Tomb Raider: The Scantily Clad Chronicles
Chapter 7: Burner Returns!
Hi in this topic there's a character called Burner he's based on the character of Lara's mentor in Tomb Raider 4.
[Pimms, Lara, Arnie and Scottish Guy are in Hawaii as Lara tries to figure out the next clue. The Baron is in Alaska also trying to decipher the scripture and when he's got a spare moment he is writing threatening letters to his travel agent.]
Lara: I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THIS DAMN MANUSCRIPT!
Pimms; Well it's your own fault we had a perfectly good invention and you just threw it away.
Lara: Well I assumed Hamish over there [Indicating to the ScottishGuy] would have another.
ScottishGuyWhoNoOneLikes: Pisch oof ya sarkastic piesh of English scuum.
Lara: Bring it on Scotty!
ScottishGuyWhoNoOneLikes: You got soomthin ta say, say it to me face!
Lara: I'll say it to your ass when I kick it!
[They start to wrestle in the sand. Pimms steps in and pulls them apart. Arnie who is currently occupying Pimms hand is sipping a martini.]
Pimms: Stop it both of you!
[A shadow falls on the group. It is a very tall butch woman in a flowerey dress]
Burner: Unhand Lady Croft!
[Lara wrestles herself from Pimms grasp]
Lara: And who might you be . punk?
Burner: It's me Burner!
Lara: But. you're a woman.
Burner: Yes long story that. So what are you doing here?
Lara: You know the old story Ancient artefact blahblahblah evil-yet- incompetent villain blahblahblah I save the day blahblahblah and we all learn a valuable lesson.
Burner: Ahhhh I miss the old days of adventuring.
Arnie: Well I could transport you back in time.
Pimms: Arnie you must keep your identity secret.
Arnie; Silence you cur [He slaps Pimms]
Lara: Well Burner you could just come along with us.
Burner: Sure Whatever.
Chapter 7: Burner Returns!
Hi in this topic there's a character called Burner he's based on the character of Lara's mentor in Tomb Raider 4.
[Pimms, Lara, Arnie and Scottish Guy are in Hawaii as Lara tries to figure out the next clue. The Baron is in Alaska also trying to decipher the scripture and when he's got a spare moment he is writing threatening letters to his travel agent.]
Lara: I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THIS DAMN MANUSCRIPT!
Pimms; Well it's your own fault we had a perfectly good invention and you just threw it away.
Lara: Well I assumed Hamish over there [Indicating to the ScottishGuy] would have another.
ScottishGuyWhoNoOneLikes: Pisch oof ya sarkastic piesh of English scuum.
Lara: Bring it on Scotty!
ScottishGuyWhoNoOneLikes: You got soomthin ta say, say it to me face!
Lara: I'll say it to your ass when I kick it!
[They start to wrestle in the sand. Pimms steps in and pulls them apart. Arnie who is currently occupying Pimms hand is sipping a martini.]
Pimms: Stop it both of you!
[A shadow falls on the group. It is a very tall butch woman in a flowerey dress]
Burner: Unhand Lady Croft!
[Lara wrestles herself from Pimms grasp]
Lara: And who might you be . punk?
Burner: It's me Burner!
Lara: But. you're a woman.
Burner: Yes long story that. So what are you doing here?
Lara: You know the old story Ancient artefact blahblahblah evil-yet- incompetent villain blahblahblah I save the day blahblahblah and we all learn a valuable lesson.
Burner: Ahhhh I miss the old days of adventuring.
Arnie: Well I could transport you back in time.
Pimms: Arnie you must keep your identity secret.
Arnie; Silence you cur [He slaps Pimms]
Lara: Well Burner you could just come along with us.
Burner: Sure Whatever.