Tomb Raider: The Scantily Clad Chronicles
Chapter 5: The Secret Caves of Mysterious Mystery, Antarctica
[The Croft jet lands in the snowy planes of Antarctica. Pimms and Lara get out wrapped in large coats. TheScottishGuyWhoNoOneLikes gets out wearing just a kilt. Arnie is also there on Pimms hand wearing a large coat.]
Lara: [Signalling at Scottish Guy] Patrick why is he here.
Pimms: He threatened poor Arnie's life. And it's.oh why bother?
Lara: [She indicates to Arnie] If he is possessed by Arnold Schwarzenegger then why won't he grow some bloody balls?! He's supposed to be a frickin action hero!
Pimms: He's just going through a rough period first 'The 6th Day' then 'End of Days' rejection's getting a bit much for him.
Lara: mumble.
Pimms: Anyway you said it your self ScottishGuyWhoNoOneLikes is useful.
Lara: It's not that but would it kill him to wear some boxers under that damn thing. The wind keeps billowing.
ScottishGuyWhoNoOneLikes: Ya wimpy monkey ye woodn't laaast a dey in the cooold lend of Scootland
Lara: Right! I've had just give me the useful invention and piss off back to the jet.
[He hands her a large laser 'Secret Language Decipherer' is written on the side.]
Lara: Right, Gary.
Pimms: Pimms
Lara: Towards the caves! ONWARD!
[We cut to the inside of the cavern where the Baron is just about to take the map to the next location. Lara and Pimms run in.]
Pimms: It's the Baron we've got to stop him!
Lara: [She looks down at the 'Secret Language Decipherer'] I have an idea [She throws the very heavy contraption at the Baron and knocks him out cold]
Pimms: LARA! We needed that to figure out the text!
Lara: [Picking up the scroll] I think I've got it "The dagger lies, in the hidden space deep beneath the Croft Manor, It's shiny and nice and bladed thrice and greener than Dr.Bruce Banner." I'm a regular genius.
Pimms: You got all that from a pictogram of a cat?
Chapter 5: The Secret Caves of Mysterious Mystery, Antarctica
[The Croft jet lands in the snowy planes of Antarctica. Pimms and Lara get out wrapped in large coats. TheScottishGuyWhoNoOneLikes gets out wearing just a kilt. Arnie is also there on Pimms hand wearing a large coat.]
Lara: [Signalling at Scottish Guy] Patrick why is he here.
Pimms: He threatened poor Arnie's life. And it's.oh why bother?
Lara: [She indicates to Arnie] If he is possessed by Arnold Schwarzenegger then why won't he grow some bloody balls?! He's supposed to be a frickin action hero!
Pimms: He's just going through a rough period first 'The 6th Day' then 'End of Days' rejection's getting a bit much for him.
Lara: mumble.
Pimms: Anyway you said it your self ScottishGuyWhoNoOneLikes is useful.
Lara: It's not that but would it kill him to wear some boxers under that damn thing. The wind keeps billowing.
ScottishGuyWhoNoOneLikes: Ya wimpy monkey ye woodn't laaast a dey in the cooold lend of Scootland
Lara: Right! I've had just give me the useful invention and piss off back to the jet.
[He hands her a large laser 'Secret Language Decipherer' is written on the side.]
Lara: Right, Gary.
Pimms: Pimms
Lara: Towards the caves! ONWARD!
[We cut to the inside of the cavern where the Baron is just about to take the map to the next location. Lara and Pimms run in.]
Pimms: It's the Baron we've got to stop him!
Lara: [She looks down at the 'Secret Language Decipherer'] I have an idea [She throws the very heavy contraption at the Baron and knocks him out cold]
Pimms: LARA! We needed that to figure out the text!
Lara: [Picking up the scroll] I think I've got it "The dagger lies, in the hidden space deep beneath the Croft Manor, It's shiny and nice and bladed thrice and greener than Dr.Bruce Banner." I'm a regular genius.
Pimms: You got all that from a pictogram of a cat?