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Chapter 14: Anal bum covers are useful!
Tyler looks into his pack and realizes that he does not have any elixirs. The group goes into the store and shop around. Tyler sees some monitor out of the corner of his eye. He walks over and activates the switch.
~On screen~ Presenting to you from Lemonsuckers Inc. The all-new anal bum cover! This addition is lightweight and will prevent anal raping. Many prisoners agree that this is a must have. For the low low cost of 100 gil apiece, you can have one. Or three!
Tyler thinks about it and buys three, why only three? Because Cloud would like it, and Barret would throw him helluva far.
The group, bum covers in hand set off to the 59th floor. Tyler peeks around a corner and sees three guards, one flashing about a keycard. Tyler then does the unexpected.
"I surrender!" Yells Tyler to the guards "WHAT" is the simultaneous reaction from everybody. The guards arrest the group. They take the others to the prison, but escort Tyler to the presidents' office. "Hey guys, don't forget the anal.muphugmum" The guards were knocking out Tyler
Tyler awoke in chains. He was being held in front of the president.
"Welcome troublemaker.I see that you have realized you cant beat me! "I will join you.if you let Aries go!" "You are making requests? Why would I want to do that when I can just have you both?" "What?" asked Tyler. "Let me introduce to you the first three members of my new task force, who you will soon be joining!" "I'd NEVER" was Tyler's reply. "Yes you will if I use this invention Hojo made for me, the Slave crown." "The slave crown"" asked Tyler puzzled. "Ancient lore speaks of a great ruler name Kefka who controlled people using a slave crown, Hojo has harnessed that power, and so I can do what I want now!" "FUCK" "Now, my new "recruits" first, this beauty is Elena." "ELENA!" "Shut your insolent mouth! Or I will shut it for you!" The president flicked his wrist, casting a mute spell on Tyler "As I was saying.this is Elena, master of the martial arts." Elena walks in, she is in a zombie like trance. "This sword wielder is the one and only Zack.you probably know his friend.Cloud" "And this stubborn little one has no name, mo records, and no loyalty to me.so you have to excuse this "slave" for not being in the best of shape. A man with a long trench coat on. He had bruises everywhere; the whites of his eyes were black. "You.will.never .control.me! The mysterious man yelled at the president and pulled a gun out of his trench coat and shot the president, wounding him. Guards swarm this man and take him down. "You will have to excuse him.now I will take you to your cell" The president ran out of the room to a medic and guards take Tyler to his Cell. Tyler is walked down a row of cells. In the first one, he hears Tifa and Aries talking.Tyler gets perverted thoughts and suddenly gets a massive nosebleed. He notices that Taurean, Nate, and Barret are in the second cell. Tyler then realizes where the guard is taking him. " NO!! NO! NO! Anywhere but in a cell with HIM." His cries go unheard as he is thrown into a cell with Cloud. "Look you, I don't care if we ARE in prison, try anything funny, and you get it" "Hehehe. ONE WINGED ANAL" screams Cloud as he jumps into the air. In the next cell, Taurean is telling Nate about a game he played recently, "so I got this game called Grandia 2 for my DC. There is this move called um.flying tensieken" Tyler yells: (SKYE.TAKE FLIGHT) "yeah.you've seen it Nate?" "I didn't say nothin'." "FLYING TENSEIKEN!!!" Tyler takes his sword and uppercuts the descending Cloud, killing him. The body goes flying into the wall, breaking a hole in it. Taurean and the others look at the dead, mutilated body, and then up at Tyler. "What?" "Eh." Barret looked over at Cloud and immediately started to shoot his corpse rapidity. "Dude.knock it off, you will run out of ammo." Yelled Tyler "What you talking about foo?" "You just put 10 clips of bullets in his corpse!" "I aint no damn princess foo!" "I never said you were.but you need to conserve ammo" "umm.Hey look.an eagle!" Tyler looks to where Barret was pointing. There was nothing there! Tyler looked back and saw that Barret was gone. "Hey.where'd he go? Nate and Taurean were studying clouds corpse when Nate noticed a flap of skin hanging off. Taurean poked it with a stick and a flap of skin fell off.revealing more skin under that. Taurean reached down and pulled the rest of the "skin off" There laid a young boy, not 15, with silver hair and red eyed. "So.the freakin Karou.was.Karou!" pointed out Nate Tyler immediately got a headache. The group went to walk out the door, when they got there, it was locked. "How in the blue hell did Barret get out." "I let him out" was the reply through the cell door" "Who are you?" Asked Tyler "My name is Blixe Cobalt, I heard about you.and I wish to accompany you.I fell I could be useful." "Sure, the more the merrier"
The group with Blixe in tow, headed out to defeat Shinra.but how will it turn out
Tyler looks into his pack and realizes that he does not have any elixirs. The group goes into the store and shop around. Tyler sees some monitor out of the corner of his eye. He walks over and activates the switch.
~On screen~ Presenting to you from Lemonsuckers Inc. The all-new anal bum cover! This addition is lightweight and will prevent anal raping. Many prisoners agree that this is a must have. For the low low cost of 100 gil apiece, you can have one. Or three!
Tyler thinks about it and buys three, why only three? Because Cloud would like it, and Barret would throw him helluva far.
The group, bum covers in hand set off to the 59th floor. Tyler peeks around a corner and sees three guards, one flashing about a keycard. Tyler then does the unexpected.
"I surrender!" Yells Tyler to the guards "WHAT" is the simultaneous reaction from everybody. The guards arrest the group. They take the others to the prison, but escort Tyler to the presidents' office. "Hey guys, don't forget the anal.muphugmum" The guards were knocking out Tyler
Tyler awoke in chains. He was being held in front of the president.
"Welcome troublemaker.I see that you have realized you cant beat me! "I will join you.if you let Aries go!" "You are making requests? Why would I want to do that when I can just have you both?" "What?" asked Tyler. "Let me introduce to you the first three members of my new task force, who you will soon be joining!" "I'd NEVER" was Tyler's reply. "Yes you will if I use this invention Hojo made for me, the Slave crown." "The slave crown"" asked Tyler puzzled. "Ancient lore speaks of a great ruler name Kefka who controlled people using a slave crown, Hojo has harnessed that power, and so I can do what I want now!" "FUCK" "Now, my new "recruits" first, this beauty is Elena." "ELENA!" "Shut your insolent mouth! Or I will shut it for you!" The president flicked his wrist, casting a mute spell on Tyler "As I was saying.this is Elena, master of the martial arts." Elena walks in, she is in a zombie like trance. "This sword wielder is the one and only Zack.you probably know his friend.Cloud" "And this stubborn little one has no name, mo records, and no loyalty to me.so you have to excuse this "slave" for not being in the best of shape. A man with a long trench coat on. He had bruises everywhere; the whites of his eyes were black. "You.will.never .control.me! The mysterious man yelled at the president and pulled a gun out of his trench coat and shot the president, wounding him. Guards swarm this man and take him down. "You will have to excuse him.now I will take you to your cell" The president ran out of the room to a medic and guards take Tyler to his Cell. Tyler is walked down a row of cells. In the first one, he hears Tifa and Aries talking.Tyler gets perverted thoughts and suddenly gets a massive nosebleed. He notices that Taurean, Nate, and Barret are in the second cell. Tyler then realizes where the guard is taking him. " NO!! NO! NO! Anywhere but in a cell with HIM." His cries go unheard as he is thrown into a cell with Cloud. "Look you, I don't care if we ARE in prison, try anything funny, and you get it" "Hehehe. ONE WINGED ANAL" screams Cloud as he jumps into the air. In the next cell, Taurean is telling Nate about a game he played recently, "so I got this game called Grandia 2 for my DC. There is this move called um.flying tensieken" Tyler yells: (SKYE.TAKE FLIGHT) "yeah.you've seen it Nate?" "I didn't say nothin'." "FLYING TENSEIKEN!!!" Tyler takes his sword and uppercuts the descending Cloud, killing him. The body goes flying into the wall, breaking a hole in it. Taurean and the others look at the dead, mutilated body, and then up at Tyler. "What?" "Eh." Barret looked over at Cloud and immediately started to shoot his corpse rapidity. "Dude.knock it off, you will run out of ammo." Yelled Tyler "What you talking about foo?" "You just put 10 clips of bullets in his corpse!" "I aint no damn princess foo!" "I never said you were.but you need to conserve ammo" "umm.Hey look.an eagle!" Tyler looks to where Barret was pointing. There was nothing there! Tyler looked back and saw that Barret was gone. "Hey.where'd he go? Nate and Taurean were studying clouds corpse when Nate noticed a flap of skin hanging off. Taurean poked it with a stick and a flap of skin fell off.revealing more skin under that. Taurean reached down and pulled the rest of the "skin off" There laid a young boy, not 15, with silver hair and red eyed. "So.the freakin Karou.was.Karou!" pointed out Nate Tyler immediately got a headache. The group went to walk out the door, when they got there, it was locked. "How in the blue hell did Barret get out." "I let him out" was the reply through the cell door" "Who are you?" Asked Tyler "My name is Blixe Cobalt, I heard about you.and I wish to accompany you.I fell I could be useful." "Sure, the more the merrier"
The group with Blixe in tow, headed out to defeat Shinra.but how will it turn out