Chapter 8: Coreno Mansion
The party heads into Don Coreno's mansion. To Tifa's surprise, they have no problem getting in. The Don welcomes his new visitors with open arms, and lines our "heroines" up in a line. Just then, a dating game set falls down and a screen separates the group from the Don (dating game music plays)
Don: Lady #1. Why do you want to be with me tonight?
Tifa: There is something I need to ask you, and I want to do it in private
Don: ooohh. Lady #2 where do you hail from?
Aries: From Sector 6 slums.
Don: Lady #3, what is the biggest word in the English language?
Cloud: That's simple, its antidisestablishmentarianism silly.
Don: well I like a smart girl, and I smell her perfume so, #3 it is, the other two can be "escorted" by my guards.
Cloud walks into the Don's room as Tifa and Aries get shoved out by the guards, Tyler and Nate head to where Tifa is and Taurean goes to where Aries is. Tyler runs faster than Nate, so he blazes into the "holding cell" and sees a guard trying to manhandle Tifa
Tyler: OH NO YOU DON'T!!
A Battle Ensues
Tyler whips out his sword and before you know it, the guard starts shooting at Tyler. He deflects the bullets but one hits Nate in the arm. Nate goes down in a heap of terror, as Tyler gets really pissed and performs his final limit break, Dieyousummabitchbinladen. The guard is now splattered all across the room and of course, the trippy battle win music plays. Everybody gets up and dances, even Tifa and Nate. who is fine because the dumb guard was shooting rubber bullets, after a quick cure from Tyler, Nate hears Aries scream and the sound of metal on metal action (for once its not a sexual reference) The three of them run into the other room to see Taurean doing some whoop ass on the mech places up by the Don. Tyler sees a cable from the mech back connected to a huge knife, dangling above Aries.
Tyler: Don't kill it just yet, if it falls, Aries dies, and Cloud has all the phoenix downs!
Taurean: Take over then; the self-destruct sequence has been activated
Tyler: Hurry up and save Aries then.
Tyler is furiously casting cure3 spells on the mech, but to no avail. When it only has 10 seconds left. Taurean hasn't freed Aries yet.
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The giant knife falls but Taurean dives underneath it and it barely misses Aries, only because it went right through Taurean. But just then a humongous bird flies out and revives Taurean. The party runs into the Dons room to see the Don giving Cloud Anal.
Cloud: This isn't what it looks like, umm. I'm not gay! Gee Tifa, your breasts are quite large from this angle.
Tyler proceeds to beat the shit out of Cloud (literally)
Cloud: My, my Aries. I can see up your skirt from here.
Taurean proceeds to beat the shit out of Cloud ninja style.
Cloud: Wow Nate.
Nate: Stop right there!!!
The group turns to the Don
Tifa: Tell us what we want to know, or I'll rip them off
Don: I don't know anything!
Tyler: Tell us or, ill cut them off
Don (sweat drop) I don't know nothing!
Cloud: Tell us. or I'll lick them. (Nate whispers something to him) oh were talking about his facial hair. what? I said what?(whispering again) No I'm not gay!
Don: Ok. Ok, I know that sector 7 is about to be crushed, Shin-Ra will drop the plate, but you will never get there in time. Cause im taking you out, where you belong. The SEWERS!
The don pushes a button and our hero's fall to the bottom of a pit.
Are they ok? Is Cloud coming out of the closet? Where does the pit lead? Find out on next times.
Last Stand
I really want your opinions on this, Considering the chapter length and where I am in the game ( the story) we might be here all night folks. Chapters 9 & 10 are in the works. Have a nice day!!!
Remember: REVIEW for the love of god!
The party heads into Don Coreno's mansion. To Tifa's surprise, they have no problem getting in. The Don welcomes his new visitors with open arms, and lines our "heroines" up in a line. Just then, a dating game set falls down and a screen separates the group from the Don (dating game music plays)
Don: Lady #1. Why do you want to be with me tonight?
Tifa: There is something I need to ask you, and I want to do it in private
Don: ooohh. Lady #2 where do you hail from?
Aries: From Sector 6 slums.
Don: Lady #3, what is the biggest word in the English language?
Cloud: That's simple, its antidisestablishmentarianism silly.
Don: well I like a smart girl, and I smell her perfume so, #3 it is, the other two can be "escorted" by my guards.
Cloud walks into the Don's room as Tifa and Aries get shoved out by the guards, Tyler and Nate head to where Tifa is and Taurean goes to where Aries is. Tyler runs faster than Nate, so he blazes into the "holding cell" and sees a guard trying to manhandle Tifa
Tyler: OH NO YOU DON'T!!
A Battle Ensues
Tyler whips out his sword and before you know it, the guard starts shooting at Tyler. He deflects the bullets but one hits Nate in the arm. Nate goes down in a heap of terror, as Tyler gets really pissed and performs his final limit break, Dieyousummabitchbinladen. The guard is now splattered all across the room and of course, the trippy battle win music plays. Everybody gets up and dances, even Tifa and Nate. who is fine because the dumb guard was shooting rubber bullets, after a quick cure from Tyler, Nate hears Aries scream and the sound of metal on metal action (for once its not a sexual reference) The three of them run into the other room to see Taurean doing some whoop ass on the mech places up by the Don. Tyler sees a cable from the mech back connected to a huge knife, dangling above Aries.
Tyler: Don't kill it just yet, if it falls, Aries dies, and Cloud has all the phoenix downs!
Taurean: Take over then; the self-destruct sequence has been activated
Tyler: Hurry up and save Aries then.
Tyler is furiously casting cure3 spells on the mech, but to no avail. When it only has 10 seconds left. Taurean hasn't freed Aries yet.
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3
2
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The giant knife falls but Taurean dives underneath it and it barely misses Aries, only because it went right through Taurean. But just then a humongous bird flies out and revives Taurean. The party runs into the Dons room to see the Don giving Cloud Anal.
Cloud: This isn't what it looks like, umm. I'm not gay! Gee Tifa, your breasts are quite large from this angle.
Tyler proceeds to beat the shit out of Cloud (literally)
Cloud: My, my Aries. I can see up your skirt from here.
Taurean proceeds to beat the shit out of Cloud ninja style.
Cloud: Wow Nate.
Nate: Stop right there!!!
The group turns to the Don
Tifa: Tell us what we want to know, or I'll rip them off
Don: I don't know anything!
Tyler: Tell us or, ill cut them off
Don (sweat drop) I don't know nothing!
Cloud: Tell us. or I'll lick them. (Nate whispers something to him) oh were talking about his facial hair. what? I said what?(whispering again) No I'm not gay!
Don: Ok. Ok, I know that sector 7 is about to be crushed, Shin-Ra will drop the plate, but you will never get there in time. Cause im taking you out, where you belong. The SEWERS!
The don pushes a button and our hero's fall to the bottom of a pit.
Are they ok? Is Cloud coming out of the closet? Where does the pit lead? Find out on next times.
Last Stand
I really want your opinions on this, Considering the chapter length and where I am in the game ( the story) we might be here all night folks. Chapters 9 & 10 are in the works. Have a nice day!!!
Remember: REVIEW for the love of god!