School is School!!
Chapter 4# The Boys v.s Girls Event
All of them stormed into the bus and the girls and boyd planned something evil... EVIL...EVIL...EVIL...EVIL... against each other. "I know, we can put maggots into Amy's bag," Sonic grinned evily. "Where can we get maggots?" Jaleal asked. "I know, I think I brought some in a bottle. It's suppose to be for a...," Cyrus said.But stopped talking as he saw all of them looking at each other, grinning from ear to ear.
After they took out the bottle filled with maggots~~~
"Manic, you get 'em," Sonic ordered. "Me? Why me?" Manic asked, his face all white. "Because your name starts with an 'M' and so does the maggots. See? You have a big connection between each other!" Sonic replied. "I-It's just an 'M'! Er- ask Mighty to do it. His name starts with an 'M' too," Manic said, hiding behind Mighty. "No way! I'm a coward for now!" Mighty stammered. Sonic looked at Charmy and Espio. Espio immediately camouflaged and Charmy shrunk to his tiniest size. Cyrus and Trevor went to hide in the first place. Sonic looked at Knuckles. Knuckles scratched his head,"What're you looking at?"
"You do it," Sonic pointed at Knuckles. "WHAT!? ME!?" Knuckles yelled,"I'm scared! I'm not doing it! Keep it away from me! Somebody SAVE ME!!" "You bunch of cowards!" Sonic grumbled and looked at the maggots. They were squirming about - eeyuck! "Er... A hero like me shouldn't dirty my own hands," Sonic said and looked at Shadow,"the villian always dirties his hands right?" "You pathetic cowards! Let me show you the real power of Shadow the Hedgehog," Shadow said, frustated. He looked at the maggots for a while... "Does anyone have rubber gloves?"
"Maybe I can solve the problem," Jaleal said,"I'll just use my magic to transport it there." "Well, you should have done that earlier!" Sonic scolded. The maggots were teleported to Amy's bag. The boys hid and watched Amy's reaction as she opened her bag.
"AAAAAAHHH!!!" Amy gasped. The boys chuckled evily. "What cute lil' squiggly things!" Amy said happily,"I'll keep a collection of these!" Amy picked the maggots up and squished it. "What!?" the boys hissed in disbelief. The Oracle floated into the bus and asked, "Has anyone seen the maggots from Cyrus' bottle? I can't seem to find them,"
"Help!! I'm bleeding!!" Rouge screamed with a tear stained face. "Really? Where are you bleeding?" Knuckles asked, panic filled him. "HAHAHAHAHA!! What a fool you are!!" Rouge laughed, rolling on the floor. The blood was fake-until... BANG! Rouge knocked against a sharp window edge. Blood flowed out of her arm. "Argh! It's painful! I'm bleeding!" Rouge screamed, grasping her arm tightly. "I'm not falling for that again," Knuckles said, crossing his arms. "Help me!" Rouge yelled again. "No way! You faker!" Knuckles said.
"Knuckles! I can't believe you're such a ignorant stupid idiotic pea sized brain freak!!!," Mina screamed at him." Teacher, an emergancy! May I have the first aid kit?" Mina asked the teacher as she helped Rouge to a nearby seat. "You mean it was real?" Knuckles asked with a dumb look on his face, totally puzzled and clueless. "You know, the noise back there is unbearable," Queen Aleena muttered from the front seat. "I know," the driver said,"I'm growing deaf. Locke and Lara-Lee joined the noise too- quarelling non-stop.
"We've arrived!" the driver yelled above the racket they were making. "Yessss!!!!!!!!" Queen Aleena cheered and ran down from the bus,"I hope it won't be too noisy during the camp." Hatred was brewing in the air as the boys and girls glared at each other while pitching up their tents.
At night~~~
When everything was pitch black..."Let's see, we'll...." was all the boys heard from the girls' tent. "I can't make the words out.." Manic grumbled pressing his ear gently against the tent. "WELL!? Press your ear harder!" Knuckles hissed angrily and pushed Manic's head against the tent. "Watch it!!!" Sonic yelled as he watched Manic collapsing with the tent - too late! Oh no!
A ghostly figure that was glowing arose from under the tent. "G-G-Ghooooossssssstttttttt!!!!" the boys yelled and ran like lightning. The ghost chased after them, stretching it's hands out to grab them. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!" Mighty yelled as the ghost caught him. "We must do something!" Espio yelled. "What!?" Jaleal yelled back. All of them were sweating like mad. "We er... RUN!!!" Sonic screamed. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"
Suddenly, the ghost tripped over a stone. "Since when do ghosts trip?" Trevor asked. "They never do-hey! It must be a girl in diguise!" Cyrus said, pointing at the ghost. Amy undraped herself,"Macho boys eh?" "W-we-we" Knuckles trembled angrily. "You ALL were scared," Amy laughed. There were other girls hiding behind bushes laughing along. "We used glow-in-the-dark paint," Maria explained.
Just then, a long creepy hollow laughter filled the air. "AMY!!" Sonic shouted. "It wasn't me..." Amy said softly, she was starting to shake all over. "Uh... are y-you thinkin' what I'm thinkin' dudes?" Manic asked. There were footsteps behind them. "Ulp...who wants to turn around?" Charmy asked, frozen all over. It was walking nearer...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Heheheheheh, I thought this idea might want to make you guys go back to your tents," the Oracle asked. "Oh, it's only you..." Knuckles said, calming down. The Oracle rolled on the floor while laughing."Hmpf! Macho boys eh?!" Sonia huffed. "You girls screamed too!" Shadow pointed out.
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah!"
The next morning~~~
"Oh...yeah...?" Sally asked Sonic with a drowsy look on her face. "..." She turned to Sonic. "Sonic...?" Sonic was snoring away with the others. Everyone was sleeping soundly on the grass. "Rise and shine people!" Queen Aleena said, shaking everyone awake. "A minute..." Manic mumbled. "Mummy...daddy..." Knuckles muttered while sucking his thumb. "Noooo....not now...." Shadow grumbled, hugging the grass. "Brother...you idiot..." Meczy whispered softly. "Bartlebee...the ring you gave me is fake gold..." Sonia sighed. Queen Aleena arched an eyebrow and frowned,"Must be dreaming. Sleepyheads..."
"...WAKE UP!!!!!" she yelled,"Teachers!! Wake up ALERT!!" All the teachers that were there rushed there with buckets of water. "Ready..? FIRE!!!" SPLASH!! SPLOOSH!!! Water drenched every single one of them. Sonic woke up first before the water could touch him. "Eek! My hair!!" Sonia shrieked in horror. There was a BIG ...no...HUGE..no...ENORMOUS commotion made by them, screaming and dancing around trying to dry themselves off.
"SHUT UUUUPPPPPPP!!!!!" Queen Aleena screamed above it all. Everyone remained silent. "Now we shall go jungle tracking," she said through clenched teeth and knitted eyebrows. Everyone nodded silently. They stood up slowly... "NOW!!!!!!!" Queen Aleena screamed ever so loudly 'till all of the students dashed to the jungle.
"I hate jungles," Sonia complained, looking into a pocket mirror. "Whoa! Mosquitoes with the size of rats!" Maria said, swatting a big fat chubby(chubby?) mosquito away from her sight. "Guys, I have a fabulous plan," Shadow said softly. "What is it?" the boys asked anxiously.
The girls walked in a group looking at the scenery. "Erm... are we at the right track?" Maria asked, scratching her head. "I don't see anyone in front of us," Amy said. "Those guys must be tricking us," Shiora said. They nodded and continued walking. "My crystall ball is glowing," Meczy said. She took out her crystall ball from her dress and looked into it, "Hmm.. I see something orange..." "Maybe THAT'S what it is!" Sonia yelled.
A lion came and ran after them!! "Oh nooooo!!! Lionnn!!" Sally screamed. Then, a swarm of bees came out of nowhere!!! "Eeekk!!!" Rouge yelled. A herd of buffaloes came charging at them!!! "Hmm? But the form said that the jungle was extremely safe..." Amy said calmly as ever while everyone else were shouting away. "Fakers!!" Amy yelled stepping on the form while the others were still shouting away....
"Hey, how did you know it was fake?" Mighty asked, coming out of his hideout. Mighty!" Espio hissed who was still in his camouflauge. "AHA!! I found you FAKERS! I didn't spend my money for nuthin' you know!!" Amy yelled angrily. "Okay-okay, we give in," Sonic said, stepping out but Amy walked pass him and started screaming at a teacher. The rest just glared at the boys. "You got me so worried...!!" Sonia screamed at Knuckles. "Heheheheh you were scared!" Knuckles teased. "...about my hair! Did you know how long it took to make it look nice and fluffy?" Sonia continued. "Er... no?" Knuckles said. Sonia punched him endlessly.
"Anyway, you were petrified!" Sonic jeered. "The animals looked just too real!" Meczy protested,"How did you guys do that?!" "That's my job," Jaleal said, grinning mischeviously,"My magic can do ALMOST anything. The animals were phonies," "Oh really? Can your magic heal you?" Rouge asked as politely as possible. "Um..." Jaleal thought for a moment. "Nevermind! CHARGE girls!" Rouge ordered. The girls jumped on Jaleal while kicking and boxing him.
Soon they managed to get out of the jungle unharmed except for a Jaleal who is bruised and boxed all over... "Gee, some girls just take a joke!" Jaleal mumbled. The boys laughed, clutching their stomachs. "We'll teach you a lesson or two!" Shiora yelled at them. "I'm so terrified," Sonic teased. They walked in opposite directions and re-pitched their tents up.(remember the ghost part?) "You know, I hope this doesn't go on..." Queen Aleena sighed miserably. "You idiot!" Someplace else, Lara-Lee and Locke were arguing for no-good reasons. "You idiot!" Lara-Lee screamed at Locke. "Idiot for what?" Locke asked. " I don't know!" Lara-Lee a shot back. "Then shut up!" Locke yelled back. And it went on and on...until....
The next morning~~~
"Good morning Mobotropolis!" Sonic yawned, stretching his hands in the air. He looked around, "Knuckles, wake up- Aaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!" "Huh? Wha...?" Knuckles asked drowsily and looked at Sonic,"Aaaaaaahhh!!!!!" "What's going on?! I'm trying to sleep here dudes," Manic complained. "Our faces..." Sonic started. "Are painted!" Knuckles continued. "Oh dude, you're wearing lipstick," Manic pointed at Jaleal. "Manic, you've got a bruised eye," Espio said. All of them pointed at each other's ridiculous painted faces. Mighty went to a nearby river and tried to scrub the paint off. He came back telling them,"This is a very strong paint! It's permanant paint!!" "WHAAATTT???!!" all of them yelled and started running around their tents screaming, "HHHHHHHHEEEEEEELP!"
The girls were in their tents giggling. "It was rather cruel of you to think of that idea," Shiora said to the girls. "Oh be a lil' sporty," Meczy chuckled. "They scared us half to death in the jungle," Amy pointed out. "It's our sweet revenge," Rouge sneered. "In that case, why don't we ask them to bow to us and beg to us before we give them that permanant paint remover?" Mina suggested. "Not a bad idea..." Sonia smirked.
"This must be the girls work!" Trevor yelled. "So what? We can't get this paint off!" Cyrus yelled back. "Well, we know how to," Sally said with her hands on her hips. " Oh pleaseee get it off," Jaleal begged. "Hmpf! Why don't you use your magic?" Maria jeered. "B-But there isn't any known spell," Jaleal winced. "Maria, pleeeeaaaaase....." Shadow said, taking Maria's hand. "I..." Maria said, looking sadly at Shadow-but she burst out laughing after seeing Shadow's weird painted face. He was painted wearing eyeshadow and his spikes had pink polka dots on it.
"You must BOW and BEG on your knees," Sonia said ,"That is- before we give you the paint remover." "But Sonia!" Knuckles protested. "No buts," Rouge said. "Well?" Meczy asked the boys. "Erm..." Manic mumbled. All of them went on their knees and started begging and bowing to them. "Okay, I think it will be okay if you guys take this," Amy said, handing the paint remover to Sonic. Before Sonic could grab hold of it, Amy hid the bottle behind her back. "That'll be twenty bucks please," Mina smirked. "No way," Knuckles said. "Well I guess we'll have to raise the price then," Maria said, grinning.
"Uh, anyoune's got twenty bucks?" Espio asked straight away. Mighty groaned and handed twenty mobiuns to Espio. "Take it and give that bottle to us," Espio said. Sonia swiped the twenty mobiuns and tossed the bottle at them. The boys rushed and rubbed and scrubbed their faces 'till they were shining.
"Everyone back into the bus," Queen Aleena said aloud. Everyone dashed into the bus. "Whew, at leas now I hope we'll have peace and-" Queen Aleena thought. The bus was filled with laughter, screams and hatred. Queen Aleena sighed as she put on her ear plugs.
The next day of school~~~
As soon as Sonic stepped into the hall, evryone over there seemed to be looking, whispering and giggling about him. "SONIC!" Knuckles yelled, waving an article in the air. "What's cooking?" Sonic asked. "Take a GOOD look," Knuckles said and handed the article to Sonic. Sonic read it carefully and got a shock of his life.
Sonic, our hero is looking as stupid as usual. Sonic's picture was in the papers but it wasn't a very nice picture for Sonic to see- himself in a girl's dress! Sonic read a sentance below another picture. Knuckles is trying to look cute. Knuckles' picture was there...
...wearing a bikini!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sonic tried to stop himself from believing what he saw. Shadow, the world's Ultimate Life Form-in pink. Shadow's picture was showed. He was dyed pink all over! 'Funky hair' Manic Hedgehog. Manic's picture was there. Manic's hair was all tangled up and tied with ribbons! Sonic crumpled and tore all the papers into lil' pieces, not wanting to see anymore rubbish. He even grabbed all the articles in the school and ripped them to shreds.
"Looks like the world's hero, Sonic the Hedgehog is angry," Shiora jeered. "Who wrote this?!" Sonic roared angrily. "If you didn't know cutie, I'm the chief of the school's article," Shiora smirked. "You...!!!!" Knuckles yelled. Anger burned in him. "I used computer technology to do the pictures," she said again and turned to walk off.
"That's it! Revenge to humilate them is gonna be good!" Sonic said,"Call the other guys. A plan is brewing in my mind already!"
After recess, the girls walked in a group talking to each other. They were talking so much 'till they didn't notice that people were laughing at them. "What's going on?" Sonia asked, finally noticing people laughing while pointing at them. Amy looked around and gasped. "What is it?" Maria asked. "L-Look! On t-t-the w-wall!" Amy said, biting her lip.
There were big words written all over the school walls. It said- Mina wears kitty cat's stuff. "What?!" Mina screamed. Shiora is half bald. "Huh?" Shiora asked and looked at herself in a mirror. Sally doesn't wears trousers. "How could they?" Sally said and ran off sobbing. Meczy's too old fashion. "I'll kill you for this!" Meczy cursed. Rouge is old-she has white hair. "Those idiots!" Rouge yelled. Sonia is a pink-haired weirdo. "Nooooooo!!!" Sonia shrieked. Amy is an old hag. "Whazzat mean?" Amy asked, confused. Maria is a sweet, caring girl. "Oh how sweet," Maria said happily. "THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!" the girls shouted at Maria.
"THAT'S IT!!!!!!"
Queen Aleena screamed. "Rouge, Sonia, Sally, Amy, Meczy, Maria, Mina and Sally, come here immediately." The girls walked slowly toward Queen Aleena. She handed to each of the girls a broom, "Start sweeping the shreds of papers Sonic tore now." They swept the papers up slowly. When the boys saw what happened, they started laughing.
"What're you laughing at huh?! Come here you boys!" Queen Aleena yelled at them. The boys immediately kept quiet and walked towards her silently. She handed every one of them a damp cloth, "You all are to wipe off all the words on the wall until they shine!" The boys groaned and scrubbed the walls hard.
Do you think it's over? Well, it's not REALLY over yet.
"We won!" Meczy yelled at Manic.
"No, we won!" Manic shot back.
"We had more pranks on you!" Amy screamed at Sonic.
"You did not!" Sonic protested.
"We have more survivors!" Knuckles shouted at Rouge.
"Our group survived EVERYTHING!" Rouge boomed at Knuckles.
"We won!"
"No, WE won!"
"No, WE won!"
"NO way!"
"NEVER!"
"Dream on!"
"Oh yeah?!"
"YEAH!"
Queen Aleena sighed and shook her head, "I think I should hire a phsycitrist."
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Chapter 5# The Phsycitrist is coming up next!
What do YOU think will happen?
Heh... don't worry, it's a tie between the boys and the girls. But wahddabout the new phsycitrist? Will he be a danger or a peace-maker?
Exactly WHO will he be?
Just check it out! You don't want me to spoil the fun do you?