Hello everyone!! I AM BACK once again!!!! I was waiting for my magic number of reviews, but then Sam pointed out that that was hopeless and if I waited for them then the story would never get finished!!!

*Sam gloats*

But just to spite him I've decided to make this the last chapter!!

Sam: what??!! We didn't talk 'bout this!!!

SG: *sticks tongue out* besides we have other ideas to work on!!

Sam: well ya do got a point but…

SG: *sticks tongue out*

Sam: now…*looks at SG*…ah mean…*looks at SG*…never mind!!!

*beast and storm flip through channels*

storm: Henry stop there!!!

*hank stops flipping*

hank: what is it storm?

(on the TV)

jerry springer: welcome. Today on the show…mutants. human or not they still problems that we can relate to. Some of the issues we'll be addressing today…sibling rivalry…problem relatives…relationship problems…and more. So stay tuned.

*goes to commercial*

(reality)

hank: oh my stars and garters!! Is that…them?? Storm is this why you insisted on watching this uncivilized show??

Storm: n…yes. That is the reason. I don't tape it everyday.

Hank: storm?

Storm: there's nothing on the tapes!!! Nothing!!

*hank stares at the large pile of "blank" tapes*

storm: I shall summon the others.

*the team shuffles into the room*

scott: what's going on??

Hank: watch!

(on TV)

jerry springer: and we're back! Let me introduce my first set of guests…*looks at card*…this is warren Worthington and betsy bradcock. Now tell us….why are you here?

Betsy: well jerry…I'm not exactly sure.

Jerry: so there are no…problems in your relationship?

Warren: no. we get along quite well actually.

*silence*

jerry: nothing? At all?

Warren and bestsy: no.

Jerry: there has to be something!

*both shrug*

jerry: how about a question from the audience??

Adience member: yeah…uh…this' for the one with wings. Uh…are those wings part of your mutation?

Warren: yes.

Jerry: uh…let's go to commercial! And when we get back…mutant teen issues!

 *goes to commercial*

*x-men watch with their jaws slagging ion the floor*

jean: oh. My. God.

Scott: this was their brilliant plan??!!

Wolverine: wow look!! Half off sparkle kids toothpaste at the local wal-mart!

*everyone stares*

wolvie: I mean…GGGGGRRRRR

storm: it is back on!!

(TV)

jerry: we're back! If you've just tuned in our show today is titled…mutants and their issues. Now let me introduce my next set of guests…this is jubilee and penance. Two teenage mutants. So penance…how do you feel about being a mutant?

Penny: … *drinks another beer*…:S….

Jerry: um..jubilee…how do you feel about being a mutant??

Jubilee: well it's okay but there's like, these FOH losers who sent these like, things called sentinels, which are these big bogus robots, and they like, all want to destroy us but it's like, not so bad, because I have a lot of mutant friends like, paige and gambit and Psylocke and wolvie and penny and…

Jerry: *clears throat* yes….so penance…why the beer??

*penny throws beer cans at jerry…some still full*

jerry: ow! OW! And OW! Jubilee, do you feel it is hard to lead a normal life OW! Being a OW mutant?

Jubilee: like, I don't like, know, cause like, I don't have or even know ,like anyone with a normal life, but like…

Jerry: and OW let's go to OW commercial OW!! Steve get this kid off the stage!! Our next mutant issue…sibling rivalry.

*geoes to commercial*

scott: what happened?? Emma frost was on the phone complaining…something about her students on jerry springer??

Hank: I liked it best when jerry springer got hit with the beer cans.

Jean: that was quite good, but the show is not over yet.

Storm: this is disappointing!! Ten minutes into the show and the chairs are still in place!!

Wolvie: GGGGRRRR

Hank: it's back!!

(TV)

*crew is picking up beer cans in the background*

jerry: we're back! Now let me introduce my next two guests…this is Bishop and his sister Shard. Now tell me…why is the sibling rivalry still an issue?

Shard: doesn't it say on your card??

Jerry: uh…yes, but I think the audience would like to hear it in your own words.

Bishop: I wouldn't call it a problem…

Shard: yeah we get along great when we're not fighting!

Jerry: and what is it that you fight about?

Bishop: you know, how mom and dad liked me better than her…

Shard: they did not!!

Bishop: yes they did!!

*shard fires and energy blast bishop*

Bishop: nice try little sister, but I can absorb anything that you throw at me!!

*shard throws a chair*

audience: JERRY!! JERRY!!

*Bishop gets hit with chair…procedes to throw chair at shard*

*shard phases through chair…and the twenty bodyguards trying to restrain her*

*lunges at bishop who shields himself with one of the bodyguards*

audience: JERRY!! JERRY!!

*bodyguard gets severly beaten by both bishop and shard*

*shard and bishop stare at their handy-work*

Bishop: perhaps we shouldn't have done that…

Shard: maybe no one will notice….

*bishop and shard run off stage*

Jerry: we'll be right back after these commercials with…relative problems!

*cuts to commercial*

*x-men stare*

jean: so…that's bishops little sister?

Storm: yes…I believe it is

Wolvie: GGGRRRR…I'm the best at what I do, bub!

Scott: hey why is the VCR flashing like that??

Hank: it appears that it is set to record the program…but who?…

Storm: no one!

Jean: sshhh!!

(TV)

jerry: alright now for our next set of guests….the guthries and Gambit.

Gambit: why am I here?

Jerry: simple…sex appeal! Now sam, you have a problem with your cousins?

Sam: yes. Ya see, they just won't go away!!! No matter what ah do!!

Jerry: and billy-joe, billy-ray…whats your side of the story?

Billy-ray: well we just tryin ta save sam from them there mutants!!

Someone from the audience: wait a minute…are you the same cousins that tried to save sam from x-force??

Sam: is that…?

Remy: mon dieu!!

x-men (at home): it can't be!!

Jerry: and who might you be sir??

Audience member: they know!!

Billy-joe: cable!! We ain't seen you in …awile!!

Jerry: you know eachother???

*camera focuses in on cable and some of x-force*

cable: yes those two rednecks tried to 'save' sam from a different team last year!!

Jerry: is this true??

Sam: yup. Cost us $800 in damages too.

Jerry: you have a question??

Audience member: yeah…this is for the cute guy in the chair to the right…uh…are you single??

Remy: dat's a grey area at de best of times…

Females (and some of the males) in the audience: aaawwwww…

Jerry: next question…

Audience member: also for the guy on the right. When you say "grey area" what do you mean exactly?

Remy: uh….can I just say dat I'm gay??

Jerry: sorry, we need the viewers. Now…sam I may have a solution to you problem. Billy-ray, billy-joe….how would you both like jobs???

Billy-ray: that sounds good!

Billy-joe: beats playin the lottery.

Jerry: well welcome to the staff! Now lets go to commercial break…and when we come back…final thoughts!

*goes to commercial*

jean: can it be true??

Hank: was it really that easy??

Scott: I don't know…let's watch…

(TV)

*jerry sitting on a chair with a cheep curtain as the background*

jerry: mutants. Are they human? You tell me. Today we have seen real people with real problems. Sibling rivalry, teenagers, relationships. We helped one group get rid of unwanted relatives. But are realatives really unwanted or just misunderstood…tune in for our next show: rednecks that have been kicked out of the family. Goodbye.

*turns TV off*

*everyone rejoices*

SG: well that's it!! It'a all over. Or is it? Do unwanted relatives ever really dissapear?? Do my stories ever really end? Will I ever go away? Tune into my next story for some answers.

Will I do a Sequel? Only if there is a demand for it, otherwise, no. thanks to everyone who read and reviewed…it's been wild!!!