Note: Words in brackets/italicized are thoughts.
(At the Bayville airport, a few minutes after Scott and Rogue leave, a short, brown-haired girl arrives at her waiting spot. She sees a clocked figure walk towards her and is frightened. The figure stops a few feet away from her and sits on the bench with its luggage. The girl looks suspiciously at the figure and finally speaks).
Kitty: Umm…are you like, ok and stuff? [Eww, I hope he doesn't have leprosy or something…]
(The figure doesn't respond but just nods. A classy black car pulls up. Kitty opens the door and gets in. The figure stands up and walks towards the car and climbs in, startling Kitty. Kitty screams but the driver explains to her that it's just one of her housemates and that there is no reason to be alarmed. Not convinced, Kitty forms a large gap between her and the cloaked figure. The cloaked figure sticks out his hand in friendship and as Kitty goes to shake it, she notices only 3 large, blue fingers. The figure takes back his hand, seeing that Kitty isn't up to a handshake with him).
Kitty: [Great, I'm gonna be living with a freak of nature. Well, not that I would call phasing through walls normal… I wonder what he looks like. His face is probably all deformed and stuff.]
(After a few minutes of awkward silence, Kitty speaks again).
Kitty: I'm, uh, Kitty Pryde.
Kurt (in Yoda voice): Kurt Vagner I am. Nice to meet you it is!
Kitty: What??
Kurt (still hiding his face): {snicker} Sorry, I alvays vanted to do that! I'm Kurt.
Kitty: Hey. I'm sorry I freaked. You can take your hood off if you want. I won't be scared, really.
Kurt: You sure?
Kitty: No, but just try anyway.
(Kurt takes off his hood and reveals his face.)
Kitty: AAAAAAAAAH!
(Kurt puts his hood back on and Kitty stops.)
Kitty: Sorry, I wasn't ready for that. I'm ok now. Try again.
Kurt: I don't know…
Kitty: Come on. Just try it.
(Kurt takes his hood off again.)
Kitty: AAAAAAAAAAAH!
(Kurt puts his hood back on).
Kurt: Why'd you scream again??
Kitty: Sorry, I underestimated how scary you looked, no offense. I'm prepared now. I won't scream again…promise.
(Kurt shakes his head but takes off the hood anyway (hey, it was hot in that thing).)
Kitty: AAAAAAAAAAH!
(Kurt puts his hood back on)
*a few moments later*
(Kurt takes off hood…)
AAAAAAAAAAH!
(Then puts is back on.)
Kurt: [Hmm…]
(Slowly taking off his hood.)
Kitty: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
(Kurt puts it back on.)
Kurt: [What the…]
(Hood off) AAAAAAAAAH! (hood on)…(hood off) AAAAAAAAH! (hood on)….(hood off)AAAAAAAAAH! (hood on)…(hood off)AAAAAAH!(hood on.)
(This goes on for some time and Kurt, at least, is amused. The driver, however, is not. Kurt hears a *snikt* and comes face to face with a fist full of claws.
Needless to say, his hood remained on for the rest of the trip.)
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I think I got that scream-stop-scream thing from the Simpsons or a movie. Anyone know?