Hello I'm back!! Much sooner than usual….anyway, I've just finished a bowl of chocolate ice cream so I'm ready to go!
Sam: but…but ah didn't get any!
SG: oh…uh…um…you can lick the bowl?
Sam: *glares*
On a sadder note (at least to me) I got my first flame!!! It's in the review box if you want to read it! Gah! Let me clear this up right now…in the words of the ever wise jeff foxworthy: you can't make fun of rednecks unless you are one…and, well…I are one. I'm actually quite thrilled I got one, cause in my opinion, your not funny until you offend someone, so I must be doing an okay job! But one good thing will come out of it…you see…in my haste to bring you all this story, I accidently left out the beer!! *hangs head in shame* Good thing this guy brought that to my attention. This will be fixed right away!
Oh! And I should mention there are two guests in this chapter! One you'll find out right away! Yay!
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(airport)
jubilee: and like, frosty gives us, like, a TON of homework! Sean's okay though, he's…
warren: jubilee?
Jubes: yeah?
Warren: who's that?
Jubes: oh, she's from the school too. She was like brought there by gateway, and, like, she's been with us ever since and-
Betsy: okay…WHY is she here?
Jubes: well, sean and frosty, like, wanted her to come cause, like she never get's to go out, and , like, they thought it would be all good for her and stuff, so they , like put her on the plane with me, and here she is!
Betsy: fine! Jubilee, how about you come with me to pick up our other guest, while warren stays with you friend?
Jubes: yeah that would be cool. Oh, do you know paige, right? She's, like sam's sister and she is like totally absorbed in her work, and-
(warren)
warren: so…uh….what's your name?
Penance: …
Warren: I'm warren…uh…you like the school?
Penny:…
Warren: you don't talk much do you?
Penny:…
(mansion)
hank: no, bishop….I'm afraid you can't come home….I understand it's bad, but it's not my call!…hang on
scott: no.
hank: scott said no…okay, hang on
storm: no.
hank: storm says no too…why would you want me to ask logan?…his opinion won't matter, you know…alright (to logan) bishop wants to know if he can come home.
Wolvie: what did storm say?
Hank: I believe she said no.
Wolvie: yeah…yeah that sounds good. I'll say no too.
Hank: no, bishop, I will not ask jean…
Jean: poor hank.
Logan: I know…bishop's got him using standard English!
Jean: hopefully this will end soon…
(hotel)
billy-joe: so let me get this straight…there are no horses in water polo?!
Sam: yeah I'm tellin' ya billy-joe, there are no horse involved!
Billy-ray: s'true. Me an' a couple friends tried that once, an' had ta stop aftah the first two horses drowned.
Billy-joe: say where did that redhead Louisiana boy get ta?
Billy-ray: beats me.
Sam: s' just remy. He'll turn up somewhere.
(warren)
warren: so…you like carrots?
Penny:…
Warren: no?
*penny tilts her head*
warren: yes?
Penny:…
Warren: stop messing with my miiiinnnddd!!!
Penny:…
Warren: EEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!
(betsy and jubilee)
jubilee: and like, he's sooooooo hot!do you know what I mean?
Betsy: no, jubilee, I don't know what you mean!
Jubilee: you know Leonardo dicaprio? From titanic?
Betsy: when does that flight get here?!!!
Jubilee: like, he is soooooo hot!!
Betsy: argh!!!!
(hotel)
remy(wispering): psst. Hey! Hey sam! Sam!
*sam looks over*
remy: get over here!
*sam crawls over*
sam: yeah? Whut is it?
Remy: look whut I found!
*pulls out a 24 case of beer*
sam: gasp! Where'd ya'll get that?!
Remy: do ya'll really care?
Sam: nope!
Remy: didn' t'ink so!
*hands sam a beer*
(warren and penny)
penny:…*tilts head* …*looks at warren* …
warren:…*tilts head* …*looks at penny* …aaaaahhhhhhh!!!! *runs around a bit*
(betsy and jubes)
jubes: and like, I went to the mall this Saturday, and saw this really cute top…
betsy: *pulls some hair out* I know!! You think just as loud as you talk!!! *pulls more hair out*
jubes: hey isn't that the flight landing now?
Betsy: ah! I think it is!!!! Yes!!! *sob*Jubes: great! Let's go, there she is…I think. What does she look like again?
Betsy: for the last time she's a black girl with blonde hair! Get it straight!!
Jubes: ooohhhh! So she's not a blonde girl with black hair!
Betsy: …what?
Jubes: there she is! Let's go!
*pulls betsy up to mystery guest two*
jubes: hi! I'm like jubilee! That's psylocke! It's like, soooo cool to meet you! You don't look that much like bishop, you know. So like, how was the flight?
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are remy and sam getting wasted? Will jubilee ever shut up? Will penance ever become the next playboy centerfold?! Tune in next time to find out!
PS do you know who my next mystery guest is? I dropped enough hints! I will also reveal that I will add another mystery guest, sometime in the next chapter…try to guess who that is too.
And I added penance for towenden, who loves penance and doesn't know until this very moment that I also go by miss_marvel down at the danger room forum! Surprise to towie! Yeah!
Standard drill. I get my magical number, you get the next part. So be a good reader, and leave a nice review! And go read my flame!!