Greetings ya'll!! That's right I AM BACK!! And since my muse has been hollering his blonde head off, I am continuing And I've run out of things to say, so onto the story!!
Cannonball: well, uh…ah got something t'—
SG: later sam, the story's starting.
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(the x-mansion, three days later)
scott: okay team that was a good mission, now for what you did wrong…
*door bell rings*
entire team: I'll get it!
*entire team runs to door*
scott: but…doesn't anyone want to know what they did wrong?
(upstairs)
jean: so who's really going to get the door?
*all stare at bishop*
bishop: sigh…
*walks to the door*
*opens door*
bishop: um…can I help you?
Billy-ray: nope…ah mean yup. We're lookin' fer our cousin sam.
Bishop: oh, more of sam's weird cousins. I'll go get him..
(inside)
bishop: sam, there are a couple of rednecks outside claiming to be your cousins.
Sam: alright…
(outside)
sam: AAAHHH!! Uh…billy-ray, billy-joe, um…what are ya'll doin' here?
Billy-joe: we're here to save you from them x-men.
Sam: save me?
Billy-joe: yup.
Sam: but…ah don't need savin'
Billy-ray: well sure ya do! Ya'll belong back in Kentucky!!
Sam: uh…hang on one minute.
(inside)
sam: can one o' ya'll watch mah cousins fo' me? Ah need to make a phone call.
*sam runs up stiars*
*all look at remy*
remy: what? You can' do dis t' me!!
(upstairs)
sam (on phone): yes, hi jubilee. Is paige there? Thanks.
(outside)
*remy edges outside*
remy: you sam's cousins?
Billy-ray: yup.
Remy: so…uh….what brings ya t' new york?
Billy-joe: we're here t' save cousin sam.
Remy: save? Well dat's an original story if I ever did hear one.
Billy-joe: say where you from? Ya'll ain't one o' them kentucky folk.
Remy: no, I ain't, I'm from Louisiana.
Billy-ray: Louisiana?! Wow. That's electricity's somethin' else huh?
Remy: sigh….
(on the phone)
paige: hello?
Sam: paige, what took ya so long?! We got a code 73!
Paige: sam ah told you t' stop usin' the codes! Just tell me what's goin' on!
Sam: okay, you remember cousins billy-ray and billy-joe?
Paige: the ones that live in the trailer park?
Sam: that's them.
Paige: and?
Sam: there here to 'save' me from the x-men.
Paige: what?
Sam: you heard me.
Piage: well how're ya gonna get rid of em?
Sam: ah don't know yet…we need a plan.
(outside)
billy-joe: say did them paved roads come as a shock t' ya when ya'll got ta new york?
Remy: …um…you bet!
(in the prof's study)
sam: so ya see, professah, we need a plan!
Professor: okay first…*wispers in sams ear* and them come back to my study.
Sam: okay.
(outside)
billy-ray: and that indoor plummin'?
remy: yeah?
Sam: hey billy-ray, billy-joe? Mah sister paige is on the phone an she really wants t' talk t' ya'll
Paige (on the phone): WHAT? NO! SAM DON'T DO THIS!!!
Billy-joe: aaawww, ya hear that billy-ray? Cousin paige is on the phone!
Remy: t'ank god!!
*sam grabs remy and runs in the house*
remy: so what's de plan?
Sam: ah'm supposed to get afew x-men and go to the professah's study.
Remy: okay, no problem.
( the prof's study 8 minutes later)
prof: I believe you are all well aware of our situation?
*nodding of heads*
prof: well, what we shall do, is I will send a small team, in other words almost all of the x-men, to spend afew nights at a hotel until this is cleared up. Your job is to try to convince the rednecks not to save sam. Understood?
*nods of agreement*
prof: alright everyone, start packing!
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aaaahhhhh! Will prof X really send rednecks go to a classy hotel? Will paige be saved from the phone call from hell? Will storm ever become the TV weather reporter? Tune in next time…same x-place same x-time!
~SG~