My disclaimer was destroyed in my frustration and excitement over the up coming episode of X-Men:Evolution......just remember I don't own anything....
Todd: FORGET THE DISCLAIMER!! WHAT ABOUT WANDA??
Fred: Ah man....he's doing it again.....
Todd: What? I'm just worried about her.....
Thegamingteendream16: Should be more worried about yourself.
Todd and Fred: WHAT?!
Thegamingteendream16: Well, this is just me talking here, but Todd, you having to take on Magneto to save Wanda, this might just kinda ruin all chances of you joining his new team.
Todd:.....well dang, yo. Can't anything good happen to me?????
Thegamingteendream16: Rarely when I'm writing....
"Oh man.....I feel like I got hit by a bus," moaned Todd, waking up in the trashed motel room. "Well, that's pretty close to what happened you crazy little freak," moaned Lance, who was drinking a cup of coffee that he had Fred pick up when he went to get more snacks. Seems the stash from the gas station didn't last him long. Pietro was still passed out on the bed. "What happened, yo?" grumbled Todd, sitting up in his dirty clothes, his hair a mess. "You mean before or after you downed more alcohol than you could ever dream off handling?" snapped Lance, his head burning with pain. "Oh man.... that can't be good....considering I had eaten a few moths before that," mumbled Todd. "Yeah.....though, it's pretty cool how you made the bus land in the exact same space, back wards, and on all four tires," pointed out Fred, who was carrying a box of doughnuts, munching on a bear claw. "WHAT??" cried Todd, jumping up, moving to the window. Sure enough, outside the bus was parked facing a different direction than it was parked, along with shattered windows, dents, and dirt everywhere. "Oh man....I did that??" he nearly screamed. "Yup. Well, not just you. Spyke and Nightcrawler helped too," explained Fred between bites. "WHAT??" screamed Pietro, sitting up. "Oh, I was just telling Toad what he did last night," said Fred, reaching in for another doughnut. "Oh, that. Yeah, Toad you almost got us all in big trouble. You're just lucky Xavier paid for a replacement, since some of his students were involved he figured he better open his wallet or else," grumbled Pietro, rubbing his head.
There was a slight knock at the door. "WHO IS IT!" they all yelled at once. "Sheesh, It's just me," came Jean's voice. "What do you want you pain in the butt," moaned Pietro, the yelling sending a pain in head. "Well, not that I think I should tell you, but the new bus is hear, and we're ready to get going again. Kitty and Rogue are being sent back.... seems they took a major shock, along with Evan and Kurt. Luckily, in their place, some of the new students are replacing them," explained Jean, before walking off. Pietro jumped up, laughing and grinning. "WAY TO GO TOAD!! I'm putting in a good word for you with Magneto next time I talk with him. You actually got rid of not one or two, but FOUR X-geeks!" Todd moaned and slid to the floor. "I'd settle for some aspirin man."
Scott and Jean waited outside in the parking lot with the other members of the X-Men. "Ah man....how come I feel this is gonna result in a bad run in with Logan?" moaned Kurt. "All I can tell you is, Pietro is gonna get it when I see him next, along with Toad," growled Evan, who quickly flinched. "You guys deserve it, look what happened to Rogue and Kitty because of it!" exclaimed Scott, pointing to the two girls. They hadn't said a word since they woke up. Kitty still just stared off into space, and Rogue screamed anytime something bumped into her. "Well, here's the bus....and is that....no, no, it can't be," moaned Evan, nearly turning pale. Sure enough, the driver of the bus was no other than Logan himself. The bus pulled to a stop, and an extremely angry Logan stepped off. "What were you kids thinking? No wait, obviously you weren't, because you were drunk, BUT WHAT WERE YOU DOING GETTING DRUNK IN THE FIRST PLACE??!!" he yelled, getting in both Kurt's and Evan's faces. "Sorry man, It was a mistake, we're sorry!" exclaimed Evan. Logan snarled. "Oh, no your not, not till you see what your Aunt has in store for both of you. I've seen some angry people and some bad things in my life, but what she did when she found out what you did....let's just say it made me take a few steps back." Both Evan and Kurt's mouths feel open. "Anyways, you four will be going back with the bus driver. I'm here to make sure nothing like this happens again," explained Logan. With that, Evan, Kurt, Rogue, and Kitty boarded the busted up bus with the driver, and soon were on they're way back to Bayville.
"Ok, where's the goon squad?" asked Logan, not thrilled with having them along. "Room 66," pointed out Scott. Logan nodded, heading that way. "Load your stuff on the bus and sit down with the others, I'll take care of the Brotherhood." With that, Logan turned his back on the two teens, and moved to the door of the room. Scott opened the storage area under the bus, him and Jean not seeing or hearing Wolverine kick in the door to the Brotherhood's room. Nor did they see the storm of feathers, blankets, chair pieces, and slime explode from the door after he went in. They did however turn around at the sound of shattered glass. Seems Todd and jumped through the window, Lance and Pietro jumping through it after him, with Fred running for his life out the door. "MOVE IT PRINCESS PERFECT!!" screamed Todd, hopping past Jean and Scott, jumping into the bus, with Pietro and Lance quickly behind him, with Fred running as fast as he can following them. The back of his clothes were ripped to shreds. Scott and Jean's jaws both dropped, as Logan walked casually over to the bus. "Will you hurry up already? Seems The Brotherhood wanted to get going in a hurry," he muttered, as he climbed up the steps, taking a seat in the drivers seat. Jean and Scott merely exchanged glances, shrugged, tossed their stuff in the storage area, closed, and calmly got on the bus.
"Oh man, that hurt," moaned Fred, rubbing his backside. "Oh god, oh man, I thought I was finished, yo," panted Todd, how was laying on the floor. "Man, that Wolverine guy went crazy," moaned Lance, leaning back in his seat next to Pietro. "Oh, he's going to get it, mark my words," fumed Pietro. "He took my doughnuts even," moaned Fred, watching Logan finish off a powdered doughnut. "Where are we stopping next?" asked Pietro. Todd pulled out a copy of papers he had stolen from the driver. "Well, according to this, our next stop won't be for another....let me see....twelve hours??!!" All the members of the Brotherhood's mouths dropped. "Oh come on Toad, that's not possible. Not even when we had three girls on the bus," snapped Lance. "Well, we'll at least have time to figure out how to get rid of the new guys," muttered Peitro. The mutants to take the places of Kurt, Evan, Kitty, and Rogue had been Bobby, Ray, Amara, and Jamie. "Hey Scott, no one would tell us why the others had to go back. What happened man? Kitty and Rogue looked horrible!" asked Bobby. Scott turned around to face him, took a glance at the Brotherhood, then back at him. "Bobby, let me just put it this way, they took a little late night trip." Jean huffed and growled. "Yeah, a real "Toad" trip."
"Ok guys, due to popular demand, well, more like threats from Jean and Amara, we're making a pit stop. You've got twenty minutes to get in and get out," he growled, glancing up in the mirror to glare at the Brotherhood. With that, he opened the door, and the teens rushed off the bus, the Brotherhood boy's moving out faster than the others. The girls quickly rushed off to the bathroom, while the guys ended up forming a line. Pietro quickly pulled the rest of the Brotherhood over to back. "Ok, we need a new plan. After last night, the whole drinking thing won't work, especially with Wolverine around now. So, here's plan B," started Pietro, trailing off into a low whisper.
Logan moved into the gas station, noticing the line of guys. " Come on, hurry it up, I want us to get on the road again soon," he growled. He noticed in the corner of his eye Toad and Avalanche standing near the beer case. "Oh no you don't," he growled, moving over to the two teens, grabbing the both by the front of their shirts. " You boys aren't getting drunk on my watch." While his back was turned, he never noticed Fred slide open the cooler, and surely didn't see Pietro grabbing bottles of beer, twisting off the caps, pouring in a clear liquid, then handing them to Fred, who used his strength to twist the caps on tight enough so it would seem like they had never been opened. After they had taken care of all the cases in front, they closed the door, and zoomed off. Logan turned, only in time to see Fred reaching for a bag of chips. "Hey, this isn't a snack break, now all you guys get on the bus, you don't want me to find you off of it," growled Logan. Todd, Lance, and Fred nodded, and quickly rushed to the bus. Logan then turned his head to the cooler full of beer. "Well, no need for me to go this whole trip with out a drink," he muttered, picking up a case of the tainted beer. "Ok guys, the girls are done, so you who didn't go better hope you can hold it, everyone back on the bus," announced Logan, as he paid for the beer.
It was nearly four hours before Logan pulled into the parking lot of motel. "Ok...I...know this isn't a scheduled stop....but....let's just say I can't drive much longer tonight," moaned Logan, sweating. He turned to Scott, tossing him a credit card. "Get us the rooms, and FAST!"
"Oh my god! I can't believe it worked!" laughed Pietro, as he flopped down onto his bed. Luckily, this was a good motel, and everyone only had to have two to room, each with their own bed. "Did you see him man? God, looked like he was gonna burst," laughed Lance, sitting on the edge of his own bed. Pietro grinned, holding up a bottle. "I knew buying this bottle of odorless and tasteless laxative was a good idea!" With that, the two boys nearly collapsed laughing. "Ok, ok. Seriously, with his healing powers, this only buys us an hour. Get Fred and Todd, we need to move onto phase two," ordered Pietro.
"Are you sure this is going to work?" whispered Toad. He had in his hand the package he had bought from Ray and Quiet Rob at that first gas station. "Of course it will, with his highly developed sense of smell, Wolverine is like a human drug dog," hissed Pietro. Todd shrugged, and wrapped his tongue around the package, sticking his head in through the window, which lead to the bathroom of Scott and Bobby's room. He quickly used his tongue to slip the package behind the toilet. He quickly pulled his tongue back, pulling his head free from the window, giving Pietro the thumbs up. With that, Pietro zoomed off, to the front of the room, where he met up with Lance and Fred. "Ok, now!" he said. With that, Fred used his great strength to lodge the bumper of a car diagonally against the door. Luckily, the only window was the one in the bathroom. Obviously, this motel hadn't been visited by the fire inspector for awhile. Lance used his to crack a rather small hole in the side corner of the wall, with Pietro moving a hose through it. "Ok, go Toad go!" Todd help up something that appeared to be a joint. " I don't know man.....drugs are like, not good for you. I'm all for getting rid of the X-Geeks, but not this way man." Pietro growled and took it himself. "You're thinking to small." With that, he ran off, only to come back with what appeared to be a blow torch, a large bong, and a L pipe fitting. He hooked up the pipe to the top of the bong, filled it with what was left in the package. " Ok everyone, hold your breath," yelled Pietro, as he turned on the blow torch. Soon, a large amount of smoke was going from the bong, to the pipe, from the pipe, to the hose, which end was in Scott's and Bobby's room.
"Uh Scott, do you smell something funny?" muttered Bobby, sniffing the air. "Uh yeah.....and I know that smell...mostly from going to Duncan's parties," grumbled Scott. That's when the noticed the hose, and smoke drafting in through it. "Oh no, the loser hood is at it again!" The two boys rushed to the door, only to find it stuck. "What the....ok, stand back," ordered Scott.
Pietro was listening closely. "OK BLOB! NOW!" he yelled, and Fred quickly tore the bumper free from the door. It was just then they saw Wolverine move from his room, looking like he felt alot better. That was until suddenly the parking lot was filled with a red flash, and the door to Scott and Bobby's room exploded open, a huge cloud of smoke pouring out into the night. "What the heck is going on?" yelled Logan, rushing over. He sniffed the air, then narrowed his eyes at Scott and Bobby. "That better not be what I think it is," he growled. With that he entered the room, something already catching his attention. Scott and Bobby had no clue what was going on, especially when Logan stopped out of the bathroom, carrying a baggie. "You boys are in trouble." Scott's jaw dropped. "It was the Brotherhood! I'm telling you!" he exclaimed. Logan growled and grabbed him by the arm. "We'll just go see."
Logan pounded on the door of Lance and Pietro's room. Lance opened it up, sniffing the air. "Clean," was all he muttered, then stalked off to Todd's and Fred's room. He pounded on the door, which Todd quickly opened. "Um, hey Wolverine...." he said. Logan growled, the sniffed the air, once again finding no trace of drugs....just bad body odor. He then turned on Scott and Bobby. "I thought we taught you kids better than that....First thing in the morning, you two are back on your way to Bayville..... and I'll make sure Hank goes through a very descriptive explanation of what happens to drug users....and then when I get back...." he just trailed off their, growling, leaving both Bobby and Scott dumbfounded. Todd grinned at Scott and Bobby. "Best twenty bucks I ever spent," he laughed, slamming the door.
There you go guys. Yet another chapter in this series. Next up, the guys arrive!! Yeah Yeah, I know, it's a little bit too fast traveling from bus to Florida from New York, but I kinda wanna get things going and done before something major happens in the EVO universe, like what happened to Evan.
Todd: SCREW EVAN!! WHAT ABOUT ME??? I for some reason end up with the fuzzy elf? With Wanda in trouble?? WHILE GOING AGAINST MAGNETO, THAT GUY WHO CONTROLS MINDS, AND LORD KNOWS WHO ELSE?????????
Fred: Um, If you die, can I have your room?
Todd: YOU'RE NOT HELPING BLOB!!!!!