Disclaimer: The creator of dbz no esta aqui!!! I'm just a poor lonely little fanfic author, a.k.a. Kira Anne.

Dating Disasters

Bulma closed her eyes and waited for the slap, but it never came. When she opened her eyes she was astonished to see Goku standing behind Chad and her with Chad's wrist in his hand.

" Don't you dare hit her or else you won't have to worry about me beating you up because Vegeta will do it for me." Goku warned.

" So are you fucking this one too Bulma? You really do move fast." Chad said coldly. " Well we can have this conversation at another time. Later ice princess." He said before moving away from her. Once he had left, Bulma collapsed into Goku crying.

" He's determined to either ruin my life or kill me. Damn it I know it Goku!" Bulma sobbed against him. Goku only nodded as he helped her back to the table. When the two got back Krillin, Yamcha, 18 and Chichi had disappeared into the lunch line and only Vegeta was at the table.

" What the hell?" Vegeta asked in confusion as Bulma came back in tears.

" Chad." Bulma sighed, wiping her eyes.

" Do you want anything in line Bulma?" Goku asked.

" Just a soda." Bulma told him, her run in with Chad had made her lose her appetite. Goku nodded before hurrying back to the line.

" What the hell did he do to you?" Vegeta asked gruffly.

" I was walking in line and he was hiding in the corner at the right before the doors to the food court. ( This is how my school does it I don't know about any of yours ) He grabbed my arm and pulled me in there. He found the necklace you gave me and asked me if what he had heard about you and I were true. I told him it wasn't any of his business, and it was at this point I tried to walk away, but he grabbed my arm. He was ready to slap me, but Goku intervened." Bulma told him between her sobs.

" I'm gonna fucking kill the little prick." Vegeta swore, starting to stand up.

" Vegeta no." Bulma told him grabbing his arm. " That is what he wants so he can get you in trouble. If you want to help me...just stay here." Vegeta glanced down at her in concern, she was scared, and yet she was protecting him. He nodded reluctantly before sitting down.

After lunch Chichi hurried to Spanish, knowing she couldn't be late due to her most recent skip. She ran into class just as the bell rang.
" Chichi! Sit down before I give you a detention!" Mrs.Minda screeched.
" Yes Mrs.Minda." Chichi sighed, falling into her assigned seat. She was cranky, beyond that. She had spent almost her entire lunch period looking for Marron, which was a waste of time. She could see why Marron would be upset, but then again she should have seen the whole thing coming. Chichi shook her head as she looked back to her Spanish teacher, class was about to being.
" Hola clase! Como estás?" Mrs.Minda, said in a calm voice
" Muy bien senora Minda! Y tu?" The class replied in monotone. Chichi rolled her eyes as she opened her Spanish note book, it was going to be a long period. ( A/N: Here's some spanish for you! No me gusta espanol )

That week went by quickly for everyone and by Friday everyone had adjusted well to the new couples that had formed over Thanksgiving break. Marron had stopped sitting with the group all together and started to sit with a few other cheerleaders she knew. While Bulma, Chichi, 18, Krillin, Goku, Vegeta and Yamcha sat together and spent a great deal of time together. As far as other people outside of the group went, no one seemed to mind new couples like Chichi and Goku and 18 and Krillin, but Bulma and Vegeta seemed to generate more conversation and rumors than any other couple. No one got how the jock and the so called loser got together, but many people had their suspicions. Bulma heard the often heard the whispers and noticed the stares she and Vegeta got as they kissed before class or walked together in the hallways, but she tired her hardest to brush it off as just gossip.

Bulma sighed happily as the bell for the last class of the day rang. Her last class of the day was study hall, which she incidentally had with Jenny.

" Hey Bulma!" Jenny giggled, picking up her back pack and racing over to Bulma. " Do you work tonight?"

" Nope." Bulma said happily.

" Wow, me either!" Jenny laughed.

" Really?! What is Miss. Workaholic doing this Friday night?" Bulma asked, shocked. Jenny loved her job so much she never really took off for anything. Bulma mentally sighed

" I have a date." Jenny said, a blush creeping onto her cheeks. " With Chad." Bulma body went numb at the mere mention of her ex's name.

" Be careful Jenny." Bulma warned, her demeanor becoming very serious. Jenny nodded quickly before turning back to her.

" What are you doing tonight?"

" I have a triple date with Goku, Chichi, 18, Krillin and Vegeta." Bulma admitted.

" Oooh have fun. You may get lucky tonight Bulma!" Jenny chided.

" I doubt it." Bulma said not laughing.

" Well I gotta run babe, Chad hates it when I'm late." Jenny said, dashing off in the direction of her locker.

" Yeah I know." Bulma muttered under her breath, walking down crowded hallway to her locker.

Goku had given Chichi a ride home that day because Chichi's car was in the shop for repairs. After the hallways had cleared Goku and Chichi went to their own lockers and then left for his car. It was so much easier to get out of the parking lot when mostly everyone had gone home.
" I swear I don't know why I keep that damn car." Chichi muttered, as she felt Goku grab her hand. Chichi smiled, she liked holding hands with Goku, it made her feel closer to him. " Its forever breaking down, I mean its broken down more than its running!"

" Well trade it in Chichi." Goku suggested.

" I don't know." Chichi sighed.

" Or there is the alternative which isn't sounding so bad to me right now." Goku began.

" Which is???" Chichi asked, curiously.

" Let me give you rides to school and from school." Goku said slyly, hitting the button to unlock the doors to his cars.

" Uh huh yeah I'm sure you'd love that." Chichi giggled. opening her door.

" Aw Chi, just think about it." Goku joked.

Chichi just shook her head and smiled, he could convince her to do almost anything.

" WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU MEAN YOU HAVE NO RECORD OF US HAVING RESERVATIONS?!" Goku yelled in disbelief. " Uh huh, I see. So basically you are saying you can't fit us in anytime tonight? Okay...Well thanks good bye." Goku sighed hanging up the phone.

" You are not going to believe this." Goku sighed. " The restaurant does not have our reservations, they gave them away."

" Oh shit." Krillin moaned. " The girls are going to kill us you know that?" Vegeta only shot them a look and grunted.

" I'm aware of that." Goku groaned. " What are we gonna do?"

" I don't know but we had better think fast." Krillin groaned.

Bulma coughed as she sat up wearily in bed, the world suddenly spinning.

" Aw damn." Bulma muttered as she glanced at the clock beside her bed. it was already 6:45..." Shit." Bulma moaned to herself, falling back against her pillow softly. She had gotten home school that day, worked a little in her dad's lab before finding herself completely exhausted, so she had decided to take a nap. She had apparently slept an hour and a half before waking in this state. She coughed once more before reaching for her cell phone to check her messages.

" Hmmm Three voice mails." She whispered to herself, clicking to listen to them.

" Hello Miss. Briefs this is Doctor. Zu's office calling to remind you your next appointment is on Friday." Bulma rolled her eyes as she clicked delete on the phone and went on to the next message.

" Hey Girl! This is Jenny its like quarter till four now, Um I'm thinking shopping tomorrow after noon since payday is tomorrow." Alright later girl." Bulma hit save on her phone before clicking next.

" Woman, where the hell are you? I called your house, no one answered, Its six thirty now, and I'm leaving, you'd better be ready for the movie when I get there." Bulma only rolled her eyes before clicking delete and turning off her phone.

" Oh shit." Bulma cursed, glancing at the clock that now glowed six fifty. It only took Vegeta twenty minutes to get to her house, and he would now be there any second. Bulma slid out of her bed, grabbing her robe and placing it over her skimpy nightgown and shakily making her way down stairs. Just as she reached the bottom step the door bell rang followed by a loud knock, all direct signs that her impatient boyfriend had arrived.

" Damn it Vegeta why are you so freaking impatient?!" Bulma asked as she opened the door angrily. Vegeta only smirked at her rage and crossed his arms.

" Woman your not ready." Vegeta stated. Bulma gave an exasperated sigh as she smacked her palm to her forehead.

" You think?" She asked sarcastically. " Vegeta I'm sick, I'm not going anywhere except to bed tonight."

" Are your parents home?" He asked.

" No." Bulma answered only to have Vegeta pick her up and begin to carry her up the steps." What are you doing?!" Vegeta didn't answer as he carried her up the steps and carrying her into her room and dropping her onto the bed. Quickly he took off his shoes and got into the bed beside her. " Are you going to tell me what you are doing now?"

" Well just because your sick doesn't mean we can't be together. We'll just spend tonight in a different way than planned baka." Vegeta teased.

" Your so kind to the sick Vegeta." Bulma laughed.

" Your not dying woman." He pointed out, smirking.

" Shut up."

" Follow your own advice woman." Vegeta growled pulling her to him. Bulma sighed in defeat as she leaned against him and closed her eyes.

" Your hopeless." Bulma muttered before falling asleep.

" So what do we do now?" Goku question as he flipped through a cook book.

" I don't know. Find a recipe, something easy." Krillin suggested, Goku nodded as he found one from fried chicken.

" How about this one?" Goku asked, showing Krillin the recipe. Krillin took the book quickly and glanced over the ingredients.

" That would be good, but I don't think we have any corn meal. What could we use instead?" Krillin asked. Goku paused for a moment before answering.

" How about Corn Flakes?" Goku suggested. Krillin nodded grabbing a box out of the cabinet.

" We can try." Krillin sighed.

" Oh my gosh Chichi! You look good!" 18 complimented glancing over Chichi's black ensemble. She had on a black mini skirt with a spaghetti strapped tank top and black flip flips. Her makeup was simple, wearing only red lipstick and a neural color eye shadow.

" Thanks 18, you don't look too bad yourself." Chichi told her. 18 nodded. She had a see through lavender shirt that revealed a lavender tank top beneath the shirt and black capri's and strappy black heels.

" Well I guess we should leave for Goku's." Chichi suggested. The two had planned on walking since Goku only lived three houses down from Chichi. Chichi and 18 quickly grabbed their coats and headed out the door.

" Okay Chichi are you ready?" Chichi asked as she rang the door bell quickly. Goku answered minutes later, a goofy smile plastered to his face.

" Hey Chichi." Goku greeted, kissing her quickly before letting them both in. " 18 you wait here and I'll bring out your date in a minute, Chichi you come with me but close your eyes!" Chichi complied, closing her eyes and letting Goku lead her.

" Okay stop...Now open your eyes." He ordered. Chichi opened her eyes and gasped softly, two small candle lit tables lay before her, one for 18 and Krillin and one for Goku and herself.

" Oh Goku its beautiful!" Chichi responded quickly, turning around and kissing him suddenly. A few minutes went by before the sound of a person coughing interrupted them.

" Oh hi Krillin." Chichi greeted, blushing slightly. " Your date is waiting for you in the living room."

" Alright then." He said nodding quickly, heading into the living room.

18 looked up as Krillin entered walked into the room. She smiled as she silently thanked Chichi for setting her up with a guy that she liked.

" Uh.....Hey 18." Krillin said nervously.

" Hey Krillin." 18 replied, her smile broadening. " I think we've been set up."

" Apparently" Krillin answered, offering her his arm. 18 smiled taking it. " This should be fun."

Once the girls had been seated at their table with their date they were served their dinner. Goku and Krillin tried to smile as they sat down with there dates hoping their impromptu dinner wouldn't get them into too much trouble.

" Okay lets eat." Goku suggested, staring at the food longingly.

" Alright." 18 answered, picking up a piece of chicken before beginning to chew slowly, almost painfully. The others did the same before swallowing slowly."

" Uh...Goku where was that number for pizza again?"

" So that was when shortly decided to kiss me, but then the alarm went off!" 18 laughed.

" Yamcha was such a dumb ass!" Chichi giggled biting into her pizza. The four had already cleaned up the mess that Krillin and Goku had attempted to call dinner.

" Hand me another slice of pizza. I'm sooo hungry!" 18 asked as Goku handed her another slice of pizza. 18 glanced at Krillin quickly, her stomach doing flip flops as she noticed he was staring at her.

" Umm....Goku would you come with me to get some soda?" Chichi asked, grabbing Goku's hand.
" Aw Chi, why?" Goku whined.

" Just come on!" Chichi said in a frustrated way, pulling him from his seat and jerking him out of the room.

" So." 18 muttered. " I guess tonight has really been something. I'm so tired! I'm just ready to go, but I don't want to spoil Chichi's night, because I know for a fact that she isn't tired at all!"

" Yeah I guess so." Krillin laughed in agreement. " Um I could give you a ride home."

" Okay, that would be great." 18 sighed in relief as she got up quickly from her spot and walked into the kitchen. She reappeared minutes later shaking her head and laughing.

" What?" Krillin asked, grabbing his coat and putting it on.

" I never thought it was possible for Goku to blush so much, but I mean they were kinda....making out on the kitchen counter." 18 giggled. Krillin laughed smacking himself in the forehead.

" Well thank Kami its his kitchen counter and not mine." Krillin said quickly, clicking the unlock button on his car. 18 grinned as she got in the car quickly and closed the door while Krillin did likewise, fumbling with his keys. 18 giggled as she watched Krillin struggle to get his keys in the ignition. " Wow he must really be nervous." 18 thought in amusement. Krillin glanced at 18 as he finally got his keys in the ignition and started his car.

" Ha ha 18." Krillin said flatly.

" Thanks for the ride home Krillin." 18 said as her house came into view, quickly she glanced at the house to see if anyone was home. Two lights were on, her brother apparently was home. " Damn."
" What?" Krillin asked pulling into the driveway.

" My brother is home." 18 said simply.

" Oh. Is that bad?" Krillin asked, turning off the engine.

" Oh yes. I walk in the door and he nags me. I swear to Kami he's just too protective!" 18 said softly, turning to Krillin and watching him as he glanced nervously at her door.

" Well if I was your brother I'd be over protective too. I mean your just way too beaut-" Krillin began only to interrupted by 18 as she leaned over suddenly and kissed him. Krillin was taken off guard by the kiss, but responded kissing her with equal force. The two were interrupted moments later by the slamming of a door. 18 looked up in anger to see her brother standing on the front porch with his arms crossed, glaring at her.

" Damn it." 18 hissed as she picked up her purse quickly. " I got to go, but Krillin, um call me okay?"

" Sure." Krillin said as she got out and slammed the door. Krillin watched after her with wonder as she climbed the steps to her house and pushed past her brother went into the house and slammed the door, leaving 17 still glaring at Krillin. Krillin shook his head as he turned the key in his ignition and backed out of her driveway. " Kami she is some girl."

(A/N: He, he. he! Sweet eh?! lol i apologize profusely for not updating for so long, things are not easy in the life of Kira Anne. I have finals coming up soon, god knows if I can even pass them. I failed Spanish for the year ( Something's just weren't meant to be ) And of course my lovely wonderful sweet asshole of a boyfriend has been keeping me very busy lately. He's a piece of work, but you'd count your blessings if you had him too. I got to be dead all day today, for ghost out day. Don't drink and drive people! I've been super busy with Lifeline, but hopefully this summer things will calm down and become more regular because I'm not working this summer. I'm waiting until I'm 16 to get a job. lol so I hope you enjoyed it, please review...this is so long awaited and you people nagged me like all hell now you'd better review damn it!!! ~ Kira ~ )

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