Okay, okay, there's been some confusion about whether my past haikus are, in fact, haikus. Yes, I know they are poems that go-first line, 5 syllables, second line, 7 syllables, third line, 5 syllables, and I have been following that format. I think the problem is that I'm doing 3 haikus per chapter-get it? I'm doing three different haikus for one subject/chapter. Okay? And by the way, this is from Zelda's pov.

Disclaimer: I found Mr. Hineysniff again ^-^

Pretty Things

I like pretty things

That sparkle and glow and shine

They make me pretty

Oh dear goddesses

He ate all my precious things

Mr. Hineysniff

Curse that dumb monkey

Deku you are in trouble

I must now give pain

^-^'' hee hee.in my defense I have a cold and my brain isn't functioning so you can't blame me for writing this. Well, you can, but that would make you mean. Please r+r!