[gurgle] Piccolo: There it is!

Trunks: The Bridge of Death!

Krillin: Oh, great. Trunks: Look! There's the old man from scene twenty-four! Gohan: What is he doing here? Trunks: He is the keeper of the Bridge of Death. He asks each traveller five questions--

Piccolo: Three questions.

Trunks: Three questions. He who answers the five questions--

Piccolo: Three questions.

Trunks: Three questions may cross in safety.

Krillin: What if you get a question wrong?

Trunks: Then you are cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.

Krillin: Oh, I won't go.

Piccolo: Who's going to answer the questions?

Trunks: Sir Krillin!

Krillin: Yes?

Trunks: Brave Sir Krillin, you go.

Krillin: Hey! I've got a great idea. Why doesn't Tien go?

Tien: Yes. Let me go, my liege. I will take him single-handed. I shall make a feint to the north-east that s--

Trunks: No, no. No. Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! Just answer the five questions--

Piccolo: Three questions.

Trunks: Three questions as best you can, and we shall watch... and pray.

Tien: I understand, my liege.

Trunks: Good luck, brave Sir Tien. God be with you. Kami: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.

Tien: Ask me the questions, Kami. I am not afraid.

Kami: What... is your name?

Tien: My name is 'Sir Tien of Camelot'.

Kami: What... is your quest?

Tien: To seek the Holy Grail.

Kami: What... is your favourite colour?

Tien: Blue.

Kami: Right. Off you go.

Tien: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.

Krillin: That's easy!

Kami: Stop! Who approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.

Krillin: Ask me the questions, Kami. I'm not afraid.

Kami: What... is your name?

Krillin: 'Sir Krillin of Camelot'.

Kami: What... is your quest?

Krillin: To seek the Holy Grail.

Kami: What... is the capital of Assyria? [pause]

Krillin: I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!

Kami: Stop! What... is your name?

Piccolo: 'Sir Piccolo of Camelot'.

Kami: What... is your quest?

Piccolo: I seek the Grail.

Kami: What... is your favourite colour?

Piccolo: Blue. No, yel-- auuuuuuuugh!

Kami: Hee hee heh. Stop! What... is your name?

Trunks: It is 'Trunks', Prince of the Sayjins.

Kami: What... is your quest?

Trunks: To seek the Holy Grail.

Kami: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Trunks: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

Kami: Huh? I-- I don't know that. Auuuuuuuugh!

Gohan: How do know so much about swallows?

Trunks: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know. [suspenseful music]