Disclaimer: I do not have identity problems, so that means I don't own dbz, never have never will.

Holiday Hell:::Part II

The shrill sound of the smoke alarm sent shock waves through the small cottage. In moments everyone in the cottage had crowded down stairs into the small kitchen. Chichi quickly opened the oven and took the black turkey out of the oven.

" Yamcha you moron! You were the one down stairs you were suppose to be watching the turkey!" Chichi screamed, grabbing the nearest thing she could get her hands on to hit him with, unfortunately for him it was a frying pan.

" Ah, Well...um...sorry guys." Yamcha stuttered, backing off from the group, fearing Chichi the most.
" YOUR SORRY?! NOT AS SORRY AS YOUR GONNA BE!!!" Chichi screamed, lunging at him with the frying pan, hitting him square in the face.

" Chichi!" Goku cried, pulling the screaming teenage girl off of Yamcha.

" Calm down Chichi!" 18 said, helping Goku move her screaming friend out of the kitchen. Marron and Krillin following.

" Aw my beautiful face!" Yamcha moaned, pulling himself up off the floor. Bulma and Vegeta laughed evilly as they watched the broken man pick himself up off the floor. " What are you two laughing at?!" Vegeta didn't answer, simply turning to the refrigerator and beginning to sort through items.

" Oh nothing Yamcha." Bulma said unconvincingly, trying not to laugh. Quickly she grabbed the nearest pot holders and took the burnt turkey out of the oven. Yamcha watched the aqua haired vixen walk past him, smiling evilly as he saw a golden opportunity. Bulma sighed as she dumped the turkey into the trash can. Vegeta closed the door quickly and turned back to the two people in the kitchen in time to see Yamcha grabbing Bulma's ass. Bulma yelped in surprise before turning around and swiftly backhanding him. "Pervert!" Bulma yelled before storming out of the kitchen.

" I knew you were an idiot Yamcha, but not this much of one." Vegeta chuckled, watching Yamcha rub his bruised face.

" Your such an asshole Vegeta!" Yamcha whined pathetically.

" Apparently not. Oh and I'd stay in here for a few hours, at least until they get that frying pan away from Chichi." Vegeta taunted as he walked out of the kitchen, leaving Yamcha to himself.

After the mess of the Thanksgiving disaster was cleaned up the group found a reasonable alternative to there dinner dilemma, TV dinners.

" I can't believe this." Marron whined, playing with her mash potatoes.

" Just shut up and eat Marron." 18 growled, not caring of Marron's feelings.

" No you shut up 18!" Marron challenged, glaring at 18.

" Break it up ladies." Yamcha said, waving his fork between the two glaring females.

" Shut up Yamcha!" The two yelled in unison.

" Come on guys lets not fight, I mean its not all that bad." Goku said optimistically.

" Shut up Kakarott!" Vegeta growled angrily.

" Its all your fault Bulma!" Marron yelled, standing up at the table. " I don't know how but everything was fine until slept with Vegeta!!!"

" Oh well maybe if you just would have taken the damn ride you would have known I never slept with Vegeta!" Bulma yelled in defense.

" Liar!" Marron hissed, throwing a spoon full of mashed potatoes at Bulma, which landed right on her chest.

" Fine be that way you little bitch! You want a food fight, you got one!" Bulma yelled back, throwing a piece of turkey that landed on Marron's hair. After that everyone began to throw food until there was hardly anything edible left on the table. Marron threw food at Bulma while 18 helped Bulma retaliate. Chichi and Krillin threw food at Yamcha, and Goku threw food at Vegeta. When there was finally nothing left to throw, everyone laughed except for Marron who was still glaring at Bulma.

" What are you looking at?" Bulma hissed angrily at Marron.

" Not too damn much." Marron retaliated, lunging at Bulma in rage. Bulma side stepped Marron which sent her surging into the floor. The group watched in disbelief as Marron pulled herself up off the floor. " I'm going to hurt you so badly Bulma Briefs!" Marron yelled as she prepared to lung at Bulma again only to be stopped by someone. Vegeta.

" That's enough Marron." Vegeta growled, picking Marron up suddenly.

" VEGETA!!! PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW!!!" Marron screamed over Vegeta's shoulder. Vegeta however didn't listen as he walked straight out the door and dumped Marron into the nearest snow bank. "OOOH I'M GONNA HURT YOU VEGETA!!!"

" Yeah, Yeah." Vegeta said in an un-interested manner, walking back into the cottage and closing the door.

(A/N: Wow! Thanks so much for all the great reviews and e-mail! Thanks so much to the reviewer who encouraged me to dump Marron in the snow bank, I've been planning this for a while. Actually I have the whole story planned out. Lol. Only like my best friends know how this ends. and its going to be good. Any who, in terms of the story I would say that this story is about half way done! K. Well You asked for this chapter now you damn well better review it!)