Nny meets Carrot for an interview and goes even crazier! YAY!!
Okkkay..well. where do I begin. ah yes. disclaimer. I DON'T OWN JOHNNY! JHONEN DOES! JHOONNNENNNN DOOOOEEESSSSS!!!* pant pant* Ok..done, now.
Carrot:Okay, Johnny...
NNY: PLease, call me Nny.
Carrot: OH..uhm..ok.."NNY", I have some insane, nonsensical questions for you that are crazy! Ready?
NNY: Well, no, not really..
Carrot: GOOD! THEN WE SHALL BEGIN!
NNY: Umm...
Carrot: Why is the sky blue? what is 2 minus 64,832? Can I have a cookie? WHO'S YA DADDY!!??
NNY: What? I don't get it. Is something supposed to happen, here?
Carrot: Who is god? what would Jesus's evil twin do? Can leprechauns really make children go insane over breakfast cereal? Will that silly rabbit ever realize that Trix are for kids?
NNY: Whuh?? I..errgh..confusion..*Pulls out a knife*
Carrot: Ok, now, Nny, It's your turn to roll the dice.
NNY: WHAT DICE?? WHAT ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT, YOU MORONIC LITLE GIRL?? *Cuts carrot right down the middle like a fish*
Carrot: *Remanifests like glue* Hehe. I knowed you'd do that.
NNY: You had it coming.
Carrot: Uh huh. WELL! It's time to bring in my next guest, and god friend, DELTA!! *Cheesy music plays as Delta enters the room*
Delta: HHEEEEEE! HI FISH!
Carrot:HI...FISH ALSO!
NNY: Fish? what fish! I see no fish.
Delta: oOoOoOoOoOo!!! NNY! I know you, you're that Homicidal guy, aren't you! Wow, Carrot, how'd you get him here?
Carrot: My seeecrett...
Delta: OoOkay..now..uhm..why am I here?
Carrot: Beacuse you are supposed to help me confuse...I..I mean INTERVIEW *eye begins to twitch* Nny, here..
Delta: WHEE! YAY! Interview-ey time! heheh...
NNY: I feel so very very confused...guhhh...*rocks back and forth* It won't die....the Carrot girl won't die..eheheheheh...
Delta: NNY! Why are you a doughnut? Can you keep me from scraping my knees? I would like to see your chihuahua.
NNY: MY GOD...they're beginning to sound like Happy Noodle Boy....
END! DON'T WANNA SKRAMBLE YOUR POOR WIDDLE HEAD TOO MUCH, NOW!! ~~Carrot
Okkkay..well. where do I begin. ah yes. disclaimer. I DON'T OWN JOHNNY! JHONEN DOES! JHOONNNENNNN DOOOOEEESSSSS!!!* pant pant* Ok..done, now.
Carrot:Okay, Johnny...
NNY: PLease, call me Nny.
Carrot: OH..uhm..ok.."NNY", I have some insane, nonsensical questions for you that are crazy! Ready?
NNY: Well, no, not really..
Carrot: GOOD! THEN WE SHALL BEGIN!
NNY: Umm...
Carrot: Why is the sky blue? what is 2 minus 64,832? Can I have a cookie? WHO'S YA DADDY!!??
NNY: What? I don't get it. Is something supposed to happen, here?
Carrot: Who is god? what would Jesus's evil twin do? Can leprechauns really make children go insane over breakfast cereal? Will that silly rabbit ever realize that Trix are for kids?
NNY: Whuh?? I..errgh..confusion..*Pulls out a knife*
Carrot: Ok, now, Nny, It's your turn to roll the dice.
NNY: WHAT DICE?? WHAT ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT, YOU MORONIC LITLE GIRL?? *Cuts carrot right down the middle like a fish*
Carrot: *Remanifests like glue* Hehe. I knowed you'd do that.
NNY: You had it coming.
Carrot: Uh huh. WELL! It's time to bring in my next guest, and god friend, DELTA!! *Cheesy music plays as Delta enters the room*
Delta: HHEEEEEE! HI FISH!
Carrot:HI...FISH ALSO!
NNY: Fish? what fish! I see no fish.
Delta: oOoOoOoOoOo!!! NNY! I know you, you're that Homicidal guy, aren't you! Wow, Carrot, how'd you get him here?
Carrot: My seeecrett...
Delta: OoOkay..now..uhm..why am I here?
Carrot: Beacuse you are supposed to help me confuse...I..I mean INTERVIEW *eye begins to twitch* Nny, here..
Delta: WHEE! YAY! Interview-ey time! heheh...
NNY: I feel so very very confused...guhhh...*rocks back and forth* It won't die....the Carrot girl won't die..eheheheheh...
Delta: NNY! Why are you a doughnut? Can you keep me from scraping my knees? I would like to see your chihuahua.
NNY: MY GOD...they're beginning to sound like Happy Noodle Boy....
END! DON'T WANNA SKRAMBLE YOUR POOR WIDDLE HEAD TOO MUCH, NOW!! ~~Carrot