That Can That Looks Like It Has Jelly Beans In It But Really Has Pop-out Snakes In It
By: Norli, with help from phone-a-friend Kaede.
Disclaimer: I own THE TITLE! And one of those cans. The classic April-fools can.
A/N: Alex asked for more on the 'Little Barrel Guy' ficcy, and I can't just ignore that! So I tried to come up with something that my insane adepts would find amusing. So now Ivan's found the April fool's can. Appearances by Saturos and Menardi! This time, I'm writing script-style—less confusion.
*Ivan walks into his room in Hammet's Palace in Kalay*
IVAN: What's this? *picks up can* Cool! Jelly beans! *opens can*
*Snakes pop out*
IVAN: YYYAAAAAHHHH! *runs about screaming for a moment, then realizes snakes are made of fabric* right. This is COOL! I bet I can scare Garet with it!
*Ivan goes out into town to find Garet*
((Kaede: OUT INto?
Norli: bear with me! It's MY ficcy, after all.
Kaede: Dios mio, this will never end))
IVAN: Hello Garet!
GARET: Stay AWAY from my hair!
IVAN: I don't want to born your hair anymore. You did good enough with that yourself.
GARET: I didn't do that! Saturos did that!
SATUROS: I did not! It was Menardi!
GARET AND IVAN: AAAAAHHHHH! SATUROS!!!
SATUROS: AAAAAAHHHHH! MEEEEEE!
IVAN: *evil smirk* Hey, Saturos, want some jellybeans?
GARET: Ivan, are you crazy? *thinks about it* Never mind.
SATUROS: Jellybeans?! HOT DOG!
IVAN: No, not a hot dog. I don't have a hot dog. Garet might though, with the way he sets things spontaneously on fire.
SATUROS: JUST HAND OVER THE BEANS!
IVAN: If you say so. *hands Saturos the can*
*Saturos opens the can, the snakes pop out, and his eyes get VERY big*
SATUROS: AAAAAAAHHHHH! SNAKES!! I can't stand snakes! They give me nightmares! *runs off towards the Karagol, screaming 'MOMMY!'*
GARET: Saturos has a Mommy?
IVAN: *shrugs* Beats me. *stuffs snakes back into can* Bet we can scare Mia with this.
GARET: Oh yeah! I've been dying to get her back for whacking me with her staff back when we first met her in Imil! ((this pertains to a story by Feonyx, called Golden Sun Redux, which is hilarity at its finest. Just so you know))
*Ivan and Garet find Mia by the Karagol*
MIA: Saturos just ran by screaming 'MOMMY' and acting like a maniac.
GARET: yeah, he had this odd reaction to Ivan's jellybeans.
MIA: Jellybeans? How unhealthy!
IVAN: But these are special, uh, junk-free jellybeans!!
MIA: Well, if you say so…*takes can, opens it, and shrieks*
GARET: *covers his ears* That is NOT a normal human sound!
IVAN: Yeah but it was FUNNY! *shoves snakes back into can* Let's go scare Isaac now!
MIA: Isaac's not afraid of snakes.
GARET: How do YOU know what he's afraid of?
MIA: He's afraid of ME, is why.
*They go to find Isaac anyway*
*Isaac is sitting on a rock…just sitting on a rock*
IVAN: Hello Isaac!
ISAAC: Hiya Ivan! *sees Mia* AAAAAHHHH! GET HER AWAY!!!
MIA: I told you so, Garet.
IVAN: Isaac, do you want some jellybeans?
ISAAC: Do they taste good?
GARET: They're CANDY, Isaac. Sugar.
ISAAC: SUGAR! HOT DOG!
IVAN: I DO NOT HAVE A HOT DOG!!
*Isaac takes can, opens it, you get the idea*
*Ivan just finishes shoving snakes back into can and closing the lid when Menardi shows up, dragging Saturos by an ear*
MENARDI: See, there are NO SNAKES.
SATUROS: I SAW them! I swear I did! They tried to pretend they were jellybeans!
ISAAC: My friends were pretending to be jellybeans?
GARET: no, we were pretending the snakes were jellybeans.
MENARDI: Snakes! HOT DOG!
IVAN: for the last time, I DO NOT HAVE A HOT DOG!
*Menardi opens the can*
*nothing happens*
MENARDI: MOMMY!! *runs away screaming, Saturos way ahead of her*
*Four adepts look into can, turn pale, Ivan drops can, and they all run*
ALL ADEPTS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*as can hits ground, jellybeans spill out*
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Norli: hope you guys liked that. I thought it was…perfectly fine for it being midnight, which means it feels like one in the morning cause of the time switch and everything.
Kaede: Follow the magic arrow!
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