Chapter 7: That's Revolting!

Cloud, Aries, and Tifa head into wall market to find clothes, they walk into a clothes shop and find out the only way to get Cloud a dress is to talk to the guy at the bar. They go there but first, Cloud is hungry. They stop in a café and order the special, Mako Fried Rice. It tastes like dog manure but Cloud keeps his comments to himself. They get a pharmacy coupon and Cloud decides to use it on some digestive. Since that meal was horrible. He takes half of it and decides to save the rest. They get to the bar and instantly see Nate, wasted as usual, slouched up against the bar. They scan around for the father of the dress shop worker, and find him, Cloud talks to him and orders a silk dress. The shopkeeper writes this down, asking for his measurements. Cloud answers 3 ½ x ½ around. The shopkeeper looks up realizes that Cloud is a man, and tells Cloud that he only makes women clothes. Aries chimes in saying that Cloud wanted to try something different. The shopkeeper tells him that he will do it, but he will need a little while. Cloud tells Nate that Tyler is at the inn. So Nate goes there. Cloud walks into the restroom, not noticing that there is someone in there, she yells at him. Cloud gives this bitchy lady the digestive and she rewards him with some Nice perfume, to bad it smelled like vomit. Cloud goes to the honeybee hotel and sees Nate outside walking in. He follows, and Nate tells him what kind of place this is. Cloud says that he will take the group room, noticing the sign overhead, (Men only! Bro!) Nate looks at one of the rooms, the @#&! Room, and goes on in. Tyler stumbles into the honeybee in and sees all the doors are locked, he hears Nate pleasuring a woman, out of nowhere he hears a group of men and Clouds voice from the group room, he runs back to the hotel crying. I did x-strike with a gay. No wonder he keeps looking at my @$$! After Cloud is done, he puts on some makeup in the dressing room. Cloud Tifa and Aries are now ready, and Tyler Taurean and Nate acting as the bodyguards, what will happen? Will they get let in? Who will be chosen, why is Cloud gay?

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