Flubberman
Disclaimer: I don't own whatever subject I'm writing under
so that's my disclaimer. _
(We join our hero in his secret hideout, an abandoned lard factory.)
Flubberman (Who's a kid named Andrew from school and I don't
Like): Stupidity boy, (whose secret identity is a kid named Brian
from school I don't like, so I'm only making fun of him) your no help
to me so if you screw up our next mission like you did last time I'll
fire you, because loosing 5,378 times ain't fun and well that's it.
Stupidity boy: Yes sir, Uncle Toucan.
Flubberman: I'm not a freaken Toucan, oh stupid one.
Stupidity boy: When life gives you lemons, suck them.
Flubberman: Okay? (looks at him and thinks he's a moron)
(Ring, Ring)
Flubberman: Yes chief, what's up.
Chief: Your archnemisis, Skinnyman is terrorizing the city with his
Skinny powers.
Flubberman: Not Skinnyman, Stupidity boy, bring the confusing orb,
now to the Flubber mobile. (Which looks like a fat belly that rolls
around)
(Stupidity boy goes over and since he's so stupid picks up the speed
orb)
(They make it to the city)
Flubberman: Okay Stupidity boy, use the orb of confusion.
(Runs over to Skinnyman and turns it on)
Skinnyman: Ha, I'm all of a sudden faster.
Flubberman: Moron you grabbed the speed orb not the confusing orb,
turn it off.
Stupidity boy: I'm so slow.
Flubberman: Darn it since he's so stupid it has an opposite affect on
him.
(20 minutes he can finally turn it off so for 30 minutes Skinny man is
twice as fast)
(Flubberman runs into the Flubber mobile, but before the he launches
a Flubber-rang, where a piece of Flubber from him shoots at the
enemy then it comes back to his belly)
Skinnyman: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
(He goes unconscious, back at the lard factory)
Flubberman: For lunch I'll have deep-fried lard with a glass of grease
to wash it down.
(Back at the battle field Skinny man is just waking up ½ of an hour
later and Flubberman is just coming back in the Flubber mobile)
Flubberman: Let's do this.
Skinny man: Let's.
(They exchange blows)
Stupidity boy: Stupid shock.
(All of a sudden Skinny man falls over, Stupefied.
Flubberman: Way to go stupidity boy.
Stupidity boy: What.
(Then He falls over stupefied, because the blast also works on your-
self)
Flubberman: Better take this crook to jail then back to base so we can
rest.
Stay tuned for our next story if there's one, depending on my
reviews and please no flames.
Disclaimer: I don't own whatever subject I'm writing under
so that's my disclaimer. _
(We join our hero in his secret hideout, an abandoned lard factory.)
Flubberman (Who's a kid named Andrew from school and I don't
Like): Stupidity boy, (whose secret identity is a kid named Brian
from school I don't like, so I'm only making fun of him) your no help
to me so if you screw up our next mission like you did last time I'll
fire you, because loosing 5,378 times ain't fun and well that's it.
Stupidity boy: Yes sir, Uncle Toucan.
Flubberman: I'm not a freaken Toucan, oh stupid one.
Stupidity boy: When life gives you lemons, suck them.
Flubberman: Okay? (looks at him and thinks he's a moron)
(Ring, Ring)
Flubberman: Yes chief, what's up.
Chief: Your archnemisis, Skinnyman is terrorizing the city with his
Skinny powers.
Flubberman: Not Skinnyman, Stupidity boy, bring the confusing orb,
now to the Flubber mobile. (Which looks like a fat belly that rolls
around)
(Stupidity boy goes over and since he's so stupid picks up the speed
orb)
(They make it to the city)
Flubberman: Okay Stupidity boy, use the orb of confusion.
(Runs over to Skinnyman and turns it on)
Skinnyman: Ha, I'm all of a sudden faster.
Flubberman: Moron you grabbed the speed orb not the confusing orb,
turn it off.
Stupidity boy: I'm so slow.
Flubberman: Darn it since he's so stupid it has an opposite affect on
him.
(20 minutes he can finally turn it off so for 30 minutes Skinny man is
twice as fast)
(Flubberman runs into the Flubber mobile, but before the he launches
a Flubber-rang, where a piece of Flubber from him shoots at the
enemy then it comes back to his belly)
Skinnyman: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
(He goes unconscious, back at the lard factory)
Flubberman: For lunch I'll have deep-fried lard with a glass of grease
to wash it down.
(Back at the battle field Skinny man is just waking up ½ of an hour
later and Flubberman is just coming back in the Flubber mobile)
Flubberman: Let's do this.
Skinny man: Let's.
(They exchange blows)
Stupidity boy: Stupid shock.
(All of a sudden Skinny man falls over, Stupefied.
Flubberman: Way to go stupidity boy.
Stupidity boy: What.
(Then He falls over stupefied, because the blast also works on your-
self)
Flubberman: Better take this crook to jail then back to base so we can
rest.
Stay tuned for our next story if there's one, depending on my
reviews and please no flames.