"I am a hunter and I will hunt you!" A 10 year old Chris leaped out
of a bush at Trish.
"Ah, help us mommy!" Test and Lita cried.
"I won't let you steal my babies!" Trish lead them away.
"I'll get you, rah!" Chris roared and ran after them. They laughed. "Ready or not!" He looked around. They had hidden under a crate. "Aha!" He leaped down after them and they ran off and were cornered by a wall of barrels. "I got you now." He crouched down.
"Oh no you don't, I'm the dad!" Benoit laughed and shoved the three down as Chris lunged foward.
"Ow!" Chris slammed into the wall. "Oh."
"Hey honey, I think the hunter is hurt." Trish turned around.
"Nah, he's faking." Benoit laughed and they hid behind a wall but Chris never came over.
"Ouch." Chris held his left arm.
"Huh?" Everyone looked around the wall and came over to Chris who was down.
"Are you ok?" Test asked.
"Oh, I dunno." Chris replied.
"We'd better get some help." Test said and they ran off. They took him back to Vince and he wrapped up his hurt arm in a soft cast.
"Ow, ouch, yow! Stop." Chris complained.
"It's just a minor injury, stop moaning and groaning! You'll be better soon." Vince said.
"I'm sorry you're hurt." Lita said.
"Yea, me too." Test said and they left with Vince.
"We have to go, by Chris." Trish turned around.
"Later." Benoit began to follow them.
"Aw." Chris held his arm and Beniot turned back around. "Oh."
'What is it?" Benoit asked. "This sucks." Chris sighed.
"If I never got involved you wouldn't be hurt." Benoit said.
"I guess that's true." Chris nodded slightly.
"Is there anything I can do for you?" Benoit asked.
"Well, I am a little hungry." Chris smiled a bit.
"Oh, consider it done." Beniot ran off and brought him back some food.
"Tasty." Chris grinned as he and Benoit ate. "I guess all I need to do now is rest huh."
"Yea. Well, see ya later, I gotta go home to sleep." Beniot waved and ran off.
"Ok." Chris yawned and went to sleep. The next morning he woke up and rubbed his shoulder and it felt less painful. "Hey, I think I'm getting better already." He jumped up but stopped himself. "Wait, what am I doing? I love all this attention and if I keep making them think I'm still hurt I'll keep being waited on hand and foot. I can get used to his."
"Morning." Benoit came into the room. "I brought you a magazine to look at."
"Thanks." Chris grinned but then sighed.
"What is it?" Benoit asked, worried that he was in pain.
"My shoulder is still hurt but we have to clean our club house today. Vince said if we didn't that we'd get in trouble." Chris gasped.
"I can do it myself." Benoit suggested.
"No, you can't." Chris shook his head.
"Really, it's no sweat." Benoit replied cooly and walked off.
"Ok man, whatever you say." Chris grinned to himself.
"Uh oh, what a mess." Benoit gulped as he arrived in the club house.
"Hey." A voice called and Test ran over to Benoit. "What are you doing here?"
"Chris can't help me out so I have to clean the club house all by myself." He sighed.
"Oh, his shoulder right?" Test asked. Benoit nodded. "Hey, there's a parade today, wanna come see it with me?" "Yea, that would be great!" Benoit grinned. "Let's go tell Chris about it."
"Ok." Test agreed and they ran off. Chris was up and he was playing video games. "He doesn't look too hurt to me." Test said as they snuck up on him from behind.
"I can't believe that liar was faking it!" Benoit growled.
"Sh." Test held a finger to his lips.
"Hey I have an idea, why don't we get back at him?" Benoit grinned.
"Ok, revenge. Yea!" Test laughed and they ran off. A few minutes later, Chris was looking for where he put Benoit's magazine when he heard them coming and laughing. He gasped and ran back to the couch and lay down as they walked into the room. "That parade is gonna be so cool! Too bad Chris won't be able to come see it."
"Yea, haw." Benoit grinned and turned to Chris. "Oh, hi."
"Hey, what were you saying about a parade?" Chris asked.
"Well, you can't come anyways because of your shoulder." Test grinned.
"Oh, well, I..." Chris bit his lower lip and Vince walked in.
"Hey, what's going on?" He smiled and stood in the door way.
"Vince, can I go see the parade?" Chris bounded up and ran over.
"What about your shoulder?" Vince said, looking Chris up and down.
"Oh, uh, ow!" Chris held his arm.
"Chris!" Vince demanded and Chris cowered at the tone of his voice. "Have you been faking an injury all this time?"
"No, well I wasn't at first but then when I began to feel better I didn't tell anybody because it was nice to get all the attention of being waited on." Chris admitted quietly.
"It was not very nice of you to take advantage of everyone, especially Benoit." Vince growled.
"I know, I'm sorry." Chris slumped his shoulders and lowered his head. "Can I go see the parade?"
"No." Vince growled and Chris winced. "And you have to clean the yard right now for what you have done." "But that's not fair!" Chris gasped and then lowered his eyes.
"Nothing has been lately, now go." Vince said in his 'and that's final' tone and left. Chris sulked out of the room. Benoit and Test grinned at each other and slapped high fives. Chris began to clean up the leaves from the trees that had been cut down and used the rake to pull out the weeds sticking out from the bushes.
"Man this sucks." Chris pouted. "Well, I guess I kinda deserve it after the way I treated Chris. That was really rotten of me and I hate myself for doing that to my best friend."
"You're dam right." Beniot's voice was heard and he and Test came over.
"You don't know how sorry I am man, I feel rotten for what I did to you and that was rotten too. As Edge and Christian say, this so totally wreaks of rotteness." Chris sighed.
"Exactly." Test nodded.
"Come on, I said I was sorry." Chris replied.
"Well, I dunno." Benoit pouted.
"Please bro?" Chris asked.
"Oh, alright." Benoit grinned. "Well, wanna come with us?"
"No, I have to finish." Chris shook his head.
"Ok then, by." Benoit walked off and Test followed. Chris sighed and picked up the rake to continue doing the chores. "I'm just kidding, we'll help you so then you can come with us."
"Great." Chris grinned and the three of them cleaned up together and were able to all go to the parade. "I can't tell you how sorry I am for doing that to you."
"Forget it, come on you said you were sorry so many times already." Benoit said as they walked home from the parade. "We can clean the club house tomorrow."
"Yea together, like you had planned for Vince." Test agreed.
"I guess I deserve that." Chris blushed.
"You sure do." Benoit teased and they all laughed as they went inside.
"Ah, help us mommy!" Test and Lita cried.
"I won't let you steal my babies!" Trish lead them away.
"I'll get you, rah!" Chris roared and ran after them. They laughed. "Ready or not!" He looked around. They had hidden under a crate. "Aha!" He leaped down after them and they ran off and were cornered by a wall of barrels. "I got you now." He crouched down.
"Oh no you don't, I'm the dad!" Benoit laughed and shoved the three down as Chris lunged foward.
"Ow!" Chris slammed into the wall. "Oh."
"Hey honey, I think the hunter is hurt." Trish turned around.
"Nah, he's faking." Benoit laughed and they hid behind a wall but Chris never came over.
"Ouch." Chris held his left arm.
"Huh?" Everyone looked around the wall and came over to Chris who was down.
"Are you ok?" Test asked.
"Oh, I dunno." Chris replied.
"We'd better get some help." Test said and they ran off. They took him back to Vince and he wrapped up his hurt arm in a soft cast.
"Ow, ouch, yow! Stop." Chris complained.
"It's just a minor injury, stop moaning and groaning! You'll be better soon." Vince said.
"I'm sorry you're hurt." Lita said.
"Yea, me too." Test said and they left with Vince.
"We have to go, by Chris." Trish turned around.
"Later." Benoit began to follow them.
"Aw." Chris held his arm and Beniot turned back around. "Oh."
'What is it?" Benoit asked. "This sucks." Chris sighed.
"If I never got involved you wouldn't be hurt." Benoit said.
"I guess that's true." Chris nodded slightly.
"Is there anything I can do for you?" Benoit asked.
"Well, I am a little hungry." Chris smiled a bit.
"Oh, consider it done." Beniot ran off and brought him back some food.
"Tasty." Chris grinned as he and Benoit ate. "I guess all I need to do now is rest huh."
"Yea. Well, see ya later, I gotta go home to sleep." Beniot waved and ran off.
"Ok." Chris yawned and went to sleep. The next morning he woke up and rubbed his shoulder and it felt less painful. "Hey, I think I'm getting better already." He jumped up but stopped himself. "Wait, what am I doing? I love all this attention and if I keep making them think I'm still hurt I'll keep being waited on hand and foot. I can get used to his."
"Morning." Benoit came into the room. "I brought you a magazine to look at."
"Thanks." Chris grinned but then sighed.
"What is it?" Benoit asked, worried that he was in pain.
"My shoulder is still hurt but we have to clean our club house today. Vince said if we didn't that we'd get in trouble." Chris gasped.
"I can do it myself." Benoit suggested.
"No, you can't." Chris shook his head.
"Really, it's no sweat." Benoit replied cooly and walked off.
"Ok man, whatever you say." Chris grinned to himself.
"Uh oh, what a mess." Benoit gulped as he arrived in the club house.
"Hey." A voice called and Test ran over to Benoit. "What are you doing here?"
"Chris can't help me out so I have to clean the club house all by myself." He sighed.
"Oh, his shoulder right?" Test asked. Benoit nodded. "Hey, there's a parade today, wanna come see it with me?" "Yea, that would be great!" Benoit grinned. "Let's go tell Chris about it."
"Ok." Test agreed and they ran off. Chris was up and he was playing video games. "He doesn't look too hurt to me." Test said as they snuck up on him from behind.
"I can't believe that liar was faking it!" Benoit growled.
"Sh." Test held a finger to his lips.
"Hey I have an idea, why don't we get back at him?" Benoit grinned.
"Ok, revenge. Yea!" Test laughed and they ran off. A few minutes later, Chris was looking for where he put Benoit's magazine when he heard them coming and laughing. He gasped and ran back to the couch and lay down as they walked into the room. "That parade is gonna be so cool! Too bad Chris won't be able to come see it."
"Yea, haw." Benoit grinned and turned to Chris. "Oh, hi."
"Hey, what were you saying about a parade?" Chris asked.
"Well, you can't come anyways because of your shoulder." Test grinned.
"Oh, well, I..." Chris bit his lower lip and Vince walked in.
"Hey, what's going on?" He smiled and stood in the door way.
"Vince, can I go see the parade?" Chris bounded up and ran over.
"What about your shoulder?" Vince said, looking Chris up and down.
"Oh, uh, ow!" Chris held his arm.
"Chris!" Vince demanded and Chris cowered at the tone of his voice. "Have you been faking an injury all this time?"
"No, well I wasn't at first but then when I began to feel better I didn't tell anybody because it was nice to get all the attention of being waited on." Chris admitted quietly.
"It was not very nice of you to take advantage of everyone, especially Benoit." Vince growled.
"I know, I'm sorry." Chris slumped his shoulders and lowered his head. "Can I go see the parade?"
"No." Vince growled and Chris winced. "And you have to clean the yard right now for what you have done." "But that's not fair!" Chris gasped and then lowered his eyes.
"Nothing has been lately, now go." Vince said in his 'and that's final' tone and left. Chris sulked out of the room. Benoit and Test grinned at each other and slapped high fives. Chris began to clean up the leaves from the trees that had been cut down and used the rake to pull out the weeds sticking out from the bushes.
"Man this sucks." Chris pouted. "Well, I guess I kinda deserve it after the way I treated Chris. That was really rotten of me and I hate myself for doing that to my best friend."
"You're dam right." Beniot's voice was heard and he and Test came over.
"You don't know how sorry I am man, I feel rotten for what I did to you and that was rotten too. As Edge and Christian say, this so totally wreaks of rotteness." Chris sighed.
"Exactly." Test nodded.
"Come on, I said I was sorry." Chris replied.
"Well, I dunno." Benoit pouted.
"Please bro?" Chris asked.
"Oh, alright." Benoit grinned. "Well, wanna come with us?"
"No, I have to finish." Chris shook his head.
"Ok then, by." Benoit walked off and Test followed. Chris sighed and picked up the rake to continue doing the chores. "I'm just kidding, we'll help you so then you can come with us."
"Great." Chris grinned and the three of them cleaned up together and were able to all go to the parade. "I can't tell you how sorry I am for doing that to you."
"Forget it, come on you said you were sorry so many times already." Benoit said as they walked home from the parade. "We can clean the club house tomorrow."
"Yea together, like you had planned for Vince." Test agreed.
"I guess I deserve that." Chris blushed.
"You sure do." Benoit teased and they all laughed as they went inside.