School is School!!
Chapter 5# The Psychiatrist
"QUIET YOU LIL' BRATS!!!!!" Athair shouted. The class was booming with laughter, yells and snores. Paper aeroplanes were flying all over the place. "THAT'S IT! ONE MORE PEEP OUTTA YOU PEOPLE AND I'LL SEND YOU TO THE PSYCHIATRIST!!!!!" Athair yelled waving his wooden staff in the air. The class immediately fell silent...
"Peep," Amy said. "GET OUTTA HERE!!!!" Athair yelled slamming a piece of paper on Amy's desk. It was a permission to enter the psychiatrist's room. "B-B-But," Amy said sweating all over. "NOW!!" Athair boomed. Amy slowly tiptoed out of class. Soon when Athair was teaching like normal, Meczy's crystall ball was glowing radiantly.
Meczy looked deep into her crystall ball. "Dude, the crystall ball is so bright, I need sunglasses. Turn the light down," Manic snickered. "I sense something........MAD.....will happen...." Meczy whispered.
During recess, Sonic was sitting in a corner munching his favourite food-chillidogs. Amy sped towards him saying, "Sonic! Sonic, I'll stick by you wherever you go." "Oh puhlease," Sonic mumbled. "You'll never get rid of me," she said and pulled out her piko piko hammer, "DESTROY!!!!!" "AAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHH!!!" Sonic screamed trying to avoid Amy's devastating depths of her golden hammer.
"Hey look, it's Sonic and Amy. Don't they look so cute? Why can't we be like them?" Rouge asked Knuckles. Knuckles looked at Sonic trying to escape Amy's demonic attacks. "I can't imagine....," Knuckles replied. Amy's golden hammer slammed onto Sonic's head and Sonic blacked out. "That has got to hurt," Knuckles commented. "What did you do to Manic's brother?" Meczy asked. Amy looked at Meczy and slammed her on the head with the hammer. Amy dashed off, laughing maniacly while waving her arms in the air.
"Mom! Look what Amy did to Meczy!" Manic yelled. "Quiet dear, I'm busy," Queen Aleena said, examining her face with a pocket mirror. "B-b-but MOM! Meczy is going to... uh... DIE!! She's withering and moaning in pain!! You got to help!! MOM!!" Manic shouted. "Don't worry dear, she's be fine," Queen Aleena said calmly, still busy with her pocket mirror. "Are you sure?" Manic asked, worried. Queen Aleena nodded, "Yup, I'll bring flowers to her grave. Now get lost."
"Good morning Amy!"
*WHAM!!* *SLAM!!*
"Hi Amy!"
*BANG!!* *BOP!!*
"What's up Amy?"
*WHACK!!* *SMACK!!* "DDDDDEEEEEESSSTRRROOOYY!!!!" MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
The next morning at school, Manic and Shiora were walking down a hallway. "So what was your reaction when you saw Meczy knocked out?" asked Shiora, scribbling some junk into her notebook. "Oh puhlease, shut up man!" Manic yelled angrily at Shiora. "That was only the.." Shiora said. "...18890th question that you have asked me," Manic continued. "SO!? IT WAS SO LITTLE!" she screamed. They started quarreling until someone stood in between them.
"Ehem, I believe you two are destroying other people's peace," said Locke. "Erm..oh uh... hello er... um.. Mr.Locke...heheh...," Manic stammered with a nervous smile. "Yeah uh, hello," Shiora squeaked. Locke handed them a paper slip each. "The psychiatrist?!" Manic yelled in horror. "The psychiatrist," Locke said, crossing his arms. "But Mr.Locke, I'm a prince!" Manic protested. "So?" Locke asked.
Manic and Shiora stormed to the psychiatrist's room. "This is all your fault!" Shiora screamed. "Look who's talkin' dude!" Manic yelled back. They reached to a creepy looking door, full of cobwebs with a sign 'Psychiatrist.' There was another sign which it's words were scratched out. "What do you think that sign says?" Manic asked. "Uhh... Turtle Cabinet... Do not extract," Shiora answered. "No it doesn't, it says Telephone Cupcakes, Do Not Eat," Manic said. They examined it more closely and they both exclaimed, "Torture Chamber, Do Not Enter!"
"AAAAAHHH!!! I'm sooo scaaaaaared!!" Shiora screamed on top of her lungs. Suddenly, the creepy door collapsed. "It's ALIIIIVE!!!" Shiora yelled. "No it's not, it's a door with loose screws," Manic said, "I hope." They both stepped in gingerly.
"Welcome, welcome, WELCOME!!" said an evil voice followed by an echoing laughter. "Who're you? Show yourself!" they cried, trembling while glancing around. "It is me, Ivo Robotnick!!! But you may call me 'Nickki'," said Doctor Robotnick.
"Come, come, sit here," Dr. Robotnick said and slowly took something shiny from his desk..."Cupcakes anyone?" he asked revealing a shiny tray with cute cupcakes on it. Shiora and Manic sighed in relief and sat down. Shiora, greedily grabbed a cupcake and stuffed it into her mouth while Dr. Robotnick talked to her. Manic secretly tried to steal the shiny tray. "Whaddaya think YOU'RE doing?" Dr. Robotnick asked and turned to Manic.
"Uh... lookin at these cute lil' cupcakes," Manic grinned and put the tray back down. "So how do you feel?" Dr. Robotnick asked Shiora. "I feel..." Shiora said but before she could finish, her head drooped down and she started to snore. "Would you excuse me Manic? I need to bring Shiora somewhere..." he said with an evil glint in his eyes.
After a while, Manic heard a loud, ear-piercing scream. Then he heard someone cursing angrily but then laughed maniacly after a few seconds. Manic was sweating all over. What happened? He asked himself. Manic wouldn't take any chances, he ran out of the room. He glanced back and saw Shiora chasing after him. "DESTROY!!!!!"
She managed to catch up with Manic and started attacking Manic with her secret weapon known as... the notepad! Whack! Bop! Pow! Wham! Papers were flying everywhere.
During recess, two hedgehogs with bandaged heads sat next to each other. "Man, that psychiatrist is mondo weird," Sonic said to Manic. "What's all this psychiatrist thingy?" Sonia asked. "I was so close to death, dude!" Manic sighed. "We're survivors!" Sonic said putting his foot on the table. Both of them rubbed their medallions and started singing 'I'm a Survivor' song.
Knuckles and Rouge passed by and asked, "Hey, what's with the survivor song?" "Ya know what dude?" Manic said, "Nickki is up to no good!" "Nickki? Is that a girl?" Rouge asked. "No! Nickki is Ivo 'Buttnick!" Manic answered. "Nickki? Robotnick?" Sonic and Knuckles yelled and looked at each other,"No way!" All five of them started rolling on the floor, laughing.
Shadow and Maria asked, "What's wrong with them Shadow? They sound like a pack of laughing hyenas," Maria said. "HYENAS?!?" they all yelled at Maria. "No one talks like that to Maria!" Shadow shouted. "Oh yeah!?" Sonic yelled. "Yeah!" Shadow shot back. And they started fighting.
"Stop it you two or you two will be sent to the psychiatrist!" Meczy cried, rushing towards them. Both of them kept quiet and shook hands. Suddenly Sonic squeezed Shadow's hand hard! "Ooooooowch!!!" Shadow yelled and punched Sonic. And they both started to fight again. Rouge shook her head and looked at Knuckles, "I wonder where's Amy and Shiora right now."
Someplace else, Robotnick was smiling evily, "Now I have two girls who can create havoc in this school! Once I make all the students like them, I can rule the school!! Mwaaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Back at the cafeteria, Manic suggested, "Why don't we investigate this psychiatrist mystery?" "YEAH!!" Everyone agreed.
"We'll find out the truth of this madness!" Sonic cried.
"YEAH!!" everyone cheered.
"We'll catch the pychiatrist red-handed and stop his evil plot!" Sonic cried out.
"YEAH!!"
"So how do we catch that psychiatrist red-handed?" Meczy asked. Everyone looked at each other. Erm..............
"Ehem, is someone talking about me?" Dr.Robotnick asked as he stepped into the cafeteria. "Nickki!" they all gasped. "That's right!" he replied and grinned evily. "I never thought a bunch of kids like you would...," Dr.Robotnik left his sentence hanging, and slowly took out a knife. The students were breathing heavily as he brought the knife near Sonic.
Dr. Robotnik's knife was close to Sonic's face. "I never knew you bunch of kids... would eat so much!" Dr.Robotnik said as he sliced at Sonic's chillidog pie. "Noo! My chillidog pie!! I haven't tasted it yet!" Sonic cried as he tried desperately to pull his chillidog pie away from Dr.Robotnik. "It's MINE! All MINE!!" Dr. Robotnik laughed, stuffing his face with the chillidog pie. Sonic gave up and pouted.
"Now's our chance," Shadow said softly to the rest. They all tiptoed pass Dr. Robotnick and ran towards the 'Psychiatrist's Room'. "I'm scared," Sonia wailed. "Shh!!!" hissed Rouge. The room was pitch black. "This must be the room where Nickki took Shiora," Manic said, opening a door. In that room, there was... there was... there was... a lolipop.
"Nope, it's empty, I bet it's this one," Sonic whispered, opening the next door. "That's the fridge you fool, it must be this door," Rouge said, opening the next door. Spears, knives and spikey things spilled right in front of her foot. "It could be this door," Knuckles said, opening the next door. "DESTROY!!" Shiora shouted. Knuckles quickly slammed the door shut, "Erm, nothing in there."
"This is the door," said Maria as she opened the next door. They entered the room, which was just like a lab. There was an enormous lazer and a huge computer showing a picture of a brain. "Hey, what is that?" Cyrus said as he examined the computer screen. The others crowded around the lazer with 'ooOooOooh...'s and 'aAah...'s.
"Hey, I know what that doctor did! He meddled with Amy's and Shiora's brain! So they are now both being weird," Cyrus said. "What are you going to do about it?" asked Sonic. Cyrus began, "Simple, I'll just reverse the 10-7/68355 formula for the lazer and probably have to mix it with a 100/4.687--". "Alright, shut up. We get the idea. So all we have to do is to get those girls and--," before Shadow could finish his sentence, sounds of footsteps were heading towards the room.
"It's probably Nickki! We have to hide!" panicked Sonia. They looked around and tried to sqeeze into a small tiny cupboard. They could only hide their heads inside. "It's too squashy that it's smearing my eyeshadow! Let's find a different hiding place!" Rouge managed to say. So they quickly ran to the nearest hiding place... the refridgerator. However, Manic slipped and fell before he managed to reach the refridgerator.
"So you have found my lab, you pesky green hedgehog," Dr.Robotnik said calmly, rubbing his hands together. "Hahahah! I'll be able to use this cannon on you!!!Hahhahah! My dreams...will come true!" he laughed and motioned to the cannon.
"Someone has to save Manic!" Meczy whispered desperately in the fridge. Sonic ignored her and started chomping down the chillidogs that were preserved in the fridge. "IS THAT ALL YOU CAN THINK OF!!??" Meczy retorted angrily. "SHHHHH!!" everyone else hissed at her.
"Did I hear something?" Dr. Robotnick asked, scratching his head. "No," a voice cried out from the fridge. "Oh, okay," Dr. Robotnick said and continued with his evil plan.
"I'll go and get help," Knuckles offered. "Do it quickly before we freeze to death," said Sonia. Knuckles sneaked out of the fridge and out of the lab.
Soon, Knuckles was talking desperately to all the teachers in the teacher's room,"You have to believe me!" "Yeah right," Lara-Lee said, filing her nails. Some of them weren't even paying attention. "Would you cut it out!? Can't you see we're playing cards???" the Oracle yelled, irratated. Knuckles left the room while yelling,"Stupid teachers! Not believing me!!"
Suddenly he heard--
--"DESTROY!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Uh-oh..." Knuckles winced.
Amy came with a gigantic golden hammer!
"AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!" Knuckles screamed as he ran to the psychiatrist's room. The room was so dark that Knuckles opened the wrong door---
--"DESTROY!!!!!!!!!!!"
"EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!!!!" Knuckles screamed as he ran into the lab.
In the lab~~~
"Mwahahhhhaahhahahah!!!!! Manic, any last words?" Dr. Robotnick cackled evily. "Can I have that shiny tray?" Manic asked, pointing at the tray that had cupcakes on it. "Oh, of course," Dr. Robotnick said, smiling.
Suddenly, the door burst open! Knuckles ran in followed by Amy and Shiora with their deadly weapons! "Nooooo!!!!!!!" Robotnick yelled as Amy and Shiora started destroying everything in the lab.
"What's all that racket!?!!?!" roared Queen Aleena, rushing into the lab. She saw Robotnick crying in one corner. "Nooo!! Heeelp!!!" he yelled again as Amy crushed his cannon. "Robotnick! I demand an answer for this nonsense!!" Queen Aleena ordered. "Oh ANYTHING! Make them stop!!!" he cried. "How!?" she asked. "I don't know!" he replied, sobbing.
"I know! I got this formula and bla bla bla bla...." Cyrus blabbed jumping out from the refridgerator. "How are we gonna make them drink the formula?" Manic asked. "Uh..ask...ask Sonic and Shadow to do it!" Cyrus answered and handed the liquid formula to Shadow and Sonic.
"But..but..." Sonic and Shadow stammered. "No buts!" Cyrus said. Sonic and Shadow trembled as they chased after Amy and Shiora. Amy and Shiora looked at the two hedgehogs and yelled at the same time
"Destroy!!!"
Sonic and Shadow threw the formula in the air and ran away from the two psycho girls, yodeling, "Save us!!!!!!!! We're atttttaaaaaackked!!!" Cyrus and Manic grabbed some popcorn from the fridge and ate it while watching Shadow and Sonic run around in circles.
Maria picked up the two formula and walked towards the the pyschotic girls. "Would you like a drink?" she asked as sweetly as she could. Amy and Shiora looked at Maria with an evil glint in their eyes. They raised their demonic weapons.
"Nooooooooooooo!! Maria!" cried Shadow as he raced to save Maria. Amy and Shiora spun around at the same time and clobbered Shadow, shouting, "DESTROY!!" The two evil looking girls then slowly turned to Maria.
"Thanks, all that yelling 'destroy' made me thristy," Amy said as she and Shiora took the formula and drank it.
As soon as Shiora and Amy were cured...
Queen Aleena retorted at Dr. Robotnick,"As punishment Dr. Robotnick, YOU have to wear a swimsuit and swim in our enormous swimming pool for 20 laps with EVERYBODY watching you!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! MERCY!!!!!" Dr. Robotnick cried, begging on his knees.
The next day, the whole gang were walking together. "A-A-ACHOO!!! *sniff* *sniff*" Cyrus was as pale as snow. "Brrrrr!!! Knuckles! This is your fault!" scolded Rouge, wearing a big, thick, wooly, furry coat. "Where's Meczy?" Manic asked. "Oh, I went to her house and saw her stiff frozen from waist down," Sonic said.
"Freezing to death so fast? We're going mountain climbing-tomorrow," Mighty grinned.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Check out the (hopefully) better chapter#6: Mystic Mountains
Who knows what they might encounter?
Maybe an abdominable snowman?
Or a BIG foot?
Or...?
AH! You guys can figure it out can't you?