The sketch:
Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned
helmets on. A man and his wife enter.
Goten: You sit here, dear.
Yamcha: All right.
Goten: (to Goku) Morning!
Goku: Morning!
Goten: Well, what've you got?
Goku: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: (starting to chant) Spam spam spam spam...
Goku: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: (singing) Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Goku: ...or Lobster Thermidor au Crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale Gotenner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Yamcha: Have you got anything without spam?
Goku: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Yamcha: I don't want ANY spam!
Goten: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Yamcha: THAT'S got spam in it!
Goten: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
Yamcha: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Goku: Urgghh!
Yamcha: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Goku: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Goku: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Yamcha: (shrieks) I don't like spam!
Goten: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: (singing) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Goku: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Goten: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Goku: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (singing elaborately) Spam, spam, spam, spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spaaam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam. Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Spa-a-a- a-a-a-a-am! Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Lovely spam! (Lovely spam!) Lovely spam! (Lovely spam!) Lovely spaaam! Spam, spam, spam, spaaaaam!
Yamcha: All right.
Goten: (to Goku) Morning!
Goku: Morning!
Goten: Well, what've you got?
Goku: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: (starting to chant) Spam spam spam spam...
Goku: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: (singing) Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Goku: ...or Lobster Thermidor au Crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale Gotenner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Yamcha: Have you got anything without spam?
Goku: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Yamcha: I don't want ANY spam!
Goten: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Yamcha: THAT'S got spam in it!
Goten: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
Yamcha: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Goku: Urgghh!
Yamcha: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Goku: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Goku: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Yamcha: (shrieks) I don't like spam!
Goten: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: (singing) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Goku: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Goten: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Goku: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (singing elaborately) Spam, spam, spam, spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spaaam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam. Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Spa-a-a- a-a-a-a-am! Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Lovely spam! (Lovely spam!) Lovely spam! (Lovely spam!) Lovely spaaam! Spam, spam, spam, spaaaaam!