KtOF: Well, if you've looked at my profile, loyal readers, (that means ^you^, Jasmine ^-^;) you'd have seen the following quote: "On hold until I get at least five reviews... Or until playing "Phantom of the Opera Medley" for first clarinet in band over and over finally gets to me and I snap and write until my fingers are torn, bloody stumps ^_~; expect that soon..."
Airic: True to her "meness", she kept another promise!
Oliver: Don't let it be said that she doesn't...
KtOF: Yes, I snapped... I have a concert Tuesday and Phantom was played over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over in practice ^-^;... Jasmine also was kind enough to give me reviews! ~evil laughter~
Harry: Noooo... ~claws at door in attempt to escape~ I don't ^wanna^ be the Persian!
KtOF: Screw you. You have to ^_^
Harry: ~sniffles~
KtOF: ~dumps Harry in Phantom's torture chamber with Riyan~
Harry: I hate you...
KtOF: ^_^ ~all knowing smirk~
Harry: My Voldemort muse hates you too!
KtOF: ^-^; Get started!
...
Riyan: Where are we?
Harry: About to die!
Riyan: ^-^; Really? Where are we?
Harry: ~conspiritorial whisper~ We're in... the torture chamber~
Riyan: Lets get out and find Keladry!
Harry: Ahem! We're in the Torture Chamber! As in the place where people die?
Riyan: Gee, you're morbid, Harry... Lets find a way out!
Harry: Lets die... -_-
~lights come on~
KtOF: I forget the plot now...
Airic: ~evil smile~ We shall... wing it...
Harry: I think that it's supposed to get hot in here...
Oliver: ~chuckles~
Harry: O_O
KtOF: I need something to make it hot in there... ~ignores Oliver who's laughing hysterically~ I... need.... a... ~ponders~ I NEED A TURKEY! ^___^
Harry: ~gapes at turkey in the middle of the room~ A turkey?
KtOF: Not just any turkey! A flamingturkeyofdoom guaranteed to bring warmth back into any relationship! Isn't it cute?
Flamingturkeyofdoom: ~bursts into flame and heats up the room~
Harry: ~eyes roll up~ What a way to go... What... a... way... to ... go...
Ron: AHHHH! HARRY! ~breaks down window and pulls Harry out~
KtOF: O_o; well, then... What about Riyan?
Riy: ~looks up from poker game~ What?
KtOF: Must I order everyone to do everything around here? JEVAHN! SAVE YOUR FRIEND!
Jevahn: Who? Oh, he hangs out with Alexander now... I won't get him.
Alexandre: What? He doesn't hang out with me!
Jevahn: No, not you, Alexandre, ALEXANDER! The other one!
KtOF: The short one?
Jevahn: The medium one!
KtOF: Ah, the timp player?
Jevahn: Yeah!
Riyan: ~Dying~
KtOF: ~looks in phone book~ M... M... M... Wait! I already have his phone number! ~searches for binder reminder~
~dials~
Alexander's mom: Yes?
KtOF: May I please speak to Alexander?
Alexander: Yeah?
KtOF: Well, Riyan's dying in a room filled with mirrors and turkeys that are on fire. Will you save him?
Alexander: I'm not friends with Riyan! I'm friends with Ryan!
KtOF: Oh, my mistake! Sorry for wasting your time.
Alexander: It's okay... bye... ~hangs up~
Nameless Fireman: ~scowls and pulls out Riyan~
KtOF: Thanks, it would be hard to finish the plot without him...
Nameless Fireman: So why didn't you save him?
KtOF: ^_^ Because Alexander was supposed to.
Nameless Fireman: ^-^; I see...
KtOF: Yeah... Hey, you want a part?
Nameless Fireman: Who can I be?
KtOF: Duo!
Nameless Fireman: Okay... What do I do?
KtOF: Nothing! Duo's not in this story!
Nameless Fireman: ^-^;
KtOF: Back to action... Umm... the question! Yes, the question ^_^
Airic: ~coughs~ Okay, Keli. You can chose. You pick the Oh Henry, everything is fine, but you stay here forever! Muahahaha... Right. You pick the Kit-Kat, I blow the whole place up!
Alexandre: ^We^ blow the whole place up. ~scowls~
Airic: Yeah!
Keladry: Hmmm... Oh Henry's are better... but a big explosion would be so cool... chocolate... explosion... chocolate... explosion... chocolate...
Airic: I'm taking a coffee break. Decide by the time I get back!
Keladry: Right oh! Chocolate... explosion... Chocolate... explosion...
KtOF: Riiight... So what are you going to do, Riyan, Harry?
Harry: ^-^; Get out of here! ~dashes for the door~
KtOF: Hey! ~watches Harry run out~ Shi- sheepskins! I needed him!
Oliver: ~snickers~
KtOF: .O What now?
Nameless Fireman: I'll fill in!
KtOF: Peachy!
Nameless Fireman: So what do I do?
KtOF: Nothing! Harry's part was done now!
Nameless Fireman: ~sighs~
Riyan: ~pours water on the explosives~ Hahaha! I've saved the day! Keladry will surely be happy with me now!
Keladry: Oy! I've decided, guys! I chose the Kit-Kat!
Riyan: .O
KtOF: ^-^; Buuuurn...
Jevahn: ~chortles~ ~chews his popcorn~
KtOF: So, what are we going to do? Keli has totally mauled my plot!
Reien: ~eyes light up~ Blow stuff up?
KtOF: ^_^; Not what I was thinking of...
~phone rings~
KtOF: Y'ullo... You've reached Kathleen. I'm writing now, so speak now or forever be damned to the Duos!
Alexander: ^-^; Um... Kathleen?
KtOF: ~massive sweatdrop~ Hi...
Alexander: I need help with the homework, and I can't seem to get a hold of Ryan!
KtOF: ~glances at Riyan~ Well... Hang on. ~scribbles note and pastes it on screen~ ~wanders off talking~
TBC after Kathleen helps Alexander with the homework...
Airic: True to her "meness", she kept another promise!
Oliver: Don't let it be said that she doesn't...
KtOF: Yes, I snapped... I have a concert Tuesday and Phantom was played over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over in practice ^-^;... Jasmine also was kind enough to give me reviews! ~evil laughter~
Harry: Noooo... ~claws at door in attempt to escape~ I don't ^wanna^ be the Persian!
KtOF: Screw you. You have to ^_^
Harry: ~sniffles~
KtOF: ~dumps Harry in Phantom's torture chamber with Riyan~
Harry: I hate you...
KtOF: ^_^ ~all knowing smirk~
Harry: My Voldemort muse hates you too!
KtOF: ^-^; Get started!
...
Riyan: Where are we?
Harry: About to die!
Riyan: ^-^; Really? Where are we?
Harry: ~conspiritorial whisper~ We're in... the torture chamber~
Riyan: Lets get out and find Keladry!
Harry: Ahem! We're in the Torture Chamber! As in the place where people die?
Riyan: Gee, you're morbid, Harry... Lets find a way out!
Harry: Lets die... -_-
~lights come on~
KtOF: I forget the plot now...
Airic: ~evil smile~ We shall... wing it...
Harry: I think that it's supposed to get hot in here...
Oliver: ~chuckles~
Harry: O_O
KtOF: I need something to make it hot in there... ~ignores Oliver who's laughing hysterically~ I... need.... a... ~ponders~ I NEED A TURKEY! ^___^
Harry: ~gapes at turkey in the middle of the room~ A turkey?
KtOF: Not just any turkey! A flamingturkeyofdoom guaranteed to bring warmth back into any relationship! Isn't it cute?
Flamingturkeyofdoom: ~bursts into flame and heats up the room~
Harry: ~eyes roll up~ What a way to go... What... a... way... to ... go...
Ron: AHHHH! HARRY! ~breaks down window and pulls Harry out~
KtOF: O_o; well, then... What about Riyan?
Riy: ~looks up from poker game~ What?
KtOF: Must I order everyone to do everything around here? JEVAHN! SAVE YOUR FRIEND!
Jevahn: Who? Oh, he hangs out with Alexander now... I won't get him.
Alexandre: What? He doesn't hang out with me!
Jevahn: No, not you, Alexandre, ALEXANDER! The other one!
KtOF: The short one?
Jevahn: The medium one!
KtOF: Ah, the timp player?
Jevahn: Yeah!
Riyan: ~Dying~
KtOF: ~looks in phone book~ M... M... M... Wait! I already have his phone number! ~searches for binder reminder~
~dials~
Alexander's mom: Yes?
KtOF: May I please speak to Alexander?
Alexander: Yeah?
KtOF: Well, Riyan's dying in a room filled with mirrors and turkeys that are on fire. Will you save him?
Alexander: I'm not friends with Riyan! I'm friends with Ryan!
KtOF: Oh, my mistake! Sorry for wasting your time.
Alexander: It's okay... bye... ~hangs up~
Nameless Fireman: ~scowls and pulls out Riyan~
KtOF: Thanks, it would be hard to finish the plot without him...
Nameless Fireman: So why didn't you save him?
KtOF: ^_^ Because Alexander was supposed to.
Nameless Fireman: ^-^; I see...
KtOF: Yeah... Hey, you want a part?
Nameless Fireman: Who can I be?
KtOF: Duo!
Nameless Fireman: Okay... What do I do?
KtOF: Nothing! Duo's not in this story!
Nameless Fireman: ^-^;
KtOF: Back to action... Umm... the question! Yes, the question ^_^
Airic: ~coughs~ Okay, Keli. You can chose. You pick the Oh Henry, everything is fine, but you stay here forever! Muahahaha... Right. You pick the Kit-Kat, I blow the whole place up!
Alexandre: ^We^ blow the whole place up. ~scowls~
Airic: Yeah!
Keladry: Hmmm... Oh Henry's are better... but a big explosion would be so cool... chocolate... explosion... chocolate... explosion... chocolate...
Airic: I'm taking a coffee break. Decide by the time I get back!
Keladry: Right oh! Chocolate... explosion... Chocolate... explosion...
KtOF: Riiight... So what are you going to do, Riyan, Harry?
Harry: ^-^; Get out of here! ~dashes for the door~
KtOF: Hey! ~watches Harry run out~ Shi- sheepskins! I needed him!
Oliver: ~snickers~
KtOF: .O What now?
Nameless Fireman: I'll fill in!
KtOF: Peachy!
Nameless Fireman: So what do I do?
KtOF: Nothing! Harry's part was done now!
Nameless Fireman: ~sighs~
Riyan: ~pours water on the explosives~ Hahaha! I've saved the day! Keladry will surely be happy with me now!
Keladry: Oy! I've decided, guys! I chose the Kit-Kat!
Riyan: .O
KtOF: ^-^; Buuuurn...
Jevahn: ~chortles~ ~chews his popcorn~
KtOF: So, what are we going to do? Keli has totally mauled my plot!
Reien: ~eyes light up~ Blow stuff up?
KtOF: ^_^; Not what I was thinking of...
~phone rings~
KtOF: Y'ullo... You've reached Kathleen. I'm writing now, so speak now or forever be damned to the Duos!
Alexander: ^-^; Um... Kathleen?
KtOF: ~massive sweatdrop~ Hi...
Alexander: I need help with the homework, and I can't seem to get a hold of Ryan!
KtOF: ~glances at Riyan~ Well... Hang on. ~scribbles note and pastes it on screen~ ~wanders off talking~
TBC after Kathleen helps Alexander with the homework...