::Chapter two::Inuyasha's New Haircut::
Okay this is the chapter you guys were waiting for. This is totally funny! Enjoy!
While the day was still young,the plan was about to begin into action!...
Kagome: Okay Shippo, what you're gonna do is check on 'sleepy dim-wit' Inuyasha.
Shippo: Okie dokie Smokie!*jumps off the tree branch*
Kagome: Okay I'm going home to get the scissors,and the dye. You guys take your possitions.*jumps off of the tree* and I'll be back asap.
Miroku:*jumps down after her,and falls on his face* Ka...go...me...don't...leave...me...ow...pain...bit...my...lip...
Kagome: Oh, shut up! You're not a baby, you're a perverted hippo-butt freak with a hole on your palm,and you can't get out of a tree right! That calls for the patted wall treatment!
Miroku: Atleast I don't wear pink underpants...w-with baby blue bunnies!! *sticks out tongue at kagome*
Kagome:*steps on his tounge* Now you defenitly need to shut up more or you'd be eating rubber day and night!
Miroku: Thes Tham.....Outh....
Kagome: I'll be back you guys *steps off of Miroku's tounge*
Sango and Kaede waved bye to Kagome
Sango: See, Miroku, that's what you get when your gandfather is perverted and hands it down to you.
Miroku: Well, you gotta admit...the old man's got talent. *smirks as if bragging*
Kaede:*takes her walking stick and hits miroku over the head with it*
Miroku:*falls down head first* .............ouch.............
Sango:*takes two rocks and throws them at Miroku* AND TWO FOR FLINCHING YOU PSYCHOPATIC, AIR-HEADED, FASHION-DISABLED AMAZON (censored)!!!
Miroku: ..And...I thought......you.........loved me!!!! *starts to cry like a baby* Waahhaaahh!:(( *starts sucking on thumb*
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Everyone is back together again to do their wonderful trickory. Shippo leads his friends to a lake surrounded by many enchanting trees that were so large, you could build a house in them. They found the snoring-like- he-was-weezing-instead-of-sleeping-baby, Inuyasha.
Miroku:*starts to snicker louder and louder as thy move closer to Inuyasha*
Kaede:*hits Miroku with walking stick between the eyes* shut-up, you wrinkled elephant's butt.
Miroku:*eyes get wide, pupil of eyes tightened to small dots, starts to scream a loud whisper* WRINKLED?! YOU SHOULDN'T BE TALKING! LOOKED IN THE MIRROR LATELY, BIG MAMA'S HOUSE?!
Kaede: Big mama's house? Is that all you got?.....
Kagome: Why don't you two stop fighting? We got a trick we have to pull! So get busy!
Miroku:*runs to a nearby tree and starts peeing on it*
Kagome: Miroku, I know this isn't supposed to be my business, but what the heck are you doing relieving yourself on a tree?
Miroku: But I'm doing what you told me to do.....
Kagome: And what's that? I didn't tell you to use a tree as an outhouse.
Miroku: Yea, you did.....you told me to get busy, so I did.
Kagome, Kaede, Sango, and Shippo:*puts their heads down and silently pray for Miroku's empty, unintelligent, stoopidity brain to develop into a smart one*
Kagome sneaks up on Inuyasha now. A pair of scissors in one hand, and the bottles of purple and pink colored dye in the other. Sango is on the other side of Inuyasha making sure he wouldn't open his eyes.
Kagome:*snipps a huge piece of Inuyasha's hair*
Inuyasha:*rolls on his side, curls up in a ball, and says dreamily and like a baby* .....mommy.....*sucks on thumb*
Sango:*takes another pair of scissors and cuts another chunk of hair.*
fifteen minutes of cutting Inuyasha's hair was done, and all they needed to do was dye his hair. Sango couldn't help but giggle at the sleeping demon's hair......he was bald, excluding the line of hair from the fore-head to the neck, and his adorable ears.
Kagome and Sango:*Quickly runs back to the tree, laughs as hard as they could, stops, then runs back to dye Inuyasha's hair*
Kagome: Okay, Sango, here's the purple dye *hands sango the purple dye* and dye your side this color.
Sango: Okay......wait.......why do I have to have purple?
Kagome: Because the pink matches my pink underwear *sticks out tongue*
They carefully poured dye all over his hair, making it look like purple and pink tie-dye.
Sango: They are really going to love this *giggles*
Kagome: Yea *giggles*
Sango: It says to wait thirty minutes to dry completly
Kagome: Okay. Well, I guess we're done. Let's go *evil laughter*
Sango:*evil laughter*
Kagome:*stops evil laughing and glares at Sango*
Sango:*stops evil laughing* .....sorry...
Kagome: Only I can evil laugh. You just helped me, that's all.
Sango:*mutters* brat......
Kagome and Sango:*Walks back to Kaede's house*
Kagome: By the way, Sango......I heard that....
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Thirty minutes later, Kagome, Sango, Kaede, Shippo, and not to mention the numbnutt, Miroku, sat at the diner table, eating their lunch and talking about last year's April Fools. Last year's trick was not as good as they thought it would, but this year....they could not stop thinking about it. THIS IS SOOOOOO EXCITING!
Kaede: I bet you anything, that I can cook better than Kagome!
Kagome: What?! Don't I feel so loved! *starts to fake cry*
Shippo:*looks at clock* Hey, ya'll. Thirty minutes are up. Inuyasha must be hungry by now----
Inuyasha:*comes into the door before Shippo can finish his sentence* Got some food? I'm starving! *stomach growls feircefully (like a lion)* See? Did you hear that? My stomach growls like a lion! Hehe!
Everybody:*jaws are dropped wide open to the floor*
Kaede: Oh, by the way Inuyasha...*stutters a bit* K-Kagome says she s- sensed-d a-a shard in a m-mirror at the t-tailors.
Shippo: Uh...u-um, yea, I mean yea! *stares at the baldness*
Inuyasha: Really! A SHARD! Oh, doody! *runs out the door...5 minutes later......comes back inside* Aren't you guys coming with me?
Kagome: No thanks. We'll stay right here and finish our lovely lunches. *smiles a fake smile*
Inuyasha: Okay then. You'll just miss out on all the fun! *runs back out the door
Kagome and everyone else sighed with pity on Inuyasha.
Miroku: Aww...what the heck!
*Everybody started laughing*
Ten minutes later they hear Inuyasha's girlish screeching scream
Inuyasha: *shreiking*I'LL KILL WHOEVER DID THIS TO ME!!!!!
Everybody:*staring blankly at each other* ............................................................................ ...................................................................
Jessica: I hoped you really liked this one! If you didn't think it's funny that's okay...atleast it was close to funny...*bows gracefully* Thank you,thank you! I love you all!
Next Chapter: ::Inuyasha gets back::
Okay this is the chapter you guys were waiting for. This is totally funny! Enjoy!
While the day was still young,the plan was about to begin into action!...
Kagome: Okay Shippo, what you're gonna do is check on 'sleepy dim-wit' Inuyasha.
Shippo: Okie dokie Smokie!*jumps off the tree branch*
Kagome: Okay I'm going home to get the scissors,and the dye. You guys take your possitions.*jumps off of the tree* and I'll be back asap.
Miroku:*jumps down after her,and falls on his face* Ka...go...me...don't...leave...me...ow...pain...bit...my...lip...
Kagome: Oh, shut up! You're not a baby, you're a perverted hippo-butt freak with a hole on your palm,and you can't get out of a tree right! That calls for the patted wall treatment!
Miroku: Atleast I don't wear pink underpants...w-with baby blue bunnies!! *sticks out tongue at kagome*
Kagome:*steps on his tounge* Now you defenitly need to shut up more or you'd be eating rubber day and night!
Miroku: Thes Tham.....Outh....
Kagome: I'll be back you guys *steps off of Miroku's tounge*
Sango and Kaede waved bye to Kagome
Sango: See, Miroku, that's what you get when your gandfather is perverted and hands it down to you.
Miroku: Well, you gotta admit...the old man's got talent. *smirks as if bragging*
Kaede:*takes her walking stick and hits miroku over the head with it*
Miroku:*falls down head first* .............ouch.............
Sango:*takes two rocks and throws them at Miroku* AND TWO FOR FLINCHING YOU PSYCHOPATIC, AIR-HEADED, FASHION-DISABLED AMAZON (censored)!!!
Miroku: ..And...I thought......you.........loved me!!!! *starts to cry like a baby* Waahhaaahh!:(( *starts sucking on thumb*
............................................................................ ...................................................................
Everyone is back together again to do their wonderful trickory. Shippo leads his friends to a lake surrounded by many enchanting trees that were so large, you could build a house in them. They found the snoring-like- he-was-weezing-instead-of-sleeping-baby, Inuyasha.
Miroku:*starts to snicker louder and louder as thy move closer to Inuyasha*
Kaede:*hits Miroku with walking stick between the eyes* shut-up, you wrinkled elephant's butt.
Miroku:*eyes get wide, pupil of eyes tightened to small dots, starts to scream a loud whisper* WRINKLED?! YOU SHOULDN'T BE TALKING! LOOKED IN THE MIRROR LATELY, BIG MAMA'S HOUSE?!
Kaede: Big mama's house? Is that all you got?.....
Kagome: Why don't you two stop fighting? We got a trick we have to pull! So get busy!
Miroku:*runs to a nearby tree and starts peeing on it*
Kagome: Miroku, I know this isn't supposed to be my business, but what the heck are you doing relieving yourself on a tree?
Miroku: But I'm doing what you told me to do.....
Kagome: And what's that? I didn't tell you to use a tree as an outhouse.
Miroku: Yea, you did.....you told me to get busy, so I did.
Kagome, Kaede, Sango, and Shippo:*puts their heads down and silently pray for Miroku's empty, unintelligent, stoopidity brain to develop into a smart one*
Kagome sneaks up on Inuyasha now. A pair of scissors in one hand, and the bottles of purple and pink colored dye in the other. Sango is on the other side of Inuyasha making sure he wouldn't open his eyes.
Kagome:*snipps a huge piece of Inuyasha's hair*
Inuyasha:*rolls on his side, curls up in a ball, and says dreamily and like a baby* .....mommy.....*sucks on thumb*
Sango:*takes another pair of scissors and cuts another chunk of hair.*
fifteen minutes of cutting Inuyasha's hair was done, and all they needed to do was dye his hair. Sango couldn't help but giggle at the sleeping demon's hair......he was bald, excluding the line of hair from the fore-head to the neck, and his adorable ears.
Kagome and Sango:*Quickly runs back to the tree, laughs as hard as they could, stops, then runs back to dye Inuyasha's hair*
Kagome: Okay, Sango, here's the purple dye *hands sango the purple dye* and dye your side this color.
Sango: Okay......wait.......why do I have to have purple?
Kagome: Because the pink matches my pink underwear *sticks out tongue*
They carefully poured dye all over his hair, making it look like purple and pink tie-dye.
Sango: They are really going to love this *giggles*
Kagome: Yea *giggles*
Sango: It says to wait thirty minutes to dry completly
Kagome: Okay. Well, I guess we're done. Let's go *evil laughter*
Sango:*evil laughter*
Kagome:*stops evil laughing and glares at Sango*
Sango:*stops evil laughing* .....sorry...
Kagome: Only I can evil laugh. You just helped me, that's all.
Sango:*mutters* brat......
Kagome and Sango:*Walks back to Kaede's house*
Kagome: By the way, Sango......I heard that....
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Thirty minutes later, Kagome, Sango, Kaede, Shippo, and not to mention the numbnutt, Miroku, sat at the diner table, eating their lunch and talking about last year's April Fools. Last year's trick was not as good as they thought it would, but this year....they could not stop thinking about it. THIS IS SOOOOOO EXCITING!
Kaede: I bet you anything, that I can cook better than Kagome!
Kagome: What?! Don't I feel so loved! *starts to fake cry*
Shippo:*looks at clock* Hey, ya'll. Thirty minutes are up. Inuyasha must be hungry by now----
Inuyasha:*comes into the door before Shippo can finish his sentence* Got some food? I'm starving! *stomach growls feircefully (like a lion)* See? Did you hear that? My stomach growls like a lion! Hehe!
Everybody:*jaws are dropped wide open to the floor*
Kaede: Oh, by the way Inuyasha...*stutters a bit* K-Kagome says she s- sensed-d a-a shard in a m-mirror at the t-tailors.
Shippo: Uh...u-um, yea, I mean yea! *stares at the baldness*
Inuyasha: Really! A SHARD! Oh, doody! *runs out the door...5 minutes later......comes back inside* Aren't you guys coming with me?
Kagome: No thanks. We'll stay right here and finish our lovely lunches. *smiles a fake smile*
Inuyasha: Okay then. You'll just miss out on all the fun! *runs back out the door
Kagome and everyone else sighed with pity on Inuyasha.
Miroku: Aww...what the heck!
*Everybody started laughing*
Ten minutes later they hear Inuyasha's girlish screeching scream
Inuyasha: *shreiking*I'LL KILL WHOEVER DID THIS TO ME!!!!!
Everybody:*staring blankly at each other* ............................................................................ ...................................................................
Jessica: I hoped you really liked this one! If you didn't think it's funny that's okay...atleast it was close to funny...*bows gracefully* Thank you,thank you! I love you all!
Next Chapter: ::Inuyasha gets back::