The Whoopee Cushion. Nuff Said.
Also known as
The 'Lemme Outta Here Barrel' and Other Tales part Three of Who-Knows-How-Many.
By Norli
A/N: flint the hyperactive…something…said whoopee cushion. And yes, my pooter tells me that this is the correct spelling of 'whoopee'. Scary, ain't it? Again, things are written like it was a script.
Tolbi*Garet walks into the Inn and sits down to eat*
GARET: Man, I'm starving!
MIA: Garet, you ate three sandwiches and a bowl of soup already.
GARET: But that was a long time ago.
MIA: It was fifteen minutes ago, Garet.
GARET: I want some jellybeans! Or maybe a hot dog! Or marshmallows!
IVAN: Garet, you are a marshmallow.
GARET: Am not.
IVAN: Are too.
GARET: Am not!
IVAN: Are too!
GARET: AM NOT!
IVAN: ARE TOO!!!
MIA: BOTH OF YOU BE QUIET OR I WILL FREEZE YOU TO YOUR CHAIRS!!!
IVAN and GARET: *meekly* yes ma'am.
*Isaac comes in and sits in the last remaining chair*
CHAIR: ttttthhhhhhrrrrrrrppppppffffff
GARET: Eeeewwww! Isaac!
ISAAC: It wasn't me!
*Isaac stands and sees that he sat on some kind of balloon looking thing*
*Mia cackles evilly*
MIA: WHOOPEE!
THE BOYS: o.0*
MIA: It's a whoopee cushion. Babi gave it to me.
GARET: Babi gave you this implement of torture?! Doesn't he know who you are?!?!
MIA: I am the bane of your existence.
*Bane (the Djinni) appears*
BANE: Someone say my name?
ISAAC: Hey! You aren't supposed to show up until Crossbone Island!
BANE: Do I look like I care? *jumps onto the whoopee cushion*
WHOOPEE: ttttthhhhhhrrrrrrrppppppffffff.
BANE: YAH!
*Adepts laugh*
*Little eyeball man from the barrel walks in*
ISAAC: Barrel dude! *chases eyeball around, trying to stuff him in barrel*
BANE: and I have to be partners with the boy?
IVAN: Looks like it.
*Eyeball dude lands on whoopee*
WHOOPEE: TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFF!!!!!
EVERYONE: *laugh hysterically* Eyeball dude!
EYEBALL DUDE: WHOOPEE! *runs from Inn, Isaac chasing him and waving a barrel menacingly.*
*Other Adepts chase Isaac and eyeball*
*Garet trips and falls*
GARET'S GENERAL DIRECTION: FFFFFFFFPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTHHHHHH!!
IVAN: Garet, you brought the whoopee cushion with you?
GARET: *grins wide* Nope.
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Norli: and so it ends again. Any ideas, you guys, for the next humorous object I should do? Magic arrow time!
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