Joey and the Rainbow

by SkullFace

Joey thinks he can find gold and leprachauns will play your favorite song at the end of the rainbow.He,Yugi,and Bandit Keith search off for it.This storys kinda sad because something terrible happens to Keith.RR,please!!

1. Chapter ONE Remember to Review,please

Part 2

Chapter 11

~Part 2~ This part is about Joey somehow coming up with the idea that there is gold at the end of a rainbow.He thinks if you find the gold,youll be rich and leprechauns will play your favirate song.(Joeys favirate song is Without me)So,he drags Yugi with him to find the pot of gold and the singing leprachauns.It's really kind of a stupid idea,but I had to resort to something.

"Ive gotta go home."Kaiba said."Ive got a deadline to meet with my computer parts.If Mrs.Landoff doesen't get her modem soon,Ill be sacrificed."If you remember right,Kaiba,Joey,Yugi,Bones,Weevil,Mai,Rex and Mokuba are in Yugi's gameshop house."I don't WANNA go home."Mokuba said."We have rats." Kaiba froze."Uh...those aren't rats."He said."Then what are they?"Mai asked.Kaiba shook his head."I dunno.It's a mystery,sorta like the who killed J.R thing?"He said. "Who did kill J.R?"Bones asked. Kaiba sighed."Lets just say nothings a sure answer."He said.He grabbed his coat and put it on."Goobye,Yugi and Joey.Im on my way."He grabbed Mokuba and stalked out."He left us here!!!"Rex said."Like dolls!!!Or worthless peices of junk!!!" Him and Mai ran out the door to follow Kaiba.Weevil and Bones,Yugi and Joey were the only ones still in there.(Grandpa was diying of empuazima,but who cares?And Tristan was making out with his mother)"You know what?"Weevil said."I think Ill go kill Tristan.He walked out on the balcolny and they heard Tristan and his mother scream as Wee pushed them off.Weevil came back in.He was answered with applause."Thank you!!"Yugi said."I coulden't stand seeing another bra on the ground." Everyone was silent."I think Ill....go with Kaiba now."Bones said.He froze a minute,then backed out.So did WEE!! The door creaked open.It was Bandit Kieth with two maracas."Im in a part of some entertainment program..."He said."To make money!!!" He shook the maracas a couple of times,made a sandwich,ate it in one bite and ran out."Geez,that was sure wierd.."Joey said. Yugi knew Joey was right.Joey looked outside."Whadda you know.It's raining.Let's go outside in the rain!!!"Him and Yugi ran downstairs and outside.Joey danced like the idiot he is.Yugi looked up."I like the rain...."He said.A drop of rain landed in Bugi's eye."DDDDDAAAHHHH!!!MY EYE!!!!"He yelled.In his rampage,He knocked Joey down.Joey fell into the mud."I NEEDED that!!"He sarcastically said,getting up.Yugi fell on him.Joey pushed poor Bugi off."Yuck."He said."Now I have mud all over my clothes." He looked up."Well,the rain stopped."He said."Just when I was at the peak of my times."He then froze."Yug!!!Look!!!"He said.Yugi didn't like being called 'Yug' but he looked up anyway.There was a beautiful rainbow up in the sky,long with vibrant colors.Joey pulled out a little pocket book on rainbows.Yugi raised an eyebrow,wondering why Joey had this stupid book."Joey???"Yugi asked.Joey threatened poor Yugi with a fist."I have this book because I remember it saying something interesting about rainbows." What Joey didn't remember was that he himself had written this little book.You could tell by the sloppy writing and the sloshed on watercolor paintings of leprechans,gold and rainbows.Joey flipped through the book."Ah hah!!"He said,squinting to read the writing."Gosh,whoever wrote this book really needs to brush up on thier handwriting skills."He said.He began to read aloud."If a ranbow is spotted,follow the direction in whhich the rainbow was alighned in the sky and you will find great riches.And little leprechauns will play your favorate song."He said.Yugi rolled his large eyes."Joey,you KNOW that's not true."He said."The freak who wrote the book was just a little crazy in the head." But Joey had already called a taxi."Com'n Yug!!!"He said."We'll go to Kaiba's house and tell him the good news about me and you finally becoming rich beyond imaginable!!" "But Joey,I don't think I wanna look retarded in front of a serious guy like Kaiba---" Before Yugi could finish his sentence,Joey dragged him into the car."To Seto Kaiba's mansion!!!"Joey said. The driver began to drive.Joey was so exited about the riches he was about to obtain he almost wet his pants."I just can't wait,Yug!!Can you?"He asked.Yugi sighed,and rolled his eyes."No....Im flouncing in my seat."He sarcastically said.But Joey took it seriously."Me too!!!!"He said. Soon,the driver parked in front of the Kaiba Mansion.

When they approached the front door,they rang the doorbell.When the doorbell was rang,it played the George Washington march.When the door was open,it stopped.Joey began dancing to the irresistable toon.He stopped when the door opened.Joey had to look down to see who had opened the door,because it was Bones.Yugi wasen't that much taller then Bones,though.So he just had to bend his neck down a little."So,whadda you two want?"bones asked."I thought we left your house,YUGI!!!" Yugi puddled up."Your so rude!!!"He said."Anyway,we just wanted to tell you all some wonderful news."Bones nodded and let them in."Hey everybody!"Joey said."Did you know there's a rainbow out?"Everybody froze."DUHHHH!!"Weevil finally said. Joey was sad."Wella.......I read this book and......It says something interesting about rainbows..."He said.It was silent.Someone sneezed."Well,It says if you find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow,not only will you have riches beyond imaginable but Leprachauns will play your favorite song!!" Kaiba burst out laughing,followed by everyone else."That's not true!"Rex said."Even I know that and Im as dumb as a board!!!" Joey was sad."I beleive Joey!"Yugi lied."If it wasen't true and it was really dumb mumbo jumbo,why put it in a book?!" "What do you call Harry Potter?"Mai asked.Yugi froze.She had a point."Well,Im still gonna help Joey find that gold!!!Then me and Joey will have it and not you!!!" Kaiba cleared his throat.Yugi decided to shut up.Mokuba and Bones came running out."Why were you laughing?I thought I heard a witch down here."Mokuba said. "That was Weevil."Kaiba said,"And Joey says that if you find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow,then dumb leprachauns will play your favorite song!!" Mokuba and Bones didn't laugh."So?"Bones said."I once beleived that house plant over there was out to get me....AHH!!It twitched!!!" Everyone rolled thier eyes."Well,Leprachauns are evil.I once saw a movie about a leprachaun that was trying to kill this man because he had stolen his gold.Joey,Yugi,the leprachauns won't play your favorite song,the'll kill you!!!"Rex said.Mai had no idea Rex beleived in leprachauns."Nuh Uh."Joey said."The leprachauns will be my best friends.Just like Yugi.And thell fly me home on a magic carpet,and tell me Pirate stories...."Joey began to day dream."Yugi,I can't beleive you hang out with that loser."Mai said. "Hey!Look!!I can Lindehop!!!"Wee said.Nobody looked."HEY!!!!"Weevil said."Don't you wanna see my Lindehop!!!?" Nobody turned around that time either.Weevil shreaked.The sound was so high pitched,everyone had to cover there ears."WHAT?!"Kaiba asked.Weevil started to Lindehop,and they turned back around.So Weevil Lindehopped for the doggy. "Yug,I guess we'd better leave."Joey said."There not very supportive."Yugi nodded.They were starting to walk out the door,when Mokuba yelled something out."Tell me one of those PIRATE STORIES when you get back!!HHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAHHA!!!"He said.Everyone burst out laughing at poor Joey and Bugi.Joey grabbed Bugi's arm and stalked out."But Joey,We don't have a bike,We don't have a car,we don't have anything!!!!" Joey pulled something out of Yugi's backpack.It was a doll of a Toon Alligator.Joey began rubbing the doll and chanting,"Give me a miracle." Yugi rolled his eyes."Look,Joey,we can just....borrow a motorcycle from Bandit Kieth!!!" Joey stopped rubbing the doll."But Bandit Kieth loves those motorcycles!He spit shines them!!!And if they come back with one speck of dirt on it,he sues you and says that you did 1,000,000 dollars worth of damage."He said. Yugi realized this was true."But at least he............HECK!!!"Yugi covered his mouth.Noone had known Yugi to ever curse. Joey threw the doll on the ground."I NEED A HORSEY!!!!"He said.They heard a donkey bray."Good enough."Joey said."Let's find where that came from." They walked down a sidewalk,following the braying.Soon,they came upon a little farm with several horses and donkeys and lammas.(Not to mention sheep.) And whadda you know???The owner of the farm was Bandit Kieth!"Say,"Yugi said."How much do you want for a Horsey?" Kieth frowned."You mean a HORSE?"He said."Oh,about 50 cents.Im tired of cleaning up horse sh*t.and they niegh all night and all day and IM TIRED OF IT!!!H*ll,you don't even have to Pay one NICKEL!!!Or one cent!!!Take it for Free!!FREE!!TAKE THEM ALLL FOR FREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IM FINE WITH JUST MY MOTORCYCLES!!!!" He shut up."Okay....we get the picture...."Joey said."I want that nice Black Horsey."Bandit Kieth cleared his throat."Uh...Horse."Joey said.Bandit Kieth nodded."That's........Harley!!!Take him!!!!" "Uh...I want that nice white one with the huge scar on his face."Yugi said. "That's Davidson."Keith said."You get it,Harley,and Davidson?Harley Davidson?HA!!"

Joey and Yugi didn't say a thing."Ill give you 10$ to never say that again."Yugi said.Keith shut up.Yugi handed Keith 10 cents. "But you said ten dollars!!"Keith said. "Well guess what...."Joey said,"He LIED!!!!!!!!!" Joey and Yugi started to go away on thier horses."WAIT!!"Bandit Kieth said.They turned around. "Ummmmmmmmm....Im kinda lonley,so can I please come???" Yugi rolled his eyes."But youve got Zigor?And what's his name,Sid?Nigel?Whatever!!!!" "But there not good friends." "Why is that?" "There gay together......" "OHHHH!!!Come on along,Come on along..............join the caravan....." Kieth came up on a brown horse.It looked awfully old,for it was panting and wheezing."Uh....I think you should pick a younger one....."Joey said. "Oh,but I can't!!!See that stallion?His spine sticks out and it...you know and that brown one humps everything he sees!!" "What about the donkey?" "Well...............I don't know I want this one to die." Yugi and Joey thought he was crazy."Did he get in with some DRUIDS latley?"Joey asked.Bugi cocked his head."What on earth is a druid?"He asked.Joey rolled his eyes."Nevermind.Let's just see who's horse can go faster!!!YA!!!" Joey hit his horse and it galloped off in breakneck speed."You won't win!"Bugi said,and galloped his own horsey off,too. "Wait up!!!"Bandit Kieth said."My horse isn't as fast as yours!He's old and feeble!!!" Keith's was going at it's fastest speed,but still coulden't match Yugi or Joey's."Maybe I should have picked a donkey."He said. Yugi and Joey kept galloping thier horses as fast as they would go."Yours will tire first!!"Joey said."Mines the greatest and fastest horse ever,because it's black!!" "No way!!"Bugi shot back."This white horse has a scar!That means it can take anything!Even a horserace with a discrace like Harley!!"The horses kept running,with Bandit Kieth's trailing far behind.Yugi's stopped first."Aw man...."He said.Joey was whooping and hollering and having a nice old time.Soon,Bandit Kieth caught up.His horse was panting and it's knees were wobbleing.It clapsed with Bandit Kieth still on it's back."Uh....Look Yug..."Joey said."I don't think we're anywhere near the Kaiba mansion anymore.It seems we're a little closer to the pot of gold and leprachauns!!" They were in a beautiful woods.You could hear the sound of a river,and the leafs were lush and green."What about potted gold?"Bandit Kieth asked.

'Were looking for a pot of gold." Bandit Kieth laughed."I can't beleive Im actually HELPING you find a pot of gold.Hahaha." Joey was looking around.He was bending back leafs and picking up rocks."Theres gotta be some pixie's somewhere!"He said."Theres just gotta be!" Bugi rolled his eyes."Joey,there are no such things as Pixies!There make beleive characters like in Furn Gully!" "So if we go to Furn Gully,we can find pixies and a bat with wires in his brain???" "THERE IS NO SUCH PLACE AS FURN GULLY!!!!" Joey decided he would shut up.He then got an idea that was crazy."Let's fight our horses.Sorta like a tournament.But not for death."He said."When they get so tired they cannot fight,then we'll call it won." Yugi almost had a panic attack.He coulden't beleive his best friend in the whole world would ever dream of being so cruel!! "Joey,that's mean!"Yugi said."And Keith's at a disadvantage!!!" Joey laughed."easier for us then."He said.Yugi shrugged."Alright then."He said."First up,Bandit Keith against Joey Wheeler!One,two,three!!" Keith and Joey smacked thier horses and made them charge at eachother.But before the two horses could even collide heads,Keiths wheezed,hacked and fainted."I guess that's won...."Yugi said. Keith was trying to get his horse back up."You know,we could train Wheezer(his horses name was Wheezer)and make him a fine peice of material!!" Joey thought this was a great idea."Yeah!And then he would win every tournament against Harley or Davidson!" Keith bursted out laughing at the Harley davidson thing.Yugi took his ten cents away.

"Okay,first,we need to apply abuse."Keith said."Then,Wheezer will be aggressive,and not wanna stop fighting."They took sticks and rocks and began to hit the poor horse.It wheezed,hacked,and whinneied from pain.It brought tears to yugi's eyes.He gouged Weezer's eyes with sticks.Bandit Keith put rocks in the horses mouth and forced it to bite down so hard it chipped teeth,causing immense pain.He laughed at the horses whining and attempting to get up.But it was so weak it coulden't.Joey stuck a stick up it's hole and twisted it up farther."NEEIGGGHH!!!!"It yelled.They kept doing whatever it took."When can we stop?"Yugi asked,his voice wavering. "When he starts kicking and biting,gets up and charges us!!"Keith said.Yugi knew the horse would be dead by then.Joey took it's hoof and shoved a stick into it's shoe.Because horses have rather tender hoofs,this hurt terribly.The horse back kicked Joey in the chest."OOOOOOOOOOUUUUCHHH!"Joey shreaked."I think he broke something!!" Now,the horse was whinnieing and kicking and puffing smoke out it's huge nostrils.It was snapping at Keith and Bugi.It got to it's feet,snarling.When it started to wheeze and fall down,it came right back to it's feet."Now,time to ride him until he's strong and fast as the wind!!"Keith said.He jumped onto the know bloodseeking horse.It galopped as fast as it could as soon as Keith mounted.'I think it's aggressive enough!!!"He yelled,as it bucked him off.It kept running in circles.Yugi tried to throw a rope around the raging animal's neck,but he missed."Im useless."Bugi said.He slinked over to a tree,hanging his head.Joey had a great idea.He threw a pointy stick at the horse,and it plunged into it's butt."NNNNNNNEEEEEIIGGHH!!!"It screeched,the hacked,wheezed and clapsed.But it was still snarling."Uh....that went pretty well..."Keith said."Maybe we should put him outta his misery." "NO!"Yugi said."After it rests,it will be as good as new.But it's rather old,so I woulden't be surprised if he died." Keith wanted him to die.Joey wasen't so sure.Yugi didn't want him to die."Somebody get me some leafs for me to feed him."Yugi said.Keith threw leafs at Bugi."Here's your leafs!!!"He said.They were prickly leafs.They scrateched Bugi's arms up."You idiot!"Bugi said,"Get me some leafs that won't scratch horsie's mouth up!" Joey handed Yugi the right kind of leafs."Okay..."Yugi said,as he tiptoed twored the horse."I won't hurt you..."He sat down by it,and it licked his hand."Cool!"Joey said.When he tried to approach the horse,it snapped at him."Hey!"Joey said."This horse is taking sides!!" Yugi gave the horse some leaves.It ate them really fast.Bugi got up."See?If your nice to Wheezer,he'll be nice to you." He started Disco dancing."Uh.....Yug?"Joey asked."What?"Yugi said."I took dance." "Well,we certainly can't tell that."Bandit Keith said.He laughed at Yugi.Yugi's horsey was jealous of Wheezer.It trotted over and started to stomp on Wheezer."NO!!"Yugi wailed."If he kills Wheezer,then Keith cannot come with us because he won't have a horsey!!" Yugi pulled a mace out of his backpack and hit Davidson with it.Davidson backed off."Okay,we'd better move on."Joey said."I wanna have the gold.If someone else gets the gold,then I won't have it." Yugi was very sad that Joey haden't included him.Keith tried to get onto Wheezer."Um.......Get up...."Keith said.The horse obiedently got up.Keith cautisosly mounted Wheezer.The horse stayed perfectly still.He then noticed that Yugi and Joey had already headed off.He made the horse go at full speed,and it went faster then ever!He soon caught up to them.Joey was following a little map that was in the rainbow booky."I can't read this map!"He complained."Whoever wrote this really needs some writing skills!!"Yugi remembered someone he knew writing that book....But he didn't remember who."Uh...Joey,what does that little snake in the river mean?"He asked.Joey looked at Yugi like he was stupid."Why,a sea monster of course!!"He said."It will gobble us up if we don't go around the lake.But we should worry about that when we get there!!" This was about Yugi's last straw.He gritted his teeth and tried to not yell it out,but he didn't succeed."JOEY!!THERE ARE ONLY SEA MONSTERS IN PLACES LIKE TOLKIEN'S MIDDLE EARTH!!!!"He screeched.But Joey still looked rather happy."Cool!We can go to Middle Earth and visit them!" Yugi's blood boiled and his face turned beet red. "THERE IS NO SUCH PLACE AS MIDDLE EARTH!!!!!!!!"He screeched,with all his might. Joey was sad."Yug,why did you yell at me??"Joey asked,stopping his horse.Yugi was breathing hard.He stopped his horse beside Joey's."Because your dumb!Even WEEVIL could tell that Middle Earth doesen't exist!"He bellowed.Bandit Keith laughed."Yugi,Weevil thinks that deers can talk!"He said.Yugi realized this was true.Joey decided to forget about the gold for a minute.He grabbed a minutare tape player and put it on.He then put in a tape made for relaxing you.He listened.He haden't noticed Bandit Keith and Yugi had started walking away on thier horses."Wait up!"He said,ushing the horse to full speed.

Kaiba was having heck back at his house."This would be so much easier with Yugi and Joey!"He said.Weevil was in one room exercising,Rex and Mai were making out on the table."Rex!Mai!"He said.The didn't stop,so he stopped bothering.He went into the television room.Bones and Mokuba were watching some show that a big guy in a cat costume was singing on."Guys,clear out Im going to watch X Files."They payed no attention.A big man dressed like a dog came on the show,but was friends with the cat."Com'n,this is so lame.In real life,the dog would be trying to eat the cat alive." "Seto,you have to ruin everything."Mokuba said."You said that in real life,Barney would be eating the children,and you said Cookie monster would have a heart attack.We don't have to worry about real life for about 8 years!!!" Kaiba flipped the channel."NOOOO!!"They wailed.They both began throwing a huge fit on the floor.Kaiba had no choice but to change it back."Youll see."Kaiba said."When Im old and Grey,you guys will have to watch what I want." "Yeah right."Bones said."ill watch watever the h*ll I want.Ill never give a d*mn about what YOUR opinion is." Kaiba decided to shut up.After all,he had just been cussed out by a child.Rex and Mai walked in.Rex had lipstick all over his face."Goodness sakes Rex,watch your face!!"Kaiba said.Rex washed it off with his shirt.Now,there was red lipstick all over his shirt. "I wish Joey and Yugi were here."Kaiba said."This is horrible.I would be able to watch X-files,and they would be up playing with Joey's Toon Alligator doll,and you two would be talking to Yugi!" "But what about Weevil?"Mai asked. "Weevil would be about the same."Kaiba said."Trying to make himself look like something he's not.Strong." Mai laughed.She started to watch the cat show."What is this show called?"Rex asked."I think Im growing attached." "We don't know."Mokuba said."It's some Spanish show for children.It's very hard to understand." Kaiba realized this was true.The cat was singing something,and the dog and mouse were rolling on the ground. "Maybe,uh...the cat sprayed thier eyes with mace?"Rex asked. Mai slapped him."Quit ruining these children's life!!"She said."the'll be vile killers if you keep up talking like that." Mokuba had to think about this."Vile killers,huh....."He thought."I wanna be one when I grow up!" "Then you have to exercise like stupid Weevil."Rex said.Mokuba and Bones ran into the exercising room.Weevil was drawing on a chalk board."I thought you were exercising?"Bones asked. "No,they just thought I was.Im really plotting a sceam to kill everyone!!Hahahahaha!!" "Really?" "No." "Then what are you doing?Drawing flowers?" "Actually,I am." Mokuba and Bones looked at the flowers.They were very nice flowers,colored with colored chalk.Weevil started to draw a cartoon dog on another place on the board.It was very cute,and looked sorta like a cartoon form of his old dog,Rocket.Victor had shot Rocket to get revenge on Weevil.Weevil could never get over the time when he had to watch his own best friend get put to sleep."Wanna hear my Spanish song that I wrote?It's for two people,but Ive learned that I can do it alone!"Weevil said.Mokuba didn't want the song to go by slow,it would probley be long."Ill do it with you!"Mokuba said.Weevil handed him a long and complicated peice of music."Uh....Bones,can you teach me what it all means?"Mokuba asked.Bones nodded and walked over.Bones had an I.Q of 200,so was very smart about instruments."Um....This looks like you have to play three instruments....an acordian,a harmonica and maracas."He said."Im sure you can get it down in about 10 minutes.this doesen't look very hard." Then Mokuba had an idea."Weevil,how many instruments are in the song?"He asked. "Oh,theres a harmonica,maracas,acordian,and that's all."Weevil said. Mokuba was glad there was an even number."Okay,if Bones could join then we could each play one."He said.Bones was happy to join."Ill play maracas."Bones said."I suck at acordians and harmonicas." "Ill play accordian."Weevil said,"Because I took classes in that." Mokuba was stuck with harmonica."Okay,I still need help reading this Bones."He said.Bones helped him understand the notes and the signals for reapeat and stuff.Weevil played a note on the acordian."This is soooo eerie."He said."If you just push the instrument together,a beautiful sound comes out."He played another note."Stop that!"They heard Kaiba snap from upstairs.Weevil sneered."After a little rehearsing,we should be ready."Bones said."Now....1 2 3 go!"They started to play the song.It was wonderful.Mokuba was going a little slow,so they had to stop."Mokuba,go faster!"Weevil said."This was made to be a fast Spanish Tango,not a slow Italian Waltz!Keep with the beat!" Mokuba was shameful."Sorry.But reading music is very hard for me."He said."I just learned how,and I can't read it near as fast as you two can.And the instrument get's in my way!!" Bones saw the problem."Mokuba,you have to raise your music stand!!"He said."And just read it slowley.If you get to fast,you won't be able to keep up with yourself." Mokuba nodded.Bones counted down and they began playing.Mai heard the music from downstairs."What is that gorgeous sound?It just makes me wanna dance!"She said. Kaiba groaned."It's Mokuba's CD.Ill go tell him to turn it off."He said.But as he went upstairs,he noticed it was coming from the exercise room.When he walked in,he saw them playing the music."It's really you guys PLAYING?"He asked."Mokuba's gotta be cheating,he can't read music!!"He then realized who probley tought him."That's wonderful playing!"He said."I thought it was coming from a C.D." This made Weevil sad."I wrote the whole thing."He said."Im not so stupid that I cannot write music!" Kaiba asked them to play it downstairs."Mai loves it."He said."She said it made her want to dance!!!" They all went downstairs to play the music for the others."That sound was really coming from YOU?"Rex asked."I thought I was the best at music!!" Weevil was even sadder."I wrote this,yes.Thier just playing instruments."He said.Mai nodded.Bones counted down and they started to play.Mai was all teary eyed and surprised,but Rex just yawned.To him,it was as boring as Mr.Rogers' neighborhood. Kaiba liked it too.When it was over,Mai and Kaiba were the only ones that clapped.Weevil was happy.He had finally been succesful in his life.

"Am I really stupid?"Joey asked.Yugi didn't say a word."AM I?!"He asked."YES!YES YOU ARE,OKAY???!"Bandit Keith said.Yugi was mad."Keith,that wasen't very nice."He said."It may be true,but it's not nice." Joey frowned."The centuars,pixies and manticoras like me."He said. "Joey,Im your best friend but sometimes you are a bit light headed."Bugi said.Joey took that as a complement."And,CENTUARS,PIXIES AND MANTICORAS ARE NOT REAL!!!!!"Bugi continued.Joey pouted and grabbed his little radio.He put the relaxing tape back in and listened.Keith growled and grabbed the radio."Joey Wheeler,Im tired of this!Your a crazy old loon with no serious friends and you don't have a right mind!!" Joey let it roll off his back.After all,he was listening to his tape."YOUR A MISERABLE BAFFOON WITH BUCK TEETH AND A BIG BUTT!!!!!" Joey still payed no attention."NOBODY LIKES YOU BECAUSE YOUR.....YOUR......STUPID!!!" Joey was hurt."You could call me the other things but stupid....that hurts."He said."Im gonna beat you like a bat outta h*ll!!" He jumped off his horse and put up his dukes."Well."Keith said,"I used to train in an weight room for hours ontop!I could pound you into the miserable ground!"He jumped off his horse. "No!No!Fighting is wrong!"Yugi said."Don't fight!"But Keith had already slugged Joey.Yugi hit Keith."Joey!"He said."You cannot fight!!Your the main character of this story!If you die,that's it for the rest of us lowlifes!!" Joey took this into consideration."Oh...Com'n Yug.Let's try and lose Keith and his stupid horse." Wheezer didn't like being called stupid.It rammed Harley in the butt,sending it and Joey rolling down a hill."'DDAHH!"Joey squeaked.He hit several jutting out rocks and he coulden't tell whose blood was whose."Oh no!"Yugi said."Look what Wheezer has done now!Keith,youll pay for this!" He started to slide down the hill.His horse jumped down,like a dumb idiot.Bugi caught his foot on a rock."AWWWW!"He screeched.When he brought his aching foot .up,he tripped and started rolling like Joey did.He landed in a bloody heap by Joey and Harley.Keith was standing at the top of the hill,all smug."Ha!"He said."Im the only one dumb enough not to take a nice fall down this dumb hill!!" Joey was dumbfounded."ARGH!"He yelled,and threw a rock at Keith.When the rock hit Keith,it caused him to lose his balance and he came sliding down.Wheezer too.They both landed by them,but not bloody.Keith's clothes were just ripped to shreds."Look what youve done!"He said."I spent hours at Clothestime for these designer clothes!!"He brushed them off.Joey helped Yugi up."Okay Keith."He said."This determines your fate.If your birthday is an even number,I get to hurt you.If it's odd,you die.So when's your birthday?" "Uh...I don't know.I lost track.I just say It's on Febuary 2nd."Keith said. Joey knew he had just been cheated out of murdering someone he really hated."Okay...UH!"He threw a stick at Keith.Keith caught the stick and threw it right back.It caught Bugi right in the knee,ripping his pants and bringing blood."DAH!Why me!?"Bugi yelled.He sat on the ground to examine it."If I had my millenium puzzle,Id kill you Keith!!"He said.Joey helped Yugi stop the bleeding but Keith just sat there laughing.Yugi growled."Heart of the Cards....."He muttered,throwing a card.It missed Keith and floated to the ground."Darn it!!I forgot!I really don't beleive in that,I was just lucky!!!"Yugi said.Joey smiled."So your finally on track."He said."Me and Tristan had been talking about going and getting your head examined,until he fell in love with his mother." "But,Joey,everyone loves there mother!!"Keith said. "Well,not in a wife sorta way."Joey finished.Keith nodded."Scary."He muttered. A little blue canary landed on Yugi's hand."Well hello,little friend."He said.He stroked the bird.He had a strange way with animals."Hey,do you think we could eat that thing???"Joey asked."Im starving!" Yugi shook his head,frowning."No!We can't it him!I have plenty of food in my backpack."He stroked the bird again.Bandit Keith wanted to eat the bird and nothing else.So he took a dart out of nowhere and shot it at the bird.It cleanly shot through the bird's heart."KEITH!"Yugi said."Why'd you do that?I have plenty of sandwiches,candy,soda,and fruit in my backpack!!" "Becuase I wanted meat."He said,not knowing canarys didn't have very much meat. "You have a flare in there,Yug?"Joey asked,piling a bunch of sticks ontop of eachother.Yugi handed Joey a cigeratte lighter,and pulled a sandwich out."It's evening."He said,taking a bite."We really need to set up a shelter and have some defense from nasty bears." All Keith and Joey cared about was eating the bird."Um...you do know that bird will not fill you both up,right?"Yugi asked.Bandit Keith shot down another bird.He speared one on one stick and gave it to Joey.They began cooking them.Yugi took a bite out of his sandwich.It was a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.As he ate,he heard something behind him."Keith?Joey?"He asked."Did you hear that rustle in the bushes?" Joey and Keith shook thier heads and continued cooking the birds.Yugi decided to walk off and see what it was himself.He brought his food with him,just in case it was someone who needed help.He took the flashlight out of his backpack and looked around."Hello?"He asked.He heard a rustle and a grunt.Yugi grabbed a cookie out of his backpack."Uh-Ive got some food."He said.Nothing happened.And then,something ran up behind him and tackled him to the ground.The thing took the cookie and jumped off.Yugi got up."What the-"He said,and noticed it was a fox.It was a little baby one.And it was growling."Joey?K-K-Keith?"He stammered.Joey came bursting through the bushes."Yug?What are you OH MY GOD!!"He saw the baby foxie and almost fainted."I think were gonna die."He said.Yugi pulled a knife out of his backpack."I think we'll have to kill it."He said."I don't wanna be attacked." He raised the knife over his head,about to use it on him.But the fox tackled him again,and ripped the kinife away.It ripped his backpack open,and got some food out.It ran off.Yugi got up,dusting himself off."Oh great."He said."Now,we don't have NEAR as much food!!And it took my sandwich!!" They walked back to camp.Keith was building something with branches."What are you doing?"Joey asked,as the structure fell down."Well,I was making shelter."He said."But I guess we'll have to look for it." Joey was scared,but he did remember seeing a cave quite a while back.

Bones and Mokuba were supposed to be in bed,but they had planned something with Weevil.They were sneaking around the house to Weevil's room,which was WAY across."Which way again?"Bones asked,only to be shushed by Mokuba."Be quiet!Do you want Seto to find us?"He asked.Bones shook his head.He then hit his foot on the wall."YEOW!"He screamed.Mokuba covered his mouth."Be QUIET!"He said."If we wanna go practice for tomorrow,then we have to not get caught!!" They both saw Mai walking down the hall.Mokuba dragged Bones over to a dark corner to hide in."DONT MOVE!!"Mokuba whispered."If we be really still,then perhaps she won't see us!" bones stayed as still as he could,and Mai went into the bathroom.She threw up,because she was pregnant."Gross...."Bones said.Mokuba shushed him again.Mai walked out."Huh?What's that?"She asked,peering into the corner.She walked over.She bent down and picked up a coin,about 2 feet away from the corner."This look's like Mokuba's lucky coin."She said,walking into Mokuba's room.She ran out screaming."KAIBA!WAKE UP!!"She yelled."MOKUBA AND BONES ARE NOT IN BED!!" Bones coughed."I think I heard one...."Kaiba said,coming down the hall."Thier just being snoops.They won't be hidden for much longer." He inhaled deeply."MOKUBA!IF YOU DONT COME OUT,NO MORE TV FOR ONE WEEK!!"He yelled.Mokuba was very tempted to come out.They saw Weevil coming down the hall.Yay. Mokuba thought. Weevil knows why we're up,and hell covor for us. Weevil didn't have his glasses on,and looked very piss*d."Why are you waking poor me up so fr**kin early?"he asked."I was having the most wonderful d*mn dream,and you people woke me up!" He was obviously covoring for Bones and Mokuba."Well,we're sorry."Mai said."Bones and Mokuba are not in bed,and we cannot find them." "HAVE YOU STUPID PEOPLE EVER THOUGHT THAT THEY MIGHT BE IN ONE OF THE BATHROOMS?!!!!"He asked. "THERES TWENTY BATHROOMS!GO BACK TO BED,AND LET THEM DO THERE BUISNESS,THIER NOT HELPLESS,YOU KNOW!!!!!!!" Kaiba realized this was true."You know,he's pretty right."He said."They probley are in one of the bathrooms.Goodnight." Both Mai and Kaiba walked back to thier rooms.Weevil stayed,and Mokuba and Bones came out of the corner.But Mai had been watching."Ah-hah!"She said."I knew you were up to something,Weevil.Your usually very very nice,but you were acting mean." Weevil was ashamed.No practicing tonight! "Explain yourselves."She said to Mokuba and Bones."Why were you out of bed?" "Well..."Mokuba said."We wanted a drink???"He used a guessing tone."No."Mai said."You woulden't have been hiding if you were getting a drink.Bones,explain.You never lie." Bones thought for an excuse.He clasped his hands togther."We were.......going to make cupcakes for you,Kaiba and Rex!!"He said,making moon eyes and a rainbow smile.Mai smiled .she coulden't resist his cutest face."Oh....I see."She said."Well,you need to get back in bed.You need your sleep."She walked off.Mokuba laughed."That was funny!I didn't know that you had that kind of charm!"He said."I didn't either."Bones said."Now let's go!!" Mokuba and him ran off,but Weevil stayed behind."Weevil,you wrote the thing!We cannot go without you!"Mokuba said. Weevil shurgged."Come to think of it,I don't think Spanish music fits us.Maybe,we should try something else in the morning." Mokuba was sad.He turned to Bones."I agree with Weevil."He said."And plus,Im so tired Im about to die.And I may be good at it,but I hate music.It's iratating." Mokuba realized this."I know.It's all.....all.......shaky." "You mean vibration?"Bones asked."Duh." Mokuba felt dumb.

"This darned old cave!"Bandit Keith said."Why'd we have to pick this one?It's all wet,and a bear could live in here."Yugi was scared.He was trembling and mumbling something."Uh...Yug...?"Joey asked.Yugi kept mumbling."I think he's finally cracked."Keith said."Either that or he's diying.Hallaluah.I once killed my Science teacher on accident.But I blamed it on a child named Ronny.Now,he's in Juvie.HA!" Joey was scared to be around a killer."Uh...Yug...."He said."Stop that."Yugi let out a long chain of jibbrish,then gave a crazy smile. "YUG!"Yugi snapped out of his trance."What?What's Happening?"He asked."I was having a daydream!" "Of what?" "That I was going nuts from shaken brain during an earthquake!" Joey left Bugi alone.He was obviously going Cookoo."I hear something.Maybe a bear.Maybe a wild pig.Maybe a dear.Or,it could be an abomidable snow man like in Rudolph."Bandit Keith said."And It doesen't sound very friendly." Joey and Yugi heard it too."Oh no."Joey said."I think your right,Keith.I think there's something in here with us!" Yugi listened."I don't hear anything,except something mean." Joey frowned."THAT'S WHAT ME AND KEITH MEAN!!!"He shouted.Yugi cowered under his very thin blanket.Joey wiped the spit off his mouth.He kept listening."Im gonna go see what that is."Keith said."If I die,then youll know it's not safe." Joey didn't care about Keith,but he wasen't in the mood for murder.It was dark and rainy just like scary movies,when the murders happened.So he followed."Yug,Get UP!"He said."We wanna go see what is making so much racket." Yugi got up,and grabbed an Extacie from his backpack.He swollowed it,and a smile spread across his face."HAHAHAHAHHOOOOO!!!"He yelled.Bandit Keith grabbed the extecie from Yugi."Give me that!!"He said.He swollowed all the pills.He was very jolly now."Hey,Let';s go that way."Joey said. Bandit Keith clicked his heels."Yeah,I agree with Joey!!Joey,your so smart!!" Joey rolled his eyes."F*ck*n idiots."He mumbled.Yugi was dancing."YUGI!!!"He yelled."If you don't shut up!You too,Keith!!" "Okay."Keith said.He grabbed some alchol and drank it."I hate this world."He slurred."And everything in it."Joey was about to smash his brain in.He liked the extecie better,but he didn't have anymore.And it wasen't his to start with. "Im just gonna............go to............Lalaland...."Keith said."And that hippo.....it's in a tutu..." Joey decided to just sit back down and go to sleep."Let's go to bed."He said."And,you two will SHUT UP!" "Joey,your always right."Yugi said.He layed down and closed his eyes."Wanna make something of it....."Keith slopped together,then clapsed.Joey layed down with no blanket and took so much Byerdrel he almost fell to sleep.But he heard something surprisingly close.He didn't wanna wake up Yugi because Yugi would be a ditz and Bandit Keith would take drugs to get rid of his fears.So Joey took some string from Bugi's backpack and trailed it behind him so he woulden't get lost.He seemed to be getting closer to the noise.He hoped it wasen't some horrible beast just waiting to devour him.He heard a huge huge growl.When he came around the corner,it was one small kitten.It was yowling and howling,struggling to get itself free from a pile of thorn bushes."Good."Joey thought.He bent down to help the kitty.But it was scared of him.It tried to scratch him.Joey knew that Yugi had a great way with animals."Hold on."He said to the kitten."I'm gonna go and get my friend.He'll help you." Joey began walking,following his string trail.He soon reached camp."Yugi!"He said."Yugi,wake up!" Yugi stirred."What,Joey?"He asked."I was having a nice dream about rainbows and unicorns and dreams that come true." Joey rolled his eyes."No time for your fantasies now,Yug.I just found what was making the noise.Theres a kitten trapped,and it needs your help." "But why me?"Yugi asked."Keith could have cut it out."Joey gasped at Yugi's morbid mind.It was the drugs at work."Just come on,Yug!!Help me out for a change!" Yugi scrambled to his feet."Fine."He said."KEITH!" Joey smacked his head."Yugi,I didn't want Keith awake!He'll be obnoxious,like usual."Keith rose."What?"He asked. "Umm...Nothing."Yugi stuttered."Just go back to sleep." Keith nodded and fell back to the ground.Joey and Yugi began to follow Joey's string trail.Soon,they reached the kitten.But when they got close enough,they saw it's throat was ripped open,so far it's head was almost off."What could have done that?"Joey asked.Yugi pulled out a little book and looked at the bite marks."Coyotes."He said."We're in serious danger.If only one of us was smart!"Soon,they heard Keith running down."SOMETHING JUST ATTACKED OUR CAMP!"He shouted."They were big,snarling mean things!!" Yugi rolled his eyes."Okay."He said."We need to phone someone smart.They can tell us how to lure coyotes away if one comes near us." Just then,a coyote ran past."Hurry!Give me the phone."Joey said.As soon as Yugi handed him the phone,he looked in his little phone book."Lets see..."He said."Whos smart?"He looked."Bones!"He said."He's really smart!" "But what about Kaiba?"Bandit Keith asked. "Kaiba's only smart in computers,dummy."Yugi said."Bones is smart in all sorts of things.He's good at EVERYTHING!!"Bandit Keith did remember Bones being horribly smart and good at lots of things.His only weakness was dueling.He sucked at it.And he was scared of everything.Other then that,he was perfect."But one thing."Joey said."Bones is sick,and would probley be mad if we called this late at night." Yugi shrugged."Who cares if he get's mad,this is a life and death situation here!Call him up!!!" Without much hesitation,Joey dialed Bones's number.The phone rang several times,and nobody answered."Strange."Joey said."Bones is ALWAYS there to help,but not tonight.He must be in a deep slumber." Keith grabbed his cell phone."Ill call him."He said.And if he doesen't answer,Ill kill him!"Yugi shook his head."No,we'd better try to figure this out ourselves.If we cannot,Bones will be the first one we call." Everyone agreed with Yugi,and waited for a coyote to show up.

Bones and Mokuba coulden't sleep.They kept wondering about the call that was on the cell phone as they lie in bed."Could it have been something important?"Bones asked."I mean,what if it was Joey and Yugi and they were about to be killed or something!!!" Mokuba gulped."Let's go wake up Seto.He'll know what to do."He said.Him and Bones got out of bed."I need some Dimetap anyway."Bones said."Im coughing blood all over myself.Ill bet Im losing blood fast."Mokuba was also worried about that.He thought Bones would die overnight,so he was trying to keep him awake.They soon reached Kaiba's room.Mokuba creaked open the door."Seto?"He asked.Kaiba didn't even stir."SETO?!"Mokuba asked,a little bit louder.Kaiba rolled over."What is it,Mokuba?Im trying to sleep here."He said.Mokuba gulped."Wella......Bones just got a call on his cell phone and we're worried it was something serious."He said.Kaiba rolled his eyes."For goodness sake,it was probley just a salesperson.Now go back to sleep." "Um,actually,we never WERE asleep."Bones said."Everytime I TRY,Mokuba wakes me up." Kaiba rolled over."You work this out.Good night."He said. "So much for that..."Mokuba mumbled."Now,I think we should call Joey,and make sure thier okay." Bones groaned."I wanna go to SLEEP."He said."You can call anyone under the shining sun,but Im going night Night." He walked into the room.Mokuba sighed."I guess Ill go too."He said."Considering thier's nothing better to do." But as soon as he and Bones had closed thier eyes,someone stormed in."Get Up!!"He said in a very irratating voice.It was Weevil."Whadda you want?"Mokuba asked,sitting up."Me and Bones haven't been to sleep yet." It seemed urgent,because it was distinctable that Weevil had ran across the house."Joey just called."He said. "Yeah so?"Bones asked. Weevil ignored him."He says him,Yugi and Bandit Keith are surronded!!!" "By what??" "Coyotes." Bones rolled his eyes."Why didn't he just....WAIT!Mokuba!That call we got- it was probley them!"He said.Mokuba was sad."Oh no!"He said."We could have costed our friends thier lives!If I was only a little SMARTER,like you Bones!" Bones puffed his chest out like a big shot."Hey,Im smart too!"Weevil said."I made a 65 on the math TAAS!!That's real smart!!" There was a long silence."Yeah..Whatever.."Mokuba said."But for now,we've gotta go help Joey!" Bones groaned."I don't wanna help him!And can't we wait until morning?Or,at least until me and Mokuba get a decent hour of sleep?" Weevil thought."I guess."He said."But,the suns about to start coming up.If you wanna leave in secret,we have to leave now or never." Bones growled."But it's thier own stupidity that got them into this,not ours!They should find a way out,or pay the price." Mokuba agreed.Weevil sighed."Alright then."He said."I guess you don't get your video games back!Ha!" Mokuba and Bones exchanged glances."Hey,give us those you stealer!"Mokuba said."I could go in there and steal something of yours!!!" "Not if Im in the doorway." Mokuba realized this was true."Oh,Alright.Give us our video games,and we'll start to pack." Weevil was smarter then that."No.You only get them back when your out the door and at least a mile from the house,so that if you try and run,then youll get lost without me." Mokuba groaned,along with Bones."Oh,alright."Bones said."But,if you STILL have our video games after one mile,and you can bet Ill be estimating,then Im gonna punch your dumb lights out." Weevil was scared."O-Okay.I won't cheat you.Now get up.And if your really tired,then......I made some coffee.I don't care if your not aloud to have it.Your drinking some." Mokuba and Bones cheered."I luv coffee."Bones said."I have to have it every morning,but at night woulden't hurt!" Him and Mokuba thumped down the stairs."HEY!"Weevil yelled after them.But they kept running down."I FORGOT TO SAY,THAT,MAI'S IN THERE!"He yelled,but he already heard Mai scolding them.So Weevil decided to go and covor.He thumped down."What are you doing up?You probley woke me and the intire neighborhood up,you slob!"Weevil lexured. Mai paused her scolding."Weevil?Are you up to something again?" "NO!BUT IM SURE P*SS*D!I WANTED TO GET SOME SLEEP,BUT NO,BIG OL BLABBERMOUTH MAI HAS TO COME DOWN AND START YELLING AT CHILDREN FOR FUN!YOU JUST LIKE TO SEE THEM BORED!AND GUESS WHAT?!I THINK YOUR A SLUT BECAUSE YOUR ONLY 15 AND HAVE ALREADY GOTTEN YOURSELF PREGANT!!" Mai backed out,a scared look on her face.Weevil heard her say,"Id SWEAR he had P.M.S if it was possible." Bones and Mokuba were laughing."Did you see the look on her face?"Mokuba asked."We should have took a pic!!" Bones held up his camera,which was an instaflash.A picture came out."I did."He said. Weevil turned on the light."Well,she shoulden't bothor us for a....Uh oh."He said."Go HIDE!" Bones and Mokuba ran and hid.Mai had broughten Rex and Kaiba with her."Weevil,what are you,Bones and Mokuba up to?"Kaiba asked.Weevil shrugged."I......don't know."He said. Kaiba looked behind Wee."Where are they?"He asked. "Up in bed,like good little children.They were simply getting a drink."Weevil said.Kaiba sent a servant up to look in the room."Now,explain YOURSELF."Kaiba ordered.Weevil thought of a good excuse."Well,I coulden't sleep,so I came up here to get a cookie."He said.He grabbed a cookie off the table that was Mokuba's and took a bite.He heard Mokuba grunt from behind the curtains."What was that sound?"Rex asked."Is a little mousy ready to play checkers with me?"He asked. Mai rolled her eyes."Be serious or go back to bed."She scolded.Rex went back to bed.

"I have an idea!"Bugi said."If I put down some BLTs,theyll eat THEM and spare US,and then we can run away!" Everyone favored this idea.So Bugi dropped some BLTS,and they began backing out of the cave."Um...Guys...turn around."Keith said.A huge coyote blocked the entreway,growling."O-Okay..."Joey said,"Yugi,throw the crowbar in your backpack at him." Yugi obeyed.The wolf bit down on the crowbar and snapped in cleanly in half."Now for plan B."Joey said."Run out of the cave!!" They ran around it and out into the night.The coyote chased them."Uh oh."Bandit Keith said."Here is where my life ends as we know it."He then noticed something.He had a gun tucked away somewhere in his jacket!He grabbed it and pointed it at the wolf.He then shot it.It clapsed to the ground dead."Why didn't you think of that before?"Joey asked."You could have costed us our lives!" Keith wasen't the SHARPEST crayon in the box."Well,"Yugi said."We should try to go to sleep." Joey growled."But the suns already coming up."He said."I can't sleep in the light.Basilisks and Cocatrices live there!!!" Yugi rolled his eyes."JOEY!!"He screeched."THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS BASILISKS AND COCATRICES!!!!" He blew Joey's hair back with that yell."But...then..the FAIRYS will save us." Yugi gritted his teeth,they were already damaged from having to do this constantly because of Joey. "THERES NO SUCH THINGS AS PIXIES,FAIRYS,BASILISKS,COCATRICES,OR BATS WITH WIRES IN THIER HEADS!!!!YOUR THE BIGGEST LUG IVE EVER SEEN!!!!" Joey was hurt."But...At least Im not as dumb as Homer Simpson."He said."No,your dumber."Keith remarked.Joey threw a rock at Keif.YUgi was squeezing plants."What are you doing,Yug?"Joey asked."Your not a unicorn." Yugi payed no attention to the last part."Im looking for water,consedering keith ate and drank everything except those last BLTS in his case of the munchies."He said."If you squeeze vegetation,sometimes water comes out." Joey grabbed a stick."Nothing's coming out."He said."Am I doing it wrong?" Yugi grunted."Joey,a stick isn't a vegetation."He said."It produces no water.If it's green,and it's a plant,SQUEEZE IT." "But Yugi,Sticks should be vegetation."Joey said."They come off a tree,which is a vegetation."

"Yes,but sticks are inanimate.There not living.Thier dead.However you wanna put it,lamebrain." Joey nodded.He squeezed a scorpian."This vegetation pinched me."He said."How come?" Yugi grabbed the scorpian and squished it in his rage."JOEY!"He said."A SCORPIAN ISN'T A VEGETATION!iT'S NOT GREEN!ITS NOT A PLANT!THEREFORE,IT PRODUCES NO WATER!!!!!!!" Joey nodded.He pulled out a picture of a whale spurting water out of it's blowhole."Look!If we can find this.we'll be in a water goldmine!"He said."This vegetation in jampacked with water!!!" Yugi grabbed the picture,ripped it up and just kept looking."Is this a vegetation?"Keith asked.It was a baby tree."Yes.But you should have let it grow.It was a baby.You killer."Yugi said,and threw a rock at Keif.Joey picked up the rock."A Vegetation!"He said.Yugi tried to beat Joey to death with it.

"Oh no."Mokuba said."Now we cannot go and see if Joey and Yugi are alright."He,Weevil and Bones were sitting out on the wrap around porch alone at about noon,trying to think of a way to go and get Joey and Yugi."Um,perhaps we can explain ourselves to them?"Bones asked."Then,Kaiba could send a servant to go and check on them." Sometimes,Mokuba hated Bones's we have to do the right thing attitude."But Bones,Seto woulden't approve of that,We're to young and Weevil's a dolt." Weevil got sad."Umm....Alright."Bones said."Good point.Let me think for a minute;I might come up with something." A servant was standing there.Bones turned around to face him."If your going to eavesdrop on our conversations and spy on us,how about you get me a lemonade?"He asked.The man ran into the house.Weevil and Mokuba stared at Bones."What?I think best when I have something to drink."He said.Weevil was drawing something."What's that?"Mokuba asked.Weevil scribbled a few other lines then stopped."Okay,"He said,as the servant brought them lemonade."I have drawn out an escape plan on how we can sneak out without anyone suspecting anything." Mokuba looked at it."You sure draw sloppy for a 15 year old.This doesen't make since!"He said.Weevil scowled."Well I understand it."He griped."And that's all that matters.Now Bones,pay attention to the map and not that butterfly." Bones turned around and looked at the map."This is one big jumbled up mess!"He said."It would be easier if you tell me,and I draw it,I know the proper equasions,along with the right degree of longitude or latitude." Weevil and Bones looked at eachother.They had no idea what he was talking about."Oh,just give me some posterboard!!!"He said.Weevil handed him some."Okay,Weevil,tell me your plan." Weevil let out a long,perilous groan."But then there would be no need to write it down on paper."He said. Bones slapped his head."But if we write it down on paper,and we forget,we'll have no problem remembering."He said.Weevil nodded."Now tell me."Bones reapeated.There was a long pause."Uh....I forgot."Weevil said."AAHGHHH!"Bones said."How come everyone can't be as smart as I?!ARGHHHH!" Weevil and Mokuba were sad."Mokuba,that was directed at Weevil.No hard feelings."Bones said.Mokuba was happy. "Your plan was probley stupid anyway."Bones remarked."Im gonna make up my own."He began explaining it in words the other two didn't understand.Bones rolled his eyes and just wrote it down on paper.When he was done,he showed it to them.There was a bunch of mathematic equasions and degrees on it."Bones,we can't understand that!"Weevil said.Bones rolled his eyes."Ill explain it."He placed the posterboard on the suntable."See this?It's a purlumenary sketch of the house.See,if we head 90 degrees south,then we can..." He kept blabbering on in such big words that Mokuba and Weevil didn't catch any part of it.He stopped when he noticed the blank looks on thier faces."What?Do you get it?"He asked. "Uh....what's a purlumenary sketch?"Weevil asked.Bones growled."It's a basic sketch with no detail that covors a large distance,lamebrains!!!"He said."I don't see my point in going on!!!" He crumbled up the map and threw it in the trash."Okay....what now?"Mokuba asked."Now we have no plan." Then,Bones got such a bright idea that you could almost see the lightbulb above his head."Mokuba!You make the map!"He said. Mokuba was taken back."What?I can't do this!!!" Bones nodded."Yes you can.Your smarter then Weevil yet dumber then me,so the map that you make will be completly understandable!!!But a little to average for me,but hey,I can manage!!" Mokuba still didn't look so sure."I don't know how to do this escape,Im simply a child of average knowledge!!!"He said.

"Im also a child."Bones said."And I made one up.And the gap can be filled with our IQs...anyone can have an IQ of 200 if they just think hard enough!!" Weevil cocked his head."Isn't that...you know....sorta impossible?"He asked. Bones frowned."Yes.But what I meant was anyone can be smart if they try."He said.Weevil nodded. "what a dumb*ss." Bones thought.He turned to Mokuba."Mokuba,Ill try to tell you my plan in words that you understand,so that you can draw the map.See,first you need a legend,or a key.It shows the symbols,and then says what it means.Like put M for Mokuba,B for Bones and W for Weevil." Mokuba nodded and started at work.Bones started to tell him what all he needed and how to label it right.Weevil sighed.How he wished he were as smart as Bones!!!And as nice,and as perfect,and as cute.He was almost there,but not quite. Soon,Mokuba's map was finished."Okay."He said."Weevil,do you understand this?"Weevil stared at it."Sure!It's perfect!"He said.Mokuba was very proud of himself.He had finally accomplished something.

Keith was trying to climb a tree,with Joey and Yugi ushing him on.There was one banana left that they were going to share."Say Yugi,you have anything in your backpack that could help?"Keith asked.YUgi shook his head."Nope,it was all lost by the wolf and your munchies after taking marajuana!!!"He yelled up.Keith sighed and reached for the banana.He fell from the tree."Gosh dangit!"He said."I wish there were something I could use to get closer!!" That gave Joey an idea."See this stick?"He said."Ill throw it up there,and knock down the banana.Then,we can all have 1 third of it!!!" Keith frowned."You watch Cyberchase too much."He said.He grabbed the stick and threw it,clipping the banana from it's stem.The banana fell right into it's hands."Cool!"He said,peeling it and gulping it down in one swallow.Yugi and Joey watched in horror as thier meal was comsumed."Keith!"Yugi said."Now me and Joey will starve!!!"But all Keith could do was cackle."So.It'll save you your lives,consedering there IS no gold at the end of the rainbow."He said.Yugi and Joey ignored him."Hey,Ive got an idea."Joey said."Cannables fry and eat people,or bugs.If we can simply start a fire by rubbing two sticks,then we can cook some bugs." Yugi and Keith agreed."But one thing."Keith said."It's daytime.Don't people usually make fires at night?"He asked.Joey slapped his head."Keith,fires can be made any time of night."He said.Keith nodded,seeming dumbfounded.Bugi started to rub two sticks together.Soon,a fire was started.Keith grabbed a beetle and threw it in."No No!!"Joey said."You have to impale the buggy on a stick.Then,it won't get burnt to a crisp.Hold it above the fire."Keith nodded,and did so.Joey grabbed a big,fat Praying Mantis.He began cooking it.But Yugi wasen't so sure about eating bugs."Be careful."He said."Some bugs contain toxic venom that will kill you."Joey and Keith acted like they haden't heard and kept right on eating thier bugs.Yugi took out a book."Dont eat anything that looks like a big colorful beetle.It's called a Japenese beetle and it's really deadly."He said.joey acted like he payed attention."Oh,a colorful buggy that wants to be my food!"Joey said.Bugi made a diving leap and snatched the bug out of Joey's grasp."Joey,what did I just say?This is a Japenese beetle!One bite it's croak,you dead!!"Joey just blinked and shoved a big fat beetle in his mouth.Yugi started to peer around for something else to consume.He saw a leaf.He knew some were edible.He took out his survival guide and began looking.There weren't very many that you could eat,so he decided he'd eat Davidson."Oh Davidson...Come here...."He said.The horse stayed in one place,because horses are to stupid to Know thier names."Davidson."Yugi muttered,evilly."I have a surprise for you."He walked up to the horse and raised a big fat stick.He bashed the horse over the head with it,and it fell to the ground.Keith heard it neigh,and came over."Davidson!!No!!!"He yelped.He looked at the mark on it's head."It's dead now,Yugi!!!"He said."But it would make an awfully good meal..." Yugi growled,like a savage."No..!"He said."My food!!!"He attempted tosmash Keith on the head with the stick.Keith caught the stick as it was coming down."Weasly Wimp."He said."I could just use one swipe and kill you."Yugi took a huge bite out of the raw horse."EWW!!"Joey exclaimed."Disease city!!!"He dragged the horse over and placed it in the fire.It began to sizzle and cook.The smell of cooking horse was revolting."Icky Icky!!!"Yugi said,very girl like.

"Okay..."Bones said."According to this map....I should...Distract Kaiba,Mai and Rex."He didn't know how,but he would try."And you guys will sneak out."He continued."Then,when your out,youll bang on the window for a signal.Ill say something to drive them away and go outside while thier not looking......WHY,THIS IS THE STUPIDEST PLAN IVE EVER READ!!!" Mokuba was sad."It'll have to do."Weevil said."All we can think of is dumb stuff." Bones gritted his teeth."MY PLAN WAS A H*LL LOT MORE INTELLEGINT THAN YOURS!!!!"He screamed.Weevil shut up."Im guessing we should get started....?"Mokuba asked."Or maybe wait until sundown.."Now,it was Mokuba's turn to be yelled at."WE WORKED TOO HARD ON THIS ENTIRE PLAN TO BACKOUT NOW!!WE'RE GONNA CARRY IT OUT,AND YOUR GONNA LIKE IT!!!!"Bones screeched.Mokuba agreed."Okay.Where do we start?"Boens asked,turning nice again."Umm....How about you go in and ask them to help you do something?"Weevil asked.Bones thought his was a great idea."Weevil,that idea's so great im surprised it's coming from you."he said.Weevil was sad.He and Mokuba sneaked into the house.Bones walked in.He walked up to Mai,Rex,and Kaiba."Um...Can you help me make some........some......Can you help me do...Can you help me make a birdhouse!!!?"He asked. They looked at him."Of course."Kaiba said."As soon as we're done talking."Bones frowned,and stomped a foot."NOW!!!"He screeched,so loud the birds flew outta the tree.He then made his moon eye face."Okay,Now then."Kaiba said."But really quick." Bones made a pouty face."But I lost my instructions."He said."So we have to make it with real wood from scratch." Rex was happy.He was great at this kinda stuff."Ill help him and you guys can stay outta the hot sun."He said. Bones shook his head."No!I want you all to help me make it!"He said.Kaiba smiled and nodded."Okay....Let;s find Mokuba and Weevil." "No!"Bones shouted."Leave them out!!"They all stared at him."UUUHHH....I don't want them to be disturbed,Weevil is helping Mokuba with his math." They nodded,and walked outside with Bones."What was that noise?I thought I heard something scurry."Mai said.Bones looked over and saw the back of Weevil's trenchcoat behind the shed."Oh No..."He thought."Umm...Ill go see."He then said outloud.He ran over."Weevil!Mokuba!!!Be quieter and Weevil,pull in your coat!!!"He whispered.They did so."Okay,I scared that rat away."He said,coming back.Then,everyone heard a highpitched witch scream.It was Weevil.He ran out from behind the shed,flailing his arms.Mokuba followed,with a calm look on his face."There was a RAT!"Weevil screamed.Rex,Mai and Kaiba were utterly surprised."What are you guys doing behind the shed?"Kaiba asked.He then got a notion."You guys were trying to sneak away for some reason,weren't you?And Weevil?You helped?Explain yourselves!!!" Mai turned to Bones,the honest one.(Or so she thought.) "Wella.....last night,we got a call from Joey and Yugi.They were in danger,so we decided to make an escape plan so you guys woulden't know that we were leaving." Mai knew there was more then that. "And....I don't need help with a birdhouse,there never was a bird house.But PLEASE,PLEASE let us go and try to find Yugi and Joey!!We're very worried." They all 3 went into a corner to discuss it.Along with Weevil.Weevil kept saying."YES!YES!"Because he really wanted to go.He was worried about Joey,not Yugi.Mokuba and Bones waited for an answer from them.Weevil stepped away."It's not going too well."He said."It looks like you guys need a companian....and it's definintly not gonna be me." Mai,Kaiba and Rex stepped outta the corner."Well,we were thinking about it,but Weevil was too dumb to be your companian,so we thought,and none of us wanna go,and the answer is no." Mokuba and Bones exchanged glances."How bogus!!"Bones said."You don't even care about our friends!!" Mai laughed."Hardley!We're worried too,it's just that your sick,and Mokuba is a little immature,and Weevil's dumber then Rex!" Rex got a sad look on his face. "But,I dont FEEL bad anymore,I feel perfect!"Bones said."Im not even running a fever anymore!So Im coughing up blood,big whoop!And Mokuba-Im really smart,he doesen't NEED to be mature." Mai thought."But what about Weevil?"She asked. "Weevil....Well,we want Weevil to come as our companion because he may be dumb,but he's still very nice and good with children..and he has alot of patience.He also is very....very....very.....um..........What Im trying to say is he'd be great with us!!" Mai thought."Oh,Alright."She said."But tomorrow,when Kaiba is avaliable." Bones,Mokuba and Weevil gasped."With KAIBA?"Weevil asked.Mai nodded."But he takes all the FUN out of everything!" Mai frowned."You be nice to Kaiba."She said."He will get along fine.Weevil,your too old to even HAVE fun.Im only letting you go because I want some time alone with Rex,and your so dumb you put ice cubes in the pantry!!" Weevil was sad.This was true."Seto isn't boring."Mokuba said."He can be fun...But Weevil's halfway right." Kaiba was sad."Im sad because you say Im not fun."He said to Wee. "Well,I hate to break it but your not."Wee said.kaiba was sad.He decided something;He woulden't be the EASIEST person to get along with!

Bugi tore into the horse that was now his breakfast.It was nasty;but he thought it would do fine."Can I please have some?"Joey asked."I only ate half of our food!!!"Bandit Keith gave him a glare."NO way.This is me and Yugi's horsie to eat."Then,Yugi's cell phone rang.He picked it up."Hello?Yugi Motou speaking!"He said.It was Bones."Hey,Yugi,I wanna have you know that me,Mokuba and Weevil will be out trying to find you tomorrow."YUgi was happy,but trying to keep it secret from Joey because Joey wanted to find the gold that he thought was at the end of the rainbow. "Yes,great."Yugi said."But try and get Kaiba to come earlier...I cannot stand having him crazy talk me no more!" He heard Bones sigh."Okay,I will."He said."But it won't be easy,me and Weevil have already tried four times.Maybe if we told him you were....in danger?" Yugi shurgged."It's worth a shot."He said."And HURRY,please!!!"Joey glanced over when he said these words.Yugi decided to be quiet."Umm...Lets say..Ill try to be there at night?"Bones asked.Yugi disagreed."No,I need you here NOW.So try to get Kaiba to come NOW.Either that,or you leave without him.Weevil is 15,he can watch you." "Yeah,but his age isn't what matters.Hes dumber then a gopher!!" Yugi realized this was true."O-Okay,but try to come as soon as you can becuase I don't like waiting."Bones agreed,and hung up.Yugi folded up his phone."YUG!"Joey immeadently said,"Hurry Please for what?And get Kaiba to come where?WHERE!?" Yugi was in deep Jeprody."Umm...what Im trying to say is....Bones called...I was telling him directions to cook something,I told him to hurry and get the balogna before it got to warm and.......to get Kaiba to come and help him with what he was making." Joey nodded,being so stupid he would accept any answer.He swiped Yugi's horsemeat off his plate. Yugi didn't care.He was very nervous,being with someone who carried a gun and someone who was very stupid. "Okay,Ill tell you the truth.I don't think there is any gold at the end of the rainbow."Yugi said."I only joined you becuase Im your friend.I was asking Bones to hurry and get here so we can go home." Joey had a surprised look on his face."YUG?!"He asked."You being my best friend,just decide to ditch me?Well guess what?Bones can come here and help you,but me,Im going to go find that gold!!" Joey stalked off,hearing Yugi pleading with him to come back.He didn't care.If Yugi and Keith weren't gonna let him eat,he wasen't gonna stay."Wait Joey!!"Yugi yelled to him,"You can have the rest of the horse!!" Joey didn't care anymore.He stalked away faster.Keith was laughing,and Yugi ran up."Joey,please!"He said."At least Im accompianing you!!!" Joey started to run his fastest.Yugi coulden't keep up."JOEY!"He yelled,having to stop.Joey ran and ran until his was outta thier sight.He noticed himself in front of a small town.He hoped Bandit Keith and Yugi would catch up to him badly."Ill just take a waltz into this resturant."He said to himself.So he walked in.It was a very nice place,and very pretty.He didn't stop to look that it was for rich people.He was directed to a table."Umm....Ill take a crab meat and a coke please."He said,to the waiter.The waiter took his menu and walked off.Joey haden't looked at the wild prices.There were people dancing,and singing.The person singing on stage....Looked awfully familier.Then he realized.But as soon as he did,his food arrived."That will be 50.02 please."The waiter said.Joey's eyes almost bulged out of his head."52.02?for a coke and a crab meat?"He asked. The waiter snarled."Dont you know that this is a WEALTHY person's resturant?"He asked. Joey gulped."But I only have 10 bucks to my name!!"He said. The waiter got an even more mean look on his face."Okay then."He said."Youll do kitchen work until your debt is payed." Joey groaned,but then noticed the singer heading twords his table.It was..TEA?!She had that glittery makeup on her eye lids,and a long purple dress with spagetti straps.The dress almost showed too much of her top torso(Like Mai's shirt.)Her hair was pinned back,and she had mascara and lipstick on.This was a side of Tea Joey had never seen before.She was normally ugly but with the makeup she was very pretty."Ill pay for him."Tea said."He's my friend." The waiter's eyes bulged."But....Your a famous singer."He said."You shoulden't have to pay for this lowlife." Tea frowned."Just take my money,or let him go for free." The waiter let him go for free."Thanx Tea."He said."This is a side of you Ive never ever seen of you before." Tea was mad."Shut Up."She said."No more Mrs.nice Tea.Ill kill you if you make me mad." Joey shut up."So how did you become famous?"He asked.Tea smiled."Well,it's all because of that twerp,Weevil Underwood."She said."He probley never told you,but all because of him Im rich and famous." Joey thought it was hard to beleive that Tea Gardener wsa rich.His friend,Tea Gardener.Wow."So,what did Weevil do to make you like this?"He asked. "Well."Tea said."He found me a bum on the street,and told me he was Weevil Underwood and could make me a star.At first I didn't beleive him,because I hated his guts,and then he hired the best music teacher ever to teach me how to sing.Now,look at me." The crowd was going wild for her to get back on stage."Well,gotta run."She said."Ill be seeing you." Joey sat back at the table and began to eat,when yugi and Keith came bursting in."Joey!"Yugi said,running up.Joey pointed to Tea."TEA!"Yugi said."It's you?"Tea ran down the stage again,getting many grunts from the audience. She was happy."Hello Yugi!"She said.Her and Yugi were very close friends,and had formally been boyfriend and girlfriend.But they had to break up because things weren't working out. Yugi didn't know where to start.But Keith had went over and found a batch of girls to impress.Because of his dashing good looks,he could make any girl fall in love with him.He was telling them a false story,the usual.He was saying,'Ive seen lots of girls,but none as beautiful as you.'As you can probley guess,he said this to EVERY single group of girls he became popualr with. "So Tea."Yugi said."Are you gonna start scoring for that other singer you thought was cute?"Tea shook her head."Nope."She said."Weevil.Without him,Id be nothing!!"Everyone gasped."Weevil's to handsome for you."Keith said,strolling up with a girl. Joey was sad.Nobody was paying attention to him.

"Com'n,Kaiba!!!"Bones said."Yugi wants you to come right now because he cannot wait.And if you don't,then we're just go alone with Weevil." Kaiba smiled."Sure.Com'n."He said,going upstairs."Lemme get my....tent."He led Bones and Mokuba up to a strange room in there."Mokuba,go get my.....tent."Kaiba said.Mokuba shook his head."Seto,your tent isn't in there!!"He said.Kaiba growled,pushed them both in and locked the door."Uh...I guess he didn't want us to leave until tomorrow..."Bones said.Mokuba was mad."This is his solution for everything."He said."Locking me somewhere.Dont worry.Tomorrow,when it's time,he'll unlock the door and we'll leave." Bones nodded."I have an idea."He said."You know Mai?She comes whenever she hears one of us cry." Mokuba shook his head."She probley knows why we're up here."He said."Crying won't work." Bones looked at the window."Hey..."He said."If we could just get Weevil in here,and then climb out the window,we could escape here in a second!!!!"Bones's mind wasen't working right."Bones,are you stupid?Is your brain going neutrel?We are 3 stories up!!!!" Bones frowned."Very sorry."He said."It's just that when Im mad,I start getting crazy and hurt anyone in my path!!" Mokuba ran under the bed."Oh,not you Mokuba.Only strangers."Mokuba came out from under the bed. "But..."Bones said."We COULD get only Weevil to this spot,have HIM unlock the door and then we could sneak out." They were pretty lucky,because Weevil walked by the door.You could tell it was him because he was singing."WEEVIL!"Mokuba said.Weevil stopped in his tracks."What?"He said,through the door.He tried to open it."Oh.Looks like youve locked yourselves in.However will we get you out?" "Weevil."Bones said."YOU can unlock it." "Ohh..."Wee muttered and unlocked it.Bones and Mokuba came running out."Okay."mokuba said."We have to SNEAK out,so-" Weevil walked to the head of the stairs."WE'RE SNEAKING OUT,ALRIGHT?!"he yelled.Mokuba and Bones gawked,and exchanged glances.Bones pulled Weevil away froom the head of the stairs."I woulden't stand there if I were you."He said."It's to dangerous for complete idiots." Mokuba was so mad,he felt like killing Weevil."Now look what you did!Thaks to you,Yugi and Joey are more then likely dead by now!How do you feel?!" Weevil thought."Well,I never really liked Joey,and Yugi's pretty swell but he shows more than one sign of being queer,so I feel pretyy nice about this." Mokuba and Bones exchanged glances."Let's go into Mokuba's room and think."He said."Except,Weevil,I think it's too dangerous for you to think." But Weevil still followed.They sat down on the bed."Hmm..."Mokuba said."Maybe we could....SNEAK OUT!!!!IT'S PERFECT!!IT'S BRILLIANT!!!!" He saw that Weevil and Bones were not surprised."Uhh....Mokuba."Weevil said."We've already tried that,remember?I blabbed my big mouth." Mokuba nodded,feeling dumb.After a while,nobody had thought of anything."GA!!"Bones exclaimed."This is the first time I coulden't ever think of anything to do!"He felt dumb,and he thought he would have to kill himself if that happened."Wait a second.."Weevil said."I know somebody who knows lots of stuff!!!" Mokuba and Bones's heads shot up."Name?"Bones asked. "Maxamillion Pegasus,I think."Weevil said."If we go to Pegusas,we could ask HIM if there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.If so,I think we should leave them alone.If not,we should go shatter Joey's dreams and hopes." Mokuba and Bones thought this was a brilliant idea."But one thing."Bones said."How do we get out and see him?" weevil thought."Well,first of all we have to call him and ask if we can come,and then we can......tell them your going outside and Im watching.While we're out ,we can run for it!!!" The idea was getting better."Well,then how do we supply food without Seto and the others noticing."Mokuba asked.Bones had already solved that problem."Easy."He said."We say that we're taking a snack out." They walked downstairs."Uh...........Seto?"Mokuba said.Kaiba gave a long chain of laughs because he was watching Scary Movie.He sounded mad.(Crazy mad.)"What?!"He said. "We're going outside and Weevil's gonna watch us and we're taking a snack." "Oh.Ok.Go right ahead." Mai,Rex and Kaiba let out another chain of laughs."Thier crazy."Bones said.He then noticed Mokuba laughing at the movie.He shut up."Um....What can we take?"Weevil asked."Sandwiches are to big and cake is too small." Bones rolled his eyes."Weevil,youve gotten mixed up again."He said."We're taking Coffee for sure,and my favirate food is Goldfish so we're taking goldfish." Mokuba sneered."How come I didn't get to choose,or Weevil?" Bones crossed his arms."Because IM better then all of you."He then stalked outside with his nose in the air.Mokuba and Weevil blinked."Can we take some cake?"Weevil asked.Mokuba nodded."Yes.But dont let Bones know."He said.Him and Weevil packed everything in the house except Goldfish.

After the place had closed,only Yugi,Keith,Joey and Tea remained catching up on eachother's lives."So Tea."Joey said."How's it like being rich for a change and finally being at least one 24th pretty." Joey haden't meant to be mean."Stop this mess."Keith said."That was rude." Keith obviously was trying to get Tea's attention,the loungelizard. "Back off,Jackson!!!"Yugi said."Tea is MY ex!!!!When we get back together,youll be in the dirt!!!!" Now Tea was mad."Get back together?With you?When h*ll freezes over!!!"She hit Bugi with a napkin.Poor Poor Bugibits. Joey didn't wanna be involved.But,he coulden't help talking."Hey!That's cheating!H*ll cant freeze over!!"He say. Everyone realized this was true."Let's stop fighting."Bugi said."Violence isn't the answer." Everyone could just GUESS that Bugi watched Barney."Uh..Yug."Joey said."I needta ask you something.No hard feelings,but are you....QUEER?!"Both Tea and Yugi gasped."Queer?"Yugi asked."If I was queer,I woulden't have been dating Tea!"He said,in his normal cheery voice.But Tea didn't look to cheery."You think that IM gay?"She asked.Joey shook his head."No!I meant Yugi!"He said.Now she was even more angry."Yugi?Gay?Boy are you wrong!Yugi is everything but queer!He's nice,wonderful,but I still dont love him!" Yugi was sad.So sad,he ran into the bathroom crying.They heard him give himself a swirly."That's not right."Keith said."You should love anyone for who they are!!!!Not for thier queer personality!You all make me sick!!!!Drop dead sick!!!" Tea and Joey were silent."I guess he's sorta right."Tea said."Let's go and get things straightened out with Yugi.But,Yugi came out with wet hair.He had resolved his problems."Hey guys!"He said."Let's go to the store and buy some candy,whadda you say?" But,they were all staring at something on the T.V."What?"Asked Yugi,watching.They were staring at a Gameshow.It was called Truth or Dare, And was one of Tokyo's most popular gameshows.Joey had always wanted a chance to be on that Gameshow.But the person on thier now would give him nightmares for months.It was Serenity!! She was doing a dare right now,trying to whack a Pinata open in a pit of snakes.The games stakes were like this:5 people went on at once.They would ask one person at a time;Truth or Dare.If the person said Dare,they had to Do something utterly dangerous and stupid.If they were hurt bad or killed by accident,the gameshow wasen't held responsible.If they said Truth,they had to go to a lie detector and answer a very embarrasing question.The first person to get 5 dares and 5 truths done first won.You had to complete the dares and answer the truths right to score one point. "Why are you guys staring at that Gameshow?"Yugi asked. Tea turned around."Because,If I went on that Gameshow I could be even MORE Famous!!" She was now a fame freak,all thanks to Weevil.Joey felt like strangling him."I guess Ill go to."Keith said."Im tired of being known as only the most handsome man alive." For some reason,the people at TIME magazine had declared him the most handsome man alive.Yugi didn't want Tea to be hurt."Im going too."He said."I don't want Tea to get hurt.And Joey,guess what?Your coming too,no questions about it." Joey didn't argue.He had always wanted to be on a gameshow.Nobody had ever won it before.The prize:60 billion dollars.He wanted that money bad.And he would do anything to get it.

Bones went through the food and drinks outside.All of the sudden,his cute face scrunched up."NO GOLDFISH!?"He asked."HOW DUMB ARE YOU?!I TOLD YOU I NEEDED GOLDFISH AND THERE AREN'T ANY!!!!NOW THERE HAD BETTER BE COFFEE IN HERE OR I MIGHT JUST GO INSANE!!!!" Mokuba snarled."We didn't wanna pack goldfish.We're tired of your snooty know-it-all attitude,and we're not listening to your selfish needs anymore." But Bones just smiled."But guys,without my snooty know it all attitude youll die.You have NO idea what plants it's safe to eat,and No idea whatsoever where Maxamillion Pegusas's castle is.So,you decide.Listen to my snooty,know it all attitude or suffer the consequences." Weevil and Mokuba had to think about this one."A moment of thinking,please."Mokuba said,and grabbed Wee's arm.He dragged him about 10 feet away."Okay,"He whispered."The brat does have a point,but Im not sure I wanna listen to that snob." Weevil didn't know what to say,so he stayed quiet. "But if we don't take him,we cant go."Mokuba explained."This is perplexing work." Weevil said nothing. "But then again,if we do,-YOUR NOT LISTENING,ARE YOU?" Weevil thought a second."No." Mokuba snarled."IT'S LIKE TALKING TO A BOARD!A STIFF,FLAT BOARD!!!!" Weevil was hurt,but said nothing.He walked over to Bones and said something to him.Bones nodded."Oh,Mokuba!!"He called."Weevil just said to me,and I quote,'How about we leave HIM behind!!!'Ho Ho Ho!!!" Mokuba was sad.But he knew that Weevil didn't like being stuck in the middle of thier fight."Bones,we need to stop feuding."He said."yugi and Joey could be dieing,so we need to get to Pegasus as fast as we can." Bones agreed."But what about Keith?"Weevil asked. Bones and Mokuba laughed."Who cares about him?"Mokuba asked."He deserves to be dead." Weevil shrugged,and followed.But when they were about to leave,Mai came out."What are you guys doing?"She asked.They all cringed at her harsh voice."WEEVIL!!!!"she screeched."IM ASHAMED OF YOU!!YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE A GOOD ROLE MODEL FOR THESE TWO CHILDREN,BUT YOUR LETTING THEM SNEAK OUT!!!AND YOUR GOING?IVE NEVER BEEN SO DISCUSTED IN MY INTIRE LIFE!!!!!"Weevil blinked.He growled."IF YOU P*SS ME OFF ONE MORE INCH,ILL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON THE WALL AS A TROPHY!!!!"He screeched so loud and high pitched that only dogs could hear.Mai was infuriated.She had hair in her face and her top lip was twitching.She looked b*tchy."ILL TEACH YOU TO THREATEN A WOMAN!!!!!!"She yelled,and launched at him.Bones and Mokuba were scared."Mai....."Bones said.Mai looked up from pushing Wee down. "WHAT???!!!!!!!"She screeched.Bones decided to not continue.Mokuba ran inside."Oh no."Bones said."He left ME alone to help Weevil."But a few seconds later,Mokuba came out with Rex and Kaiba."Mai,what are you doing?"Kaiba asked.Mai knew he would never hit a woman,so she continued punching Weevil's lights out.Weevil was doing a better job than she was,though.She had blood flying from her lips and her face was so bloody you coulden't make it out.There was hair sticking to her face that was damp with blood.Mai didn't answer Kaiba.She kept punching and Wee kept blocking.They saw Weevil break his own glasses(for the sixth time.)and cut Mai with the glass.It was a nasty sight to see.Finally,Rex decided it wasen't like his favorite WWF wrestling matches,so he decided to stop it. "MAI!!!!"He screamed.Mai stopped in her tracks."Rex,why don't you come help me destroy this awful flea?"She asked.Rex snarled. "Mai,Stop punching Weevil.He didn't DO anything!!!" She kept punching at him."Your pushing my buttons!!!!"Rex said."If you don't stop,Ill break up with you right now and tell everybody over the radio that your gay!!!" Mai didn't stop B-cuz she knew he woulden't do that.He was too much of a dumb*ss.Kaiba finally stepped in.He pried Mai off of Wee and threw her against Rex.Rex caught her."Uh-Uh.....Hi?"He said.Mai picked herself up and stalked inside,muttering,'idiot,idiot!!!!' Rex followed her,obviously taking her side."Weevil got up and got another pair of glasses from his pocket.He had only Mai's blood on him.None of his blood had been expelled.He looked over and saw Bones and Mokuba hid behind a tree.Kaiba ran over."guys,get up!"He said."Your wusses."Bones looked horribly scared.His face was more pale than usual.His Eyes were wide. Mokuba thought it was cool."That was so awesome!"He said. "Yeah."Weevil said,wryly."Cool...." Mokuba ran inside to see how Mai was doing.She was in the bathroom,washing off her face.She was saying stuff like,"Give me that shampoo,imbosel!'and stuff to poor Rexie.He would obey.Then Rex realized why she was being like this.It was....that time of the month......."Rex,get out!!"She said."Im going to the bathroom!!!" Rex then remembered she was pregnant.She was just a b*tch natrally,he guessed.As he waited,he heard a whoop of Joy.She pranced outta the bathroom and grabbed Rex's hands."REX!!"She hollered."Im not pregnant!!!I can swim,I can fall down stairs and do cartwheels!!"She cartwheeled down the hall,and left Rex blinking,dumbfounded.

"So,how do we get on this gameshow?"Keith asked."Id do anything for that 60,000,000 dollars!!!"Joey knew some things he woulden't do,but didn't say them."I guess we call that number they keep reapeating."Tea said,and gave her cell to Yugi."How come your making ME call?"He asked.Tea shrugged."Because the people reading this story dislike me to much to have me talking for a long period of time."She said."It's a curse.." Yugi enjoyed being liked and called the number.They said it in a rhythum on the T.V so it was easy to remember. While he was on the phone,Joey wanted to steal a chili dog.But he didn't."I think Im gonna call.......Weevil."He said.Tea went nuts."Weevil!Weevil!Let me talk to Weevil!!!"She lunged at the phone,and Joey jerked it outta her reach.He dialed Wee's cell numba.It rang for a while,and then Weevil answered."Hello."He said,in his voice that sounded like a rusty gate latch. "Uh...Hi Weevil."Joey said.Tea yelled the same thing."I think I heard someone else,or was that an echo?"Weevil asked,answered by Joey's sigh."No,that's Tea."He said."For some strange reason,she's madly in love with you." Wee cackled."Capitol G Gross!!"He said."She's ugly!She looks like a raccoon." Joey frowned."Dont make fun of her.If you didn't like her,you woulden't have made her famous." Weevil was silent for a moment."Um.....Me,Bones and Mokuba are trying to sneak out to see Maxamillion Pegasus."He said.Joey wanted to know why.Pegasus was a feeble,frail old fool and He had a whole head full of gray hair.(And he was madly in love with Kimo,and they suspected Yugi.) "Why do you wanna see that scrawny old coot?"Joey asked."Who would want to!?He smells bad!!!!" Weevil thought that if he told Joey the correct reason,then Joey would throw a fit and hang up. "Um....So what's going on in your life?"Weevil asked.Joey heard Mai in the background say,"WEEVIL!!!IM NOT PREGNANT!!!" He then heard Weevil say,"Yeah,thats nice but Im talking on the phone." "Wella...we're gonna go on a gameshow."Joey said.He could tell Weevil was utterly surprised."Gameshow?"He asked."It had better not be that cruel one,whats it called?Truth or dare?" Joey decided to lie."No!Im not that stupid,it's uhh......OH NO!Nature calls!See ya!!!" "But cant I just talk to Tea whil you answer Mother Nature's call?"Weevil asked.Joey thought."I guess."He said. He ran up to Yugi,not expecting to take the phone back.Tea eagerly grabbed it up."Hello,Weevil!"She said."How are you doing?!" Weevil was beginning to regret even asking to talk to her."Umm..Fine,just fine."He said."Gee,Ive gotta go!I need to....AW WHAT THE HECK I JUST DONT WANNA TALK TO YOU!!!!" Weevil hung up.Joey looked over and saw Tea sulking on a table."Uh,Tea."Joey said."You just have to except the fact that your a batty old codger and a reject,and you just hafta get on with your life as a loveless wretch." He haden't noticed her start to cry harder,but Keith obviously did because he laughed.Yugi got off the phone."It's all arranged!"He said."We get on tomorrow at seven PM.We'd better go clothes shopping!" This made Tea happy,but Joey and Keith could just die."CLOTHES SHOPPING?!"Keith asked."We have clothes right on ourselves." Tea frowned."Your expecting to go on LIVE television all battered and torn up in dirty clothes?I hope you know as SOON as we're done with the show,Im leaving all of you clothes hating b*tches!!!"

Yugi snickered."Well,Tea,as they say,Im rubber and your glue and watever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!" Tea decided to shut her fat and ugly mouth.

"Okay."Mokuba said."It's six o clock,we don't have enough time to think up another plan!!"He then noticed Bones scribbling something down on paper."What are you DOING?!"Mokuba asked.Bones finished something,then looked up."Im doing long math problems."He said."It always helps me think."Mokuba saw that Bones had written down 20,000,000,000,000 divided by 999,000,000,000,000,000,000.Mokuba blinked."You can actually DO that?"He asked.Bones nodded.Mokuba wondered how he had even learned."But how do you KNOW how?"He asked."Our grade level doesen't teach stuff like that!!!!!" Bones shrugged."I tought myself."He answered,then got back to math.Weevil was looking at himself in a mirror."Weevil,what are you doing?"Mokuba asked.Weevil put the little mirror down."Oh,I was just looking at myself."He said. Mokuba nodded."Well,if you havent noticed,we NEED a plan!" Bones shoved the math aside."Well,perhaps doing something else would help."He said."In your IQ level,Mokuba,banging a pen on your head would work.HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!" Mokuba didn't know what brought on this hurtful remark."Bones,stop being a rude ungrateful stool pidgeon."He said."That wasen't true and you know it."oh yeah,it wasen't."Bones said."You'd need a board!" Both him and Wee started laughing.Mokuba gave Bones a mirror."Compare us!"He said."Now,which of us is better looking?" Bones looked."DEFININTLY ME!!!"He said,his veinness getting to him. Mokuba thought."Okay..."he said."Ah Hah!!!!I bet if we had a drawing contest,youd lose." Bones grabbed some paper."What do you want me to draw?"He asked.He seemed really confident."How about a fox?"Mokuba asked."Thier easy." Bones decided that was okay.In about one minute,Bones held up a sketch of a fox.It was perfect,with everydetail."Now let's see yours."He said.Mokuba made some finishing touches,then held it up.It was terrible.Weevil and Bones laughed."Weevil,you choose."Mokuba said.Weevil laughed harder."Well isn't it obvious?"He asked."Bones's actually LOOKS like a fox!" Mokuba was very very VERY mad.He coulden't beleive he had let his best friend become this little snob."Okay,Okay."Mokuba said."So we know that Bones can DRAW and THINK better then me,but can he DUEL better then me?" Everyone knew the answer to that."No way."Bones said."I suck at Dueling.I coulden't even beat You,Mokuba.But Ive got a little challenge for you.If you can beat Weevil,than Ill stop making fun of you." Mokuba really wanted him to stop making fun of him,but he knew beating Weevil would be hard as h*ll."Weevil?"He asked."But Weevil's the regional champion!I could never beat him!!!!!!" Weevil smiled."Thank you."He said."I like being recognized for once." Mokuba said your welcome and kept arguing with Bonesy."So."Bones said."Prove that your a good duelist.If you can do this ONE thing,Ill.........give you.....my......Big Pikachu Doll!" Mokuba liked that doll,but he knew he coulden't beat Wee."Umm....I guess Ill duel Weevil."He said. Bones knew his Pikachu doll was going nowhere.