Tomb Raider: The Scantily Clad Chronicles
Chapter 4: The Library
*I'm sorry I haven't written a chapter for ages. I am back and so are Lara and Pimms. But not Jeeves. Enjoy
[We cut to the Library where Lara is sitting battle ravaged from her eventful confrontation with the Baron. Pimms is sobbing]
Lara: [Peering at the book] hmm. I'm having trouble deciphering this symbol 'And the monks placeth the dagger in.in.' Oh damn it Pereguin pay attention!
Pimms: [weeping] He was my only friend. Except of course for Arnie the Sock Puppet [he reveals an ugly sock puppet and makes it dance] AND MY NAME IS PIMMS!
Lara: Now come on let's not play the "that's not my name game" and stop being so immature. And put that infernal sock puppet away.
Pimms: You should respect Arnie he's been on thousands of adventures.
Lara: Listen how many times do I have to tell you? The omnipotent spirit of Arnold Schwarzenegger does not possess your sock puppet.
Pimms: [Covering his ears with his hands] LIAR! Anyway Arnie has been offended and will away [He raises his sock puppet and puts on a squeaky voice] I'll be back.
[Lara rolls her eyes and goes back to deciphering the symbol]
Lara; 'in.in. the stoneth of the hidden templeth.' AHA! [Lara turns the page] 'For further instruction please see hidden cavern of mysterious mystery, Antarctica.'.what I have to go all the way to Antarctica! For God's Sake! I am so writing to the publisher [she reads the side] .Scholastic!
Pimms: Shall I prep the jet, madam?
Lara: No I fancy a walk.
Pimms: What all the way to Antarctica?
Lara: Good Thinking. If we're going to beat Mimblewimble there we'd better take the plane.
Pimms: * Sigh * I'll get the guns
Lara: [She pats her breast] No need
Chapter 4: The Library
*I'm sorry I haven't written a chapter for ages. I am back and so are Lara and Pimms. But not Jeeves. Enjoy
[We cut to the Library where Lara is sitting battle ravaged from her eventful confrontation with the Baron. Pimms is sobbing]
Lara: [Peering at the book] hmm. I'm having trouble deciphering this symbol 'And the monks placeth the dagger in.in.' Oh damn it Pereguin pay attention!
Pimms: [weeping] He was my only friend. Except of course for Arnie the Sock Puppet [he reveals an ugly sock puppet and makes it dance] AND MY NAME IS PIMMS!
Lara: Now come on let's not play the "that's not my name game" and stop being so immature. And put that infernal sock puppet away.
Pimms: You should respect Arnie he's been on thousands of adventures.
Lara: Listen how many times do I have to tell you? The omnipotent spirit of Arnold Schwarzenegger does not possess your sock puppet.
Pimms: [Covering his ears with his hands] LIAR! Anyway Arnie has been offended and will away [He raises his sock puppet and puts on a squeaky voice] I'll be back.
[Lara rolls her eyes and goes back to deciphering the symbol]
Lara; 'in.in. the stoneth of the hidden templeth.' AHA! [Lara turns the page] 'For further instruction please see hidden cavern of mysterious mystery, Antarctica.'.what I have to go all the way to Antarctica! For God's Sake! I am so writing to the publisher [she reads the side] .Scholastic!
Pimms: Shall I prep the jet, madam?
Lara: No I fancy a walk.
Pimms: What all the way to Antarctica?
Lara: Good Thinking. If we're going to beat Mimblewimble there we'd better take the plane.
Pimms: * Sigh * I'll get the guns
Lara: [She pats her breast] No need