KtOF: ~sighs~ I'm quitting.
Leie: We're only on scene three! I haven't had a chance to act yet!
KtOF: ~shrugs~ You're all mean. I'm only doing this for my own good.
Airic: That and the fact we won't shut up until you do. *cheeky grin*
KtOF: There's a part I never got to finish in scene two.
Airic: Lets do it now! I might be in it!
KtOF: ~nods~ You are.
Airic: ...
KtOF: ROLL IN THE WALL!
~wall appears with Airic & Keladry on one side and Riyan on the other~
Airic: ~reads line~ Christine, you must love me.
Keladry: ~raises eyebrow~ Umm... How can you talk like that, when I sing only for you!
Airic: Really? I'm special!
Keladry: ^-^"
Riyan: Dammid... She said that she sang for me! She doesn't love me! ~starts sniffling~
Airic: Are you very tired?
Keladry: No, thanks. I got lots of sleep last night... No, that wasn't my line! I mean, ~coughs~ Oh, tonight I gave my soul for you and I am dead!
Erthford: NO! AIRIC YOU KILLED OUR SISTER! DAMN YOU!
Airic: She's not really dead, oniichan.
Erthford: Right...
Airic: ^-^" Your soul is a beautiful thing, child.
Keladry: I'm older than you.
Airic: Only by one year though.
Keladry: ~shrugs~ So you shouldn't call me a child.
Airic: Yes, mistress. Now... -and I thank you. No emperor ever received so fair a gift. The angels wept tonight.
Keladry: I thought they liked it! ~is hurt~
Kathleen-sempai: Did you know that Kathleen can sing?
KtOF: Oh, shut it!
Kathleen-sempai: ~snickers~ We should have her demonstrate.
KtOF: If you finish this story, I'll sing. Okay?
All: Okay! ~evil grins~
Riyan: She's dead, ^and^ she doesn't love me! ~slides down the door~ *sniffsniff*
Keladry: ~walks past quietly~
Riyan: Great! I can find out who killed my poor Keli! ~grabs a blowtorch and lights the room up with the gas~ Hey! Noone's here!
Airic: Hehe... ~is floating on the ceiling~
Riyan: Flip it all! ~storms out~ Hey, who's that? ~points to stretcher~
Heero: Hn.
Quatre: It's Duo. Kathleen got fed up with him, so she locked him in a cupboard till he died.
KtOF: HE DIED? YES! ~does happy dance~ Now he can't kill Oliver or Qui-Gon! SCORE!
Airic: Hey, I thought ^I^ killed him?
KtOF: Not really, we just say it's you because that's what happened in the book. ~smiles~ Now we're done, and I can go onto scene three!
Scene Three:
KtOF: Hmmm... what is scene three? I'm only going to do the good stuff... so... ~thinks~
Leie: OH! I know! Lets do the funny part!
Rai: The part where you lose your voice?
Leie: ~nods and does strange dance~
KtOF: Okiedokie then. I think... well... ~ponders~ Just wing it.
Leie: ~starts singing~ LALALALALALA!
KtOF: ~winces~
Airic: HAHA! S'funny...
Leie: ~thinks~ LALALALA! Ummmm... RIBBIDRIBBID LALALALA! Oh, Drat! I have croaked like a frog! I am doomed! ~runs off stage~
KtOF: I don't think it went like that... but I no longer care.
... ~silence~
KtOF: I have to give the book back, so lets do the scene where Riyan and Keladry pretend to be engaged.
Keladry: No. I'm mad at him.
Riy: I'll stand in. ~sighs~ Pretend you're talking to me, Dree. Okay?
Keladry: Fine.
~Riyan and Keladry dance around over the sets~
Keladry: Lets not go over the trap doors, okay?
Riyan: Why?
Keladry: ~pretends she didn't hear~
Riyfiirde: ^-^" Why?
Keladry: Because the trap door opener doesn't like you, and neither do I!
KtOF: ~sighs~
Keladry: As a matter of fact, I should just set him loose on you, you *censored*!
Riy: KELADRY! The lines, please!
Keladry: ... ~thinks~ I hate you, Riyan, and when it comes time for you to go away, I'm going to stay here. At least the trap door opener didn't rescue Catherine's scarf from the ocean.
Riyan: I'm sorry... I really didn't!
Keladry: YOU ADMITTED IT! ~slaps Riyan~
Riyan: ~sighs~ Just.. Lines, please? ~waits~ ~is hit on the head with a donut~ ^-^" ~reads lines~ Are you afraid you will change your mind, Christine?
Keladry: HYA! You've had so many girlfriends you forget my name, eh?
Riyan: ^-^" No...
Keladry: ~glares~ I'll skip to the story! So I-
KtOF: NO! The romance, scene. I wanna bug Kerri.
Keladry: I need a stand in for Riyan. Daivid, get over here!
Daivid: Okay... ~pushes Riyan out of the way~
Jevahn and Kat: ~watch as Riyan falls off roof~
Daivid: What compels you to go back, Keladry?
Kat: Wonder of wonders. He got both the line and her name.
Jevahn: ~nods~
Keladry: If I don't go back, terrible misfortunes may happen! But I can't do it , I can't do it! ... What in heaven's name is with this feeble rubbish? Of course I can!
Daivid: I know...
Keladry: But I don't want to make him cry... ~sniffles~ I love him like a brother...
Airic: (from offstage) I am your brother!
Keladry: ~death glares~
Daivid: Well, if we leave now, maybe he'll forget about it!
Keladry: Hmm... oh, lets put Amanda in my place! Then he'll be happy.
KtOF: ~searches for her tylenol~
Keladry: But Amanda won't sing. I'll do one more performance, then we can go, okay?
Daivid: Sure!
Riyan: ~pushes Daivid away~ So, tell me about how you met him!
Keladry: That's strange, I could have sworn I heard someone speaking!
Riy: Just tell us the *censored* story. ~has a migrane~
Keladry: Well, I heard him for three months before I saw him. I thought the voice was coming from another room, because disembodied voices are freaky and unnatural. I went out and look around, but no one was nearby, and I was considerably alone. But the voice talked to me as much as it sang, and it's heart was in the right place. So I liked it. And then it took me away to the place and taught me to sing. So... yeah. That's the story.
Daivid: That's the story?
Keladry: Yes.
Daivid: I thought... there was more?
Keladry: There is.
Daivid: ~long suffering sigh~
Keladry: I'm tired of this acting. I want to be in the popcorn chicken fanfic!
Jevahn: Popcorn chicken?
KtOF: Hmmm... Oh! Popcorn chicken is an ideal symbol for the country of Etrenon... hmm... It's perfect for something! I just know it!
Riy: I love Popcorn Chicken.
KtOF: PERFECT! ~prepares to start on new story~
...
Riyan: You can't just leave us hanging... at least finish it more or less!
KtOF: ~sighs~ Okay... I will wrap it up where it ends now, and then move on. Not only do I have a Harry Potter, I have to write my Popcorn Chicken story. My best friend suggested it...
Oliver: After she noticed that you buy popcorn chicken every time you go to the mall?
KtOF: That might have contributed... well, we'll skip ahead for a little while now...
~flashing lights dance and corny music plays~
KtOF: You are now entering... the... WARP BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO FILL THE GAPS ZONE! WATCH OUT FOR EVIL MUSES WHO ARE ANGRY BECAUSE THEIR PARTS HAVE BEEN CUT OUT AND THE RABID DUOS!
Duo: ~growls~ Kill... Oliver...
KtOF: ^-^;;
~lights spin, then settle down on a new scene~
Airic: ^-^' ~reads line~ As long as you had thought me handsome-
Keladry: Now, don't put yourself down, Airic. You're very cute!
Airic: Thanks... but... -you could have come back, but, now that you know my hideousness-
Keladry: Gee, he really needs a nice older sister to tell him he's not as ugly as he thinks, hmm?
Alexandre: Yeah!
Airic: ~sighs~ -you would have run away-
Kat: Yeah, to get you some good moisturizing creams...
Airic: -for good.... So I shall keep you here!
Kaitrei: Have you no thoughts for woman liberty?
Airic: Why did you want to see me? Oh, mad Christine-
Keladry: That's Keladry to you, young man.
Airic: -who wanted to see me... Can I ditch the lines? I'll never get this section done?
KtOF: ~glares~ Fine. I don't need the smartass comments anyways... Skip to it.
Airic: ~sighs~ Okay... I have to grab your hands, Keli, and tear them into my flesh... Eew... gross! Do I ^have^ to?
KtOF: YES!
Airic: ~grabs Keladry's hands~
Keladry: ~punches Airic in the nose~ Oops... Automatic reaction.
Airic: ~winces~ You meany... ~takes Keladry's hands and pretends to rake his hands through his skin~ Oww oww oww... That hurt. ~pretends to wince~
KtOF: No, you don't need to wince. Just keep doing that.
Keladry: OWW You're hurting my wrists!
Airic: Sorry! ~lets go~
KtOF: No! Don't do that! You're mad, after all! Forget her feelings!
Airic: But she'll hurt me!
KtOF: ^-^" Okay, next part...
Airic: Okiedokie! Now, I crawl away...
Reien: ~drops down onto his knees~
Airic: Then play piano to make myself feel better.
~Airic and Reien crawl, Alexandre tries not to touch the ground... enter another room~
Airic: Hmmm... ~starts playing chopsticks~
Keladry: How sad, how beautiful... ~listens to the music~ DAMMID AIRIC, AT LEAST PLAY SOMETHING GOOD!
Airic: Gomen, Keli, gomen.
Alexandre: My turn! ~pulls out his oboe and begins to play~
Kat: ^-^" The drowning duck is in the house.
Kathlene: No, you play Don Juan Triumphant.
Reien: We don't know how.
KtOF: ~bangs her head loudly~
Oliver: Play Hedwig's theme!
Harry: Huh? Hedwig has a theme?
Reien: ~shrugs~ Perhaps if we all bang on the keys really loud, then it'll sound like it is Don Juan triumphant.
~all three start banging as loud as they can~
KtOF: CUT THAT OUT! YOU'RE GOING TO RUIN MY PIANO!
Keladry: ~sighs~ Wow that's pretty. Can I go now?
KtOF: ~sighs loudly~ I had such wonderful plans for this whole thing... it would be my best parody thing yet...
Harry: So when do I come in again?
KtOF: That... Oh, fine. SKIP TO THE SECTION WHERE CHRISTINE IS GONE AND RAOUL FINDS HER!
Harry: Is that the part I'm in?
KtOF: I ... yeah... ~sighs again~
Harry: Okay... ~waits~ Shouldn't Riyan say something first?
KtOF: Yeah.
~silence~
Harry: Riyan, now would you say your line?
Riyan: ~is nearly dead~
KtOF: ~uses her duct tape again~
Riyan: Okay... lets find her.
Harry: Okay...
KtOF: The level this has sank down to... how sad... ~starts crying~
~Riyan and Harry walk down all the way and then fall into the torture chamber~
Riyan: ~lands first~
Harry: Oww.... the pain... ~sniffles~ I don't like this part... I want to go into another story now.
KtOF: Okay! ~prepares to write The End~
Riyan: This is how it ends?
KtOF: Fine... I will put a To Be Continued. Then if I get FIVE WHOLE REVIEWS saying that THEY REALLY LIKE THE STORY AND THEY WANT ME TO CONTINUE I will continue...
Riyan: ~sulks~
KtOF: BYE UNTIL YOU REVIEW!
To Be Continued (under the circumstance that Kathleen the Of Fire gets more than five positive reviews)
Leie: We're only on scene three! I haven't had a chance to act yet!
KtOF: ~shrugs~ You're all mean. I'm only doing this for my own good.
Airic: That and the fact we won't shut up until you do. *cheeky grin*
KtOF: There's a part I never got to finish in scene two.
Airic: Lets do it now! I might be in it!
KtOF: ~nods~ You are.
Airic: ...
KtOF: ROLL IN THE WALL!
~wall appears with Airic & Keladry on one side and Riyan on the other~
Airic: ~reads line~ Christine, you must love me.
Keladry: ~raises eyebrow~ Umm... How can you talk like that, when I sing only for you!
Airic: Really? I'm special!
Keladry: ^-^"
Riyan: Dammid... She said that she sang for me! She doesn't love me! ~starts sniffling~
Airic: Are you very tired?
Keladry: No, thanks. I got lots of sleep last night... No, that wasn't my line! I mean, ~coughs~ Oh, tonight I gave my soul for you and I am dead!
Erthford: NO! AIRIC YOU KILLED OUR SISTER! DAMN YOU!
Airic: She's not really dead, oniichan.
Erthford: Right...
Airic: ^-^" Your soul is a beautiful thing, child.
Keladry: I'm older than you.
Airic: Only by one year though.
Keladry: ~shrugs~ So you shouldn't call me a child.
Airic: Yes, mistress. Now... -and I thank you. No emperor ever received so fair a gift. The angels wept tonight.
Keladry: I thought they liked it! ~is hurt~
Kathleen-sempai: Did you know that Kathleen can sing?
KtOF: Oh, shut it!
Kathleen-sempai: ~snickers~ We should have her demonstrate.
KtOF: If you finish this story, I'll sing. Okay?
All: Okay! ~evil grins~
Riyan: She's dead, ^and^ she doesn't love me! ~slides down the door~ *sniffsniff*
Keladry: ~walks past quietly~
Riyan: Great! I can find out who killed my poor Keli! ~grabs a blowtorch and lights the room up with the gas~ Hey! Noone's here!
Airic: Hehe... ~is floating on the ceiling~
Riyan: Flip it all! ~storms out~ Hey, who's that? ~points to stretcher~
Heero: Hn.
Quatre: It's Duo. Kathleen got fed up with him, so she locked him in a cupboard till he died.
KtOF: HE DIED? YES! ~does happy dance~ Now he can't kill Oliver or Qui-Gon! SCORE!
Airic: Hey, I thought ^I^ killed him?
KtOF: Not really, we just say it's you because that's what happened in the book. ~smiles~ Now we're done, and I can go onto scene three!
Scene Three:
KtOF: Hmmm... what is scene three? I'm only going to do the good stuff... so... ~thinks~
Leie: OH! I know! Lets do the funny part!
Rai: The part where you lose your voice?
Leie: ~nods and does strange dance~
KtOF: Okiedokie then. I think... well... ~ponders~ Just wing it.
Leie: ~starts singing~ LALALALALALA!
KtOF: ~winces~
Airic: HAHA! S'funny...
Leie: ~thinks~ LALALALA! Ummmm... RIBBIDRIBBID LALALALA! Oh, Drat! I have croaked like a frog! I am doomed! ~runs off stage~
KtOF: I don't think it went like that... but I no longer care.
... ~silence~
KtOF: I have to give the book back, so lets do the scene where Riyan and Keladry pretend to be engaged.
Keladry: No. I'm mad at him.
Riy: I'll stand in. ~sighs~ Pretend you're talking to me, Dree. Okay?
Keladry: Fine.
~Riyan and Keladry dance around over the sets~
Keladry: Lets not go over the trap doors, okay?
Riyan: Why?
Keladry: ~pretends she didn't hear~
Riyfiirde: ^-^" Why?
Keladry: Because the trap door opener doesn't like you, and neither do I!
KtOF: ~sighs~
Keladry: As a matter of fact, I should just set him loose on you, you *censored*!
Riy: KELADRY! The lines, please!
Keladry: ... ~thinks~ I hate you, Riyan, and when it comes time for you to go away, I'm going to stay here. At least the trap door opener didn't rescue Catherine's scarf from the ocean.
Riyan: I'm sorry... I really didn't!
Keladry: YOU ADMITTED IT! ~slaps Riyan~
Riyan: ~sighs~ Just.. Lines, please? ~waits~ ~is hit on the head with a donut~ ^-^" ~reads lines~ Are you afraid you will change your mind, Christine?
Keladry: HYA! You've had so many girlfriends you forget my name, eh?
Riyan: ^-^" No...
Keladry: ~glares~ I'll skip to the story! So I-
KtOF: NO! The romance, scene. I wanna bug Kerri.
Keladry: I need a stand in for Riyan. Daivid, get over here!
Daivid: Okay... ~pushes Riyan out of the way~
Jevahn and Kat: ~watch as Riyan falls off roof~
Daivid: What compels you to go back, Keladry?
Kat: Wonder of wonders. He got both the line and her name.
Jevahn: ~nods~
Keladry: If I don't go back, terrible misfortunes may happen! But I can't do it , I can't do it! ... What in heaven's name is with this feeble rubbish? Of course I can!
Daivid: I know...
Keladry: But I don't want to make him cry... ~sniffles~ I love him like a brother...
Airic: (from offstage) I am your brother!
Keladry: ~death glares~
Daivid: Well, if we leave now, maybe he'll forget about it!
Keladry: Hmm... oh, lets put Amanda in my place! Then he'll be happy.
KtOF: ~searches for her tylenol~
Keladry: But Amanda won't sing. I'll do one more performance, then we can go, okay?
Daivid: Sure!
Riyan: ~pushes Daivid away~ So, tell me about how you met him!
Keladry: That's strange, I could have sworn I heard someone speaking!
Riy: Just tell us the *censored* story. ~has a migrane~
Keladry: Well, I heard him for three months before I saw him. I thought the voice was coming from another room, because disembodied voices are freaky and unnatural. I went out and look around, but no one was nearby, and I was considerably alone. But the voice talked to me as much as it sang, and it's heart was in the right place. So I liked it. And then it took me away to the place and taught me to sing. So... yeah. That's the story.
Daivid: That's the story?
Keladry: Yes.
Daivid: I thought... there was more?
Keladry: There is.
Daivid: ~long suffering sigh~
Keladry: I'm tired of this acting. I want to be in the popcorn chicken fanfic!
Jevahn: Popcorn chicken?
KtOF: Hmmm... Oh! Popcorn chicken is an ideal symbol for the country of Etrenon... hmm... It's perfect for something! I just know it!
Riy: I love Popcorn Chicken.
KtOF: PERFECT! ~prepares to start on new story~
...
Riyan: You can't just leave us hanging... at least finish it more or less!
KtOF: ~sighs~ Okay... I will wrap it up where it ends now, and then move on. Not only do I have a Harry Potter, I have to write my Popcorn Chicken story. My best friend suggested it...
Oliver: After she noticed that you buy popcorn chicken every time you go to the mall?
KtOF: That might have contributed... well, we'll skip ahead for a little while now...
~flashing lights dance and corny music plays~
KtOF: You are now entering... the... WARP BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO FILL THE GAPS ZONE! WATCH OUT FOR EVIL MUSES WHO ARE ANGRY BECAUSE THEIR PARTS HAVE BEEN CUT OUT AND THE RABID DUOS!
Duo: ~growls~ Kill... Oliver...
KtOF: ^-^;;
~lights spin, then settle down on a new scene~
Airic: ^-^' ~reads line~ As long as you had thought me handsome-
Keladry: Now, don't put yourself down, Airic. You're very cute!
Airic: Thanks... but... -you could have come back, but, now that you know my hideousness-
Keladry: Gee, he really needs a nice older sister to tell him he's not as ugly as he thinks, hmm?
Alexandre: Yeah!
Airic: ~sighs~ -you would have run away-
Kat: Yeah, to get you some good moisturizing creams...
Airic: -for good.... So I shall keep you here!
Kaitrei: Have you no thoughts for woman liberty?
Airic: Why did you want to see me? Oh, mad Christine-
Keladry: That's Keladry to you, young man.
Airic: -who wanted to see me... Can I ditch the lines? I'll never get this section done?
KtOF: ~glares~ Fine. I don't need the smartass comments anyways... Skip to it.
Airic: ~sighs~ Okay... I have to grab your hands, Keli, and tear them into my flesh... Eew... gross! Do I ^have^ to?
KtOF: YES!
Airic: ~grabs Keladry's hands~
Keladry: ~punches Airic in the nose~ Oops... Automatic reaction.
Airic: ~winces~ You meany... ~takes Keladry's hands and pretends to rake his hands through his skin~ Oww oww oww... That hurt. ~pretends to wince~
KtOF: No, you don't need to wince. Just keep doing that.
Keladry: OWW You're hurting my wrists!
Airic: Sorry! ~lets go~
KtOF: No! Don't do that! You're mad, after all! Forget her feelings!
Airic: But she'll hurt me!
KtOF: ^-^" Okay, next part...
Airic: Okiedokie! Now, I crawl away...
Reien: ~drops down onto his knees~
Airic: Then play piano to make myself feel better.
~Airic and Reien crawl, Alexandre tries not to touch the ground... enter another room~
Airic: Hmmm... ~starts playing chopsticks~
Keladry: How sad, how beautiful... ~listens to the music~ DAMMID AIRIC, AT LEAST PLAY SOMETHING GOOD!
Airic: Gomen, Keli, gomen.
Alexandre: My turn! ~pulls out his oboe and begins to play~
Kat: ^-^" The drowning duck is in the house.
Kathlene: No, you play Don Juan Triumphant.
Reien: We don't know how.
KtOF: ~bangs her head loudly~
Oliver: Play Hedwig's theme!
Harry: Huh? Hedwig has a theme?
Reien: ~shrugs~ Perhaps if we all bang on the keys really loud, then it'll sound like it is Don Juan triumphant.
~all three start banging as loud as they can~
KtOF: CUT THAT OUT! YOU'RE GOING TO RUIN MY PIANO!
Keladry: ~sighs~ Wow that's pretty. Can I go now?
KtOF: ~sighs loudly~ I had such wonderful plans for this whole thing... it would be my best parody thing yet...
Harry: So when do I come in again?
KtOF: That... Oh, fine. SKIP TO THE SECTION WHERE CHRISTINE IS GONE AND RAOUL FINDS HER!
Harry: Is that the part I'm in?
KtOF: I ... yeah... ~sighs again~
Harry: Okay... ~waits~ Shouldn't Riyan say something first?
KtOF: Yeah.
~silence~
Harry: Riyan, now would you say your line?
Riyan: ~is nearly dead~
KtOF: ~uses her duct tape again~
Riyan: Okay... lets find her.
Harry: Okay...
KtOF: The level this has sank down to... how sad... ~starts crying~
~Riyan and Harry walk down all the way and then fall into the torture chamber~
Riyan: ~lands first~
Harry: Oww.... the pain... ~sniffles~ I don't like this part... I want to go into another story now.
KtOF: Okay! ~prepares to write The End~
Riyan: This is how it ends?
KtOF: Fine... I will put a To Be Continued. Then if I get FIVE WHOLE REVIEWS saying that THEY REALLY LIKE THE STORY AND THEY WANT ME TO CONTINUE I will continue...
Riyan: ~sulks~
KtOF: BYE UNTIL YOU REVIEW!
To Be Continued (under the circumstance that Kathleen the Of Fire gets more than five positive reviews)