Hhhoooo-yyyaaaaa!!! I'm back!! Poor sam was going insane trying to get me to write this part!! He was so desperate at one point that he went on a fishing show strike!! I couldn't watch him suffer any longer, so here it is….
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psylocke: I apologize for jubilee. So …why are you here?
Shard: I have no idea really. Bishop called, I came! I'm probably going to regret that….
Psylocke: oh, you will.
Shard: *confused look* …um…thanks for the reassurance?
Jubilee: hey, you know that guy on TV? You know brad pitt?
*more mindless teen-talk*
psylocke: let's go find warren, shall we?
*shard ,psylocke and still babbling jubilee go to find warren*
(warren and penny)
penny: …
warren: I think it all started when I was six. I had this pet potato…what was that look for? You think I'm insane don't you?
Penny: …*tilts head*
Warren: STOP THAT!!!
Penny: …
Warren: AAAAAHHHHH!!! NO MORE MIND GAMES!!!! *runs around like a mindless chicken screaming*
*shard, betsy and jubilee walk in*
jubilee: hey penny! Are you having fun with wings?
Betsy: what have you done to warren?!!
Shard: …does he do this often? …
Betsy: warren, you get down from there right now!!!
Penny:…
Betsy: warren! WARREN! That is not a toy!!!! You hear me???!!!
Shard: …bishop never mentioned this…
Jubilee: like it happens. When I was in the x-men…
Penny: …
Betsy: WARREN! GET DOWN FROM THERE!!!
Warren: but…she's looking at me!!
Penny:…*tilts head*…
Warren: YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Betsy: this could take awile…
(rednecks)
billy-joe: ya know? ah'm getting' hungry.
Billy-ray: me too. Say where'd sam and that other boy go?
Billy-joe: ah'm not to sure. Can't 've gotten to far. Let's say we go eat an' then look for 'em.
Billy-ray: 'kay.
*rednecks leave*
(sam and remy)
sam: yup…
remy: yup…
sam: so…how we gonna get rid o' those cousins o' mine?
Remy: pfft. Someone else'll find a way…*drinks another beer*
Sam: *drinks another beer*
(bishop)
bishop: *on the phone…still* can you ask scott again? Okay, nevermind! I'll just die here with these…these…rednecks!!…no I don't think I'm over reacting!!…
(airport)
*crowd gathers*
betsy: if you come down now, I'll give you a cookie!!
Warren: … a chocolate cookie?
Betsy: of coarse! Any kind you want!
*warren flies down*
warren: where's my cookie?!
Betsy: here it is *hands him thin air*
Warren: I don't see it.
Betsy: it's an imaginary cookie.
*stares at betsy's hand*
warren: I fell for it again didn't I?
Shard:…this has happened before?…
Penny: …
Jubilee: wow! Way to go betsy! You broke your old record!!
(bishop)
*bishop hangs up the phone*
*waits*
*hears a noise and goes to investigate*
(remy and sam)
sam: ahahahaaha!! Did ya'll see that there episode a' …what was ah talkin' bout?
Remy: I don' know. Ya lost me after there…
Sam: where?!
Remy: I don' know. S' ya story.
Sam: right. Where am ah?
Remy: bishop said somet'in' bout hell on earth, though.
Sam: where is that…guy?
(penny, jubilee, betsy, shard, warren)
betsy: we're back!!
*no answer*
warren: everyone?!
*silence*
penny:…
warren: oh my god! Do you know what this means??!!!
Jubilee: yeah, like, no ones home?
Warren: the rednecks have killed them!!!!
Shard: rednecks?! Bishop didn't say anything about rednecks!!
Betsy: their not dead, I can still sense them!
Warren: then where are they?!
Shard: split up?
*the five go off in different derections*
(jubilee)
jubilee: oh cool!! TV!! I hope it's MTV…wait a minute….what's this about fishing rods?!
(betsy)
betsy: warren! It's not splitting up if you keep following me!!
Warren: it's a small place! There are only so many rooms where we can split up!!
Betsy: sigh…alright. I see your point. But let me do the talking.
(penny)
*walkes up to sam and remy*
remy: who're you?
Penny:…*points to the beer cans*…
Sam: ah think she wants one.
Penny: *tilts head*
Remy: okay…here *hands penny a beer*
Penny: *plays with beer*
Sam: ya supposed ta drink it!
Penny: *drinks the beer*
(shard)
shard: bishop!
Bishop: hi shard.
Shard: why in hells name did you drag me here? And what's this about rednecks??!
Bishop: oh…nothing.
Shard: bishop!
Bishop: I needed to share my misery with someone…
Shard: and naturally you thought of me?
Bishop: yes…no!
*shard glares*
bishop: so…little sister, how's things with x-factor?
*shard glares*
(warren and betsy)
warren: hey there they are!!
Betsy: what are they doing?
Warren: eating something, I think.
Betsy: eating?
Warren: see for yourself…
Betsy: is that…is that my hair gel?!
(jubilee)
jubilee: oooohhhh!! Get that fish!!! Get him!!
(penny, sam and remy)
sam: so what brings you ta town?
Penny: …:S…
Remy: I don' think she's a talker…
Sam: naw…you on the other hand won't shut up.
Remy: well I don' hear you complainin'! *takes a swing at sam…and misses*
Sam: oh ya'll wanna play it that way? *trips on his shoe lace*
Remy: *falls on top of sam*
Sam: *pushes remy off and kicks at thin air*
Penny:…*slashes open a beer can*…
(shard and bishop)
bishop: so now your not even going to talk to me?
Shard: ….
Bishop: what did I do?
Shard: …
Bishop: say something!!
Shard: okay how about this…MOM LIKED ME BETTER!!
Bishop: no she didn't!! I was her favorite!!
Shard: no, we found you in a ditch!!
Bishop: no, we found you in a ditch!!
(betsy and warren)
betsy: oh my lord!
Warren: what are they eating now?
Betsy: it looks like my face cream!
Warren: ugh! They will eat anything!!
(jubilee)
*walks into the room and sees all the fighting/bickering/eating*
jubilee: I've got it!!! I know who can solve our problems!!!
Betsy: well lets hear it…
Jubilee: not yet, I need to make a quick call!!
*everyone waits patiently*
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will betsy ever be able to replace her hair gel? Who is this mystery-person who jubilee was speaking of? Will beast ever colour to blonde?!
That was so much fun to write! Towenden guessed the mystery guest!! Yay towie!! Now standard drill…do I even need to go through this again?