Disclaimer-the only characters that aren't mine are the ones Tolkien came
up with
That night while evryone was sound asleep, Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry decided to have a sausage roast outside on the castle lawns.
"Are all your sausages ready yet? Mine are," Sam informed while taking a large bite out of his plump sausage. "Mmmmm, delicious. Pippin, your uncle sure makes a fine weeny!"
"Weeny?!?!?! Hahahaha! He said weeny!!!" Pippin began to roll on his belly and giggled constantly.
"Oy, Pippin you know very well what I mean by.weeny!" Sam exclaimed while he rubbed his forehead continuously as if he had a large headache. He did.
"Oh sorry!"
Frodo began to laugh softly. Not at weeny but at Sam and Pippin's debate- like conversation. He covered his mouth soon enough before Sam would become crabby and leave their little picnic under the stars.
"Merry interrupted their argument and commented about the sausages and tomatoes. "The tomatoes are most certainly juicy today and the sausages are very plump! This picnic is most wonderful!"
"Yes indeed, it is!" Frodo commented as he swallowed a sausage whole, right of the stick! Now you see, a gulp as so does not come without a price. As soon as the sausage dissapeared into Frodo's mouth, he began to gag and choke. Frodo grasped his throat and began to make grunting noises!
"Oh looky here, Frodo's trying to be funny! It's making me laugh! Hahaha, good job Frodo! MORE!!!" Pippin, once again acting idiotic began to roll on his belly.
"Pip you loser.Frodo's choking!!!! HELP!!!" Sam screamed
"Move out of the way!" Merry began to thrust at Frodo's stomach and in no time, that horrible sausage link flew out of his mouth and out onto the grassy lawn.
"You saved my life Merry! Thank you!!!" Frodo said.
"Awww, it was no problem at all! We certainly couldn't sit there and let you die now could we?" Frodo smiled and nodded his head no.
All night long, Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry talked and feasted on sausages and tomatoes. This time Frodo ate small portions of his sausages.
Shamira heard laughter outside her window, so she decided to take a peek on what the hubbub was about. She was glad to see that it were the four hobbits having a small party. Frodo looked up at Shamira's window and noticed her looking down on the sausage roast. He smiled brightly at her and she grinned back at Frodo.
The four hobbits continued their reunion and all asked Frodo, "Who were you smiling at?"
"Someone special," Frodo replied
Shamira pranced back to her bed and began to think. 'What wonderful hobbits. That Frodo is a special one, I can feel it my bones.
That night while evryone was sound asleep, Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry decided to have a sausage roast outside on the castle lawns.
"Are all your sausages ready yet? Mine are," Sam informed while taking a large bite out of his plump sausage. "Mmmmm, delicious. Pippin, your uncle sure makes a fine weeny!"
"Weeny?!?!?! Hahahaha! He said weeny!!!" Pippin began to roll on his belly and giggled constantly.
"Oy, Pippin you know very well what I mean by.weeny!" Sam exclaimed while he rubbed his forehead continuously as if he had a large headache. He did.
"Oh sorry!"
Frodo began to laugh softly. Not at weeny but at Sam and Pippin's debate- like conversation. He covered his mouth soon enough before Sam would become crabby and leave their little picnic under the stars.
"Merry interrupted their argument and commented about the sausages and tomatoes. "The tomatoes are most certainly juicy today and the sausages are very plump! This picnic is most wonderful!"
"Yes indeed, it is!" Frodo commented as he swallowed a sausage whole, right of the stick! Now you see, a gulp as so does not come without a price. As soon as the sausage dissapeared into Frodo's mouth, he began to gag and choke. Frodo grasped his throat and began to make grunting noises!
"Oh looky here, Frodo's trying to be funny! It's making me laugh! Hahaha, good job Frodo! MORE!!!" Pippin, once again acting idiotic began to roll on his belly.
"Pip you loser.Frodo's choking!!!! HELP!!!" Sam screamed
"Move out of the way!" Merry began to thrust at Frodo's stomach and in no time, that horrible sausage link flew out of his mouth and out onto the grassy lawn.
"You saved my life Merry! Thank you!!!" Frodo said.
"Awww, it was no problem at all! We certainly couldn't sit there and let you die now could we?" Frodo smiled and nodded his head no.
All night long, Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry talked and feasted on sausages and tomatoes. This time Frodo ate small portions of his sausages.
Shamira heard laughter outside her window, so she decided to take a peek on what the hubbub was about. She was glad to see that it were the four hobbits having a small party. Frodo looked up at Shamira's window and noticed her looking down on the sausage roast. He smiled brightly at her and she grinned back at Frodo.
The four hobbits continued their reunion and all asked Frodo, "Who were you smiling at?"
"Someone special," Frodo replied
Shamira pranced back to her bed and began to think. 'What wonderful hobbits. That Frodo is a special one, I can feel it my bones.