we don't want to see dog kennels, it's just that Goten said that...
Yamcha: Oh dear, what's he been telling you now?
Goku: Well, he said we should say 'dog kennels' instead of saying 'mattresses'. (Yamcha puts bucket on his head)
Goku: Oh dear. Hello? Hello? Hello?
Goten: (approaching) Did you say 'mattress'?
Goku: Well, yes, er...
Yamcha: (muffled) I'm not coming out!
Goten: I did *ask* you not to say 'mattress', didn't I?
Goku: But I mean, er...
Yamcha: (muffled) I'm not!
Goku: Oh.
Goten: Now I've got to get him to the fish tank and sing.
Goku: Oh.
Goten: (sings) And did those feet, in ancient time...
Trunks: (walking up, hearing the singing) Oh dear, did somebody say mattress to Yamcha?
Goku: Yes, I did. (Trunks gives nasty look at Goku)
Goten: (still singing) ...walk upon England's mountains green... (Trunks joins in) ...and was the Holy Lamb of God... (Yamcha removes bucket; Goten and Vegeta immediately stop singing; Trunks leaves.)
Goten: He should be all right now, but don't...you know...*don't*!
Goku: No, no. (to Yamcha) Excuse me, could we see the dog kennels please?
Yamcha: (irritated) Yes, pets department, second floor.
Goku: No, no, no. Those dog kennels, like that. You see?
Yamcha: Mattresses?
Goku: (relieved) Yes.
Yamcha: But if you want a mattress, why not say 'mattress'?
Goku: (nervously) Ha ha, I mean...
Yamcha: I mean, it's a little confusing for me when you say 'dog kennel' if you want a mattress. Why not just say 'mattress'?
Goku: But you put a bucket over your head last time we said 'mattress'. (Yamcha puts the bucket over his head again)
Goten: (running on the scene again) Oh dear! (stands in box and sings) And did those feet...
Trunks: (to Goku) We *did* ask! (Trunks & Goten sing together) ...in ancient times, walk upon England's mountains green... (singing continues throughout the next few lines of dialogue)
Vegeta: (running in) Did somebody say 'mattress' to Yamcha? (Trunks points angrily towards Goku and Bulma)
Goten: *Twice*!
Vegeta: (shouting throughout the store) Hey, everybody! Somebody said 'mattress' to Yamcha -- *twice*! (joins in the singing) (Organ music swells and they carry on singing)
Goten: It's not working, we need more! (The entire Mormon Tabernacle Choir begins to sing in the background. Sounds of water splashing; eventually Yamcha removes the bucket again and they stop singing)
Yamcha: I'm sorry, can I help you?
Bulma: (brightly) We want a mattress! (Yamcha puts the bucket over his head again. Goten, Goku and Vegeta all groan and glare accusingly at Bulma)
Bulma: But it's my only line!!! Note: In the television version it was a paper bag; on the album version it was a bucket (better sound effects?).