(Cut to judges' robing room. Both Judges talking in a very camp voice)
Goten: Well, I was ever so glad they abolished hanging, you know, because
that black cap just didn't suit me.
Vegeta: Yes. Do you remember the Glasgow treason trial?
Goten: Oh yes, I wore a body stocking all through it.
Vegeta: No, hen, with the party afterwards.
Goten: Oh, that's right. You were walking out with that very butch Clerk of the Court.
Vegeta: That's right. Ooh, he made me want to turn Queen's evidence. (Superimposed credits. Theme tune heard quietly as judges continue.)
Goten: Oh, me too. One summing up and I'm anybody's.
Vegeta: Anyway, Bailie Anderson.
Goten: Ooh, her?
Vegeta: Yes. She's so strict. She was on at me for giving dolly sentences, you know, specially in that arson case.
Goten: What was the verdict?
Vegeta: They preferred the brown wig.
Goten: Mm. I love the Scottish Assizes. I know what they mean by a really well-hung jury.
Vegeta: Oohl Get back in the wittess box, you're too sharp to live!
Goten: I'll smack your little botty!
Vegeta: Ooh! and again.
Goten: Have you tried that new body rub JP's use?
Vegeta: 1 had a magistrate in Bradford yesterday.
Goten: Funnily enough I felt like one in a lunchtime recess today. (credits end) But the ones I really like are those voice over announcers on the BBC after the programrues are over.
Vegeta: Oh, aye, of course, they're as bent as safety pins.
Goten: I know, but they've got beautiful speaking voices, haven't they? 'And now a choice of viewing on BBC Television.'
Vegeta: 'Here are tonight's football results.'
Goten and Vegeta: Mmm. (Fade out.)
Vegeta: Yes. Do you remember the Glasgow treason trial?
Goten: Oh yes, I wore a body stocking all through it.
Vegeta: No, hen, with the party afterwards.
Goten: Oh, that's right. You were walking out with that very butch Clerk of the Court.
Vegeta: That's right. Ooh, he made me want to turn Queen's evidence. (Superimposed credits. Theme tune heard quietly as judges continue.)
Goten: Oh, me too. One summing up and I'm anybody's.
Vegeta: Anyway, Bailie Anderson.
Goten: Ooh, her?
Vegeta: Yes. She's so strict. She was on at me for giving dolly sentences, you know, specially in that arson case.
Goten: What was the verdict?
Vegeta: They preferred the brown wig.
Goten: Mm. I love the Scottish Assizes. I know what they mean by a really well-hung jury.
Vegeta: Oohl Get back in the wittess box, you're too sharp to live!
Goten: I'll smack your little botty!
Vegeta: Ooh! and again.
Goten: Have you tried that new body rub JP's use?
Vegeta: 1 had a magistrate in Bradford yesterday.
Goten: Funnily enough I felt like one in a lunchtime recess today. (credits end) But the ones I really like are those voice over announcers on the BBC after the programrues are over.
Vegeta: Oh, aye, of course, they're as bent as safety pins.
Goten: I know, but they've got beautiful speaking voices, haven't they? 'And now a choice of viewing on BBC Television.'
Vegeta: 'Here are tonight's football results.'
Goten and Vegeta: Mmm. (Fade out.)