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Chapter 8.

A/N: I am WELL sorry it took so long. But I've been on loads of holidays, but its out and I hope you like it! J

"Jacob, we've got to talk…see, I'm your cousin!" Louise blurted at a cabbage posing to be Jacob.

"You can't just come straight out with it!" Daz cried exasperated.

"OK! OK! I know! Look, Jacob, I went to my aunt's house, she was drunk, your father was there, and she confessed that she's your mum which means you're my cousin so back off!" Louise picked up the cabbage and chucked it at the wall. Daz sighed and added the cabbage to a pile of cabbages in the corner of the room. She then made another magically appear out of thin air, produced a black marker from the inside of her robes and drew a little face on the cabbage and placed it infront of Louise.

"Try it again," Daz said calmly.

"I don't want to! Just stop it with the stupid cabbage, I'll just say it to his stupid face!" Louise scowled.

"So I suppose he's free now?" Daz said jokingly. Louise picked up her pillow and whacked Daz round the head with it, "Rather me than Lucy,"

"But you can marry your cousin, it's not incest…is it?" Louise looked at Daz with puppy-dog eyes.

"When I was staying with this old woman I watched this horrible old costume drama on a tilivizon-"

"Television"

"Yeah, television. Anyway, they all married cousins in that. So I suppose it's OK, just if you have children and they have webbed feet or two heads or something, don't complain to me!" Daz grinned.

Louise and Daz were laughing their heads off when Lucy walked in with Hannah Lectar.

"They look like they're having fun," Hannah said jealously.

"They can have as much fun as they want! We're best friends now aren't we?" Lucy linked her arm furiously through Hannah's. Hannah started back at Louise and Daz wondering how they could be best friends and not get on each others nerves.

"Yes. We are best friends Lucy," Hannah said dully. This made Louise and Daz laugh more.

Lucy dragged Hannah out of the bedroom.

"Did you see her face?!" Daz cried.

"Which one? Hannah looked jealous and Lucy looked ready to kill!" Louise spluttered.

"OK, you'd best go and talk to Jacob now," Daz said snapping out of the laughter.

"Oh! Daz's becoming the responsible one!" Louise laughed. Daz giggled and jumped up and sprang onto the door.

"Go on," she said opening it.

"You're better than my old friend. She was trying to talk to him, not persuade me to talk to him!" But Louise got up and walked out of Gryffindor Common and along to the library where she knew Jacob would be.

"Hello Jacob," Louise said shyly.

"You all right?" Jacob lent over to kiss Louise on the cheek. She recoiled and stepped back.

"What's up?" he asked.

"Nothing!" Louise said quickly.

"No. There is definitely something wrong!" Jacob cried.

"No there's not! Cut me some slack!" Louise shouted.

"Jeez! What's up with you?" Jacob raised an eyebrow, "your always trying to bite my head off!"

"We've only been going out for 3days! How can this have happened?" Louise yelled. Hang on a minute, I'm supposed to be breaking us up, not trying to keep us together!

"Yeah, that's right!" Louise said quickly, "you always get on my nerves, and do something stupid!"

"Well I'm sorry. Forgive me?" Jacob went to hug Louise. She quickly dodged out of the way.

"I'm not in the mood for hugs now," Louise said shrilly.

Jacob shrugged, "Whatever," He sat down, "so what's going on? Is it me?"

"No. Yes.… Maybe?" Louise flung her hands in the air, "oh my gosh! You…you…I don't know?"

Jacob scowled, "what the hell is up with you today?"

"Nothing," Louise lied.

"There's something up so just tell me!" Jacob started walking along the corridor away from Louise.

"I don't how to say this!" Louise shouted after him, "but you're my cousin!"

Jacob turned and stared. Louise sniffed and ran in the opposite direction. She needed to get as far away as she could from here.

"So how'd he take it?" Daz asked. They were back in the Gryffindor Common room.

"Honestly. I didn't stick around to watch. I ran and ended up in Divination, I had to explain to a very confuse Professor Randolaw why I was going to lessons in the Easter Holidays!" Louise laughed.

"Really? You got all the way to Divination? I always get lost on the way to Divination! Maybe when term starts again and I have to go to Divination I'll just run blindly through the corridors and see where I end up!" Daz started talking random nonsense to herself.

"What are you on about?" Louise asked.

"I don't know!" Daz ran up the stairs up to the girls' dormitories.

"I've got to go and see Professor Grant (new head teacher), I want to go home," Louise replied blankly when they were in their rooms.

Thanks to: Satans Little Princess There you go. Write some more.

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