Katreon: Well, time for the next chapter. And yes, all these people do exist. And yes, all of this really did happen. Sorta.
Kat, the slightly strange sevie, sat in class and stared at the many stupid people surrounding her.(aah! The alliteration attacks!!!)
Dalton was playing a game on his calculator and humming "Particle Man".
Aran was striking various poses from Star Wars to fend off Kat, who had decided to get up and hop towards him like a bunny. "Away, evil gay rainbow bunny of DOOM!"
Kat popped out her prettyful shiny retainer with her tongue, showed it to him, and put her hand up(way up, cuz Aran's really tall) to touch his spiky hair. "Messy hair!"
Aran whacked her hand away and clutched his head protectively. "Don't touch the hair!"
Suddenly, Kat struck a disco pose and pounced on her desk. She missed by several feet, landing in a heap in front of the classroom door. The language arts teacher, now used to this, stepped over her and began to write on the board. "Please go to your seats," she requested, putting the D.O.L. on the overhead.
Kat took out her notebook, completed the D.O.L. in a minute, and began to doodle on the back of the paper. Then she paused and wrote a note to Aran, then gave it to him.
Aran opened the note and read:
Confucius say: Man who stands on toilet high on pot.
Aran fought down a laugh, instead rolling his eyes. He handed it to Dalton. Dalton, being sort of freaky and gothic, looked at the note. Without changing his expression, he began to rip the note up to make prettyful confetti. Cuz goths do that.
Kat took out another sheet of paper and folded it into an origami boat. She gave it to Aran and made another one.
While the teacher droned on about the correct placement of quotation marks, Kat and Aran unfolded their boats to a certain point where they looked like duck heads. After decorating them with pink and yellow highlighters, they put them on their hands and had a paper duckie fight. Aran won, picking up a Nurp(Nurpish for "pencil") and spearing Kat's duckie.
Dalton, watching with a bored, yet frightened countenance, sighed. "And we're the advanced class"
Suddenly Kat had an inspiration. She would take quotes from school and make them into a fanfic! Like Hiko-chan's "The Many Accomplishments of the Smart Class"! (a/n: and now, a moment of silence for hiko-chan, whose fics were deleted due to the list policy. Stupid ff.net!!)
She would call it: "And We're the Advanced Class!!!"
She made a mental note to suggest it to Lee and ask her how the heck you were supposed to upload.
Speaking of Leeher class went like this: